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Thank u lysaa.

@clem
has ne1 been bothering u?
@blie. . .
U might wat to edit ur post nd spell my name correctly.

@clem
miggy is around . . . Dats wats gud*

@clem
miggy is around . . . Dats wats gud*

@sylve
and who re u?
@lysaa
hey girl. I think amma stick around ere a li'l longer. But. . . W're is every1(if u knw wat i mean)

*luks around*Is dis thread in d jokes section?

Yeah, i'm just seeing dis post bud'a think its hilarious.

A man with a 50 inch long dick goes to his doctor
to complain that he is unable to get any women to
have sex with him. They all tell me that my dick
is too long.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is
there any way you can shorten it?" The doctor
replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can
do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to
help you." So the doctor gives him directions to
the witch. The man calls upon the witch and relays
his story.

"Witch, my dick is 50 inches long and I can't get
any women to have sex with me. Can you help me
shorten it?" The witch asked him to "Pull it out
and let me look at it." The man uncoils his 50
inch rod. The witch stares in amazement,
scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I
have a solution to your problem. What you have to
do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the
pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can
help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the
frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog
declines your proposal, your dick will be ten
inches shorter." The man's face lit up and he
dashed off into the forest.

He came upon the pond and sure enough, there sat
this frog on a log. He called out to the frog,
"will you marry me?" The frog looked at him
dejectedly and replied, "NO".

The man looked down and suddenly his dick was 10
inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud,
"This is great!! But it's still too long at 40
inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."

"Frog, will you marry me?," the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and
screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch
in his dick, looked down, and it was another 10
inches shorter.

The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked
down at his dick again, 30 inches long, and
reflected for a moment. Thirty inches is still a
monster, just a little less would be ideal. So,
I'll ask the frog to marry me one more time.

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled
out, "Frog will you marry me?"

The frog looked back across pond shaking its
head, "NO!, NO, and for the last time,
No"!!!

obviously

The "assistant husband"

You miss road?

sure. . ,
post it on the board or "migines07@yahoo.com"

romade:
is babangida giving a BJ

ask urself if he luks like he is?

Niger-delta

v3nom4eva:
the goat was smiling. . . cuz it FINALLY got laid !!!

I took the pain to help you find this links. . . . . .so the least you can do is to help urself.

1.http://www.learnthenet.com/english/index.html {start with this one}
2.http://www.teachingideas.co.uk/welcome/start.htm

There once was a King and Queen who ruled a
kingdom by the sea. One day the King's brother,
who ruled a kingdom in the mountains, took ill
and needed help ruling his land.

The first king volunteered to help and explained
to the queen that his brother's illness may last
many months. They would see one another each
weekend. Every other weekend the king would
journey, on horseback, down from the mountains.
On alternating weekends the queen would journey,
up from the seaside, the same way.

"There is one very important thing to remember"
said the king. "Halfway between the two lands is
a bridge which crosses a deep ravine. The bridge
is guarded by a magic troll, who lives under the
bridge as most trolls are apt to do. He will ask
you to pay a toll, a four leaf clover, so you
must promise me you will always remember to bring
one with you." "I will" she replied thinking that
would be easy since all castles in those days
were surrounded by fields of four leaf clovers,
for good luck.

So the time comes for the queen to make her first
journey. She picks the clover, puts it in the
pocket of her dress and off she goes. After a
while she comes to the bridge and out crawls an
ugly little troll. " He certainly doesn't look
very magical" she thinks to herself.

The troll begins to speak. "I am the troll who
lives under the bridge and YOU must pay a toll
, a four leaf clover if you please , or bend
over on your knees." And with that he dropped his
pants revealing the biggest, thickest cock the
queen had ever seen. He then thrust his hips back
and forth three or four times to show exactly
what he intended do with his massive, 12 inch
prick. The queen, all flustered and embarrassed,
quickly gave him the clover and hurried on her
way.

This went on for many months. The queen grew used
to seeing the trolls equipment and even began
fantasizing about how it would be to let the
troll Bleep her. After all, the king was just of
an average size and he was all she had ever been
with. It got to the point where her panties would
get damp at the thought of making the journey
across the bridge.

One fateful day, as she approached the bridge,
she thought "What the hell, you only live once"
and threw her clover away. When she reached the
bridge the troll was waiting. "I am the troll who
lives under the bridge and YOU must pay a toll,
a four leaf clover if you please , or bend over
on your knees." "My god" said the queen looking
in the pocket of her dress, "I seem to have lost
my four leaf clover. It looks like I will have to
take the second choice today."

So the troll helps the queen off her horse and
leads her down under the bridge where there is a
beautiful bed of flowers. She lifts her dress,
slips off her silky royal panties, bends over and
gets down on her knees on the flowers. As soon as
he enters her soaking wet pussy she realizes why
he is called a "magic troll". The troll bleeps the
queen like she has never been bleeped before in
all her life. Echoes of the queens moans and
gasps of pleasure bounce off the ravine walls for
the next couple of hours.

When they are finally done they lay exhausted in
the flowers. "I have to admit , " said the queen
"I'm kind of glad I lost my clover."

"Oh, I hear that one all the time" replies the
troll.

"Do many ladies come by here who have lost their
clover" says the queen coyly.

"Oh no" replies the troll , "but your husband
loses his every single time."

. . . . . .and

you posted the picture?

you're a very confuse young man.

Doing wat?

@emperoh
ma bad

romade:
u can answer dat if u r so brilliant

lmao

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Its no longer a surprise y dis thread has been viewed 10 tyms without a reply.

Our beautiful world of sports.

What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?

I'll be home in twenty minutes.

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Rodney Dangerfield.

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton.

"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."

An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket."

"Yep," the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.

"These flies are terrible," the trooper complained.

"Yep," the farmer said. "Those are circle flies."

"What's a circle fly?"

"Them flies that circle a horse's ass," answered the farmer. "Them are circle flies."

"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you?" The trooper angrily asked.

"Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool them flies.

The natives are on a covert mission.

dats the spirit!