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RomanceWhy Do Slayed Queen Always Act Snobbish?(must Read) by microjoystick(op):
I finally got the oppurtunity to toast the slayed queen in my area to see if she would accept me so the following conversation ensued...

SEUNOSEWAPENIS:Babe pliss can i talk to you pliss it wont take a minute?

Slayed Queen:Hmmmm

SeunosewaPenis:Baby anytime i see u my heart just explode with love i cant bear it anymore seeing a handsome girl like u moving up and down jobless u are just to beurifull.

Slayed Queen:?

SeunosewaPenis:Baby pliss i wake up every day just to see ur masculuos face.life would not have meaning without a beauty like u.

Slayed Queen:?

Seunosewapenis: Baby are u not listening?

Slayed Queen: Are u through with ur nonsense cos i have beter things to do..Mtcheew(Walks out on me)
plis can u people of nl tell me why slayed queens always act dis way? Thank u in anticipation.
FamilyRe: 5 Signs Of A Childish Adult by microjoystick: 4:13pm On Jun 30, 2017
sekem:
Yes

Even my sisters

All of them are nothing but childish adults
so the mother that born u is a childish adult abi
FamilyRe: 5 Signs Of A Childish Adult by microjoystick: 4:40pm On Jun 29, 2017
sekem:
From the ongoing discussion, I think most "adult" women are nothing but childish adults

Just look at the way the talk anyhow & how they disclose every secret you tell them because of poor impulse control, how they get defensive once you tell them the truth, how they desperately seek unnecessary attention, and the worst is how they quickly try to push on the blame to another person...

It's really a pity.
plis dont be annoyed buh is ur mother one of dem
FamilyRe: 5 Signs Of A Childish Adult by microjoystick: 4:39pm On Jun 29, 2017
psalmsjob:
Yeah you are right because I'm not a niggagrin and I'm nobody's penisgrin like your name here imply you're displaying profound "wisdom" to name yourself like that.grin

But it's good you're saying all these under a post with such topic, the op need not to give us far fetched examples as you're a classic example of "Adult-Child"grin

#YouGoSoonTalkWetinDeyPainYouAboutMegrin
Hehehe see u o abi u cant read plis somebory shuld help dis one and read my first post

NFAsmiley
FamilyRe: 5 Signs Of A Childish Adult by microjoystick: 3:36pm On Jun 29, 2017
psalmsjob:
I am as busy as you are with other reasonable thingsgrin

#Me&YouNoDey4TheSameCategorygrin
lol u dont compare u fool to a nigga like me smiley
RomanceRe: Plis Help How Do I Get A Girl Dat Can Accommodate Small Dick by microjoystick(op): 3:35pm On Jun 29, 2017
itsJude:
come if na play stop am , which kind yeye mention be this?
plis kindly GET THE FÙCK OUTA MY THREAD thank you
RomanceRe: ITS MY BIRTHDAY ..wish Ur Member A Happy Birthday by microjoystick: 3:32pm On Jun 29, 2017
barallanee:
na wa o...wen u try to joke along u will be insulted...ah won't react jux gonna ignore
react sef and see wat happems Attention Seeker
RomanceRe: ITS MY BIRTHDAY ..wish Ur Member A Happy Birthday by microjoystick: 3:04pm On Jun 29, 2017
barallanee:
God bless u
AMEN
RomanceRe: Plis Help How Do I Get A Girl Dat Can Accommodate Small Dick by microjoystick(op): 2:54pm On Jun 29, 2017
pcguru1:
Guy i am telling you it is not small, most girls like average, even in doggy you will really cause pain in that position, a tongue is like 3 inches and it does the job talk-less of 5.6, even 5.6 in anal will cause pain sef (i don't do it oh). You can have 12 inches and still be a lousy lover, however doesn't mean 12 inches doesn't do the work too, there's more to sex than just slamming the manliness in, there's pre-intimacy, sweet talking, fingering, tying up, light BDSM, teasing, kissing of boobs, guy before you even put the thing in sef, most girls for don come, most girls like the whole act not just the penis action, you think it's easy to be slammed by a dick for a long time. anyway you are young we shouldn't even be advising you on this focus on making money and a career first. all the best and stop watching porn.
Oga u too muchsmiley
RomanceRe: ITS MY BIRTHDAY ..wish Ur Member A Happy Birthday by microjoystick: 2:52pm On Jun 29, 2017
barallanee:
wish u the same... grin
dat is if dat ur smelling thing is even gonna be sweet sad
RomanceRe: ITS MY BIRTHDAY ..wish Ur Member A Happy Birthday by microjoystick: 2:52pm On Jun 29, 2017
barallanee:
wish u the same... grin
dat is if dat smelling thing is even gonna be sweet sad
RomanceRe: Closed by microjoystick: 2:48pm On Jun 29, 2017
MrCork:
^^i Am A CRACKHEAD SADLY.....! undecided
LOL mrcork
RomanceRe: Closed by microjoystick: 2:47pm On Jun 29, 2017
Homeboiy:
As she fine reach
e fit be one bastard dey fúck her

na she go even dey beg d guy
i swear u get am





even ur mama
RomanceRe: ITS MY BIRTHDAY ..wish Ur Member A Happy Birthday by microjoystick: 2:45pm On Jun 29, 2017
barallanee:
lol..Evans ur big uncle
shut up u f**l who was talking to u plis its not only u dat is doin birthday so stop making noise


ATTENTION SEEKER
RomanceRe: Is This True. A Friend Just Told Me Today Is Seun Of NL. Bachelor Eve Party by microjoystick: 2:43pm On Jun 29, 2017
NairalandCS:
This moniker gets me every time.
How plis explain
FamilyRe: 5 Signs Of A Childish Adult by microjoystick: 2:41pm On Jun 29, 2017
psalmsjob:
Admitting that means you're no longer one of themgrin
excuse me buh dont u have anything reasonable to do
RomanceRe: Is This True. A Friend Just Told Me Today Is Seun Of NL. Bachelor Eve Party by microjoystick: 2:39pm On Jun 29, 2017
No wonder seun hasnt replied me i hav been complaining dat i cant post new topic but nobody as answered
RomanceRe: ITS MY BIRTHDAY ..wish Ur Member A Happy Birthday by microjoystick: 2:34pm On Jun 29, 2017
barallanee:
Dear nairalanders/romancelanders pls wish ur sister and friend ah happy birthday... God bless you all..love ya muahhh kiss kiss kiss


















Love u
lemme call evans for u






Mtcheeeew buffday nko boredday nismiley
FamilyRe: 5 Signs Of A Childish Adult by microjoystick: 1:54pm On Jun 29, 2017
Wow thanks op......I guess am one of demundecided
RomanceRe: Plis Help How Do I Get A Girl Dat Can Accommodate Small Dick by microjoystick(op): 1:51pm On Jun 29, 2017
Seun lalasticlala Mynd44 i havent been able to post a new topic for 4 days now plis wat could be the problem
PhonesRe: I Want To Upgrade To Windows 10, Need Help And Advice by microjoystick: 1:37pm On Jun 29, 2017
JeremyA2G:
Ikeja side sha, I'm actually talking of my phone o
so it is windows phome u are even talking of
RomanceRe: Sex Is Stupid And Should Be Avoided 18+ by microjoystick: 1:17pm On Jun 29, 2017
Virginkpekus:
Imagine moving forward and backwards, while screaming and sweating just waiting for a liquid to come out. Guys make unable try get brain small. angry
i agree with u if only parents could determine the kind of children to give birth to people like u wont be here posting trashsmiley
RomanceRe: K by microjoystick: 1:03pm On Jun 29, 2017
Japhet04:
pls, nairalanders i'm currently in a dillema cuz i don't know how i can survive with 20000 naira per month as the prices of things are currently very expensive, i am a level 300 student in UST pls i really need advice on this..

lalasticlala
commit suicide and thank me latersmiley
RomanceRe: Whose Fault Is It When A Lady Can't Cook by microjoystick:
Charismatic107:
I once dated a lady who can't cook,even to cook ordinary indomie na wahala.She told me it's her mother who does all the cooking at home.
My question is who is to be blamed if a lady can't cook.THE MOTHER or THE LADY
Wait are u asking me? Plis the commenter below me might have something reasonable to say.smiley







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RomanceRe: Plis Help How Do I Get A Girl Dat Can Accommodate Small Dick by microjoystick(op): 11:53am On Jun 29, 2017
lefulefu:
i tire 4 dat guy grin
do u think 5.6 inches erect is too small
RomanceRe: Plis Help How Do I Get A Girl Dat Can Accommodate Small Dick by microjoystick(op): 11:49am On Jun 29, 2017
Mrcork u have fall.my hand
CrimeRe: Native Doctors, Traditional Rulers Declare War On Badoo Group In Ikorodu. Photos by microjoystick: 11:32am On Jun 29, 2017
PLIS seun for 4 days now i haventvbeen able to post a new topic on nairaland wat could be the problem

Mynd44
lalastclala
RomanceRe: Plis Help How Do I Get A Girl Dat Can Accommodate Small Dick by microjoystick(op): 11:19am On Jun 29, 2017
Nina4u:
The size u measured is it when u erecced?
yes it is 5.6 inches erect
RomanceRe: Plis Help How Do I Get A Girl Dat Can Accommodate Small Dick by microjoystick(op): 8:55am On Jun 29, 2017
Nina4u:
So is that errect or not errect that sounds avarage to me.. It is the motion of the ocean that moves the waves.. If they got big pussies I feel bad for them u got to stay active or non active to have that mussles in the pussy tight lol
I am not underastanding u plis explain in layed man format
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by microjoystick: 8:53am On Jun 29, 2017
Seun please i havent been able to post a new topic for some days now but i can comment wat do i do and plis dont ignore

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