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Pls xplain, i dnt dig.

Hmmmm, dat dont sound nice.

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Ha ha
It must b a boy nd dat boy can only b johnny.

LMAO!
Kul man

Apple

Something seems to b rong with dis thread. D post b4 i posted mine sed
GAZE
nd now its a diff word 4rm a diff user. Nd lukin at odaz, d words dnt match.
Do yall agree with me?

Dis joke started with a promise. I dint xpect it to end lyk this. It a'int bad tho, nice.

Why not luk at d bright side. Shes a b*tch!

U get d name when u've writen or u wrote G.C.E 4 more dan 5 tyms.

No offence, just joking.

Raze

I dont give a F*CK

WTF!
Luk wat internet has turned into

Then its a shame

Then its a shame

Q> How do u make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
A> shine a flash lyt in her hears.

Yo momma is so short, she has to luk up to luk down.

If its a joke(which i'm sure it is) the: ROFLMAO.
But if its not i'll try nd she better b pretty or u give bak every dime i spent voting.

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Hey doc!
Patient:Doc! I av a problem, i dont seem to remember things.
Doc:calm down. When did u notice this problem?
Patient: what problem?
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Q>wots da difference between a lawyer and a piece of shit?
A>The "piece"
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Q>what du u call a rotweiler with no legs?
A>It doesnt matter- - - it won't come near u
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Wife:ders a problem wit d car,ders water in d caburetor.
Man: dats ridiculous.
Wife: i'm serious
Man: ok i'll go check it out, were is d car?
Wife: in d pool.
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Attorney:now tell d jury d truth, y did u shoot ur husband with a bow nd arrow?
Accuse: i dint want to wake d kids.

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Hey doc!
Patient:Doc! I av a problem, i dont seem to remember things.
Doc:calm down. When did u notice this problem?
Patient: what problem?
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Q>wots da difference between a lawyer and a piece of shit?
A>The "piece"
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Q>what du u call a rotweiler with no legs?
A>It doesnt matter- - - it won't come near u
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Wife:ders a problem wit d car,ders water in d caburetor.
Man: dats ridiculous.
Wife: i'm serious
Man: ok i'll go check it out, were is d car?
Wife: in d pool.
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Attorney:now tell d jury d truth, y did u shoot ur husband with a bow nd arrow?
Accuse: i dint want to wake d kids.

Yo momma's so fat she runs 4rm East to West

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NASA
When NASA started sending up astronauts they discovered dat ball pointpens would not work under zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and USD12billion developing a pen that can writes at zero gravity, upside down, under water, on almost any surface, including glass and at temperature rangeing from below freezing point to over 300deg celcius,

the Russians simply used pencils.

LOW INCOME

I got d answer to d reason 4 ur low salary. And its also d reason y scientists nd engineers can neva make as much as biznes men.

POSTULATES
1. Knowledge=power
2. Time=money

As all engineers know:
POWER=WORK/TIME EQN(1)
substituting 4rm postulates 1 & 2 EQN(1) becomes
KNOWLEDGE=WORK/MONEY EQN(2)
(make money d subject of d formulae)
MONEY=WORK/KNOWLEDGE. EQN(3)
4rm eqn3, money is inversely proportional to knowledge, therefore: as knowledge tends to zero, money approaches infinity regardless of workdone.
FINAL THEORY: THE LESS U KNOW, D MORE MONEY U MAKE.


Let me add if u care to know: i waz a science student in secondary skul.

@clemcycle
Its definitely my pleasure.

@clemcycle
Its definitely my pleasure.

Funny @posts nd replies

Tanx ya'll

U've rily cleared up things o. But i guess i've got both guts nd balls.
Thumbs up! Re u M or F

Congrats! Nw u av a thread on nairaland.*shakes head*

@deji
u had d PERFECT answer! LMAO

roflmao

Haba! Y u disin her now?
@joge. Type a rel8ed word to d one above u.
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