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*stares wit confusion*

Light, light? Wat doz dat mean?

Happy birthday man.

Lmao. I'm cuming sory COMING for u.

*ejects from stealth fighter*

*Boards his stealth fighter and at 20feets drops missiles directly on TT. TT is down*

After what?

If d devil leaves hell for me, i will extinguish the fire do some renovations bring in leather chairs and install air con. Then this world world will be a beta place 4 u and i.

8 cuz ur nice

*knocks out phiniter before he culd complete his sentence*

POW!

*mig drags him back by his belt loop and beats the hell out of him by delivering acurate punches on his not so gud lukn face then then kicked him to madagaska*

@clem
NEVEEEEEEER

Weeeell . . . . . I dont

*chuxy is surprised to see mig again wich shudnt be considering the potency of migs disintegral tendency so mig puts hm out of his misery buy puting a hole through his head and disintegrates all his holograms an clones . He shreds the real chuxy then grinds him into powder wich he divides into two equall parts, 1 to china and the other to cameroun. The two parts later meet in hell.

Blows jeovy wit an automatic recoil missile launcher to hell where jeovy meets chuxy and the devil himself had them for dinner*

I tot dat waz obvious.

*Jumps and d bullet missed mig. He puts chuxy to sleep wit tranquilizers and luks around 4 a REAL challenge.*

*xcept 4 mig who waz wearing a protector. He slits chuxy's throat shaolin style.
On seeing don who waz wearing nothing but boxer shorts on the streets due to lack of cloths. Mig calls d police and don is arrested 4 indecent xposure so he is sent to jail to spend a week. Mig sends don a lawyer who convince the judge that his client(don) is mentally unstable so the judge released don and sent hm to rehabilitation for seven years*

@clem
thanks honnie
@uche
10ks

*Mig wit d help of his divine powers disintegrates completely then integrates again. He then lauched an anti-ballistic missile towards chuxy. Chuxy his blown to pieces. His skin was used to make skin bags and wallet while his skeleton is used to teach college students in the lab*

@don
hmmm, hmmm, hmmmm

*after playing dead, mig throws 4 knives at chuxy in quick succession geting him on the left arm, left leg, and forehead but missed the last*

*mig comes in harmed to the tooth ready 4 d bloodiest of battles*

*stares*

This is a joke i heard 4mths ago.

Yo momma is so old mary magdalene waz her colleague.

One of a kind.

Yo momma is so dumb in ur house, a deep freezer doubles as an air con.

When you get home throw yo momma a frisby.

Yo momma is so poor she eats three times daily;a grain of rice in the morning, a grain of beans in d evening and a drop of water at night, balanced fucking diet.

Lmao

Pride

*ituen sings waznt me by shaggy*

The lawyer because of his diversity.