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EducationRe: UNILORIN Post-utme Screening Result 2017/2018 Released by microjoystick: 2:41pm On Sep 12, 2017
mikeljims:
So you even still dey write post jamb!!! shocked
Check my profile.U GO NO HOW FARcheesy
CelebritiesRe: Andre Omodayo Churchill, Tonto Dikeh's Son Goes Back To School (Photo) by microjoystick: 2:36pm On Sep 12, 2017
CelebritiesRe: Girl Licks Adewale Adeleke's Sweaty Face When She Saw Money At Club (Photos) by microjoystick: 2:27pm On Sep 12, 2017
NEHLIVE:
The Moment Girl Licks Davido Brother's Sweaty Face When She Saw Money (photos)


It is no longer news that Chairman HKN, Adewale Adeleke went to a club in London yesterday night and he took to his Snapchat account to share snaps of the wild adventure that took place there.

We all saw how he grabbed the butt of a girl he called ‘Brance’, and gave her a therapeutic massage on her butt. The lady also twerked all over him. We can also see that the lady was not wearing pants which was obvious from the tight and transparent hot leggings she
wore.

However, the shocking aspect of the wildness you guys didn't see was where the random lady licked the billionaire son's sweaty face after he flaunt a large wads of cash.


For crying out loud, who licks a person's face with all the diseases that's all over town nowadays?

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/the-moment-girl-licks-davido-brothers-sweaty-face-when-she-saw-money-photos
When she carry HIV she go know.SMHsad
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Attack Journalists In Umuahia, Destroy Properties by microjoystick: 2:25pm On Sep 12, 2017
AlexReports:
BreakingNews: ‘Python Dance’ Soldiers Attack Journalists, Destroy Properties In Abia

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Information reaching 247ureports.com indicates that the soldiers stationed in Abia State may have lost control of their actions. This is as some of the soldiers attacked the National Union of Journalist [NUJ] secretariat along Aba road in Uumahia, Abia State destroying properties and injuring some of the press officers inside the office.

According to eyewitness reports, the soldiers who were stationed nearby the secretariat claimed they were being filmed/photographed by the press officers inside the secretariat. When the soldiers barged into the secretariat, they grabbed all cameras and film equipment belonging to the reporters and began damaging the properties that included computers and other accessories. They also manhandled some of the reporters.

This action on the part of the soldiers follows an attack on the members of Indigenous Peoples of Biafra [IPOB] a few days ago when the police claimed the military men were only testing their newly repaired amoured vehicle. Several injuries were reported during the attack. Other reports indicate up to five people lost their lives.

Stay tuned.

http://247ureports.com/2017/09/12/breakingnews-python-dance-soldiers-attack-journalists-destroy-properties-in-abia/
see dem dey get action now.When armed robbers come they go pick racesad
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo Prays As "Strange" Illness Attacks Him by microjoystick: 2:22pm On Sep 12, 2017
blogreporter:
The singer is currently celebrating his life on Instagram after surviving an attack, According to him he was attacked by a strange illness, he's body became stagnant all of a sudden, but after dedicating prayers to God, he got healed instantly.. Truly prayer works..


See more here:
http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2017/09/timi-dakolo-goes-into-spiritual-prayer.html



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:O OH MY GOD.Why is it that good people always die early.sad


May his soul rest in peace.
RomanceRe: If You Are To Marry A Nairalander, Who Would It Be? by microjoystick: 2:17pm On Sep 12, 2017
TGoddess:
If you're in your right senses,you would know that your moniker is inappropriate.But that would be expecting too much from you,brainless e-goat.

Bye.
The person wey get the name no complain na u wey kon they complain.






JOBLESSNESSsad
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Have Sex On First Date? by microjoystick(op): 2:11pm On Sep 12, 2017
SEUNMAMAPUSSY:
Stewpid boy.U haf cum online to disgrace me abi
Abeg seun u don see this moniker
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Have Sex On First Date? by microjoystick(op): 10:16am On Sep 12, 2017
ElSherriff:
Do you kill your chick on the first day of hatching? you allow it grow and mature till it becomes chicken.


To what I really wanted to say: Are you really sane? what guy cant control his hardon on the first day? you deserve a slay queen cos you just a hit and run, slashing grasses like a mallam's knife. One rule to relationship is, always put the girl in your daughter/sister's position, would you be happy they were bleeped on the first day?
Dude most girls have sex on first date i just dont know why some girls like to form.
RomanceWhy Can't Girls Have Sex On First Date? by microjoystick(op): 10:04am On Sep 12, 2017
Since i broke up with my ex I've been lookin for this new slayed queen that wont form hard to get.So my guys introduce me to this girl,After thr introduction i asked her out and she accepted,So i ask if she we can hangout at my place and she accepted.Now the D day finally came mehn she looked so hot i instantly goy hard so i ask her if we can sex.Bet she said no that she doesnt have sex with guys on the first date.So my question is why cant Girls have sex on first date?
RomanceRe: Girl Gets Insulted Because She Refused To Visit A Guy On Their First Date by microjoystick: 9:47am On Sep 12, 2017
Laveda:
Just because this lady declined that their first date should be at his house, she got the insult of her life from the guy she was supposed to meet with, I thought it's supposed to be a mutual thinghuh


http://orjisblog.com.ng/2017/09/11/just-because-the-lady-declined-that-their-first-date-should-be-at-his-house-she-got-the-insult-of-her-life/
IF MEN ARE SCUM THEN UR CHILDREN FATHER WOULD BE WHATundecided
RomanceRe: She Said She's Not Interested Anymore,few Hours To Her Introduction by microjoystick: 9:41am On Sep 12, 2017
LilNetty:
Pardon my grammatical errors and grammar
One of our staff wedding introduction was supposed to hold on Saturday (Last weekend) in kaduna because the wife family resides in kaduna.. Unfortunately the wife Called that she's not interested in him anymore.. Meanwhile the guy nd his family are already on their way to Kaduna when she called... I was told that this the 4th girl...
so what should we do.Abi we should provide bae for himundecided
RomanceRe: Do I Have A Dick Sucking lips? Advice!!!!! Pics Inside by microjoystick: 9:23am On Sep 12, 2017
humanbeing5th:
huh??
Your LIPS is just as USELESS as your LIFEsmiley
RomanceRe: The Slayed Queen Broke Up With Me!! by microjoystick(op): 12:54am On Sep 09, 2017
[quote author=McBrooklyn post=60272393][/quote]speechless is wat u could have been completely if THAT MAN declined panshing her that day.Anyways sorry bro i honestly dont feel ur painsmiley
RomanceRe: The New Slayed Queen Says Am To Populer On My Website Please Help!!! by microjoystick(op): 12:45am On Sep 09, 2017
dollytino4real:
amend ur ways
How please.
RomanceRe: The Slayed Queen Broke Up With Me!! by microjoystick(op): 12:44am On Sep 09, 2017
[quote author=McBrooklyn post=60272313][/quote]E pain am..







Abeg no make the door hit you when you leave....WAISTED SPERMundecided
RomanceRe: The Slayed Queen Broke Up With Me!! by microjoystick(op): 12:39am On Sep 09, 2017
McBrooklyn:
Boy, it's past your bed time already... Go sleep abeg OR... grin grin
Okay dude thanks buh Please make sure you buy that man condom WE CANT AFFORD TO MAKE ANOTHER MISTAKE .

HOPE U UNDERSTANDsmiley
RomanceRe: To My Love...happy Birthday GODHEAD4 by microjoystick: 12:38am On Sep 09, 2017
Godhead4:
.is it your shouting? undecided .
Sorry bro but it doesnt make sense for people to be celebrating trollssad





I HOPE U UNDERSTANDsmiley
RomanceRe: The Slayed Queen Broke Up With Me!! by microjoystick(op): 12:26am On Sep 09, 2017
McBrooklyn:
If Only... grin grin
Eeyah the truth hurts.sorry bro i dont know how it feels to be born by mistake so i cant sympathize with u.Bet anyways take heartsmiley
RomanceRe: To My Love...happy Birthday GODHEAD4 by microjoystick: 12:24am On Sep 09, 2017
Estherfabian:
Hey Godhead,
IMAGINE HIS NAME.....SMH.sad

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHOCO BEAR kiss

The first thing that came to my mind this morning was that today is your BIRTHDAY
... But few days ago I already spent so much time thinking what to write but there was no exact words I could utter to explain how special you are. smiley

Yesterday, I was so excited to bake your favorite FRUIT CAKE &
thank goodness I didn't burned it tho tongue Hahahhaa...But how i wish ur here to eat the cake.
This year is so special & I am very glad to be part of you especially on your birthday cheesy .. Here's to making sure the upcoming year is filled with fun, love & romance together. I can't wait for all the wondeful time the next year will bring Us

My Love, I want you to know how grateful I am to meet such a nice and wonderful person like you... You are very sweet, funny & caring..I love your honesty, your down-to-earth attitude & ur sincerity.. I could still remember last year how crazy you are looking for my trouble, but look at us now---- the table just flipped itself & we're inseparable despite of our distance & time difference

Anyway, I wish you all the best. Good health. Success in life. Lots of love. More wealth & may all the great blessings will keep pouring endlessly. And also, I want to thank your unconditional & undivided LOVE. Thank you for all the laughs & all good times we spent each day together...all these i truly value...

And ooohh, before i forget ...I want you to know that i found a NEW BEST FRIEND & that is YOU cheesy kiss

Before i end, I want you to remember these lines:

" Oh, and, babe, I'm fist-fighting with fire
Just to get close to you
Can we burn something, babe?
And I'll run for miles just to get a taste
Must be love on the brain

That's got me feeling this way,
It beats me black and blue
but it FVCKS me so good
And I can't get enough
Must be love on the brain

And it keeps cursing my name,
No matter what I do
IM NO GOOD WITHOUT YOU
And I can't get enough
Must be love on the brain "

Your Biggest Fan,
Estherfabian grin


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see ur life Ur mates are signing contract making money u are here shouting happy birthday to one troll called GODHEAD
RomanceThe New Slayed Queen Says Am To Populer On My Website Please Help!!! by microjoystick(op): 12:20am On Sep 09, 2017
After toastin the new slayed queen she found out that i am SEUNOSEWAPENIS the popular owner of KOBOLANDcheesy
she said doesnt date popular guys That shes sorry she isnt the one for me.Please guys help i really love her so much.WAT DO I DO.



Thank you for ur advicessmiley.
RomanceRe: The Slayed Queen Broke Up With Me!! by microjoystick(op): 12:16am On Sep 09, 2017
McBrooklyn:
grin
smiley hope u arent hurtsmiley
RomanceRe: I Didnt Comit Suicide, I Didnt Go Through It.thanks NL by microjoystick(op): 12:16am On Sep 09, 2017
jejemanito:
Seeking attention so badly you had to name yourself after another man's genitals

Forget about the suicide, you already committed one when you deliberately blocked your brain from functioning
Dude which man genitals are u talkin about cos i am not in any way.. And i repeat in any way refering to seun(cheesy) am not being sarcastic abeg
RomanceRe: The Slayed Queen Broke Up With Me!! by microjoystick(op): 12:13am On Sep 09, 2017
McBrooklyn:
Dear Nairalanders,

On behalf of the Yabaleft Mental Institution, we are very sorry for any inconveniences or damages caused by our patient, Seunosewapenis. We have no idea how he escaped from his cell but please be rest assured that we will not rest until we find him & cage him once again.

Signed
Management.

Lol i dont blame u i blame the fool who forgot to use condom....Now look at the product.Mcbrooklyn waisted spermundecided
Christianity EtcRe: God Cant See The Future. by microjoystick: 12:11am On Sep 09, 2017
Laryne:
Just do what your conscience tells you is right; don't do to others what you won't want them to do to you; rather, do to them what you want them to do to you... leave God out of your frustration. As the heaven is far from the earth so are HIS ways and ours apart.
u christians shall always be blind.That is the same God who needed sacrifice of animals and i mean SACRIFICE just to 4give us of our sins.Then the animal sacrifice wasnt enough for him he needed something else.He decided to send his SO CALLED SON to the world so he can make a sacrifice to satisfy him.Please think why would a God like him demand sacrifice eh.okay the same God o said satan is evil dat he loves us but please tell me if he loves us then why in the world did he create satan and why will he create human beings to be imperfect in a way that satan can use us.Why didnt he create us in heaven so that our heart would be pure with no evil and Hell would only be for satan that He created.Okay fine he doesnt want angels cos heaven is full so he created us on earth.He told adam and eve that they should not eat the apple lest they die.Please tell me nah who send God make he put the apple for the garden wait why did he even create the apple in the first place if not that he wanted adam and eve to eat it.Why did he send the so called EVIL SATAN to earth when he knew he has vulnerable creations there.It means he knew,He knew we would fail,he knew satan would turn against him,He is even the one who brought evil to the world .Please reason all this things abeg and give me answers not dodging them.Thank you.
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