₦airaland Forum

Metetiexpress:
I have a client who wants a regular supply of 200 Mt of Charcoal every month ..Do we have people or group of people who can do this at an extremely discounted price thanks . My number is on my signature . WhatsApp preferable .

Boxer007:
Wow. Babes can I hug u & kiss u sir?

emmaodet:
I gave a NL money for machine april/may last year and up till now, i don't think he has gotten it. Don't really like online help anymore

Christie06:
And what happened to them or they're just not together anymore?

iLegendd:
As in eh! His videos are addictive to both haters and fans just the same way my posts are addictive to my abusers.

They'll attack me from year to year and tell me how my posts are nonsense, but they always come back for more.

There is a secret behind it sha. I don't know if I should create a post one day and expose it step by step.

amp01:
Don't waste your time.
It's an illusion..

NairalandDoctor:
hello

iLegendd:
When you're bored, go on YouTube and type MrBeast.

Subscribe to his channel and watch videos of him spending money for fun. You're going to love him — you have no choice.

At a point, those videos will motivate you to be wealthy. Try it.

At a point, you'll see the joy of not working for money, but having fun and recording your fun while money works for you as you spend it.

He's a calm, crazy, and fun giver. He loves weird things he can turn to stories.

He went to a car dealer's shop and bought all the cars for strangers he met on the spot.

He opened a 30+ eatery across America and gave out food for free + $10,000 each.

While giving food, a lady's car got scratched and he gave her the brand new car he bought for free.

He bought an island, houses, and dashed them out.

He goes to big shops, buys everything and gives them to homeless people.

The guy is just 100% cruise and I love him.

He went to a restaurant and bought a plate of gold fish for 33 million Naira. Everything he ate with his friends for few hours.

He bought a Lamborghini and wanted to dash it out 1 hour later to a stranger, but the mom yell at him when he called her to see what she thinks.

That guy is cruise. That is how to live a happy life.

MrBeast and PewDiePie are the two best people to follow on YouTube.

For PewDiePie, he is the second most followed YouTuber with 108+ million subscribers. He used to be number 1.

One thing about PewDiePie is his carefree mumu lifestyle. Nothing hurts him. I love him too.

He will even create a video reading his haters' comments and smiling. At the end, he makes millions of dollars from that one video.

Those guys na cruise. If you haven't watched their videos, you're missing life lessons.

emmaodet:
From my experience, i noticed most nigerians are very lazy. They just want everything virtually free.
They regularly complain about government not helping but if the government do, they will abuse the program.
I did a contract farming in ogun state and niger state last year, gave the lazy complaining farmers all needed farming inputs and all they should do is farm and monitor and i will offtake at the end of the harvest.

The ones in the north sold virtually everything and just showed me about 10% of the harvest as what they had.
The one in ogun state is the worst, despite complaining of being broke to get workers, gave her 100k but she squandered it giving me stupid excuses.
She didn't even use the seeds and chemicals given her, had to collect them from her later but couldn't get back my money and this is a practising farmer for God sake.
All this behaviours and attitudes chase away investors in nigeria. Nigerians are too insincere and thieves.
Even my factory manager is not left out, everybody trying to see how they ca squeeze you.

iLegendd:
Mehn, I used to do risky things. Jumping down from a tall coconut tree, jump down from upstair, diving into a deep river when I couldn't swim back then (that one almost killed me — I drank at least 1 liter before I was rescued). If not for Chubuike, the guy that rescued me, it would've been a done deal.

Thank God I can swim now. The list is endless.

I don't even see all these things as risky sha — I have done worse with confidence. I guess those who take more risks succeed faster and have more stories to tell.

Poorboy:
if poorboy no get entitled na your papa go?

Poorboy:
The Audio money chief that I have asked to drop me #500k for business but he prefers to give Garba shehu $30,000 and don Savi mother 100 million audio cash.


The good path is that his words are encouraging and if you following him, village people not following you, you might get rich through his motivational words


Happy birthday buhari tormentor

Happy birthday leahsharibu freedom fighter

Happy birthday a proud stingyman

Happy birthday master of savages

Happy birthday wise man.


Let me stop here

BluntCrazeMan:
And DNA will be confused too..
because, the paternity tests won't differ too much

lalalista:
Hello all, I opened an account to post this issue here because I want a honest advice from people who don't know who I am.

I have two men in my life asking for my hand in marriage. One is a working class graduate while the other is an ssce holder who recently lost his job. I like the ssce holder the more because he is more intelligent, neat, generous, fun to be with, more handsome and he's also from my tribe. When he had a job, he always gives me money without me asking him. He takes me out a lot and buys me things. Now he's just into daily hustles that fetches him 2- 5k daily.
On the other hand, the working class graduate is not from my tribe. He has money but spending it is always a big issue. Let me just say that he's kind of stingy. He's not as neat and intelligent as the ssce holder. I need to choose one of them before April. I'm equally a graduate.

My friends say I will suffer in future if I choose the ssce guy because he's got no degree and his chances of getting a good job is very low. They want me to marry the working graduate so I won't have to suffer. Deep in my heart, I want the ssce holder. Please I need your honest opinions on who to choose. Thanks

NOTE : I've been out of job too. My job was affected by the pandemic

Oblongata:
Abeg wetin be the meaning of ‘hot’ again?

You are trying desperately so hard for nairalanders to accept you but quite frankly, there’s no need for that...

We already have the likes of bobrisky and co, we no kuku mind them... so your own no new to us

Go get a job sis, or bro... and while you at it, get a life!

Ps we still see you as a guy wearing wig