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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Ketu In Ogun, Sack 30 Schools by mikebrown92: 9:58am On Feb 06, 2018
Xmen are now in Ogun state?

God save us.

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Romance / Re: How Bro Got Saved From Contacting HIV by mikebrown92: 9:44am On Feb 06, 2018
Next2Bezee:
For those that can't be bothered to read all that epistle..

Girl comes back from abroad
Girl seduces guy
Guy resists seduction
Guy takes girl out to get blood tests
Guy finds out girl has HiV
Mumu creates epistle about it on NL.

Mumu read all the epistle and summarise about it.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Marries Two Women On The Same Day (Photo) by mikebrown92: 9:36am On Feb 06, 2018
doctore212:
Why is one wearing socks and the other is not. Congrats to the young man

You need glasses?
They both in socks

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Marries Two Women On The Same Day (Photo) by mikebrown92: 9:35am On Feb 06, 2018
My own go be 4 wives on the same day to break online saga.

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Romance / Re: Remove Marriage, Most Ladies Don't Have Other Things They Live For. by mikebrown92: 9:34am On Feb 06, 2018
Tru talk, there biggest achievement is being married at young age so they can buga to other girls who are still single.

I have 1 who is also pestering me of when i intend to marry and i told her maybe 5 or 8 years and she felt like i ain't serious and she left me becus of that.

But they have forgotten marriage can take place any time even if u desire to marry in 6 years, it can happen in just a year.

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Romance / Re: How Bro Got Saved From Contacting HIV by mikebrown92: 9:26am On Feb 06, 2018
dingbang:
now this is fiction
Sounds fiction but true

Its strange but true
Romance / Re: How Bro Got Saved From Contacting HIV by mikebrown92: 9:25am On Feb 06, 2018
kimbraa:
What happened to Doctor-patient confidentiality? Do you know that that nurse or whoever that broke the news to your bro could be sued?.

Lol, but brother didn't let the girl know he was told about her status and the nurse apparently saved bro as she saw both as lovers.
Romance / Re: How Bro Got Saved From Contacting HIV by mikebrown92: 9:22am On Feb 06, 2018
CaptainJeffry:
Sounds like fiction but I believe it can happen. The question remains, did she know about the virus and wanted to infect your brother?
That aspect, brother ain't sure too but we feel she knows and see brother as someone girls can easily give in to so as to spread the virus in 9ja.
Romance / What's She Doing? by mikebrown92: 9:12am On Feb 06, 2018
There's this female neighbour of mine who is leaving with her mum only in a room and i approached her few weeks ago to be a friend with benefit and she obliged, after countless of s*x with her and giving her anytime she wants, she just decided few days go to discontinue the casual s*x and i tried to reason with her why she wishes to stop but she kept telling me she can't just continue cuz i have no feelings for her and she wants to be giving s*x to a person who develop feelings for even if the feelings ain't real and i tried to let her know the feelings for her is not there and i can't lie to her i love her because i want to keeo having s*x with her, but she still insist she doesn't want to keep having the s*x with me,

Just recently i started to notice a man between age 39-43 coming around with a power bike to pay her a visit and also taking her out on his bike and i got curious and asked her who the man is and she told me he's her BF and i felt why would she go for such an old person but she said its her choice and i minded my biz since then but yesterday, something happened that got me thinking that man just also want her for casual s*x and she might get heartbroken anytime soon as the old man came to her house to bleep her inside there 1 room and on her mum's bed and surprisingly i was at the backyard hearing moaning sound and decided to see where the maoning is coming from as i was so curious and i saw the girls mum at the door of there room stranded to enter the room but the sound kept her waiting outside and she decided to call her daughter on phone since she's being bleeeped and doesn't want to disturb the bleeper and bleepee.

My confusion is, her mum knew of this old man being her man friend and also allow the man to bleep her daughter in there room and the man also isn't even ashamed to be coming to a small girl house to bleep her or this girl is trying to achieve something by bringing the man home to bleep her so i can notice or what?
Romance / How Bro Got Saved From Contacting HIV by mikebrown92: 5:04pm On Jan 27, 2018
So brother just called me now saying one of his female friend just came back from Minnesota (United States)
She came in few weeks ago and brother decided to keep her company till she return cuz she came to spend few days in 9ja as her family is in the U.S,
Just about she staying for 4 days, she started feeling Hot and the urge to get s*x was in her blood but brother took her as jiat5a friend and never wanted to have any other thing except the friendship within them but this girl has missed 9ja blood with american blood and she couldn't control herself over the s*x urge so she tried seducing my brother to have s*x with him but brother kept controlling himself until a day where Brother couldn't resist her seduction and he almost gave in to her but then brother thought of an idea of taking her out and brother has been coming across people that do Free blood test so brother disguised in taking her out to have a look around where as his intention was to take her to where they do blood test,
On getting there, brother pretended that's an opportunity for both of them to know there status before anything can happen between them but the girl rejected at 1st as she was claiming she's clean so brother tried by convincing her if she wants to do anything with him, she will have to run the test and she got excited and accepted to run the test,
Behold result came in and one of the attendant at the centre just called brother with 1 kind gesture on her face to a corner where she told brother that he is clean but the lady is HIV positive and its been long in her blood, OMG!
Brother wanted to create scene that it can't true cuz the girl claimed she checked her status some months back and she was clean but later calm his spirit and pretended he was just shown his own result and he told the attendant to call the girl herself and break the news to her while he pretend he didn't hear anything about the girl result, the girl was called and they broke the bad news...

That was how my brother kept thanking God till today for saving him and for giving him the power to resist the girl seduction....

Guys becareful out there!!!

Pardon me for the write up, try to comprehend beyond what I've written.
Romance / Re: Men R Scsums!! Spare Me The Including Ur Father N Brother Talk!! by mikebrown92: 4:43pm On Jan 27, 2018
Shugavee:
u are a big fool!!! Ur the typical definition of foolishness n irresponsiblity, so u invite a girl to see u wont u give her transport Useless man!! I pity the girl that will end up with an irresponsible fool like you!!!
Go cry to papa
Romance / Re: Men R Scsums!! Spare Me The Including Ur Father N Brother Talk!! by mikebrown92: 10:42am On Jan 27, 2018
This is the definition of olosho in disguise

So your friend was paid for the romantic smooching and kissing.

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Romance / Nairalanders Come To My Aid by mikebrown92: 1:11am On Jan 26, 2018
I've tried what i can to get a girlfriend but all to no avail and many girls avoid me probably because I'm too shy and not lively but I'm happy now with the invention of s*x doll as that can replace whats more important to me in a girl but where the problem lies is,
I'm a broke niqqa and i request for the help of all nairalanders to contribute whatever they can so i can get my personal s*x doll.

Getting this s*x doll will really make a whole of me and complete everything in me.


Appreciate you all for your support.

Seun
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Romance / How To Prank And Put Ex In Dilemma by mikebrown92: 11:58am On Aug 28, 2017
Do you feel like pranking your ex and putting him/her in dilemma?
just test him/her this.


hi (his/her name)
I went for HIV test last week and just got my result now and I'm tested positive, try check your status also.


then block his/her call from coming in and ignore all messages from him/her.
Romance / Re: Say No To Broke Men, Ladies Be Smart! by mikebrown92: 1:04am On Jul 20, 2017
zolapeperenpe:

You are so right,I know 3ladies who got married to jobless 'humble' guys, I swear years down down d marriage these ladies were breadwinners of d family,immediately d useless husbands land themselves better jobs,they evaporated into thin air, one of them was my close aunt,imagine taking care of 3kids nd hubby for 17yrs only for him to deny his family as soon as he land himself a good job!
God punish poverty and na broke guys dey fake humble pass.

But the question is: are you people(broke guys) even comfortable/happy with your current status before inviting wives/kids to your miserable lazy lives?

Oshi odanile Pako! Mtshew
of course broke guys ain't comfortable with there present status and I can't say it's there fault also, many of them strive but yet still broke and they don't relent in there hustle but just because they are broke means they shouldn't approach any girl they seems to have sincere feelings for, so broke guys shouldn't feel?
and also some people used to say maybe it is until you are married you will be out of your poverty life.
Romance / Re: Say No To Broke Men, Ladies Be Smart! by mikebrown92: 12:56am On Jul 20, 2017
Justbeingreal:
Naija girls mentality tire me. I was chatting with a lady days back and I asked her whats the kind of man she likes and the first on the list in bold letters is a man that can give her money without her asking.. I just tire for some of this girls
i have done something similar to this,
guess what, the girl still left me and I felt she left because I tried to buy her love with my money and she wants the love to come without money inclusive.

there's an adage that says ko si ogbon to le da, ko si iwa to le wu to leave fi te aye lorun.

it simply means you can never satisfy humans no matter how tender your attitude is or how intelligent you are, humans won't still be satisfied.

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Romance / Re: Say No To Broke Men, Ladies Be Smart! by mikebrown92: 12:39am On Jul 20, 2017
Themainchick11:
Any relationship needs money for it to last. what is pervalent today is broke guys trying to get all the benefits of a relationship from the ladies. if possible sef be collecting money from them. Tufiakwa. You're broke, sorry we can't roll.
and who says it is a must that it's the guy to always provide the money?
even you alone without being in a relationship needs money to survive.
Romance / Re: Say No To Broke Men, Ladies Be Smart! by mikebrown92: 11:50pm On Jul 19, 2017
Amarabae:
NONSENSE. Must a lady be a financial liability to a man? Is Relationship a poverty alleviation program?
Ladies should dream of working to be financial independent, its brings respect to a woman.
If a guy is broke and you love him, as long as you as a lady is financial dependent, you can be in a relationship with him.
"Broke" is temporary, that he is broke today, does not mean He can't make it tomorrow.
Stay with him during rainfall, He will appreciate it when the sun shine.
m in love with you

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