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Ur momma is so fat she doznt nid internet, shes already worldwide.

Ur momma is so stupid she tot Tiger Woods waz a forest!

Ur momma is so old she use to babysit yoda.

Ur momma is so poor buglars break into her aous nd leave money.

Wat yall tink

Ur momma is so ugly she culd only b ur momma!

Ur momma is so fat d only thing kipin her 4rm d weight loss centre is d door!

Ur momma is so fat, even a hundred men kant lift her spirit.

@ovic
nw i'm kul, 4 d tyme being

Ur momma is so fckn fat she IS ur momma.

Ur momma starvf for 40 days nd still weighed a thousand pounds.

Wen ur momma told me her weight i tot it waz her fone numba.

Wen ur momma told me her weight i tot it waz her fone numba.

Wen ur momma told me her weight i tot it waz her fone numba.

Ur momma is so stupid shes gt a glass door wit a peep hole!

Ur momma is so dumb she bought a video tape on aw to fix her VCR!

If ur momma bought a fur cloth a specie will b in xtinct.

Da last tyme ur momma saw 90210 waz on her bathrum scale.

Ur momma is lyk a bus, its big, it dont smell too gud nd its only a dollar to ryde.

Ur momma is so fat wen she stepd on d scale she saw her fone numba

Ur momma is so fat shes used as a blood bank.(shes gt all d blood typs in her)

*final laf nd dies*

Bertha is a nice nd mature girl. Woo dat waz lng. Katch yal l8a.

Sure clemcycle i wil pst more yo momma i luv urs as wel.
Bout BBA: nw dis is day 4 avn observed er more she dont talk 2u much bt wen she doz she talks wit inteligence, nd of cos bein a graduate of chemistry. I wuld av luvd her to b mor active do.
Maxwel aka fabio d main man. He cracks me up especialy wit hs lfta. CODE is also kul nd mature. Lerato is jst a fat bitch hu tinks shes sexy. Wat she did to meryl (hu is so childish) waz totaly uncald 4. She dnt bring her in to d aous so wats her biz. I dnt c taty as bein as hot as every1 is sayn but i lyk her cuz shes very mature nd has a cute face. Maureen is d mst beautiful. Kweku lyks girls to fal 4 hm by tochn dem bt nobdy but merxl is buyn dat. Bt hes kul. Mr richard is very funny wen he 1nts to. E.G d wresln dis mornin. Jeff is too serious finish! Jstice lyks taty nd dats kul.

To b cncere femi u took dat 2u personal. But clems u also went 2u far. If he dnt lyk it den jst sey ure sory or dnt even reply, oda dan teln hm to go blah blah blah, amin, dats way ova board.
@femi
Shit happens bro
@joke
hilarious

In fairness to her, ne tyme she decides to talk she talks rily wel nd makes sense but she dnt shw d tru 9ja.

28 cameras nd i kant find d Nigerian girl.

Hn, hn, hn, hn
if na play stop am o. Die say wetn du Luv.HELL NO! If i die because i say i luv woman hu go kum help me luv am wen i go. But on 1 conditn sha. If d reward b sey i dey go heaven confam.

Dey statd yestday. Ders a nig in d aous(female) but i aint feelin hr. AT ALL. Shes sotta reservd bt 3ryn to make an effort.

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