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Romance / Re: Man Calls Pre-wedding Pictures Haram, His Love For Erotic Pictures Gets Exposed by mikebrown92: 9:08am On Feb 09, 2018
Afrojuju2017:


After reading your short ridiculous epistle I came to an easy conclusion. You have not meet many people and your experience is limited.

I've meet a great few extreme Christians, those who are able to kill in very diabolical ways.

Because a small percentage less than 1% of individuals who claim to be Muslim have committed a crime you are now accusing a whole religious persuasion.

What can be said of the Sikhs and Hindus in India who have commited crimes unspeakable.

I'll contend the biggest hypocrites the world has ever seen reside in UK and US countries with a Christian majority and heritage. They enslaved and abused humanity using evil morals; in Congo the Belgian mutilated and murdered at will.

Last I checked Hitler and Musolini were not Muslims

And before you say it I'm a penticostal Christian born and baptised in the Anglican commune with a deep love of Christ and all that is true

May God in his infinite mercy bless you.

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Romance / Re: Man Calls Pre-wedding Pictures Haram, His Love For Erotic Pictures Gets Exposed by mikebrown92: 9:06am On Feb 09, 2018
Faxole:
What a hypocrite.

In my experience on this earth, I haven't met bigger and more dangerous hypocrites than muslims. This doesn't mean I haven't met people from other religions who are hypocrites, I have. I've met christian hypocrites. But the troubling thing about muslim hypocrites is that they are the only ones that have the tendency to harm and even kill others for the same thing that they are guilty of. And they'll justify it with their holy scriptures.

And even when they commit a crime that's so dehumanizing and reprehensible, they'll just brush it aside like it's nothing and say that Allah will forgive them. Just look at this guy brushing off his own more reprehensible action without any remorse whatsoever, yet labelling harmless pre-wedding pictures as haram.

If this was a muslim country and this guy was a member of the bureaucracy, he'd have issued a fatwa already, and tomorrow and in subsequent days you'd see dead bodies of recently married couples littering the streets.

Islam needs a serious reformation.

Hey

Be mindful of what you spill
Taking someone's hypocrisy doesn't mean the whole of islam is hypocrites..

Know what you say!!!

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Romance / Re: ''I Only Respect Guys Who Can Suck My Private Part When I Am On My Period'' by mikebrown92: 1:38pm On Feb 08, 2018
Stale

Don't call any lalasticlala
TV/Movies / Re: “the Housemates Are Not Entertaining Us” - Nigerians Reacts To BBN Double Wahala by mikebrown92: 1:33pm On Feb 08, 2018
dimeji877:
Ronaldo is better than Messi
QED
TV/Movies / Re: “the Housemates Are Not Entertaining Us” - Nigerians Reacts To BBN Double Wahala by mikebrown92: 1:30pm On Feb 08, 2018
cinoedhunter:
Useless show with no relevance... and Nigerians don't know they indirectly sponsor the show with their #30 sms... lipsrsealed they will now give the winner 10% and the rest voicemail grin
10% keh

Seems you don't know the actual figures they are making from that show

What they give winner sef is not upto 1% of what they make.
Romance / Re: Man Raped His Only Because He Wanted To See If Her Vagina Is Like Her Mother's by mikebrown92: 1:11pm On Feb 08, 2018
Ehn,

He wants to see if its like her mother's

So if its like her mother's kpekus, did he want to have the kpekus for himsef also?
Romance / Re: Dangerous Bumps To Look out For by mikebrown92: 1:05pm On Feb 08, 2018
如被逼上
Romance / Re: Nigeria Soldiers Fight Dirty In NYSC Camp Over Married Lady(photo) by mikebrown92: 1:04pm On Feb 08, 2018
他哈他说啊闭关咧
Romance / Re: Condoms Are For Weak Men” – Pretty Nigerian Lady Says On Twitter (photos) by mikebrown92: 1:01pm On Feb 08, 2018
哦看
Romance / Re: Lady Tried To Unlock Her Boyfriend's Phone And Her Face Appears On The Screen by mikebrown92: 12:59pm On Feb 08, 2018
donstan18:


Are you normal?


射手你呕吐色日藕色拉油
Sports / Re: Loanee Matt Fined For Grabbing Denzel Dumfries' Manhood During Match by mikebrown92: 12:57pm On Feb 08, 2018
哦看为埃菲尔瓦特吃那个
Romance / Re: Ladies, What’s The Worst Response You Have Heard After Turning A Man Down? by mikebrown92: 12:56pm On Feb 08, 2018
alexialin:
Honestly some guys cannot take no for an answer.

There is this guy who came to visit his friend on my street, then saw me as i walked past. He said Hi, hmm av been watching u walk to and fro buying stuffs and all, and I like you and admire you. Please can I have your number? I looked at him, he looks OK. I then gave him my number. He started calling later in the evening, with small talks and it was cool. Then he asked me out, I replied, I will let u know when am. Less busy. He said ok. So one fateful day, I came back from work, pissed from one annoying customer attitude. I was trying to contain my anger. When I was close to my house, I saw him with friends. He waved at me, smiled. I waved back and walked home, then I called him, can u come to my place, I need to talk to someone. He said ok. He came. Have not even finished my story about the client, he was all over me and I was like WTF! angry
I quickly withdrew from his hands and say guy! I didn't call u here for sexxx. All I need is someone to talk to, and release my frustrations about an annoying client today. He moved closer, saying don't worry I will. Make u happy and relaxed. I was so mad! I was like see this guy o! Is he crazy or what? That's how we started struggling o. He almost overpowered me, so I relaxed and said Cmon? Take it easy? U want fun Abi? Then let's do it properly and I smiled sweetly and I said lemme go and change into a nice sexy lingerie. U will love it.
So he released his grip, as soon as he released, I ran out of the house cheesy

And screamed get out! Before I call security. Just get the fucvk out of my house!
He was like I knew u will play this stunt on me, Oya come back nw? I won't touch u I promise. I shook my head. Just get out! So u want to rape me? Are u mad? Do u think sexx is my problem? Please leave now! Then he left.
Since that day, he apologized on phone that he doesn't know what came over him and he's sorry and he loves me and all.
I said look I will never date u, if u are the last man on earth. Get it into your thick skull. So I stopped picking his calls.
One day he was knocking on my gate furiously, that I must answer him. And he's not going anywhere.
And that was on Sunday, the security guard was not around. Nobody in the compound even answered him. Then he got tired of banging the gate, then he left.
I was like God! Is this how this guy is?
Thank God I now know.

Later I called his number and warned him Severely if he doesn't back. Off, I will call my friend in the army to show him pepper, if he thinks am alone. Army guys will beat him black and blue! And have told my army friend already about him.

Since then he backed off but series of insults, he hurled at me thru phone. I just cut the call and blocked him.

Some guys are just stupid.

You must be 1 hell of a talkative.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What’s The Worst Response You Have Heard After Turning A Man Down? by mikebrown92: 12:50pm On Feb 08, 2018
pocohantas:


LOL. It's not really shakara, it's caution. Would you like your girlfriend to keep giving her number to every guy that indicates interest? That's how distractions start.‎ I don't like distractions. ‎

If I were you girlfriend and I keep doing that, you come on NL to open a thread...these same guys calling us confused, will come tell you I am leaving my options open, typical hoelosho grin.

It's not an easy decision to take, especially when you kinda fancy the guy's company. But every conversation, mustn't lead to closeness.

Your name must be brain...
Romance / Re: Many Of Our Prayer Points Are Caused By Infrastructural Inefficiencies - Lady by mikebrown92: 12:15am On Feb 08, 2018
Lol,

The recent prayer is

Father lord pls kill all fulani Xmen disturbing us in this nation so i can travel in peace to wherever i want to go in the nation.

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Romance / Re: This Young Couple's Prewedding Photo Will Make You Fall In Love Again (pictures) by mikebrown92: 9:54pm On Feb 07, 2018
ConcNiggress56:


yes.. that's right.. I just noticed grin grin

You pretty gan...
Romance / Re: Can You Be Satisfied With Just A Dick/pussy All Your Life? by mikebrown92: 9:38pm On Feb 07, 2018
dollytino4real:
wen the rite prick meet the rite to"to it is a yes 4ever

2 rights will make justrite...
Romance / Re: Matured Only by mikebrown92: 9:36pm On Feb 07, 2018
Show your pic

Maybe i might organise a limp btw u and my sister.
She's cute and also a muslim.
Romance / Re: Val Wahala; Why Are You Still Single? by mikebrown92: 9:34pm On Feb 07, 2018
GloriaNinja:
undecided CAUSE I'M DESTINED TO BE WITH A WHITE GUY

Albino?

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Romance / Re: Val Wahala; Why Are You Still Single? by mikebrown92: 9:33pm On Feb 07, 2018
subtlemee:
I don't wanna have a juvenile high blood pressure

I wouldn't even let you close to any BP

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Education / Re: UNIOSUN Students: "Free Dr Sesan, He Didn't Flog Us We Were Only Catching Fun" by mikebrown92: 9:30pm On Feb 07, 2018
There problem is there problem

Same students wey snap and post online
Nah still dem dey beg on his behalf

Confused students.
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Signed To Temple Music; Confirms Leaving Don Jazzy's Mavin Records by mikebrown92: 9:21pm On Feb 07, 2018
Chameleon!!!

Always changing record label.

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Celebrities / Re: Iyimide Oluwatosin Gets Car Prize From Ooni Of Ife As Queen Moremi Ajasoro 2017 by mikebrown92: 9:13pm On Feb 07, 2018
Ajasoro

Meaning dog speaks?
Romance / Re: "Condoms Are For Weak Men" - Pretty Nigerian Lady Says On Twitter. Photos by mikebrown92: 9:10pm On Feb 07, 2018
Anti fe trend.

Oya make we make am trend small.

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Religion / Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by mikebrown92: 9:06pm On Feb 07, 2018
This thing happened life before my camera but after recording, i couldn't see anything when playing the video.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2018 Police Recruitment Form Is Out by mikebrown92: 8:57pm On Feb 07, 2018
samsononyilo:
Is it for both undergraduate and graduates?
Undergraduate n graduate
Illiterate n literate
Pot belly n 6 packs
Short n tall.


Its opened to all so far its police force.
Politics / Re: Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering by mikebrown92: 7:54pm On Feb 07, 2018
Angelparadise:
To hell with your pondering when the obvious is glaring . if you like go kill and claim is Fulani that when your eyes will be clear.

Person no fit ponder in peace again

Oya take chilled fanta.
Education / Re: If Killing One Person Can Start World War, Who Could Be That One Person? by mikebrown92: 7:12pm On Feb 07, 2018
OrestesDante:
angry

☣ ☠


Touch Vlamidir Putin. And you'll see the power of Mother Russia.

Who is Kim?






☣ ☠

Vladimir Putin not Vlamidir.

Touch me and see the power of heavy slap.
Education / Re: Imagine! Slay Queen Pictured In Class Preparing For Exam In Style by mikebrown92: 6:57pm On Feb 07, 2018
She's applying aferi (invisible charm)
So no1 will notice her while she use microchipa to write the paper.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Shares Curvy New Photos by mikebrown92: 6:56pm On Feb 07, 2018
akankemi1:


It's in front of her
The back one is magnet.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Huge Monitor Lizard & A Bird Killed In My Neighborhood by mikebrown92: 6:54pm On Feb 07, 2018
That thing is venomous

They should not eat it o

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