₦airaland Forum

Av u noticed my username?

Me?

Me?

Lmao.
Na my pastor deh yan am
"any evil finger dat will touch u, may d finger wither"

No news.

*talkn sternly*
Comoooot dat hand if u no want make e wida. I be ur pikin?

C as nigerians deh claim beta thing. . . . Beta stick to matins and d rest. *hisses*

@poster
How is dis an issue.

. . . . and u made it ur biznes?

Gud 4.Ya

Na me u deh ask?

Good 4.Ya

La la la la

Or go drink fleet.

Owww. And, sory bout ur goat. . My deepest sympathy.

Talkn bout posting my own jokes, are these threads urs?
"roflmao by migines"
"yo momma"
"reasons to laugh"
and oda single threads
i dont post jokes like i recharge my fone and so wen u c a thread by miggy, u knw watts comin.
And yes ure ryte, i've seen just about all ur myopic mind can think of.(no offence, but request will be granted if taken)

U sef go du burial?

Why u lyk fly and $hit lyk dis?

Wait wait wait wait. . . U go around sniffing boxer shorts.

@gateman
YOU ARE FIRED!

Wat thing?

@raven
incase u dont knw, i just helped u. . . . .Figure it out

Seenit but cool

Wat has dis got to do wit the jokes section? Unless, ofcourse ure joking.

Seun has to creat an "i miss road" section.

Meaning. . . .Dont start d fckn love story all ova again.
. . .
After der private chat on YIM. Thug felt he had finaly decoded toyinrayo and so he wunt be wrong to claim her as his nairaland wife, unfortunately. . .
Lmao.

U've not heard "yahooze"? Where do u live? . . . Ina cave?

D ist 2 are hilarious. D last is stale.

I now know dis joke by heart. Dats wat u get after readin somn over 10 times(myte be longer 4 u) dont blame me.

Kaina stale.

New mod? Then i'm the emperoh of spain.

Really cool.

No doubt, but to wat/who?