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oh.. op u just reminded me to get rat poisons i bought today from my pigeon hole.. let me go set them ASAP

thx op

LadyExcellency:
Garri, Akpu and Amala.

Chicken, Fish and Goats

Vegetables and Fruits.

Cocoa, Palm Oil and Honey

These are not from the North

snails,pigs,rabbits,grasscutters,wild animals,anu 404,cocoyams,plantain,maize,rice,beans,yams
.. nothing we lack for south .

So she no go school


chai

frankyychiji:
Mtcheeew..
I'm going back to sleep....
Ibb shut the door when you exit the building.

Rotfl

BIGGESThead6:
Just locate the nearest transformer and do the needful.

and allow lunatics take over the world? for your sake,no thanks

Hazel01Stevens:
Now be 100 honest, if it was them white modafvckers that pulled that sort of celebration on Izzy, do you think Dem gonn be apologetic about shit.. bruvh this is MMA for ffs. Don't be a pvccy for nothing.

wel then if speaking against unsportsmanliness manifested in a way that promotes gayism and rape makes me pussy nigga,then so be it.. you can be the dick (gay) nigga

BIGGESThead6:
My comment pain this man too.

honestly pain sef na understatement


Whenever i come across your type e dey bring me grief

That was irresponsible and unsportsmanly of adesanya.. he should apologise ASAP

BIGGESThead6:
IPOB and Bokoharam are both terrorist groups. The difference is that, IPOB ARE COWARDS, BUT BOKOHARAM ARE NOT.

nairaland suppose get section for invalids...



Invalids deserve a measure of space too to explore,but not to the detriment of the sane


seun,.. consider this

How was the night alubis?

BIGGESThead6:
Yes ooo, all hail IPOB terrorist. The potopoto swimmers.

You know your far gone in dementia when u term flag wielding IPOB as terrorists but not almajiri swelled boko and killer herdsmen

The man kara aka










obu a karjad man

BIGGESThead6:
IPOB AND OBASEKI ARE THE ONES PROTESTING.

yes o,so that almajirai like you can have a better life.. Give it up for IPOB

condralbedez:
where is damn Niggar in the picture??
isorite
he is not a really Niggar after all
damnnn niggar

damned nigga dey smoke igbo for ugbor.. he will soon come here to type opata when he is sufficiently hopped to the eyes


what a goddamed pussy nigar

Antoeni:
Its Like Edo State is the New Template for Other States of the Federation in Political Revolutionary Consciousness
In Nigeria

why u come first dey yan dust when your brain fit string this kain post together

The heartbeat ...

kingy1:
so, that is how oil bunkery should responded to: sacking and burning down a community?

dont mind the idiot.. idiots abound in these parts honestly

TheFacelessMan:
Many years back, I stole an idol from a forbidden shrine....

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GeneralWickedAttwatersprairiechicken-size_restricted.gif

This is a true story of the horrors I faced that long night...

It was an ancient civilization deep in the jungle.

The villages called it a god, but I saw it as a fortune to be made.

It was a brass figurine which had this as a solitary eye in the middle of the forehead...

https://www.gemlabworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Fukang-Meteorite.jpg

On my way to the hilltop, I saw a wizened old woman...

She was bent over, most of her weight on a staff.

She had long hair totally white and her skin was entirely covered with wrinkles...

Everything about her was in slow motion and when she opened her mouth to speak...her gums were empty of teeth

She pointed her finger shakily at me :

" Ye can run under the light of the moon, Ye can hide...

But soon right before five, you wouldn't be alive"



Culled from The Saga of the Shadowless Son

Go siddon inside drainage

paulolee:
too scary

how?

StaffofOrayan:
I'm smarter than your Bhhari/Atiku rubbish they used to tie you down

smart? that word is alien to zom...s.


But then alien words can still be thrown around ,cant they?

StaffofOrayan:
Kill them all
More grease to ur elbow
Let the rest stop the protest tomorrow
Everybody go get sense by force

take it easy.. dont forget you were only just recently a confirmed zombie..


Everybody deserves a second chance.. just like repentant zombies

ehh...na tmoro sef?

IMO amaka


give it to us with bent knees when it comes to education..

He go appease taya




Abeg where righteousness..abeg find one better king james verse to take settle this case..

BeLookingIDIOT:
What's with chosen people chasing after anything South West

Do u ever make sense?

cant wait for this book... I'm a feverish collector..

This guy above me,if righteousness ( 89) catch u,he go use him cassock take whip sense enter your head..


Obaseki is the new face of democracy in Nigeria.. just watching the man talk boldly and intelligently gives me some comfort that not all Nigerian politicians are clowns and write offs

Righteousness88:
Tunder faya sowore in the mighty name, Amen.

Revelation 21 :: NIV. Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea. I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride beautifully dressed for her husband.

hilarious troll...


repent o

agbarisocket:
imagine

imagine kwa? you sef get imaginations for your empty shell? wonders.

Kriss216:
Pastor, what has tithing got to do with all these

na fake handle

Righteousness88:
Malachi 3:10, KJV: "Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it."

righeousness(89) wen we know dey make sense.. he dey connect him preachments with topic