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Romance / Re: Let's Play A Nice Game Romancelanders! by mikebrown92: 11:20am On Mar 10, 2018
Marry - seun


Kiss - lalasticlala


Kill - nobodys
Romance / Re: Woman Narrates How She Was Almost Beaten To Death In Front Of Her Kids By Fiancé by mikebrown92: 11:12am On Mar 10, 2018
agbonkamen:
Fiance gini may his dick stop functioning for doing this to a woman impotency fall on him. Some men are useless

I like you alot
Are you below 25?
Travel / Re: Lady Narrates Near Crash Experience Onboard An Arik Flight From Lagos To Ghana by mikebrown92: 10:51am On Mar 10, 2018
Badh guy
NYSC / Re: Beautiful Corper Rocks Her Khaki With Camouflage Top – Photos by mikebrown92: 10:33am On Mar 10, 2018
All i see is V shape.
Sports / Re: Referee Kills Player In Malawi During A Football Match by mikebrown92: 10:26am On Mar 10, 2018
incominx344:

guy why nah

This morning wey my GF dey vex for me?
Education / Re: We Were Disappointed Yesterday, We Didn't Write Our Jamb Exam by mikebrown92: 10:24am On Mar 10, 2018
crazysaint:
Good morning to everyone, please pardoned my blunders.. I will try to be brief.


My exam centre was at MARDAKEM COMPANY LTD, inside METHODIST BOYS HIGH SCHOOL ORON, IN AKWA IBOM STATE.


A exam supposed to start by 3pm, I left house by 10a.m, mum worried too much, thinking that if I do not go early, I might miss the exam. Though from my place to where my centre was is far I paid N1500k down there.

I got there on time, candidates were already there, some busy solving past questions, some reading their text books, some gisting excitedly, not knowing what await them...

Fast forward in g to the time we commence our exam, we were called inside the cbt hall...everyone got seated. The first think that happened, was, when the systems were on, a lot of system blow up, we waited till the fixed it up by changing those system.. okay the systems were now fixed... another problem was the light issue, going off and on, off and on, the had to change the generator to a bigger one, still the same issue..disappointment were written on the faces of the candidates, parents could not control their anger...by this time it was 8pm..it was obvious that we wont take the exam again.

After waiting hours upon hours thinkin that the problem would be solved at the end the told us that our exam has been postponed, that a new slip will be mail to us to know our new centre.

We that came from far distance had no option than to spend the night in the school compound
cold and mosquitoes deal with us.

See the ugly experience we had yesterday...



OP

I humbly suggest you ain't qualify to even seat for the exam.
Try help your written skills and come back later to apply
Education / Re: We Were Disappointed Yesterday, We Didn't Write Our Jamb Exam by mikebrown92: 10:22am On Mar 10, 2018
solid3:


There are poeple who wrote theirs in year 2000.
I did mine in 2002 and still in university now
Romance / Re: PAYPAL: How To Create A Fully Functional Paypal Account in Nigeria [PICTURE] by mikebrown92: 10:01am On Mar 10, 2018
It keeps rejecting my card
What could be the cause?
Religion / Why Are Humans Created? by mikebrown92: 8:20am On Mar 08, 2018
This Question just popped up in my mind and i couldn't find logical reason to it so i thought of asking my NL people.


Why has God created we humans and what was his aims and objectives in creating us?

What does he expect from us?

Has he created us to be able to achieve his set goals?

Did he just create us to worship and praise him all the time? If yes, then why are we not programmed to worship him alone without having to do other things.
Crime / Re: Father And Son Arrested For Selling Hard Drugs To Students In Lagos (Photos) by mikebrown92: 3:58pm On Mar 05, 2018
So this are the originator of science students.

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Romance / Re: She Wanted Me To Date Her, But I Am Confused, Please Enlighten Me by mikebrown92: 12:13pm On Mar 05, 2018
king08:

Go and ask your father
Product of a baby factory

At least i got a father...
Sports / Re: Jay-Jay Okocha, His Wife, Nkechi & Children, A-Jay & Daniella In Family Pictures by mikebrown92: 10:42am On Mar 05, 2018
JasonScolari:
Looking at the pics carefully, one would think he is married to two beautiful women.

But surprisingly, [/b]the daughter is a little bit older than her mother[b].


He's a blessing to this shithole.

God bless Jay Jay my Anioma brother.

God bless Delta State.


The dota older than her moda?

Abi is there any meaning to that statement apart frm wat i can comprehend?
Romance / Re: Dear Future Husband by mikebrown92: 10:23am On Mar 05, 2018
What do you need big hammer for?

You want to turn him to a carpenter?
Romance / Re: She Wanted Me To Date Her, But I Am Confused, Please Enlighten Me by mikebrown92: 10:06am On Mar 05, 2018
your company is big

Are you into 9/11, molue?
Romance / Re: Man Carrying His Wife On The Head In Calendar Wedding Souvenir by mikebrown92: 9:46am On Mar 05, 2018
amakadihot87:
Looks more like obituary pic
Sense percentage: 5%

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Family / Re: 'I Moved Out Of My Parents House Because Of My Mum" - Lady by mikebrown92: 8:02pm On Mar 04, 2018
ireneidiva:

Stupid question. Are you the one that gives husbands?
Another adelebo spotted...
Career / Re: PHOTOS: Handsome Nigerian Promoted To A Sergeant In United States Army by mikebrown92: 1:52pm On Mar 04, 2018
ifyalways:
He's cute for days. And seems single too.

The single see'er.
Wehdone ma'am.
Career / Re: PHOTOS: Handsome Nigerian Promoted To A Sergeant In United States Army by mikebrown92: 1:44pm On Mar 04, 2018
MDsambo:



So you're already in Burundi...
Best Quote goes to MDsambo

Savage at highest peak.
Sports / Re: Fiorentina Captain Davide Astori Has Died In His Sleep by mikebrown92: 1:28pm On Mar 04, 2018
fvckme:

Go your backyard and check some Nigerian club sides players who died this year already.
Then try check through Europe.
Except you don’t read news cool
Why u hiding under Female gender?
Family / Re: 'I Moved Out Of My Parents House Because Of My Mum" - Lady by mikebrown92: 11:01am On Mar 04, 2018
uyaima:
My Dear,your own matter tiny.my own b say,mine younger broda say make i go marry,bcus say him want 2 marry.n i dy live 4 d room way my father give me b4 him die 4 d same compound way my broda dy(family house).him say,d wife way him wnt marry no go live with me 4 d same compound,so,make i pack my load n leave.My dear,my age big pass ur own(thirty three) but i no dy fear,bcus i don c lady of 40yrs wed.I just dy thank papa God,wen der is life,der is hope.

Hmm
This 1 is strong
Eleyi gidigan.

33yrs, you don born at all?
Wetin dey stop you from getting married?
Shey you no get man at all ni?

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Romance / Re: How Long Can You Stay Without Having Sex or masturbation ?? Adult Zone by mikebrown92: 1:49am On Mar 04, 2018
A day
Romance / Re: Dear Nigerian/black Beautiful Women by mikebrown92: 1:46am On Mar 04, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson's Husband Gushes About Her Cooking: 'My Wife Is The Best Cook' by mikebrown92: 10:48am On Mar 03, 2018
You never eat Iya Basira food and you dey talk base on what's within you.

Go and ask style plus about Iya Basira, they will explain better to you.
Celebrities / Re: Oluwatosin Oketumo T-Cash: How Olamide Failed To Perform In Barcelona by mikebrown92: 10:46am On Mar 03, 2018
What is ozone saying about breach of contract? They haven't performed yet and the guy has paid advance and even paid ur ticket and accommodation and yet you didn't deliver what was expected and you are talking asif you have performed and the guy didn't balance you on your agreement.

You better go and refund him and stop yelling about breach of contract.

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Fashion / Re: Unbelievable Makeup Transformation Of A Lady (Photos) by mikebrown92: 10:37am On Mar 03, 2018
No dey bobo us joor

Nah 2 different pple in same cloth.

How can u tell me I'm falling in love with an old lady in nature but a beautiful gurl in make up.

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