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Thanks guys

After all the threads i created seeking help on how to enlarge my Dickk i ended up being duped of 35k by a nairalander.The slayed finally broke up with me saying my dick is just too small for her that i should find another slayed queen that can accomodate my dick size.Well i was really devastated that i almost commited suicide but am happy i didnt because i finally met another slayed queen today.TBC

After reading all the comments on the thread were i said i will comit suicide.I decided not to thanks to all romancelanders who adviced me and discouraged me,i even had up to 6 pm's from sum Nlers here sum even said they would assist me financially but i declined.To those who think am jokin and decided to troll on me thank u very much cos i could have also been on frontpage with the headline"A NAIRALANDER COMMITED SUICIDE" but here i am alive even though am still devastated i will live thank you all.

I cant just continue to live anymore my life is hopeless.The one thing i love so much is gone.There isnt anything to live for.this evening am goin to make sure i die then maybe she will realise how much i love her.

iweecureyou:
are try to say dart ya mama fead u with zobo chai she wicked

Even if u don't have the fear of God abeg fear english.

glo4chuks:
We have been married 4 - 5 years with so many ups n down but by the God's grace we are gaining balance now. But my husband just got a habit of always pressing his phone, while eating, talking evening wake up at midnight just to operate phone.

This habit has limited communication, sex, in fact anything at all couples can do. He goes to office in the morning, comes back by 6 or 7 :oo but all he will do for the rest of the day is phone.

l have talked to him several times about it but no change, I don't want to suspect anything but am getting tired of this union pls advice a sister tnx.

why wont he be pressing phones....who knows maybe u are one of those FLAT holes

Solidkay:
Ur morniker alone should b made a topic of discussion.
I swear down u r from another planet
cc:ichommy.

lol

zoba88:
As shared by Abubakar.....

'It just happen now. Accident along Abuja -Kaduna high way immediately after Katari. One of the Passenger lost her life. Pls share to reach to her relatives. May the departure soul rest in peace, ameen'.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/who-knows-this-lady-who-was-died-today.html?m=1

i dont know her but u can check ur mother pics to be sure if its not her

My moniker is funny enough

Goahead:
Would you be comfortable watching movies on that poor resolution dumb phone?

How about downloading them, using 2g network?

My advise, upgrade

dude i just got to manage for now cos my windows phone went into recovery for no reason and am broke so please if anyone knows where i can download 3gp movies please Tell me.Thank you.

thepussyhunter:
its your less favourite kenyan THEPUSSYHUNTER here again..........

I know most (if not all sef d of us do not know the real names of them romancelanders here (not that its compulsory to know them nor should we give a fvck about their real names sha)............
We only know dem by their monikers and sometimes we judge dem based on their moniker
e.g i have noticed them ladies fail to reply my mentions and having done me investigations i got to know that most of them are scared or preferable put feel i want to hunt their pussy down and probably fvck them
which is not true of course (to an extent........and a long wide extent too)

so heres the deal
We want y'all to drop your real names......

We strongly advise against telling your full names here because of strong security reasons (i'm sure we all know what the reasons or better persons are )...................
Thats why all you've gat to do is drop your FIRST name only but if you feel u aiint concerned and have got nathing to hide you could drop ur full names and we'd appreciate it........



it'd be good we at least know our first names (frankly theres dis lady's here dat i'd love to know her name,,,,,,,,,,without sking her directly of course )

anyways i think it'd be proper i start first.......
So errmmmm they call me RICHIE
and from that i presume we all can dedcue that me name is RICHARD........

oya legggoooooo..................let the names start coming

PS: if your name is SOMEHOW e.g "annointing" "thanksgiving" "dickson" "wood" "aigbotunaya" etc kindly drop ur surname instead cos i'm pretty sure it cant be as bad as ur name.......

my name is seun

Please am using the nokia asha 308 and i want to find out how i can download new action movies like 3gp movies for it please helo me.

MissRaine69:
One week of dating and all this has started? Why are you even bothering? With all this
So if the ex was so magnificent why is she with you?
Have some self respect for yourself! if you can't use that as inspiration do it for the love of your mother. Have some dignity.

thanks

MrHenshaw:
Collect ur ex guys number,call him explain things to him so you people can swap.

shez a girl not a guy

My dick is just 5.6 inches but my Gf doesnt enjoy the sex wat do i do

ikp120:
Ask her if you see her.

Sorry dude i guess shez too busy hoeing around for u to ask her abi dont worry when i spot her at the usuall place i will ask her for u

PussyBlower:
as your Monika says.Cum and suck my fûçking dick. Youf fûçking dickface

Dude it okay u dont need to come here and announce ur rejected status

I have masturbated used dick enlargin cream stretch it yet the stupid tin still remains at 5.6 inches plis wat do i do

ikp120:
These hoes ain't loyal at all bros

Never trust them at all. Don't spend on them, because a hoe will always be a hoe.

Sorry please if u are calling naija girls hoes plis wat of ur mother...

PussyBlower:
Go back and keep sucking the fûçking pussy as you being doing as your fûçking dick is as useless as your post!!!

Dude please i didnt ask for insult.
As ur moniker says go back and blow ur mordar pussssy

Please i need ur advices

kinginvagina:
This has become a norm in Nigeria today like in america they call their girls bitch_. It has now become an everyday thing you see guys instead of using the word "lady or girl" they'll use HOE. why?

lalasticlala
Dominique
mynd44

plis dont be offended but was ur mother called a hoe

alanka:
I do not have dagger to break the chain of love in which I am leashed. I am not also willing to to be loosed, I love her and I am glad that I love her much.

I spent too much time to nurture our love and she also spent too much time visiting other suitor in his office I was not happy with thevsituation but I loved her. I would be waiting for her in their sitting room, she would come out of her room and say hi...and she would cross the street to the other suitor shop yet I loved her.

I gave her more than enough time to see inside me, to know my secret person but she was too busy to look my eyes, she spent more than 80% of our time with the guy opposite I still loved her.

She never one day asked me, how are you feeling today? have you eaten, what is wrong with you, you are looking tired? she never said that these to me. But I used every little time I had with her to care about her, communicate with her because I loved her.I always tried to make sure I know about her health condition and state of mind so I can help when necessary because I loved her.

Sometime when she was in year 3, I told her i will want you to have your P.HD before you clock 30 years, I persuaded her, I really wanted her to do that so, I started a business in our name (my name and her name) because I was thinking by the time she finishes her youth service I will give her the business so, she can use the profit to finance her M.sc and P.HD program while I was planning to come and look for job in the city, I wanted her to have P. HD before marriage I had prepared all she needed because I loved her...the business made 2.5 million sales and 850,000 profit in first year my love was busy with love opposite her house I still loved her.

Her parents rejected me and sent me out of their house what did I do wrong? I DONT KNOW TILL TODAY my love did not come out to defend me but I still loved her.

The business that I opened for my love, to use it as a source of fund for her graduate program after she abandoned me, the political world got my signal and they climb down on me and my love business and they destroyed it, the same political leaders who destroyed the business I created for her now collaborated with her my love again what can I do?

There is nothing I can do than to keep loving her. I am really hurt, my heart is sick and weak, I can not just stand seeing my love sad.

I stand on my word for her. I remain enemy of her enemy...because after all, I LOVE HER SO MUCH BUT SHE DOES NOT DESERVE ME

Lesbian

ekensi01:
i know people who will advice you are on their way.

Please dont u have any advice

Ever since we broke about a month ago she keeps calling me telling me she misses my small dick because he new Bf dick is too big.But now am just confused because my new bae doesnt like my dick size atall.So should i go back to my ex or just hope for the best with my new Gf.
Your advices would be much appreciated thank you.

MykOnyxo:
that you love her doesn't mean you should...... wait...... see ooo.... thank God she is not comparing your d!ck with your monicker

Mehn the tin tire me plis tell me do u think 5.6 inches dick is small

thepussyhunter:
Continuation.......

Well we hope the dude is perfectly fine and can come act according to his words esp cos of the people like fynestpoatato who are depending on him for their daily sub

to get and follow this news kindly click the link below
https://www.nairaland.com/3889673/thinking-hosting-completely-free-recharge




[b]moving on,

"Nairaland bold footballer, musician, dancer, e-money member and talented pussy eater Airforce1 has come out yet again but this time not to show us some pictures of him or his yanshless bae rather to share with us his bitter childhood experience,....

The nl superstar said in an interview with our very own SEMI-RIPE-PUSSY that he was a victim of rape at the hands of his aunt ............he said the trauma he faced made him go gaga (semi crazy) and thats why he acts the way he does here on nl..
He also attributes his non-commitment to one woman for to long (the dude changes ladies like used pad......at least that whats he tells us :-C) to this fact too.........
He said in full.....



[b]if this is really true mr airforce we sincerely sympathize with you...........
Anyways to get more info on this and also see the reaction of them romancelanders we encourage you to click open this link
https://www.nairaland.com/3905276/perception-women-changed-after-raped......


In other news, an 18-man list of nls most modest guys who dont aiint cassanovas / womanizers have just been presented by the ROMANCE RECORD body...........this list have been confirmed to be authentic.....

Would you like to know if your name was/is on the list?
Would you want to see the reactions of most people especially guys who unfortunately werent mentioned?
Well do open this link to find out more on this

https://www.nairaland.com/3897460/18-guys-nl-romance-section#58077355.......



Have you ever seen a black blak black black lady before?

An african model from sudan (they call her the QUEEN OF THE DARK) has come out to say she loves her color and advice black or dark ladies to appreciate and love their skin colors and desist from bleaching or toning their color brighter..........
She shared her undoubtedly sexy pics too and to be honest the lady really is fvcking sexy ..........

#black/dark_ladies_rock

y'all can find out more about her and also check out her hot pics through dis link
https://www.nairaland.com/3901316/meet-darkest-african-model-queen#58138217



do stay with us as we take a slight break......we'll be back soon

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Since we started datin last week she keeps complainin that my dick is too small and i do too much programmin and she also likes comparin my dickk size to her ex plis wat do i do to detain my Gf cos i love her so much

your response will be much appreciated

bidx1:
what's your size OP. serious

5.6 inches