Menh! I voted 4 dis dude 2 win n he later won, dat jungle no funny... Me dey ball next year!

Proudly Naccosite .....Federal Poly Nass(FPN)

hw has banning motorbike(okada) from entering the skul affected ur movement in d skul@tyms i do walk frm skul 2 d gate cus I do leave d skul late by 5pm

Only in 9ja , a guy go dey pose tell him frnds say him Bleep one particular gal wen him neva see her pant.
Only in 9ja guy wey dey hang out go tell him his frnd on fone say him dey huz.
Only in 9ja persn go write JAMB 5 tyms without admission cus e no indigene of dat particular state.
Only in 9ja a guy go dey call a gal wey him see her pant during dea r/tionship period as my ex gal frnd.
Only in 9ja Ur Brother or relation go change dea character once dey marry wife.
Only in 9ja a gal go enta inside club dey behave lyk virgin mary.
Only in 9ja a guy go borrow ur shoe, him no go return am again.
Only in 9ja u go pay 4 Nepa bill u didn't use b4 u can recharge subsequently.
Only in 9ja a guy dumbs a guy once he sleep wit her.

Orikinla:
Which food on their table?
They are still living and eating from their poor parents in the ghettos.
They can't even contribute "Akamu Pap" and "Akara" money. And some go without pads during periods. .

e lik say u don stay ghetto wella? U won kill me wit ur yarns!!!lolz

harlos: Na for naija u go see agbero dey abuse someone coming from office in suite "e no go better for you"

too late

nawa u guy...laugh won kill me 4 here...chai, 2 late indeed

ayzone: its only in naija man wey dey live for face me i face u go hustle from jan till dec for lagos,com go spend all d money for villa for xmas say im don arrive..and it continues like dat!

hahahahahaha, aswear ur on point here

BMZK: That is just me. Believe me i cannot drive for 2mins with 2 hands even if the time i decided to force myself to drive in the formal way when i realiased my driving habit is not the best practice.
Another odd driving habit i have is the use of 2 legs while driving an automatic car till tommorrow.

guy driving automatic wit 2 legs na big abnormality, u jst av 2 stop it, as 4 me I enjoy driving wit one hand pass..

control_seven: Told her she speaks queens' English like Patience Jonathan and she begin laugh like mumu......Later she found out what i meant.....na so trouble start ooo. But d girl na olodo true true, i dey enjoy her money pass her punny!

. We ar brodas frm diff modas, I get one maga lyk dat 2....she been dey stingy bt now na kesiah

Castration equals liability cus u ll nt b productive as a man.....big 4 nutin....lolz