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misplaced dick priority...

they are still lagging until they invent phone that can teleport

how was he able to identify d boy

That's creative tech

it could climb hills witout falling or slipping

They will find him

they should have that faith

alienvirus:
Electricity in my area in Lagos has been very good. We hardly have power outage since 2 months ago. I always turn off my refrigerator. I haven't refill my gas cylinder since 2 months ago. My generator has been on unprecedented holiday.

Kudos to whoever that's making it happen. I hope it continues forever.

Yes. I know we are in rainy season. I am sure this is not the first rainy season in Nigeria.

Nairalanders what's the situation in your area?

That's not how it is in my Area(Akesan Igando Lagos)

very worst power supply have ever come across, 5hrs supply in 48hrs as it is ON and OFF within 2 days and we only have 5hrs supply of power when we are ON

24hrs fully OFF day and 24hrs fully ON day but get 5hrs power supply out of the ON day...

imagine that?

ChiefAzubuike:
Most allegations against these Fulani herders are actually false. They are harmless friendly individuals with sticks. They hardly get angry. Their women are best . Above all, they are very caring. I was at abuja the other day and some of them welcomed me into their huts with fresh fura and nama. One of them even wanted to offer his sister to keep me company for the night but I rejected. Forget the events of the past like the biafran war and co. These people are the best when it comes to hospitality .

bro
can you gimme location of the man?
i love fura and nama alot...

Deji63:
Why fear dey grip you like this? What is there in supporting your own child? . Use condom una no dey hear word. Now to face the consequences of your action you dey fear fear lol. Never have kids with a woman you do not love and who will not stand the test of time. So enlighten us. How is child suport a scam? To me it will reduce baby mamaism because people will have more responsible sexual relationships when they know they will be forced into facing their shi*t.

A stout for you,
that will be my treat...

imoh4king:
Did u ask about d women? Guy, babe or nairalander...if u want to tag or define a woman's climax as a round, then most men will DIE on bed during round one.

Think of it, do u know that some ladies have never experienced ORGASM in their entire life.

how do you know if a girl has orgasm
whats orgasm sef

me no knw anythng o

ijustdey:
http://punchng.com/sex-doll-programmed-to-refuse-sex-if-shes-bored-or-disrespected/

hehe
soon we go hear #SayNoToSexDollViolence

That's red Ribena

QueenSuccubus:
After a long search of what kind of laptop I wanna buy, I finally bought one which is a second hand but it's in prestine condition..

I love the specs of this laptop,no dents or scratches, touch screen & it's an ultrabook...And ooh before i forget it's a throw away price too..Good huh? His reason of selling is that his company already issued him a new macbook laptop, hence he doesn't need this one.


So, here's the story...

I only decided to get a second hand laptop coz of YOUTUBE, I want a bigger screen. This where I watch news & music videos every nyt before I go to sleep. I asked some of my friends if they know someone who sell laptop & then Mae (a friend of mine) told me that she knows someone from the I.T depeartment.. So she linked me with the guy... I contacted him and we discussed & he told me if It's fine that I shoild go to his place so I can check the laptop. We arranged the time & date afterwards.

So, it was last Sunday I went to his place. I met his wife & kids as well.. They are local Chinese Singaporean & very friendly.. So, I checked the laptop & asked him if he reset it to factory mode but according to him no need as he upgraded some of the important specs of the laptop. So, I asked him if he deleted all the infos he stored on this laptop & he said yes but I still politely asked him to recheck again, just to make sure that he deleted everything which he agreed to scroll & seems he's rest assured that there was nothing inside. So, I paid the amount, took the laptop and left. But he said if I need to ask some questions regarding the laptop, just to give him a call.

Microsoft windows is such a pain in the ass..It took me ages to navigate and get familiarise everything as I am used to Apple & Andriod. So, last night finally I have all the time I need to check everything.

I open the PHOTO APP

It was empty but on the upper right corner, there was a red dot in "IMPORT". So, clicked it.BOOOOOM!!! It automatically imported the pictures & videos from somewhere

And look what i found, a very graphic sex acts of this guy and a little girl (maybe age 8-10)
Behind all these smiles & friendly face, HE IS A PAEDOPHILE... The videos & pics have different time stamps & location.

At the moment, I dunno what to do? Should I report him or should I confront him first?

I'M SHOOK.



*Sorry, I have no strengh to upload the pics here.*

don't report him
That's a door to be a millionaire.
if you knw what i mean...

how real is this?

0.2gpa and u are aspiring 1st class?

hmm
guess u wanna take edo flight to 1st class.
1st class ain't possible but u can make 2.1 if u start having 4.5cgpa

and the ones that will start reminding of how to save for baby materials

what if Nigeria loses to Iceland
will pple shamelessly wear their jersey or return it to NIKE in exchange for another?

same thing has been happening to me for 2 months now and they sometimes deduct 80naira or 50naira from my account everytime i receive message from 902

Which kind delay that 1 be
something wey she suppose don dey enjoy since
nah now she wan enjoy am when time no dey her side anymore.

forreelinc:
because i am enlightened mr krusty ballz

just Stfu if you have no sensible thing to share or better go swim in a gutter...

forreelinc:
nah! i dont have chlamydia like you

so how come yah empty skull knew abt that?

forreelinc:
why are you asking me? i resemble your mama?

yah mum must have rendered u that service thats y u recommending it...

My God

God have mercy, this is just too bad

forreelinc:
tell your mother to massage it

is that your mum profession?

been days ago now i observed changes in my private part, my balls has been inching me seriously and the skin is peeling off, right now and i can't even touch it cux if i do, i won't be able to resist the scratching and it's becoming unbearable for me, its now affecting my thighs close to the balls and the skin is so soft...


pls whats the cause of this and what do i do to cure the inching

pls guys, come to my aid and not to insult of any hygiene cux I'm personally hygienic in all ramifications...

prechbills1:
My fiance and I have been dating for the past 3years. I attained 24 last week, I wanted to get married to her last year but I just wanted to wait till I attain 24.

The problem I have now is my mom. She is opposing our marriage because my fiancee is 5 years older than me, I'm 24 while she's 29. My dad has already endorsed the marriage, I'd have liked to go on with the marriage but I don't think going into marriage without both parents blessing is sensible that's why I need my mom's blessing and endorsement.

My fiance has good character, she's very kind and intelligent, I can't afford to lose her because of pressures from my mom at least I'm an adult.

I don't know what's happening, my mom endorsed our relationship but she doesn't endorse our marriage just because she's 5years older than me. The thing is, I can't leave this lady ,not now not ever, she have done so many things for me.

in fact she even promised to provide 80% of the things needed for the marriage!. She is rich, yes she is, the house I'm in living in now belongs to her, I moved in with her in 2016.

The truth is I love her and I can't afford to lose her because of my mom's wish. Both her parents and my dad have given us go ahead for marriage but my mom still doesn't want me to marry because of age and my fiance is beautiful.

I don't know what do now ,that's why I think I need advice from you guys,.I don't know if I should go ahead with the marriage without my mom's endorsement/blessings.

please advice

Op

You be gigolo...

BafanaBafana:
Hiya!
Was it the pushing that made him exhausted or the fact that he stood up for so long?

Next time oga just go home. Don't go and kill yourself.

I'm telling you
It could be too much of standing as he is too old...

Awoofawo:
Well done oponu omo...your dad should be proud of you, asinwin!

You must be a waste product.

So you couldn't see the man is too old for that job he's doing...

Money makes pple to be romantic

Her pants be like that of sumo's wrestler

AutoReportNG:
According to Dangote, Yes, at a very reduced price! But I fear monopoly in this sector... Imagine one man controlling the price...

That will give others motivation to build thiers and price will be slashed to compete among themselves...