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Family / Re: What Kind Of Animal Is This? (pic) by Miiirage: 10:32pm On Apr 11
Looks like a hammerhead bat.

OP be careful, try not to get bitten or scratched by it's claws. Some of these bats carry the rabies virus and have a lot of bacteria in their claws

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Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by Miiirage: 3:53pm On Apr 09
Op, you didnt love the deceased more than his family. You mentioned he was from the North West and i can tell you as someone from the northern rlour culture and customs pertaining to funerals especially for young people are solemn events.

You and your friends refusing to respect his family's wishes are disrespectful to your friends memory and his family.

You even mentioned some of your friends planning to boycott his funeral and i shook my head. Just showed lack of empathy. Please if you guys intended to make a show of your friend's funeral, the best thing to do is stay away, let his family mourn in peace and rememeber the last rites they intend to pay their son they way they wish.

Why not contribute whatever DJ and party fees to his parents? Believe me they'll appreciate it more.

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Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by Miiirage: 3:36pm On Apr 09
CoronaVirusPro:
Reasons why you have to kill all your senseless friends before you die.

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Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by Miiirage: 3:36pm On Apr 09
Reasons why you have to kill all your senseless friends before you die.

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Romance / Re: Countries With The Largest Average Erect Penis Length by Miiirage: 5:43pm On Mar 31
Pics or we don't believe it grin grin

But seriously how many people were examined per country to get to that conclusion? In Nigeria for example, were men picked from each geo-political zone abi they just randomly examined a couple of men and formed a conclusion?
Career / Re: Giveaway: How Has It Been So Far? What can this sum solve for you? by Miiirage: 10:47pm On Mar 17
I think 3k for 10 people is a good option. That way your goodwill impacts more and will meet some needs no matter how small.

Well done sir.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DPR Recruitment Aptitude Test: Check List Of Those Invited by Miiirage: 6:07pm On Sep 10, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DPR Recruitment Aptitude Test: Check List Of Those Invited by Miiirage: 6:06pm On Sep 10, 2023
Miiirage:
I was sent a mail and invited to abuja for the aptitude test on the 25th I screenshot the mail but mistakenly deleted it permanently without getting further information. I'll like to know if there's anything else I'll have to get for from the mail in preparation for the exam. thanks


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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 8:18pm On Aug 20, 2023
At least with Kiddwaya out, Whitemoney can take back his Thursday pool party grills. Guy was looking like stuff was snatched from him. grin grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 3:13am On Aug 13, 2023
If this is all I can get from the all stars, I am the happiest woman alive , The world can end , let me go to heaven

They should drag that ugly chucky by her 50cm eyeballs

Rubbish

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Education / Re: OOU Wins Justice Umezulike National Law Debate Competition by Miiirage: 11:01am On Jul 10, 2023
Charmingrascal:
350k?

My reaction also. The prize money is poor.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 3:10pm On Mar 18, 2023
Playmaaker14:


Nana fan base is like Home Cell Fellowship. (Where 2 or 3 are gathered)

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Health / Re: Python Bites And Drags Australian Boy inside Pool (pics) by Miiirage: 7:13pm On Nov 27, 2022
Gadafii:
This snake get pure luck, make hin ask hin conrades for Nigeria say how far grin

Like this now for Nigeria, this snake would be like 2 more minutes to cook well

Released into the vegetation bawo, what if it decided to bring his goons and older ones to your house again, something wey you behead and burn

grin grin grin goons and older one.
By implication the python is a juvenile and went on a frolic of it's own.
Family / Re: How Can I Reduce The Hatred I Have For My Cousin Brother? by Miiirage: 9:34am On Nov 07, 2022
I suggest you meet you mom, tabling all your observations to her in addition to what she had previously observed you guys have a strong case to make before your dad.

Also encourage your sisters to lock their doors at night and to be vocal whenever they are being touched or don't understand what's happening. In the alternative you call for a family meeting yourself and present what had happened to them.

All this should been done after you gave given your cousin a life resetting beating. Is it after he rapes all your sisters all women in the house including your grandmother that you will take action? Your cousin has the potential to graduate to the girls within your area and bring ridicule to you guys.

You don't need your father to take action. Do so for yourself, defend your sisters honour, get a paedophile away from them. My 2 cents.
Crime / Re: Police Detains Sheep In Maiduguri …for Eating Up Fried Fish by Miiirage: 10:58am On Nov 06, 2022
backtalkG:
POLICE DETAINS SHEEP IN MAIDUGURI
…For eating up fried fish
…Fish seller demands justice

By
Yakubu Ahmed-BK

The Police in Maiduguri have arrested and detained a lone sheep and her two lambs on a complaint of eating up a heap of fried fish displayed for sale at Bulabulin Ward of the Maiduguri Metropolitan Council.

The arrest and detention of the mother sheep took place yesterday evening and as at the time of writing this report, the sheep was still under detention.

The arrest was made following a complaint lodged at the Bulabulin Divisional Police headquarters by one Yusuf Ibrahim who sells fish along a busy road in the neighborhood. He complained that the sheep in question had terrorized him for over years by laying in wait for him to be carried away and then pouncing on the stock of fried fish and making a mouthful grab of a chunk until he or bystanders realize and chase her away.

Malam Yusuf Ibrahim said that he had bore the intrusion and criminal behavior of the sheep for five years, but the action of the sheep yesterday had caused him huge losses that he could not take it anymore. He said before his attention turned to the sheep when she made a grab for it, it had eaten a big chunk causing severe loss.

He further remarked that the sheep had formed the habit of coming around his selling point, patiently keeping watch from a distance while he fries, behaving as if it had no ulterior motive and then as soon as his attention shifts, the sheep makes a dash towards the table and before he knew it, it had eaten as much as it could before being sent away.

He added that he had tolerated these acts for five years and had severally asked the owner to take action by tying and feeding the sheep - all to no avail.

The owner of the sheep one Luba Mohammed - a housewife, lamented that she does not know how and when the sheep developed a liking for fried fish. She admitted that the fish seller had indeed laid complains to her severally over the years on the persistent havoc caused him by the sheep.

She begged Malam Yusuf to temper justice with mercy and release the sheep, with a promise that she will either sell, slaughter or tie it at home.

Elders of the neighborhood, Malam Yusuf and Malama Luba were locked in discussions late into the night, at the Police station on how to settle the matter amicably.

Efforts to speak to officers at the Police station on the matter proved abortive. They insisted that they have no mandate to speak to journalists.

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Probably the sheep owner liked the idea of a protein eating sheep would grow big and maximum profit could be realized from it's sale.

Even the sheep knows a good thing when it sees it
Romance / Re: Ooni Sets To Marry Linda Ikeji As 8th Wife by Miiirage: 5:50pm On Nov 02, 2022
budaatum:
Ọọni set to marry Aisha Buhari as 9th wife!

According to this post.

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Russian Woman Marries A Briefcase (PHOTOS) by Miiirage: 9:50pm On Oct 31, 2022
okrikaboi:
She don secure the bag cool

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Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by Miiirage: 12:35pm On Oct 27, 2022
Blessed Savior, I worship You today. King and Ruler over all that is. Power majesty and praise be ascribed to You now and forever
Crime / Re: Parents Find Out Married Daughter Died 9 Months Ago- Husband Forgot To Tell Them by Miiirage: 4:33pm On Oct 23, 2022
This story no follow. So for 9 months despite not hearing from their daughter, they never made any efforts to contact the husband and inquire on her whereabouts? They weren't worried enough to travel down to their daughter's matrimonial home to see for themselves how their daughter was doing? They couldn't even contact his family to find out how their daughter was doing assuming the son-in-law wasn't picking their calls?

If the story is true her family were careless and it seems it's the husband that killed her. That careless attitude is telling.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Black Sunday In Abeokuta As Trailer Crushes Three & Injures Two (graphics) by Miiirage: 4:19pm On Oct 23, 2022
RIP to the dead. It's sad especially as it was avoidable.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 8:22pm On Sep 25, 2022
prewtyjulie:
Na wao, na so hermes n elo take win hoh to take transport chi chi n Daniella into d final. Isn't God wonderful

You forgot Adekunle whom Hermes saved and replaced with Bryann
The "saved and replaced" all made it.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 9:23am On Sep 20, 2022
Hantonia:
Likeeeee does screaming and shouting why she couldn't pick from her level, if tables was turned and someone from level one wins who she be picked,and some persons are feeling entitled that she didn't pick from level one.


I am so happy for her win because she is practically a lone wolf in there na bella,abi sheggz,or adekunle,or hermes abeggi.

Yesterday was the perfect description of begging your enemy for your last breath

Honestly, like she should have picked people that she doesn't consider good friends to her. Besides she owed phyna for saving her the last time and she and Daniella were becoming friends. At the end of the day it's all about alliances. I loved her choices.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 8:38pm On Sep 19, 2022
irenosen22:

No! Emmanuel don show us pepper

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 12:54am On Sep 16, 2022
Rachael has taken over from Chichi. She's so loud angry

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 8:09pm On Sep 11, 2022
Sanqa:
A lot makes me angry with this twist. So they are going to continue making money through tasks? Why? Do the ones that left before them not want to make money? This is rubbish.
Someone once said Chomzy is well connected, now I believe it.

Really unfair, the producers really need to nix these ideas of twists. The other evicted housemates should equally be brought back to win more money. Fair is fair

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 7:19pm On Sep 11, 2022
Level 3 again?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 1:33am On Sep 08, 2022
Doyin oooo
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 1:32am On Sep 08, 2022
shumuel:


Her character can not allow anyone defend her, so we would wish her Sheggz for life grin

With all the luck in the world, she'll really need it grin cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 1:25am On Sep 08, 2022
Chomzy looks like she doesn't understand half of what Sheggs is saying...and with good reason. I don't either

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 1:06am On Sep 08, 2022
Agbgift:

Even with Kiddwaya's parental and financial influence, I must confess he was humbled to the core than this turkey Sheggz.

No, not a turkey, an overgrown broiler grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 1:01am On Sep 08, 2022
Froshloaded:

. Nobody has ever deflated his ego like Rachel did. Now he is subtly appealing to her to beg him otherwise .....


The guy should just leave on Sunday, then maybe Bella will have a better chance.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Miiirage: 12:59am On Sep 08, 2022
shumuel:


Perfect couple �

They are. I used to pity Bella but no more. I think they perfectly complement each other...the dog and the fowl grin.

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