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Tanx man, tanx a lot . |
ROFLMAO .U say brilliant? I dont tink so. His nxt result will b a straight F in capital letter. |
Yo momma is so big, she watches concord fly past her lyk a butterfly. |
I'm getting fond of u kk. U re lyk a 6yr old dat jst lyks to play pranks nd i luv kids, but u re nt funny, u re FREAKY! Nw go to bed. |
I'm getting fond of u kk. U re lyk a 6yr old dat jst lyks to play pranks nd i luv kids, but u re nt funny, u re FREAKY! Nw go to bed. |
Hi Clemcycle, dont av an idea nd i cant come up wit ne thing. pls du tell me. Amma drop in l8er. |
U know, now i'm rily tired of yo momma, she even stinks to a skunk. |
Wel seems lyk yall dnt dig it so lemme try. Afta d blond wit a black belt in karate xplained to him d situation, she xpected dat he will b will nt say d joke because of fear, bt instead he dint say it because he tot d dumb blonds being as dumb as dey re wunt _stand so he'll av to xplain it to each 1 of d 5 blonds. I'm sure u _stand nw bt d essence of d joke has bn , |
Yo momma a'int as dumb as i tot, at least she calls u a "SON OF A B*TCH" |
Yo momma is lyk a hardware shop. 5cents a screw. |
Yo momma is so dumb she stood d whole day in front of a slot machine waiting 4 change. |
Yo momma is so dumb she stood d whole day in front of a slot machine waiting 4 change. |
Yo momma is lyk da toilet, full of sh*t! |
Yo momma a'int so bad afterall, she luks pretty kul wit her 2 left legs. |
Yo momma a'int so bad afterall, she luks pretty kul wit her 2 left legs. |
Yo momma is so ugly yo poppa lets her out only on halloween. |
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on talkn scale nd it sed "WTF!" |
Yo momma is so ugly she went to d zoo nd sm1 screamed "oh no! 1 of d deformed rhinos has escaped" |
I'm kul lysaa. Teej waz 3ryn to battle me bt i ges i gave hm a K.O. @topic yo momma is so fat she went to heaven nd droped to hell. |
Yo momma is so short she has to hold up a sign dat says "DON'T,SPIT I CAN'T SWIM" |
Ur momma is so cross-eyed wen she cries, her tears run down her back. |
Yo momma is so fat she can walk on water. |
I dig, shes dumb, bt its dry, Very dry |
I dnt care bt yo momma is so stupid she invented a 4-wheel drive nd kald it a 3ry cycle. Jst jokin. Lol |
Yo momma is so dumb she got lost on a straight road. |
Yo momma is so short she jumbs to touch d ground. |
Yo momma is so stupid each tym she blinks, she gets lost. |
Nigeria is gaining bad rep nd u re promoting it. Well no wahala cuz me sef dey laf na hn b sey hell go dey suitable 4 every1 bt me still dey go heaven sha. |
Yo momma is so fat she casts a shadow ova Mt Everest. |
Ur mommas nose is so big wen shes around, every oda person struggles 4 oxygen. |
Lol. Anoda nice 1. Thumbs up |
U cracked me up man. Lol |
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