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*Tufe rushes to collect d chin-chin*
he said and i quote
"lyk say u knw say i never chop 4 6mths"

Gunpoint! Have u fed d dogs!
*lands gunpoint a luxurious slap*
and u dey here dey toast?

@kaka
change ur calendar girl, its 2008

*calling some razz lukn hunger engaged young touts*
mufu, jumbu, picolo, atutupuyoyo ur papa dey call una.

U don spoil finish.

Make fire catch d person wey publish dat ur article. Even ur villagers nor gree marry u and we wan employ u ur papa dey claim george bush. Make fire catch 2 of una 2geda.

@ituen
ist training dem give d idiot na to take dat same water gun shoot on cockroach d guy begin shiver dey cry.

*Wit mig and clem in an advanced position, curtain falls*

@nightnurse
its an internal injury.

Unfortunately na 15 countries don reject am, including kenya and ethiopia.

@saucekid
gunpoint wey do fck up. Den don demote am, na female soldiers pant hn dey wash now.

. . . For wrong delivery
(pap instead of letter)

Ituen na confirm guy. Hn wan go sell mama and pikin enter slavery 4 gabon. Dat 1 dey happy lmao wait till u reach gabon.

Na stammer d boy dey stammer o.

Gud

Naah honnie, let him grab somn to eat. D last tym i saw d kid, he luked like "leftovers"

*grins*

Lol

I'll send him to take ur clothes to the dry cleaners, he has to wash all d cars today.

C0z u bit the fingers dat feed u.

A better wetin?

A better wetin?

@tess&ituen
ur love cudnt stand d test of time.
@clem
our love is lyk the waters. . . .E nor dey finish.

@tess&ituen
ur love cudnt stand d test of time.
@clem
our love is lyk the waters. . . .E nor dey finish.

@ituen
dis one wey u dey call me witness u go pay o.

Naija all da way! Who waz talkn bout "gud ol'days" well quit it c0z here comes d "better new day" where drogba will bow to dele ayenugba.

Nigg£r! Its sunrise wake up! u've got work to do. Get ur butt to d gate now!

Gud 4 u.

She's confused

She's confused

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