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Celebrities / Re: Illuminati Symbols In Davido's 'IF' Music Video by mikeobk(m): 6:56am On May 15, 2017 |
You people should leave us with this Illuminati thingy. Intact, I want to join. Quote me if you have the contact. |
Car Talk / Re: 11 Car Myths You Should Stop Believing Today by mikeobk(m): 12:50pm On May 04, 2017 |
OlujobaSamuel:Bros, one gallon of mobile1 oil dey your head. |
Car Talk / Re: 11 Car Myths You Should Stop Believing Today by mikeobk(m): 12:44pm On May 04, 2017 |
Chiefpriest1:Let's get something straight. Km/hr means the distance (in kilometers) that a moving body can cover in 1 hour. 80km/hr means the car will be 80km away in the next 1hr. So, if Davido's private jet is moving at a constant speed of 80km/hr and I am sitting on an Okada moving at a constant speed of 80km/hr; Davido and I would have travelled a distance of 80km after 1hour. That's it, don't get it twisted... No car can move faster then another when they are both travelling at thesame speeds. Unless there's a faulty speedometer. 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Hacker Admits $6.5m Fraud In US Court by mikeobk(m): 8:27pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
FBI caught a $6.5m criminal for hacking emails all the way from Nigeria and he's been taken to court already. EFCC discovered $9m + $43m in Nigeria and they can't find who stashed these monies. 1 Like |
Investment / Re: Easybitcoins by mikeobk(m): 4:39pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
You can drop your email if you like. |
Investment / Easybitcoins by mikeobk(m): 4:38pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Latest and surest Bitcoin platform for PC (laptop and desktop) users. Send an email to: princecommings at gmail dot com... Download link will be forwarded. |
Education / Good News To Students Of Federal University Of Minna by mikeobk(m): 12:26am On Sep 23, 2015 |
Federal university of technology minna can now travel from minna to abuja at subsidized rate
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Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu SLAMS Greedy Instagram Beggar Who Rejected N20,000 He Dashed Him! by mikeobk(m): 11:03pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
uti goan sleep... na 20k make u dey totori like this? |
Literature / A Letter From An Imaginary Dad by mikeobk(m): 11:43am On Sep 18, 2015 |
Dear Nate, It's your imaginary father Brian. For a long time now I've had it in mind to send you a private email but hackers interrupting the mail had always been a cause for concern to me. But thank goodness that this medium is very secure. Son, Contrary to the notion you get when you interact with people (they shine their 29 + 3 pearly whites but) they don't care about you or anyone else but themselves. Painfully but truly, people are nice to you for what others have to say about them and not because of the purpose their kind gesture serves you. They care less about the things that truly makes your life better! Men are historic - they expect you to survive the 15 year old millennium with the exact same life jacket they used when Nigeria's power supply was still manageable. Women are a group of humans who don't have a guide book about their understanding yet, but if you need intelligence on a particular woman, it's as easy to find as finding an aspiring music super star in Makurdi (the capital of Benue state in Nigeria) Boys are pathetic - whatever they do is about or for a girl. Girls are hypocritical - what they claim to despise is exactly what they crave. I read something on the Internet about the former head of the Roman Catholic Church being In a dark association while he was here on earth but I'll spare you the details now. That's to tell you that whatever degree of respect people show you while you're here, they'll talk about you behind your back when you're gone! You can be sure how true this is when you decide to show this letter to a special friend if yours; if it's a man, he'll read and not say anything to you; if it's a woman, she'll read, ignore you and head on to prepare a meal for her husband; if it's a boy, he would type a long comment if you were a girl and if it's a girl, she'ld like to lie to herself that she doesn't like it but it's all she thinks about. I wish I could go on, but the person from whom I borrowed this keyboard to type all these is standing right behind me... he wants his keyboard back and unfortunately, mine's broken. Have a positive day friend. Hope to hear from you soon! |
Jokes Etc / A Letter From An Imaginary Dad by mikeobk(m): 11:29am On Sep 18, 2015 |
Dear Nate, It's your imaginary father Brian. For a long time now I've had it in mind to send you a private email but hackers interrupting the mail had always been a cause for concern to me. But thank goodness that this medium is very secure. Son, Contrary to the notion you get when you interact with people (they shine their 29 + 3 pearly whites but) they don't care about you or anyone else but themselves. Painfully but truly, people are nice to you for what others have to say about them and not because of the purpose their kind gesture serves you. They care less about the things that truly makes your life better! Men are historic - they expect you to survive the 15 year old millennium with the exact same life jacket they used when Nigeria's power supply was still manageable. Women are a group of humans who don't have a guide book about their understanding yet, but if you need intelligence on a particular woman, it's as easy to find as finding an aspiring music super star in Makurdi (the capital of Benue state in Nigeria) Boys are pathetic - whatever they do is about or for a girl. Girls are hypocritical - what they claim to despise is exactly what they crave. I read something on the Internet about the former head of the Roman Catholic Church being In a dark association while he was here on earth but I'll spare you the details now. That's to tell you that whatever degree of respect people show you while you're here, they'll talk about you behind your back when you're gone! You can be sure how true this is when you decide to show this letter to a special friend if yours; if it's a man, he'll read and not say anything to you; if it's a woman, she'll read, ignore you and head on to prepare a meal for her husband; if it's a boy, he would type a long comment if you were a girl and if it's a girl, she'ld like to lie to herself that she doesn't like it but it's all she thinks about. I wish I could go on, but the person from whom I borrowed this keyboard to type all these is standing right behind me... he wants his keyboard back and unfortunately, mine's broken. Have a positive day friend. Hope to hear from you soon! Written by Michael Obekpa 1 Like 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw’s 85-Year-Old Landlord Lambasts Her Over Fire Incident by mikeobk(m): 2:52pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
modelmike7:kate is found of acting up in manners that annoys everyone. she thought she was on that stupid show she messed up.... whats the name again; 'Nigeria's got talent' abi na something else sef. mtcheew |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Conducts Drills To Counter Nuclear Disaster by mikeobk(m): 10:06am On Jun 21, 2015 |
phreakabit:can you read atall? |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Conducts Drills To Counter Nuclear Disaster by mikeobk(m): 9:54am On Jun 21, 2015 |
TechRev:I've never read anything from a bigger foool like you! Fvcckkeed up retard! You think Rosatom don't know that already? Or you think our leaders are dumb? They travel out and they know whats available and obtainable so sit on your big ballz. keep criticising and holding your own family from moving forward... You go school at all? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Charlyboy's 64th Birthday Party by mikeobk(m): 9:41am On Jun 21, 2015 |
cicero27: Aint no such thing as living your age... All you should do is live, love, learn, be happy & have alot of fun while your alive... If it feels good; then its good. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Charlyboy's 64th Birthday Party by mikeobk(m): 9:38am On Jun 21, 2015 |
Wish my dady was this funky! I for like am die 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari First Blunder Why I Oppose Relocation Of Military Command-ifeduba by mikeobk(m): 5:21am On May 30, 2015 |
This guy is soo Jonathan... Confused and clueless! PMB is a military general, he has been a military personel before you were born. Nigeria just got a president who knows what to do - so shot tha fhk up. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Puts Her Boobs On Display As She Celebrate 2 Year Extra Deal With Bull by mikeobk(m): 12:19pm On May 01, 2015 |
She fresh sha |
Politics / Re: ‘boko Haram In Zimbabwe En Route South Africa’ by mikeobk(m): 11:08am On Apr 30, 2015 |
uncleck:jack bauer noni |
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2013 Xenophobia Video In South African by mikeobk(m): 7:03pm On Apr 17, 2015 |
I thought NELSON MANDELA left a little brain for these bush animals to think with? 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari Should Call His 'Dogs' To Order – Asari Dokubo by mikeobk(m): 11:39pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
Dumb ass! Come force us vote PDP naw! |
Politics / Re: General Buhari Meets Business-People In Lagos (Videos) by mikeobk(m): 4:38pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
scribble:all these tecno users sha... |
Religion / Re: 7 Nigerian Ministers of God You Mustn't Fail To Listen To by mikeobk(m): 4:12pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
AdeniyiA:A MAN WHO SELLS ANNOUNTING WATER abi na ANOINTED WATER. true men of God dont sell God's healing. |
Education / Re: Futminna: Two Students In Hijab Nearly Lynched by mikeobk(m): 7:33pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Tor... Serves them right... Where clothers like normal human beings... They say na hijab -buullssshhiit!!! |
Phones / Re: MODIFIED: How To Get Free Wifi Connection Anywhere, Anytime. by mikeobk(m): 9:32pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Vikkie14:YOU ARE BOTH DUMB AND CRAZZZZY! First, its called NAIRAland (gotten from Naira, the unit of Nigerian currency) if your app cant work effectively in Nigeria then its of no use promoting it on here. People have downloaded the pathetic app and they are giving you feedback but here you are putting the blame on Nigeria. Whats the need to get an app which does what a phone can do by default? Its like downloading an app that sends 'paid text messages'. Fvvvck you! |
Phones / Re: Etisalat Introduces Unlimited Socialplan For 200# by mikeobk(m): 7:41pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
Fake!!! They only give 40mb. I did it, but couldnt do shiiitt after 2hrs. Called customer care and they told me i had exhusted the allowed data of 40mb... Omo::: cry been hungry me. |
Phones / Clean Iphone 4s Urgently Needed. by mikeobk(m): 11:17pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Do u have a very clean iphone 4s for sale? Call, sms or whatsapp me 08184080075. I have cash in hand. Abuja or Minna. |
Business / Re: You Can Now Exchange Your Virtacoin For Nigerian Naira. by mikeobk(m): 2:26am On Oct 13, 2014 |
Its all about the well known mypaga.com |
Business / You Can Now Exchange Your Virtacoin For Nigerian Naira. by mikeobk(m): 2:26am On Oct 13, 2014 |
Business / Re: Coming This Week! Virtacoin Currency VTA Can Be Exchanged For Paga (mypaga.com) by mikeobk(m): 8:37am On Oct 12, 2014 |
If u asked me, i'ld advice u to buy more & hold on to it because the value will shoot up sooner than u can imagine. Goto www.virtacoinwallet.eu signup for an online wallet account, buy for as cheap as N3k for 1million Virtacoins. If u are familia with the story of Bitcoin, u'll be wise and do the needful |
Business / Coming This Week! Virtacoin Currency VTA Can Be Exchanged For Paga (mypaga.com) by mikeobk(m): 4:26am On Oct 12, 2014 |
Yeah you read right! Virtacoin will be bought and exchanged for paga -the popular nigerian online payment system. Finally, Virtacoin can be exchanged to Nigerian Naira, used to buy stuff, buy airtime or even sent into your Nigerian bank account. Awesome isn't it? http://www.reddit.com/r/VirtaCoin/comments/2iyyk4/exchange_virtacoin_to_nigeria_naira/ |
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