₦airaland Forum

Nina4u:
In the western country if u got a small dickk u get a big car lol or u get a Asian gf cause Asians got 3 inch dicks so how big is urs?

Maleka1:
pls, kindly read my story. I will summarize it as as possible. we met and became friends in 2011, in early 2012, we started the relationship proper. she is a replica of everything I ever wanted in a woman. she stood by me during my trying times especially when I was looking for admission, though, she is ahead academically (now a masters student). she has bn so supportive morally, financially, spiritually etc. I love her with passion. I seek her consent on everytin I do, I respect her wish of no sex relationship despite the fact that i am sexually active (she is a virgin). I always try my best to pls her. I have introduced her to my family likewise she.

the problem started in april 2015, after a jolly conversation with her on phone, some hours later she sent a hrtbroken message asking for breakup without any quarrel oo. I tot maybe somebody used her phone and made mistake, I called to confirm and she affirmed it. the food I was eatin fell down and I strted feeling heat. after calling her severally without pickin, I called her sisters and a fend for intervention. dey were able to help and we settled. we continue again until last month. we spoke in the morning and later in the evening she started rejecting my calls for no reason. after several persuasion on WhatsApp to tell me wht was wrong, she later said she lost interest in our rltship and wnts us to be frnds, I pressed further to knw why she lost interest, she lack reason, she swear with bible that she didn't have any boyfriend anywhere that she just lost interest, I asked maybe its the time factor, she said no. then I hanged the call trying to control my emotion.

she knows well that I so much love her, so she called back begging that I shud not hurt myself and she was crying. she called early in the following morning still crying. her mum and sisters got to knw and rebuked her actions. she promised to work on her feeling and we settled again. since then, each time I asked abt the development, she always say we shud hold on to God.and be praying about it. she don't say I love u again either on fone or chat.



I'm just depressed and dejected. I wish I can brkup but I don't have the strength, I have bn captured and enslaved by love.

I'm 28, she will be 26 later this year

pls help me nairalanders.
pls mod, help me.

NP: communication is not our problem, we use one tarrif on GLO dat allows us to talk for full month at the cost of just #500.

gentlegenius:
Why should you worry about the length?
Women don't care about the length, they only care about the thickness(girth).
So if your girth is up to 5 inches, then you have a nice dick. Just learn how to make good use of it and you will be surprised how the girls will keep coming back for more.

But...
Wait a minute...
What the hell of moniker is this? Don't you think you are insulting somebody with this moniker?
What is wrong with youth of this generation

Harbeyg09:
Shift lemme faint abeg

Teetotaler:
That's direct baba ijebu number. play am direct may the forces be with you

felixomor:
God speaks clearly.
You can be deaf to Him and not know.

IamSINZ:
You don't know him and you don't like him. You never followed him and you find him very annoying and simple minded.

But you're haunting him even when he isnt on your tail, am I missing something here?

Chemist009:
i neither see ringing sounds nor double numbers .....

Chemist009:
... Have since visited doctors years ago and was diagnosed of Aortic regurgitation which is under control. ..... But those recurring nightmares of same pattern and same recurring being held down subconsciously while half asleep can't just be physical,cos i have analysed it .... too many details even but can't just be mentioning all

Zita55:
Okay...you have been noticed!!!

Honips:
you tried to enlarge it or something, i think there are quite a few stuff u could use. Check the health section bro

durentchigozie:
how old are you?
Respect your parent reputation at least.

peter0071:
i l love u

Slayprincess:
[color=pink] They are always online on every thread its joblessness [/color]

debspauly:
if she smokes and still condinate quit fine ..is OK ..but some girls smoke and you won't even suspect they do ......so how can you tell guyz.

Amarabae:
I thought Doctors told you to stop smoking that thing.

Aminat508:
Source : http://www.amiloaded.com/2017/06/wealth-on-display-as-lagos-business.html

iweecureyou:
sinple go and ask sexybbstar hw i yam treated her forkup

Seunosewapenis:
Due to the advice of Amstardam cloud and nairalanders i decided to toast the slayed queen



SEUNOSEWAPENIS:Babe hw fr ur side nah

SLAYED QUEEN:Excuse me are u talking to me

SEUNOSEWAPENIS: Yes my diar u are just too beautifull so i couldnt help but tell u to park lemme talk to dis angel of medusa

SLAYED QUEEN:Wat!!!!

SEUNOSEWAPENIS:Anything i see u my heart just boils with passion bebe u are the reason why my Milk flows..Bebe plis would u be my cup so i can pour my warm milk inside ur honey?

SLAYED QUEEN:Wat are u saying?

SEUNOSEWAPENIS: (kneels down on the road) Baby i want to be ur no1 goalkeeper lemme be the one to ride ur horse lemme insert my milk of life Baby lemmme.....

SLAYED QUEEN: Plis Go straight to the point!!

SEUNOSEWAPENIS: BABY would u be the one to butter my bread...Baby i want u to be my Girl my honeybonny my chocolate beans my sweety tomato my jellof rice,boiled beans the apple of my eyes?

SLAYED QUEEN: If u are trying to ask me out den am sorry u are not my type(Walks out leaving me still kneeling on the road)


Plis wat can i do to be her type

cc lalasticlala
seun
Mynd54
plis i need ur advises

Honips:
You got a small dick bro?

IamKashyBaby:
YAAAY!

That mouth scared the shii outta me...

Seun:
Really? I cannot identify it, but it seems to have a hooded neck, which suggests that it's some kind of cobra.

Victornezzar:
work on ur English 1st

IamKashyBaby:

Coz ur dating a kid and not a woman...
Now, who i gonna blame here?

IamKashyBaby:
Pishure of ur looks or idonbelievit
I want visual here..

IamKashyBaby:
Pishure of ur looks or idonbelievit
I want visual here..

ikp120:
Mrcork, why do you always suck dicks? Stop sucking dicks because the thing is affecting you badly. I have told you that before.

ikp120:
Mrcork just entered another alternate. LMAO

Iweecureyou, Seunosewapenis, mrcork are all the same person. LMAO

iweecureyou:
sinple climb 5 story buildin and jumped and makes shuwore dart ya fase his eat ground truss me u wee looked bertar