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MaxkidOFFICIAL:
ITS Long but please read it

So today I was at my house oo with my my roommate .. one girl I have been practicing this drills on and I think she is already interested in me ... she called and was like she is alone and her roommate is not home I should come over and chill .. I was like okay .. that was like 5:00pm so i got there at about 6:30pm .. when I entered she was washing her clothes in the toilet so I was just sitting on the bed playing songs and gisting with her waiting for her to finish washing and join me ..

But then I was having doubts in my mind .. if I should make a move to kiss her and eventually bang her if it works or I should just chill normal and go without doing anything.. my mind is telling me to kiss her but I don’t know how to make the move .. it was giving serious concern there on the bed .. as she finished washing she was like let’s go and charge her laptop and torch outside in the mallam shop ... but as I stepped out waiting for her in the passage .. a friend of hers came crying I could see tears in her eyes she went inside the house to meet my babe .. so my babe came out and told me that she really needs to attend to her friend now it’s serious that I should just go and she will call me later .. I said okay and left .. in my mind I was thanking God that it happened cos I didn’t really know how to make the move .. and I don’t want to sit there and just go home like that na f*ck up ...



So by 930pm she called me

She: sorry I told you to go .. I really needed to attend to my friend as she was crying..

Me : thank God she came sef .. I was already thinkin of how to resist your rape today cos I saw rape coming lol

She: tarh .. See your head ..

Me: lol I know you will deny it .. the way you arranged your bed sef is suspicious.. I’m sure there’s even rope under that you’ll use to tie me ..
So why was your friend crying

She: you know all this boyfriend thing na

Me: yea I know all these boys that cannot keep their penis inside their boxers

She: you nkor you fit keep your own ..

Me : I’m trying to keep it but you no dey gree me rest .. the way you were even seducing in that room today ehn .. you think I’m that cheap .. haha

She: fool lol .. I’m not going to school until 2pm tomorrow so you can come and keep me company na

Me : I will think about it.. but I’m wearing iron boxers next time I’m coming to your place to

Call ended ..

So if I go there tomorrow the problem na how to approach the kiss and probably getting down


Help
Harddon
2dice01

Omo c greenlight,,, for she to invite u, dat means she really wants u in her,,, guy diz z very easy,,, she ave given u d go ahead oo

jaykamp:
Please guys I want you to help me out with this;

I applied for Philosophy at unilag and someone asked for my state and I told them Kogi, and the person was like *Kogi state isn't part of the catchment states considered at Unilag* please is this true?

And if it's not what catchment state is Kogi state?

Guy forget catchment just try to merit d admision

ehinmowo:
Jst sent you a mail now

I have sent u a mail also

We all have a time when we just started looking for jobs as an employee..and as you can see, majority of the works nowadays seeks for atleast an experienced employee

Now this thread is created to let us all share our experiences

My questions are

1) how did you get your first job

2) what did you put in your cv for work experience

Please come in let's discuss


Lalasticlala help move to front page for better reviews

Vivian same issue here, mine is 6 months though

PenGriffey:
when you guys finally meet, dont talk about it, just pretend like nothing ever happened between you guys. if she notices your silence,out of confussion and doubts she would be forced to ask you. And when she does, tell her to come closer you want to whisper a lil' secret into her ear. she'd want to know the secret, she'd lean closer. Immediately when she comes closer whisper some words you know aren't edible for her to understand, neither would you understand . make sure the warm breath from you mouth goes into her hear (what that breath does to her ear is magical, go figure.. ) BTW She would definitely ask you what you said, when does, tell her you're saying it once and only this last time with an angry face and you'd bite her lips if she doesn't get it this time, then leans closer to her and do exactly the same thing again and this time make sure your lips are touching the surface of her ear, she would still not understand what you said.. out of your fake anger, tell her "ok... fine, just this last time, this time open those tiny ears of yours, listen closely and close our eyes" make sure she closes her eyes before you move. And when she does, pull her face close to yours and KISS HER again. Trust me, she didnt see that one coming After kissing her, with the surprise look on her face, look into her eyes for 3 sec. with this face and just walk out of the room with thy FAKE ANGER... come back after 2 to 3 minutes and start a FAKE FIGHT. This time around, accuse her for kissing you, ask her why would she do that, wwhen she knows you weren't ready for it yet. make sure your action is louder than hers. She'd know youré playing, if you know your way, you know you've already gotten her, from there you start a romantic fight, if you know your way, it will lead to kissing. If you know your way, the rest will be history...




Cheers!

Pen giffery nice one

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Can an ssce holder apply

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Suitable candidates residing at Ojodu Berger or its environs should call 07031049960 or send their CVs to Jobs@pcr.com.ng, or jobs.pcr@gmail.com using the job title as the subject of the mail.
Salary is 70,000 per month.

Wat of those not around that area and wishes to take the job still, can he apply

DKrown:
I want to change my choice of institution to unilag. Will it be effective now that the post utme reg has started?

I will advise u not to try it... dose dah Ave change sef can't reg not to talk of u

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Touchinglives:
will get in touch

Okay anticipating

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AZUDADDY:
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MyJwell:
still open

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owoshuyi:
Please whether u are a doctor, lawyer, footballer, mechanic; and whether u went to school or not, WORKING HARD IS GOOD, BUT WORKING SMART IS BETTER. God has said IT IS NOT OF HIM THAT WILLETH OR RUNNETH and THE RACE IS NOT TO THE SWIFT NOR THE BATTLE TO THE STRONGEST...

hmmmmn

Enigmaticprof:
Real gee��... People don't know how much networking pays nowadays. You can simply make a million at home with your smartphone. Send me a pm if interested.

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The phrase "working hard" pisses me up nowadays not because I am lazy but because working hard is not the way to get rich and be comfortable.

For instance look around you, I am sure you know atleast one person who is very hardworking, they could be a close friend, neighbours, it could even be our dad or mum. But look at them, sometimes when you hear them speak, some will tell you they have been working for twenty years, some thirty and some fourty and above years with nothing to show for it. All the money they got from working hard are only used to cater for their family and pay bills, after all this they have nothing to show for it after long years of working and sweating.

Meanwhile another guy in the corner knows what works for him, let's say he loves playing football, he would work towards that and before you know it he is a billionaire. Another guy loves singing, he works towards that, before you know it, they are calling him or her for shows up and down. Just recently our celebrity musician tekno said he did not go to school and he is a milionaire, we all know when he started singing meanwhile some of us have been working before he starts singing but just look at it now, our money and his money no be mate, another musician is Mr eazi...how many more do I want to talk about!!!

The message I am trying to pass is know what works for you, if you loves singing go for it, follow your dream one day you will succeed. if you love football, same thing applies to it. If it's acting, go for it,u will succeed

Another thing I want you to note is that when you love doing something and you back it up with prayer and you go for it, there is no way you won't make it.

There are some great music's that haven't been produced because those with the talent are busy doing another thing.

There are some great writers yet to be known simply because they are no where to be found

There are some great footballer that are even far better than Messi and Ronaldo but he or she is somewhere wallowing in poverty

To end it all, school is very important but the way our economy is going, don't dare say you want to become a doctor, lawyer, accountant without having plan B

To me school is overated, u will hear pple saying I want to become a doctor whereas they have something that can pay them more well than those professions they just enlisted.
School is good but if you are not careful, it can make you to be poor.


My name is midehill, I just want to make common sense

How much are we talking abt,that will gimme d advice u needed

BeeBeeOoh:




Had it been he succeeded he will start disturbing our peace online with pictures of his Benz.

He will tell us about how God blessed his hustle without any work. And,

That will make genuine hustlers look like they are playing on expressway. But, the God of genuine hustlers is alive.



Thank God the spirit of Khadijat exposed him. I know fully well that his Personal Adviser(demon) then that made him commit this crime has now deserted him and he's suffering alone.

We pray for his jail term to be long like Danyang-Kunshan Grand Bridge. Heavy iron bars fall on him.




Don't be like Adeyemi Alao, he's a lazy youth

Don't conclude yet, e might b innocent

pcjuvy:
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Marketer
Sales Representative
Credit Officer

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Or call 08066366184

Where is it located

I like diz Davido bcus e z not stingy,e z a cheerful giver

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Rafoski:
I think what you mean is "I'm not a he-goat like yourself". I am scared that when you lower your guard, she'll hold your balls. Thereby making you another puppet.

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Rafoski:
Hello, I've been following this thread since last year tho and I finally opened a NL account. I just want to say; "Oga Harddon, these things work 100%". Plus
I'm a better version of my old self. This doesn't mean I don't have challenges as a baller but "to get a girl, you must be willing to lose her". I have lost 10's and 7's on the hot scale. But every time I talk to any girl, without mentioning my exploits ,she perceives I have seen better. Funny thing is the aura just spreads without you saying a word. They can scent it from the confidence, the suave, the words. They know you're not trying to impress-it's just you. And you is a good bad boy. But I still have a challenge; I don't seem to love any girl. This leaves me searching for my No. 1 and I have not found. The truths I have heard so far from these ways, has led me to be another hopeless romantic. Happy Sunday!

I quess u r a gay

Christianlouis:
Good Day Freelancers,

I need Excellent writers

Where is Ur contact

Have u seen a job now?

siteam:
please, I need someone to help me out on this: can NECO results be use for admission in LASU. kindly help me with an answer. thanks.

Yes it can

simplebb:
With the situation of things, that's the best bet. If not that score will be wasted, and 268 is a good score to try law.

Yes bro...success in Ur endeavours