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*slaps thuglife*
wat did ur mum tell u bout cussing and swearing?

Owwww. I can c my ribcage and spinal cord are geting along just fine.

Owwww. I can c my ribcage and spinal cord are geting along just fine.

@dj
i wunt completely disagree wit u.

Me unlike dis three guys up der, i wunt deceive u. . . This collection is stale.
But, kip'd up c0z datts d spirit.

I'm lmao at d joke but ur username just keeps pissing me off. Grow up dude!

Unfortunately, ders no space 4 nething else c0z he just learnt a new word "forever" and compared to d entire size of his p1 brain, datts a pretty LARGE word.

U cudn't av been refering to me. . . . Oh no! U cudnt.
If u think ure kool, i'll give u one last time to reconsider. U definitely wudnt want me to have ur time. And pls nxt time ure posting a msg, get ur spellings right ur folks dint send u to a public school 4 nothing.

And i guess y'all are having fun making nairaland more boring.

Datts an understatement.

. . .Dat just felt dis thread is. . . *yawns*

Mmmmuuaahh

. . .4 ur area

. . . Nightnurse used a baseball bat to hit ituen till he turned pink 4 sending her to gabon instead of d paradise he promised.

. . . Nightnurse used a baseball bat to hit ituen till he turned pink 4 sending her to gabon instead of d paradise he promised.

@ituen
just dont let tufe c any of ur kids naked. ESPECIALLY d male ones.

@tufe
U c say u be idiot.
U and gunpoint fck goat finish mopo dey find u , u wan com begin code? U must be very stupid.

<daily tribute>
*NEWSPAPER HEAD LINE*
man wanted for the rape of a six month old he-goat
suspect description
.Has no balls
.Has no brains
.Suspected name:tufe

he also has an accomplice by d name gunpoint. They are suspected to be responsible for d pregnancy of all goats in mushin.

@tufe
U c say u be idiot.
U and gunpoint fck goat finish mopo dey find u , u wan com begin code? U must be very stupid.

<daily tribute>
*NEWSPAPER HEAD LINE*
man wanted for the rape of a six month old he-goat
suspect description
.Has no balls
.Has no brains
.Suspected name:tufe

he also has an accomplice by d name gunpoint. They are suspected to be responsible for d pregnancy of all goats in mushin.

*Waiting to c target*
@clem
yeah honnie take care of urself as well.

2002

Shey una don notice say if tufe suspect say person wan disgrace am, hn go quick pally up.

Guess not

Dis tufe na total fck up guy.

If i dont break it yall will go on an on so. . . SHATAP!

@tufe
c as u dey jump up and down dey flex muscle bec0s u wan follow woman fyte. Why u nor just bother get shame.

@tufe
c as u dey jump up and down dey flex muscle bec0s u wan follow woman fyte. Why u nor just bother get shame.

@clem
datts my smart beiby
@aristole
ur situation don critical so tey u dey beg 4 love poem?

*mig walks in 4rm d bathroom and sees a hippopotamus look-alike on his bed, witout hesitation, he grabs his shot gun and blows off d piece of crappy junk*

@clem
aiight honnie

*puts an ak-47* to thugs skul.*
dey diss deh go.
@clem
so far its u i'll even reward u wit dat our . . . U knw wat
*curtain falls*

Dat waz on "yo momma" season one.
Nigg£r u wack!