employ Alibaba as your personal laugh advisor!

Jokes and laughter come easy. When you try to create a joke by thinking hard the you become as dry as tar. Everything in the environment is fun stuff, just convert it. The way u answer questions, dance, talk, take corrections, expressions, everything, she will definately crack.

I hope she is not a sadist either!

Abbey_city:

yelsh

lbotus:

@Mikesleek

Are u indirectly blaming the married woman for her husband's adulterous act? I have seen men with sexy wives but they still date single ladies,what wud u say about that?

@ Op, Karma is a B.i.t.c.h

A dog sent to harvard does not come out a cow. It still remains a DOG (notice the upper caps and bold type). My point above was that the woman should remain sexy and still sellable in the market (permit my expressions). This would earn her some respect before the guy. At least he knows that should she leave, you know the rest.

You cannot compare such a lady to the one who let herself turn into a bail of cloth immediately after two children. The man would meet his sexy secretary and would shag the pieces out of her. afterall his wife at home is quite below.

Marriages today are failing because alot of women are not getting into this life long commitment with their head in shape. for example, if you, the lady, are hard working and bringing in benjamins, keeping fit, always sexy and a tad beautiful, etc, what would make the man go out searching for another your girl? To the single lady out there, dating a married man is fun, thrilling and exciting to the detriment of the man's wife at home who has lost the figure 8 that made the man marry her in the first place.

A lady dating a maried man to me is game. You definately don't expect the married guy to leave his family and settle with you the lady, you are definately in that "arrangement" for the benjamins, in some cases and in others, I have heard the ladies say the older guys are more experienced in giving nookie than the younger ones.

The whole matter here I think is that for sake of experience and for the ladies to know that there is really no light beyond that tunnel, she should get enangled with one married fellow for a short time stuff and satisfy the curiosity which many deny.

For the guys, what can I say. Just make sure you give your wives at home some respect and keep that game far away from home, that of course is if your round peg cannot maintain one round hole.

Ladies and gents, the usual advice I give to ppl in relatioships is "do not surprise yourself". Why would you as a lady wake up and give your guy a surprise visit on a day he coincidentally planned to have nookie with another babe? After surprising yourself going there, you surprise yourself with the heartbreak. Guy why would you surprise yourself going thru ur "girlfriend's" messages. Do you think she is stupid enough to put all her eggs in your basket? Tomorrow when you choose to dump her, where will plan b come from?

If unfortunately you have one way or the other surprised yourself, always remember that you have not exchanged rings. That makes the case easy, Find your way. Love is not, and can never be, by force. I know this is not a popular opinion, its definately open to debate.

dragnet:

If I'm to replace your trackball, it'd cost u N1,700. . .or lets just say 2k ! . . .mail me lets fix a date. . .dragnet5050 at gmail

thanks for being very straight to the point. I'v done u an email, please follow up.

HI all,
I use a BB 8310. It fell and suddenly developed a problem with the trackball. It's no longer moving smoothly and when you click with it, it just continues clicking. Anyone with an idea of where i can fix this and how much it will cost me?

newcreatio:

How does an IT pro who surfs a lot and encounters sites where he is required to create an account and
over the years has registered with many usernames and passwords. How do u manage remembering all of those details or does he
just use an almighty username and password on every site he visits?

I want to know because that is a dilemma.

i bet that is why you are an IT pro. You are not permitted to store passwords anywhere except in your head. This is what I do, for my office servers which i administer, i have a set of passwords i use, for websites and external emails, i have another. For secure sites, i have another set. Now it depends on how many passwords you consider a set. Using the almighty password is really not advisable. If it is compromised once, you are screwed. So, it's your call.

the site is a time killer. I had to block it in our office during work hours when it was obvious people wern't working.

tunde300us:

@MIKESLEEK:wats the bandwidth on dat dedicated sir?

you mean that of IWAY?

Djcn:

@mikesleek pls what is the cost o the banwidth. I really tired of my dopc subscription.

for cyberspace, dedicated access is about 170,520k per month unlimited download. There are cheaper options in the market. You have iway which is about half the price for dedicated but comes with a 4.5Gb download limit. But since i started out with cyberspace, i've known no downtime.

true talk. Check your video drivers!

Whats the arguement and ig english speaking all about. Basically, one can change IPs that is not in contention at all. But in senegal or where ever, they have cybercafes and dependent on where the ISP of the cybercafe is, the IP follows suit. If i get my service from Gilat, then there is greater posiblity my IP would be from Isreal. But for the records, i'm sure we all the the email was a scam email, so don't look a second time at it. Tracing users to PC in africa and Nigeria especially is a 60 to 40 chance. Good enough, the introduction of personal internet modems and GPS is helping to curb that, but those who cannot afford to get these still use public terminals like cybercafes. So please remind me, how do you trace them, by IP?

we used used their service in our office and all we kept on getting was increase your bandwidth. They are saturated and should make do with what they have already. For good service, you have to pay good money. That is not disputale. We are presently with cyberspace and they really are doing a good work, we are on 256/64 dedicated and not even a single complaint. Remote access works ok, exchange is perfect, all my servers work perfectly well!

i use Windows 7 and i'm using MTN fastlink. So compatibility is not a problem.

i never said so, but have you not realised that with one license, you can license at least 10 computers? Go this way and save your ass. The question will be is it pirated or not? This V guy from MS Nigeria came to my office and the issue of Piracy was discussed with we in IT (a follow up from the partner University program of 2years ago). They really are out for the screws but if you really are a professional IT guy, you should know there are many ways to kill a cat. Even MS recomends them!

@Dual Core, nice thinking bro! Nice thinking.

hi, just saw your post. Which of the forefronts, TMG or Exchange? You may do me a mail : michael AT beta-computers dot com

That exactly is what you need bro. Look around you, not on site.

Engr, continue the good work jare, once again, thanks for unlocking my modem!

you are not expicit in your explanation. What ip addressa re you pinging? that you are having a reply of about 250ms does not mean you are having broadcast. so be more specific. Send us screen shots if you can. For security reasons you may send to my email mmonwuba (at) hotmail.com.

mama-gee:

If I were a man, I would rather die than watch my wife get despoiled.

easy to say, but come to think of it, the thought is crazy

well, like earlier said, if you can setup terminal service in ur network, starcomms would work perfectly well. You just ensure people are not doing downloads.

if you get to the add printer wizard click next, select add a printer located on this computer, click next, click on create a new port and then click standard tcp/ip port. Im sure at this point you are now familiar with the remaining steps.

because its a network printer you have to add the network node on the system. Searching for it manually will not suffice. go to add local printer the create port, select network port and next next solves the rest. Im sleepy so in the morning ill give u a detailed breakdown.

@all, please always read posts before you reply!

Aj_7:

Hi i have problem with my screen. Its a HP Pavillon 6315. i gave it to a frd and got it back with my screen having veritcal bars of different color. i can only see my desktop via a small opening on the screen.

there is 80% possibility the laptop fell hence the screen has gone bad, since you say it has vertical lines of differnt colours and you can only see thru one part of the screen, the screeen needs to be replaced.

da-whizkid:

I have a HP 530 laptop using XP. It has these problems;
1. When I plug in the Charger, the Charging Light goes Off an On Interminently.
2. The Battery level reduces rapidly.
3. I went to use it in a Cyber Cafe. The Cafe attendant said the LAN Driver is not installed. How can I install it? Help me Plz!

for the intermittent on and off of the charging light, try another laptop charger on it and see if it continues. If it does, then the charging port is bad. For the lan driver, visit www.hp.com click on driver download, enter your model number, select xp and download the driver. that should take care of your challenge.

Kay-baba:

is there any way someone can upgrade from operating system SP PACK 1 TO PACK 2 window xp without formating

just go to microsoftwebsite, download service pack 3 for xp and apply the patch to your system . It is an exe file so just double click and install. no need to format the system.

clem2love:

Good day miksonic,

sorry i have this hp pavilon which is working properly before but now it develope a cam fault,

the cam do work anymore, what can i do?

why are you sorry you have a faulty hp? what kinda cam fault is it having?

@poster, what is the config of your system?

from my knowledge, that error usually comes as a result of a virus attack. so if you have scanned your system with updated antivirus and your system is clean, then you are good to go, else go scan you machine. ====although that will not remove that error, but it takes care of the cause====