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Celebrities / Re: Illuminati Symbols In Davido's 'IF' Music Video by mikeobk(m): 6:56am On May 15, 2017
You people should leave us with this Illuminati thingy. Intact, I want to join. Quote me if you have the contact.
Car Talk / Re: 11 Car Myths You Should Stop Believing Today by mikeobk(m): 12:50pm On May 04, 2017
OlujobaSamuel:

irrespective of age or model of the vehicle, except the reading guage is faulty, beetle at 80km/h is same with a jet that taxied at 80km/h on the runway.
as a driver, there are so many things we ignore that are vital in the course of driving.
we get distracted by different things, from personal issues to our environment, this makes us accelerate more or less, note that 120km/h might have little difference that tells, but we approximate it, vehicles dont really have 120.1 .2 etc, so that little difference also counts.
some heavy duty truck can accelerate upto 120km/h but it takes mins to get to that point, while a car will get to same point in 10secs.
so without a defect in readings of speed, yes, a corola of 1999 at 80km/h is same with a bugatti of 2009 at 80km/h
Bros, one gallon of mobile1 oil dey your head.
Car Talk / Re: 11 Car Myths You Should Stop Believing Today by mikeobk(m): 12:44pm On May 04, 2017
Chiefpriest1:
Nice. Used to carry that number six on my head. Always believed that SUVs were costlier and more luxurious than salons or is it saloons.


But op are you saying that 80km/hr on a 2000 Toyota Camry is the same as 80km/hr on a 2012 Range Rover?
Let's get something straight. Km/hr means the distance (in kilometers) that a moving body can cover in 1 hour. 80km/hr means the car will be 80km away in the next 1hr. So, if Davido's private jet is moving at a constant speed of 80km/hr and I am sitting on an Okada moving at a constant speed of 80km/hr; Davido and I would have travelled a distance of 80km after 1hour. That's it, don't get it twisted... No car can move faster then another when they are both travelling at thesame speeds. Unless there's a faulty speedometer.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Hacker Admits $6.5m Fraud In US Court by mikeobk(m): 8:27pm On Apr 20, 2017
FBI caught a $6.5m criminal for hacking emails all the way from Nigeria and he's been taken to court already. EFCC discovered $9m + $43m in Nigeria and they can't find who stashed these monies.

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Investment / Re: Easybitcoins by mikeobk(m): 4:39pm On Mar 12, 2017
You can drop your email if you like.
Investment / Easybitcoins by mikeobk(m): 4:38pm On Mar 12, 2017
Latest and surest Bitcoin platform for PC (laptop and desktop) users.

Send an email to: princecommings at gmail dot com... Download link will be forwarded.
Education / Good News To Students Of Federal University Of Minna by mikeobk(m): 12:26am On Sep 23, 2015
Federal university of technology minna can now travel from minna to abuja at subsidized rate

Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu SLAMS Greedy Instagram Beggar Who Rejected N20,000 He Dashed Him! by mikeobk(m): 11:03pm On Sep 22, 2015
uti goan sleep... na 20k make u dey totori like this?
Literature / A Letter From An Imaginary Dad by mikeobk(m): 11:43am On Sep 18, 2015
Dear Nate,
It's your imaginary father Brian.
For a long time now I've had it in mind to send you a private email but hackers interrupting the mail had always been a cause for concern to me. But thank goodness that this medium is very secure.
Son, Contrary to the notion you get when you interact with people (they shine their 29 + 3 pearly whites but) they don't care about you or anyone else but themselves. Painfully but truly, people are nice to you for what others have to say about them and not because of the purpose their kind gesture serves you. They care less about the things that truly makes your life better!
Men are historic - they expect you to survive the 15 year old millennium with the exact same life jacket they used when Nigeria's power supply was still manageable.
Women are a group of humans who don't have a guide book about their understanding yet, but if you need intelligence on a particular woman, it's as easy to find as finding an aspiring music super star in Makurdi (the capital of Benue state in Nigeria)
Boys are pathetic - whatever they do is about or for a girl.
Girls are hypocritical - what they claim to despise is exactly what they crave.
I read something on the Internet about the former head of the Roman Catholic Church being In a dark association while he was here on earth but I'll spare you the details now.
That's to tell you that whatever degree of respect people show you while you're here, they'll talk about you behind your back when you're gone!
You can be sure how true this is when you decide to show this letter to a special friend if yours; if it's a man, he'll read and not say anything to you; if it's a woman, she'll read, ignore you and head on to prepare a meal for her husband; if it's a boy, he would type a long comment if you were a girl and if it's a girl, she'ld like to lie to herself that she doesn't like it but it's all she thinks about.
I wish I could go on, but the person from whom I borrowed this keyboard to type all these is standing right behind me... he wants his keyboard back and unfortunately, mine's broken.
Have a positive day friend. Hope to hear from you soon!
Jokes Etc / A Letter From An Imaginary Dad by mikeobk(m): 11:29am On Sep 18, 2015
Dear Nate,
It's your imaginary father Brian.
For a long time now I've had it in mind to send you a private email but hackers interrupting the mail had always been a cause for concern to me. But thank goodness that this medium is very secure.
Son, Contrary to the notion you get when you interact with people (they shine their 29 + 3 pearly whites but) they don't care about you or anyone else but themselves. Painfully but truly, people are nice to you for what others have to say about them and not because of the purpose their kind gesture serves you. They care less about the things that truly makes your life better!
Men are historic - they expect you to survive the 15 year old millennium with the exact same life jacket they used when Nigeria's power supply was still manageable.
Women are a group of humans who don't have a guide book about their understanding yet, but if you need intelligence on a particular woman, it's as easy to find as finding an aspiring music super star in Makurdi (the capital of Benue state in Nigeria)
Boys are pathetic - whatever they do is about or for a girl.
Girls are hypocritical - what they claim to despise is exactly what they crave.
I read something on the Internet about the former head of the Roman Catholic Church being In a dark association while he was here on earth but I'll spare you the details now.
That's to tell you that whatever degree of respect people show you while you're here, they'll talk about you behind your back when you're gone!
You can be sure how true this is when you decide to show this letter to a special friend if yours; if it's a man, he'll read and not say anything to you; if it's a woman, she'll read, ignore you and head on to prepare a meal for her husband; if it's a boy, he would type a long comment if you were a girl and if it's a girl, she'ld like to lie to herself that she doesn't like it but it's all she thinks about.
I wish I could go on, but the person from whom I borrowed this keyboard to type all these is standing right behind me... he wants his keyboard back and unfortunately, mine's broken.
Have a positive day friend. Hope to hear from you soon!


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Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw’s 85-Year-Old Landlord Lambasts Her Over Fire Incident by mikeobk(m): 2:52pm On Sep 12, 2015
modelmike7:
She didn't take the right step if that is the true story. 85 years old pensioner @ that! Haba Madam Kate, you no try O!
kate is found of acting up in manners that annoys everyone. she thought she was on that stupid show she messed up.... whats the name again; 'Nigeria's got talent' abi na something else sef. mtcheew
Politics / Re: Nigeria Conducts Drills To Counter Nuclear Disaster by mikeobk(m): 10:06am On Jun 21, 2015
phreakabit:
BIGGER QUESTIONS ARISING. . Found this post below from 10 years ago:




Funny how no Northern State was chosen. . . . Something is not right here!
How did the chosen state emerge?
can you read atall?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Conducts Drills To Counter Nuclear Disaster by mikeobk(m): 9:54am On Jun 21, 2015
TechRev:
You are building Nuclear plant without having steady water supply to your cities. The nuclear reactors need steady supply of water, and in case of a failure or leak you need even more water to contain the damage. Now when you cant supply your cities water, is this not trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am??

Ohh i get it zoological republic of nigeria thinking, Civil defense will use AK47 or M16 contain the disaster. How many of them civil defense are trained in nuclear physics?? Civil defense to contain nuclear disaster how useless can this contraption called Nigeria get??
I've never read anything from a bigger foool like you! Fvcckkeed up retard! You think Rosatom don't know that already? Or you think our leaders are dumb? They travel out and they know whats available and obtainable so sit on your big ballz. keep criticising and holding your own family from moving forward... You go school at all?

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Charlyboy's 64th Birthday Party by mikeobk(m): 9:41am On Jun 21, 2015
cicero27:
He doesn't look his age though, Guess it's high time, he let go of this lifestyle and actually live his age.

Aint no such thing as living your age... All you should do is live, love, learn, be happy & have alot of fun while your alive... If it feels good; then its good.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Charlyboy's 64th Birthday Party by mikeobk(m): 9:38am On Jun 21, 2015
Wish my dady was this funky! I for like am die

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Politics / Re: Buhari First Blunder Why I Oppose Relocation Of Military Command-ifeduba by mikeobk(m): 5:21am On May 30, 2015
This guy is soo Jonathan... Confused and clueless! PMB is a military general, he has been a military personel before you were born. Nigeria just got a president who knows what to do - so shot tha fhk up.

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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Puts Her Boobs On Display As She Celebrate 2 Year Extra Deal With Bull by mikeobk(m): 12:19pm On May 01, 2015
She fresh sha
Politics / Re: ‘boko Haram In Zimbabwe En Route South Africa’ by mikeobk(m): 11:08am On Apr 30, 2015
uncleck:
BH now forming America
jack bauer noni
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2013 Xenophobia Video In South African by mikeobk(m): 7:03pm On Apr 17, 2015
I thought NELSON MANDELA left a little brain for these bush animals to think with?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Should Call His 'Dogs' To Order – Asari Dokubo by mikeobk(m): 11:39pm On Feb 04, 2015
Dumb ass! Come force us vote PDP naw!
Politics / Re: General Buhari Meets Business-People In Lagos (Videos) by mikeobk(m): 4:38pm On Feb 03, 2015
scribble:
Audio quality is poor and his accent is making him inaudible
all these tecno users sha...
Religion / Re: 7 Nigerian Ministers of God You Mustn't Fail To Listen To by mikeobk(m): 4:12pm On Jan 11, 2015
AdeniyiA:
Listen to TB Joshua and your life will exude the core values of Christianity if you're willing.
You'll learn practical Christianity thru loving, caring and giving.
A MAN WHO SELLS ANNOUNTING WATER abi na ANOINTED WATER. true men of God dont sell God's healing.
Education / Re: Futminna: Two Students In Hijab Nearly Lynched by mikeobk(m): 7:33pm On Dec 20, 2014
Tor... Serves them right... Where clothers like normal human beings... They say na hijab -buullssshhiit!!!
Phones / Re: MODIFIED: How To Get Free Wifi Connection Anywhere, Anytime. by mikeobk(m): 9:32pm On Dec 18, 2014
Vikkie14:


grin you kept on shouting "promoting", do i looks like an agent? And besides, if that's an issue with Nigeria, its not applicable to the rest of the world. Its like you saying there is no 4G service in Nigeria. If you think FREE wifi hotspots is really that pathetic to get in Nigeria, the app will scan everything for you-- from its being FREE or BILLED, password-protected or not. I dont open the thread for Nigeria, as the issue border on the "world". So if Nigeria isnt the issue, Nigerians could just make way and let "those" with it to air their view. And bro, when something is called FREE, it mean F R E E !!! When it is free, it cant be password protected. Even here in the SK.

NB: am not a promoter or an agent. If there is something that could make living comfortable tech-wise, why should it be hiden.
YOU ARE BOTH DUMB AND CRAZZZZY! First, its called NAIRAland (gotten from Naira, the unit of Nigerian currency) if your app cant work effectively in Nigeria then its of no use promoting it on here. People have downloaded the pathetic app and they are giving you feedback but here you are putting the blame on Nigeria. Whats the need to get an app which does what a phone can do by default? Its like downloading an app that sends 'paid text messages'. Fvvvck you!
Phones / Re: Etisalat Introduces Unlimited Socialplan For 200# by mikeobk(m): 7:41pm On Dec 14, 2014
Fake!!! They only give 40mb. I did it, but couldnt do shiiitt after 2hrs. Called customer care and they told me i had exhusted the allowed data of 40mb... Omo::: cry been hungry me.
Phones / Clean Iphone 4s Urgently Needed. by mikeobk(m): 11:17pm On Oct 19, 2014
Do u have a very clean iphone 4s for sale? Call, sms or whatsapp me 08184080075. I have cash in hand. Abuja or Minna.
Business / Re: You Can Now Exchange Your Virtacoin For Nigerian Naira. by mikeobk(m): 2:26am On Oct 13, 2014
Its all about the well known mypaga.com
Business / You Can Now Exchange Your Virtacoin For Nigerian Naira. by mikeobk(m): 2:26am On Oct 13, 2014
Business / Re: Coming This Week! Virtacoin Currency VTA Can Be Exchanged For Paga (mypaga.com) by mikeobk(m): 8:37am On Oct 12, 2014
If u asked me, i'ld advice u to buy more & hold on to it because the value will shoot up sooner than u can imagine. Goto www.virtacoinwallet.eu signup for an online wallet account, buy for as cheap as N3k for 1million Virtacoins. If u are familia with the story of Bitcoin, u'll be wise and do the needful
Business / Coming This Week! Virtacoin Currency VTA Can Be Exchanged For Paga (mypaga.com) by mikeobk(m): 4:26am On Oct 12, 2014
Yeah you read right! Virtacoin will be bought and exchanged for paga -the popular nigerian online payment system. Finally, Virtacoin can be exchanged to Nigerian Naira, used to buy stuff, buy airtime or even sent into your Nigerian bank account. Awesome isn't it? http://www.reddit.com/r/VirtaCoin/comments/2iyyk4/exchange_virtacoin_to_nigeria_naira/

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