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PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 1:10am On Sep 13, 2017
ip2121918021:
Lol, the iPhone X is the iPhone Ten (Tim called it Ten) smiley
Lol Dude i thought they named it that cos of the annivasiry shitundecided
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 1:09am On Sep 13, 2017
KillerFrost:
You used the iPhone 6 and it's whack grin
If you're not okay with the os, that's another thing! Stop typing poo with your keyboard!... cos you saw 1.4 Ghz, dual core and 1gb ram... Do you know what is called efficiency and optimization?... That's a selling point there!..The mere whack iPhone 6 was a more powerful device than ANY android in its era
Dude i know the optimization and all that trash but i say to u The iphone6 camera was wAck and i mean wack Compared with other flagships at it time and yes am talking from experience.The phone might have andled A8 ON metal graphics but doesnt mean it got faster processor than its competitors in its time bro.I mean even the s5 camera is better dude and am talkin of the iphone6 not 6s.The only iphone that i could say performed well in terms of CAM was the 7 and 7plus but it still had bad screen to body ratio, bad design, slow charging,same old crappy design from the 5s to 8 smhsad
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 1:07am On Sep 13, 2017
KillerFrost:
You used the iPhone 6 and it's whack grin
If you're not okay with the os, that's another thing! Stop typing poo with your keyboard!... cos you saw 1.4 Ghz, dual core and 1gb ram... Do you know what is called efficiency and optimization?... That's a selling point there!..The mere whack iPhone 6 was a more powerful device than ANY android in its era
Dude i know the optimization and all that trash but i say to u The iphone6 camera was wAck and i mean wack Compared with other flagships at it time and yes am talking from experience.The phone might have andled A8 ON metal graphics but doesnt mean it got faster processor than its competitors in its time bro.I mean even the s5 camera is better dude and am talkin of the iphone6 not 6s.
PhonesRe: N470, 000 Iphone X: Apple Finally Reveals It's Best Ever Smartphone(Photos) by microjoystick: 12:08am On Sep 13, 2017
mrMeen:
I swear even xiomi MI mix is better looking.
i swear bro.
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 12:00am On Sep 13, 2017
DAVE5:
at least people dey try my camera and they were impressed as at then... e no fall hand, however i use a 7, wld like to get a note8 when it arrives, but as for s7, s6 or s5... i kiss them good bye even in my dreams
Dude if u really used the S7 then u wouldnt have come here to talk about iphone seriously.Iphone 7 2016 phone with 4.7 inshes HD screen poo.S7 2016 phone with a 2k screen now that is what we call a beast soon phones would be goin to 4k oled and iphone 10 would be on 1080psmiley
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 11:56pm On Sep 12, 2017
DAVE5:
lol... u try... me deals with heavy games and my iphone (as u call it) has been chunking the game up like its nothing... off recent the only game i do wch i think is heavy is real racing 3... and its been seamless experience from day1 so we no need drag...

i guess its a case of what works for you... as for me... iPhones have served me well


NB: the only two phones in the whole wide world are iphones and samsung.... fvck htc, fvck sony( or sony ericson or ericson), fvck lg ang their bland design... i spit on infinix, tekno, gionee, itel and the likes


i think i need to disinfect my laptop for using it to type infinix sef...lol
Guy like i said even the 4s was handling real racing pretty good but in terms of speed Camera software and hardware the samsung flagship phones had always been a killer maybe not in sales but in terms of specs NOTHIN COMES CLOSE.Dude make God bless my hustle this year nah the note 8 or OP5 i go get.Damn i didnt even mention "BIXBY" iphone siri doesnt perform better.Face it the iphone is just like BLACKBERRY a business and classy phone while the samsung is Samsung "THE BEAUTY AND THE BEASTcheesy"
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 11:49pm On Sep 12, 2017
DAVE5:
Pls i have just one question... are you speaking from experience or by paper review...


iPhones are on their own planet ohh, 1gb ram on an iPhone can't be compared with a 2 gig ram on android..

i sold my 5s which i used for about 3 years plus and the pesin dey enjoy the phone like madt, but i don't see any s4's around...


along side the iPhone 5s, i was using a galaxy note edge of 3 gig ram or so.... but mehn the samsung was swallowing dust in my bag...

the 5s outclassed the note edge in all ramification (from gaming experience to no lags to on the spot response), no single hanging, battery was average, my phone is a key success factor for my business and i won't ever put my business in the hands of an android completely cos it would fvck up somhow...


but then something happened, i got a 7 and the note edge was relegated to the side of my bag totally, i hardly even remember i have an android cos the 7 met all my business/personal/social needs to the fullest..

currently i gave the note edge to one of my workers who doesn't have a phone...

waiting to get note 8 when it comes out but that would be side phone of my side phone



If u would do me just one favor; use an iPhone 5s for 3 days, don't box ur mind with all that iPhone is closed thingy pple say, try to enjoy the fone, then use an s4 for that same period... come back and tell ur unbiased experiences
Dude unless u used the note1 or 2 the 5s shouldnt be compared with note 3 upwards atall.oga that phone camera no fit beat my s3 cam sef ah ah.Guy abeg i no dey do paper view na true talk.The only tin i can say is that the iphone6 was pretty good when it came to games but wasnt as fast as the s6.Quote me anywhere.that phone cam battery was wack damn not even fast charge split screen and a dozen other features guy abeg park well o.
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 11:43pm On Sep 12, 2017
Mehn it was just like when one marketer opened a thread saying the "INFINIX NOTE 4 PRO IS BETTER THAN SAMSUNG" and some one said what do we need 6 GB RAM FORcheesy.i phone peeps are completely brainwashedcheesy
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 11:40pm On Sep 12, 2017
DAVE5:
Pls i have just one question... are you speaking from experience or by paper review...


iPhones are on their own planet ohh, 1gb ram on an iPhone can't be compared with a 2 gig ram on android..

i sold my 5s which i used for about 3 years plus and the pesin dey enjoy the phone like madt, but i don't see any s4's around...


along side the iPhone 5s, i was using a galaxy note edge of 3 gig ram or so.... but mehn the samsung was swallowing dust in my bag...

the 5s outclassed the note edge in all ramification (from gaming experience to no lags to on the spot response), no single hanging, battery was average, my phone is a key success factor for my business and i won't ever put my business in the hands of an android completely cos it would fvck up somhow...


but then something happened, i got a 7 and the note edge was relegated to the side of my bag totally, i hardly even remember i have an android cos the 7 met all my business/personal/social needs to the fullest..

currently i gave the note edge to one of my workers who doesn't have a phone...

waiting to get note 8 when it comes out but that would be side phone of my side phone



If u would do me just one favor; use an iPhone 5s for 3 days, don't box ur mind with all that iPhone is closed thingy pple say, try to enjoy the fone, then use an s4 for that same period... come back and tell ur unbiased experiences
Dude not even 5s i ave used the iphone 6 and is swear i regretted it.WACK CAMERA,RESTRICTED OS wack 1.4 ghz dual core mehn iphone is just overhyped.Bet i wouldnt lie the iphone 7 processor was good but apart from that nothing innovative compared with even the s7.please dude try the s7 s6 or even s5.Then u can come back here and open ur mouth.
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 11:36pm On Sep 12, 2017
DAVE5:
Pls i have just one question... are you speaking from experience or by paper review...


iPhones are on their own planet ohh, 1gb ram on an iPhone can't be compared with a 2 gig ram on android..

i sold my 5s which i used for about 3 years plus and the pesin dey enjoy the phone like madt, but i don't see any s4's around...


along side the iPhone 5s, i was using a galaxy note edge of 3 gig ram or so.... but mehn the samsung was swallowing dust in my bag...

the 5s outclassed the note edge in all ramification (from gaming experience to no lags to on the spot response), no single hanging, battery was average, my phone is a key success factor for my business and i won't ever put my business in the hands of an android completely cos it would fvck up somhow...


but then something happened, i got a 7 and the note edge was relegated to the side of my bag totally, i hardly even remember i have an android cos the 7 met all my business/personal/social needs to the fullest..

currently i gave the note edge to one of my workers who doesn't have a phone...

waiting to get note 8 when it comes out but that would be side phone of my side phone



If u would do me just one favor; use an iPhone 5s for 3 days, don't box ur mind with all that iPhone is closed thingy pple say, try to enjoy the fone, then use an s4 for that same period... come back and tell ur unbiased experiences
Lemme ask u somethin can the 5s u bought load two apps at the same time i mean wasnt it because or it seams u have 4gotten that the s4 came with so much features i just cant type.Oga have used the s4 an Lg optimus G an iphone 6 a windowsphone and even when i was broke a nokia asha but mehn even my senoir bro iphone 6s doesnt pass my s6 edge atalll when it comes to fast charge gamin processor, and even the camera i mean have u used the camera of a common s6 compared to the 6s or 6.Guy abeg coming from real life experience my 1.9ghz octa core was a beast then the 2.4ghz would be wat.Guy abeg ur iphone no fit compare with samsung atall.Its like comparing an F1 CAR with a ferrari simple.smiley
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Have Sex On First Date? by microjoystick(op): 11:26pm On Sep 12, 2017
Apina:
Fallacy of hasten generalization. The decision to or not to is relative, it's not a general thing. There are ladies who would initiate it on the first date, I believe u weren't convincing enough.
I swear i did not understand ur grammer at all
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 11:06pm On Sep 12, 2017
ip2121918021:
iAvengers are on full force today grin
I swear they don brainwash them.Imagine the s7 with 4gb ram and their iphone7 was still comin with 2/3 gb ram.Chai omo they never experience power nah why them dey make noise.even the iphone7 no come with fast chargesad
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 11:03pm On Sep 12, 2017
Decale:
You have both phones to know which one is better? Oh sorry but can you a do a little review on them?


Features na ios vs android debates which I'm not going to get into that.
Even the S8 "destroyed" IPhone 7 but the world's population doesn't agree. So who's winning?
Dude even if 5 billion people are goin for the iphone doesnt mean its better ok.Lemme take u back to the iphone 5s





The iphone 5s was released the same year with the S4 remember.
Now the 5s sold over 60 million units while the s4 sold just 40 million+ units.
But coming to the hardware parts the s4 outmatched the 5s bar far in terms of hardware and software.The only edge iphone had as at that time was the fingerprint but the s4 had a 1.6ghz quadcore cpu compared with the 5s 1.3ghz dual core.
The s4 had 2gb ram and the latter 1gb.
The s4 had 2600mah battery the 5s 1560mah.
The s4 had 13mp back cam and a 2 mp front cam compared with the 5s 8mp back and 1.2mp front.Abeg i neva still mention the crazy features the s4 had yet the 5s beat it in terms of sales.So guy i believe u can now agree that the iphone might be winning in terms of sales but the samsung beats it in both hardware and software PEACE.Looking forward to the s9 thoughcheesy
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 10:10pm On Sep 12, 2017
Decale:
You're never thinking of moving to iPhone X. Everything you typed is devoid of objectivity but filled with vitriol.

The only thing you said that's a little bit of sense was the wireless charging (+ fast charging)

The A11 is too much hardware in 2017 but your contradiction is well seen with your approach on the 750p screen resolution on the iPhone, which first of all is only on iPhone 8 and second of all, FHD is too much hardware for a 4.7 inch phone.

You've already concluded that FaceID is slower and less intuitive. Unless you've used the iPhone X, your point here is moot. It's well explained how the Faceid utilises projector beams and illuminators with a failure rate of 0.0000001%, 20 times more secure than TouchID. And it's compliant with Apple pay, apps same as the TouchID

And Apple is playing catchup with Samsung's model number? What does that even mean? The flagship is iPhone 10 not 8. And last I checked S8/S8+ is still playing catchup to iPhone 7 in sales


Level up, young man. Your biased points are rather immature
Dude the iphone 7 might be better in sales but isnt in any form better rhan the s8 or s8+.i mean even the iphone X in terms of design and features doesnt beat the note8 or LG V30 only the upgraded chip thats all.I'm Sure the s9 would destroy the iphone X hands down.
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 10:06pm On Sep 12, 2017
ip2121918021:
Besides 3D Touch though.
Yes u are right about that but if u are to compare iys features with s8 u would see that the s8 beats it hands down and am sure it would still beat the iphone 8 too xcept the SoC though.
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 10:03pm On Sep 12, 2017
ABBkelvin:
Only the iPhone X is worth buying. PS no physical difference between iPhone 7 and 8.
I swear ur head dey there.Iphone hasnt released anythin innovative from the iphone5s to 6 to 7 and now to 8 same design only upgraded hardware its so annoyin.IMAGINE WAT THE SAMSUNG S9 WOULD BE LIKEcheesy
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils The Iphone 8, iphone 8+ and iPhone X(PHOTOS) by microjoystick: 9:54pm On Sep 12, 2017
krattoss:
Nothing pass my Samsung s8+ cool
i swear samsung lg xiaomi and a lot others have already done this.Iphone tins are always late.Imagine its only the x version that is bezeless.for 470k chai wen i fit buy note 8 or lg v30 for same price.Abi how u see am.
PhonesRe: N470, 000 Iphone X: Apple Finally Reveals It's Best Ever Smartphone(Photos) by microjoystick: 9:48pm On Sep 12, 2017
iamchybs:
Samsung has made iPhone designers think deeper.

Hopefully this new hardware and designs will get them back to number 2. Samsung can't be moved at this point.
I swear eh even Xiaomi mi max2 bluboo s8 lg v30 and a lot more other brands have already realesed bezeless displays yet iphone are just realesing it for the iphone X not even for the 8 or 8 plus.Mehn this people wanna stay standstill.
Seun
lalasticlala
Mynd44
THIS IS NEWS WORTHYsmiley
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Have Sex On First Date? by microjoystick(op): 9:37pm On Sep 12, 2017
princ007:
Lol.. you guys are funny
wat is funny
RomanceRe: Plis Help The Slayed Queen In My Area Says I Am Not Her Type Wat Do I Do by microjoystick(op): 9:02pm On Sep 12, 2017
Seunosewapenis:
Due to the advice of Amstardam cloud and nairalanders i decided to toast the slayed queen



SEUNOSEWAPENIS:Babe hw fr ur side nah

SLAYED QUEEN:Excuse me are u talking to me

SEUNOSEWAPENIS: Yes my diar u are just too beautifull so i couldnt help but tell u to park lemme talk to dis angel of medusa

SLAYED QUEEN:Wat!!!!

SEUNOSEWAPENIS:Anything i see u my heart just boils with passion bebe u are the reason why my Milk flows..Bebe plis would u be my cup so i can pour my warm milk inside ur honey?

SLAYED QUEEN:Wat are u saying?

SEUNOSEWAPENIS: (kneels down on the road) Baby i want to be ur no1 goalkeeper lemme be the one to ride ur horse lemme insert my milk of life Baby lemmme.....

SLAYED QUEEN: Plis Go straight to the point!!

SEUNOSEWAPENIS: BABY would u be the one to butter my bread...Baby i want u to be my Girl my honeybonny my chocolate beans my sweety tomato my jellof rice,boiled beans the apple of my eyes?

SLAYED QUEEN: If u are trying to ask me out den am sorry u are not my type(Walks out leaving me still kneeling on the road)sad


Plis wat can i do to be her type

cc lalasticlala
seun
Mynd54
plis i need ur advises
RomanceRe: Plis Help The Slayed Queen In My Area Says I Am Not Her Type Wat Do I Do by microjoystick(op): 6:29pm On Sep 12, 2017
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RomanceRe: Let Us Talk About Rape. When Can We Conclude That Rape Has Happened? by microjoystick: 6:29pm On Sep 12, 2017
HannahHitler:
This is a serious and sensitive issue and I will advice you to enter with your brains.


what is rape to you?

if you buy me gifts and I accept them, does it give you the right to force me into sexual activities?

can a husband or wife rape his or her wife or husband?

when a child of eight comes to you and ask you to touch her and you do, is it rape?


if you threaten me and bully me or even talk me into sex with threats and I agree to it. is it rape?


what is rape in the context of the law? I want intelligent contributions.

perhaps after this, many people will realize that they have raped others and they have been violated.
Rape is when i meet ur sister and i fuvk her hard and we both enjoyed it but she went to report me to the policeundecided
RomanceRe: A Nairalander About To Commit Suicide by microjoystick: 6:26pm On Sep 12, 2017
iamJ:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Guy wetin u do that iweeecureyou guy wey him dey mention u like thatundecided
RomanceRe: A Nairalander About To Commit Suicide by microjoystick: 6:25pm On Sep 12, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:
am tired of this world the one u love, but wont give a dime bout you cry

where they buy 778k shoe, but wont atleast a meal per day.


am signing my death certificate for now.


although some won't believe


am about to commit suicide

good bye world cry
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Wow i've been so lucky to xperience so many suicides this weekcheesy.Omo the rice wey i don chop eh.




Abeg holla me make i chop confam ricesmiley
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Have Sex On First Date? by microjoystick(op): 6:22pm On Sep 12, 2017
Sabrina18:
Cos they know you are after sex only.

Sex starved human being.
Hey please dont insalt me.I Bleep b1tches like u errydaysmiley
RomanceRe: Plis Help The Slayed Queen In My Area Says I Am Not Her Type Wat Do I Do by microjoystick(op): 6:20pm On Sep 12, 2017
Seunosewapenis:
Due to the advice of Amstardam cloud and nairalanders i decided to toast the slayed queen



SEUNOSEWAPENIS:Babe hw fr ur side nah

SLAYED QUEEN:Excuse me are u talking to me

SEUNOSEWAPENIS: Yes my diar u are just too beautifull so i couldnt help but tell u to park lemme talk to dis angel of medusa

SLAYED QUEEN:Wat!!!!

SEUNOSEWAPENIS:Anything i see u my heart just boils with passion bebe u are the reason why my Milk flows..Bebe plis would u be my cup so i can pour my warm milk inside ur honey?

SLAYED QUEEN:Wat are u saying?

SEUNOSEWAPENIS: (kneels down on the road) Baby i want to be ur no1 goalkeeper lemme be the one to ride ur horse lemme insert my milk of life Baby lemmme.....

SLAYED QUEEN: Plis Go straight to the point!!

SEUNOSEWAPENIS: BABY would u be the one to butter my bread...Baby i want u to be my Girl my honeybonny my chocolate beans my sweety tomato my jellof rice,boiled beans the apple of my eyes?

SLAYED QUEEN: If u are trying to ask me out den am sorry u are not my type(Walks out leaving me still kneeling on the road)sad


Plis wat can i do to be her type

cc lalasticlala
seun
Mynd54
plis i need ur advises
CelebritiesRe: Simi Drives Fans Crazy With “joromi” Performance At #simisolathealbum Launch by microjoystick: 3:41pm On Sep 12, 2017
pulsemusicng:
“Joromi“ the lead single off Simi’s commercial album debut, Simisola, was perhaps the most anticipated performance at the night of her launch.

Simi delivered spotlessly with live vocal improvisations on stage and synchronized moves that included elbow dabs with her bestie, and a mechanically-styled foot work withjoromi from her captivating music video who made a graceful appearance on stage.

She got her fans and other guests present, cheering her on and jeering in quite high spirits, having turned the atmosphere into a pretty lit one.

WATCH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imRbQUwO6Hw

Source https://pulsemusic.ng/performance-simisolathealbum-launch/
Wow she has the Angel of a voicesmiley
RomanceRe: If You Are To Marry A Nairalander, Who Would It Be? by microjoystick: 2:57pm On Sep 12, 2017
TGoddess:
Okay I've noticed you,now run along.Go change your diaper.undecided
Carry ur fish smellin TIN awayundecided
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Had A Secret Wedding In Portugal - Naijagists.com Claims by microjoystick: 2:55pm On Sep 12, 2017
kidap:
Insider told Naijagists that nollywood diva, Genevieve Nnaji Just had A Secret Wedding In Portugal.

According to the movie industry source, Genevieve Nnaji’s recent trip to Portugal is not unconnected with her secret wedding.

The single mother of one is now happily married to the man of her dreams in the absence of family members and friends from both side.

When source asked why Genevieve chose a secret wedding, the source said she did it because in her short lifetime, she has dated so many men so in other to avoid backslash and media attack, she settled for a secret wedding.

The source who said Genevieve is likely to relocate out of Naija soon added that the single mother of one is likely to deny the secret wedding report but that will not change the fact that she is now Mrs Genevieve “Something”.

Happy married to Mama Chimebuka.

http://naijagists.com/newly-married-genevieve-nnaji-may-not-release-wedding-pictures-husband-photos-online-insider/
Stupid Fake Newssad
CrimeRe: 16-year-old Boy Arrested For Selling Guns In Imo State by microjoystick: 2:47pm On Sep 12, 2017

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