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Watching this op in 3d glasses

Why are the APC guys going bananas over J.K, he has not even started his campaign una don dey shake

KEEP CALM J.K IS OK

Let there be Str@ffin!!! Mmbok

#PDP #GEJ #2015 #EMMM..

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Here in Africa, Nigeria to be precise, Lagos to be more explicit! Ladies think it’s really a crime to ask guys out!….(not unless his father is Dangote or a senator or one very wealthy Alhaji Danburuba 1 of one remote autonomous community!)….but guess what?….you guessed it!…..MANY OF THESE LADIES END UP REGRETTING NOT ASKING THAT DREAM GUY OUT WHEN FALSE ROMANCES TURN SOUR!
They now be like ‘how i wish’……. and I’m like……… i wish you were more sensible! lol…..the fact is this, all over the world, romance always feels better when there is sufficient reciprocity between both sexes!
Meaning, don’t always wait for him to come first! really,. And that’s the truth! He might not even fancy you till you dare make an attempt!
THE FACT IS: A Billion reasonable guys worship girls who have the courage to ask them out! (Me inclusive) not some Nigerian girls that believe it’s always a guy’s dying responsibility to always do so and even call! For crying out loud most Girls DON’T EVER CALL THEIR BOYFRIENDS! They wait till whenever he calls! (what if he had an accident while you waiting all day?)
Most romances in Lagos to be precise are all financially based and that’s why there are loads of heart breaks here! Why cry? It’s his money you loved in the first place! Now another girl who also loves his money and does him better than you just came on board and sweetheart…….YOU ARE SO EXPIRED LIKE A LOADED MTN CARD!…simple!
I know at least five couples with kids who have been married for at least 10 years and guess what?………the woman made the first move! so ladies, before you clock 40 and start going to Pastor T.B Joshua for a divine husband,…..please apply this tips for yourself and rekindle your love!…and not say someone in the village is witch crafting you from getting married!

HERE ARE WAYS OF ATTRACTING YOUR MAN! (NO TIME!)…………ENJOY!

1. The Power of Scent
The scent is one of the most powerful subconscious influences that affect our judgments. The scent is one of the most powerful subconscious influences that affect our judgments. In a survey 89 % of the men revealed that the scent can enhance the attractiveness of a woman. 55 % of those polled men went a little further and admitted that they would get amorous with a woman just because of her appealing scent. Do you believe that? You’d better do! Everybody who has seen or read “Perfume: The Story of a Murderer” would know what I’m talking about.
The scent is one of the most powerful subconscious influences that affect our judgments about the other sex. The way you scent is a vital factor of your success in seduction. You can compare it to pheromones in the animal world. A woman can enhance her natural pheromones by using aromatherapy oils like sandalwood, rose, ylang ylang, jasmine and patchouli. They are known for their aphrodisiac properties. Shakespeare wrote that Cleopatra received Marc Anthony on a ship with perfumed sails. The exotic scent made him fall in love with her immediately. Even that hopelessly that he gave his life for her.
Use a perfume that you like but be careful not to overdo it. Use it sparingly and apply it to your body’s so called pulse points: wrists, behind your ears, in the bend of your elbow, behind your knees and on the inside of your ankles. You can also try to spray the perfume in the air in front of you and walk into the mist. Make your perfume a recognizable part of you. Make your scent imprinted in his mind.

2. Meeting Point “the where factor”
Believe me; the “where” is very crucial to your success. Lagos Babes biko leave eateries alone O and choose places where you can minimize distractions (and ideally competition). You must have his complete attention. Besides, the proper surrounding can be very stimulative. Never underestimate the power of candlelight and the adequate soft music (funny enough it might even be your apartment!)

3. Don’t Reveal it All; Show A Little, But Hide A Little More
There is a certain way how to dress that drives men crazy. And I certainly don’t mean going slutty. This is a turn-off for most men. You need to find a compromise between showing and hiding your womanly qualities. It’s the right combination that makes the secret. I like women, who enhance certain body regions without actually showing anything. Steer clear of the obvious. It is very important that you actually feel sexy. And don’t forget some killer-lingerie and sexy accessories like bracelets and necklaces!

4. Be Super-Confident
Have the confidence of a super-model. Be a woman who knows what she wants and how to get it. Do you know how to do this? But be aware: there is also a thin red line, if you overdo it, you will most likely look arrogant instead of confident. You don’t want that. Nobody likes arrogance. You can start with renewing yourself, get a complete fresh-up: a new haircut, clothes, start losing weight. Never underestimate what a new haircut can do to you. Also watch your posture: keep a straight back and your shoulders backwards, expose your chest. Do everything that makes your confidence boost. Men are very impressed by confidence.

5. Send Signs of Interest
Now it’s time to spread a little hope that the man have actually a chance on you. Send him little signs of interest from time to time that make him come forward:
• Pick some fluff of his jacket (even if there is none!).
• Face him directly and slightly lean forward every now and then.
• Show unclenched hands. Play with your hair or caress other objects.
• Push your fingers through your hair.
• Wet and bite your lips from time to time

6. Touch Him “Accidentally”
When you reach for something, try to accidentally touch his hand. Don’t make it too obvious. Also touch him briefly during the conversation to make a point or when he just made an interesting remark about something.
The secret is being playful with casually touches now and then. This creates tension and also a physical connection. And more importantly: it subconsciously communicates that you’re not interested in “only being friends”.

7. The Power of Erotic Dancing
This one is short and simple: learn how to dance in an erotic way and look for an opportunity for him to see. Don’t underestimate the power of this. Most women love to express themselves on the dance floor. Why not learning it and doing it the right way? There are courses on this, or just go to a club, watch and learn.
This is very powerful.

8. Anticipation Magic
Now, here’s a good one. This is a variation of “play hard to get”, which by the way is a very doubtful thing. If overdone it will harm you more than being of use. Instead, play a little game called “anticipation”. Anticipation, excitement, and tension can be a huge turn-on for a man. Delay the gratification. Make two steps forward, one step back. Create a strong feeling of dissatisfaction in him. A dissatisfaction which can only be resolved by having you. It must never seem to be easy for him.
Make two steps forward, one step back. Contradict Yourself! Use the before mentioned signs of interest, then suddenly show disinterest, ignore him for two minutes. Then start again. Two steps forward, one step back.

Unless say the guy na EXPIRED BACKO CEMENT …..no man can ever be saved from these romance antics! Happy weekend peeps
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The family makes money by being in eastern parlance "Iberibeish"
Here is a how future grandmother, a current mother and role model to iberibeish people generates "internal revenue"
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how old was siasia when he featured for nigeria, did he declare his real age or football age? Fowl N$ya$h

this soyinka man is always at d root of every evil, he camouflages it as good but time always exposes its true nature, now he is pushing for APC, a cankerworm still in its cocoon.

bcomputer101:
Soyinka, Awe et:al

why can't APC controlled states hand over peacefully when they lose, must there always be drama. i wonder what will happen at their national convention. they have always appointed their candidates. what will happen if attiku is dropped? or if buhari is dropped! they will probably make the party ungovernable for Mr. EYES

Pato5: this atiku guy owns almost all the industries in Adamawa.
I like his entrepreneurial spirit.
its better than storing up looted money in swiss banks

He can't take the money aboard, he is on America's watch list. tho he is better than some who just pile up the cash.

They look beautiful but they sound like a diesel generator on wheels!
passed one on the 3rd mainland bridge and i had to slow down and see if the exhaust had problem cos the car looked new.

thank you 991 for the advice. still feeling tired

Bigcake which one concern BRF for this one, can't you be a responsible lagosian and help your neighbor? i no blame you, na the tin wey you dey chop wey make u to dey talk sh*T

tranquility, absolute tranquility.

agege bread @ mai chai

this rarely happens because i stop drinking before it is too late,but this time it came too early now the hangover is so terrible can't afford to waste a whole day. so please does anyone know what to take to reduce or stop this feeling called hangover.

when you no get sense why dem no go slap sense enta ya coconut

Dead line for submission of application is 21th December 2012

Good luck!

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As a part of the our technical team you will be responsible for any or all of the following
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>Test and troubleshoot defective cell phones/ batteries.
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DOES TECHNOLOGY AND GADGETS FIRE YOU UP?
DOES THE THOUGHT OF BEING YOUR OWN BOSS GET YOU EXCITED?
If yes then An exciting opportunity for those interested in working in the Gadgets Repair and Consumer Electronics Service Industry as Fully Certified Cell Phone/ Mobile Device Repair Technicians, Certified Customer Services Specialist or as Certified Service Center Managers

What we offer:
Extensive training that would make you a successful candidate in the Industry.
Globally acceptable certifications
Access to corporate tech support as well as a broad network of other technicians within the system

Job requirements:
• Minimum requirement OND.
• Must be 18 years of age or older and fluent in English Language.
• Basic computer usage and technical skills.
• Some exposure to cellphone repairs is a plus.
• Comfortable with working with people and gadgets
• Applicants who live in the Lagos State.
• Ability to distinguish between colors.

Job Responsibilities
As a part of the our technical team you will be responsible for any or all of the following
>Repair and troubleshoot customer cell phones, iPods, iPads, Laptops, Digital Camera and various game systems (PlayStation, XBox, Wii etc.)
>Be willing to act as a backup customer service person if/when needed. To include customer check-in and check-out, calling customers with status updates, handling customer complaints etc.
>Test and troubleshoot defective cell phones/ batteries.
>Document all work conducted in accordance with the department policies
>Research all parts replaced for cost, availability, and lead time
>Work in a team environment.
>Maintain a clean, safe and organized work area

Send Applications to :train2work@branddirectng.com or careers@branddirectng.com
For inquiries call Trish on +2348174701411 or +2348098197309

He is just being a typical Nigerian, ever ready to switch to the other side, as unreliable as their electricity system
and as ugly as their roads.

Voted For GEJ
wonderful

^ / blind hypocrite, very soon the fruit will ripe and you will have your fill
Tell GEJ to wake up now!!!

SUPER ^>GEJ^>

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see the problem with nigerians! they talk too much
una go talk 4 years or 7 years as the case may be go come pass, una no go do anything.
who told you the population of NL is insignificant? how many people started the Arab Spring? 1 young man and with his effort the arabs are finding their voice with action.
just follow the Facebook link and help Nigeria. we can make GEJ change

, A BREATH OF FRESH AIR AT LAST,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LET ME SEE HOW YOU WILL BREATH FRESH AIR FROM NEXT YEAR!!!!
hapi nu GEJ year

No more subsidy removal

A breath of FRESH AIR!!!

what is wrong with this? if they want to teach boys to ban@*g boys and girls to do girls, then this is no sin!