₦airaland Forum

banmee:
Ok. Substitute calamity with "issue".

what is this ''issue '' you keep referring to. if nature wanted us to be the same weight, we would

dablazor:
If you're being honest, you would not compare the Nigerdelta region with your street in Lagos, they just aren't the same thing.
The Nigerian state lives off the Nigerdelta, without oil money from the Nigerdelta, the nigerian economy could very well collapse, without oil from the ND, the nation's budget cant be fully funded, without oil from the delta, almost all the 36 states of the federation wont be able to pay their civil service, your street in lagos isn't same with the Nigerdelta.
Ever since the discovery of oil in oloibiri, that region has being paying the price at the detriment of their ecosystems.
The Nigerian state lives off the nigerdelta like parasites, it isn't even symbiotic in nature, we take but we don't give that much back.
It would take a lot more than a determined state governor to fully rejuvenate the region, it would take a direct approach from the cash bank not a feeder.

Yes they receive derivations and allocations but no they can't control the explorations, taxations, resources, their lands and monitor explorations, the nigerian state controls all these not their various state Governors, so why wont the nigerian state accept full responsibility?

This system of governance is pure bullocks, its high time we go back to regionalism or the nigerian state wont be at peace, or go our seperate ways, that is the pristine truth.

they can sue for damages to environment. they can tax. they can set up state owned oil company. they can buy land in north for farming. they can buy fishing boats for ocean fishing.so much they can do but instead you defend incompetence and magaRity. more power to you you hear.

SWG25:
Because Nigeria runs a unitary system of government. Are you satisfied?

how is having governor's and senators a unitary govt.

sanandreas:
Diasporans please come and contest for elective position in Nigeria. You may help in restructuring Nigeria. We are tired of Nigerian made politicians.

Wetin do you

Flexherbal:
But, you can deny SS of their oil.

who denied them. make dem too go buy oil bloc like everybody else. abi Augustus aikhomu, Jonathan, dizzy dem no be dia ppl. Abi ayiri emami na Fulani. abegi mowu hia word joor. oyel ko oyel ni. na fire and brimstone be una portion. just wait. we go soon arrange super Tucano for una

[quote author=hasyak post=46189601]10 TYPES OF WAILERS

--If wailing is our last resort after an election loss, we must do so with sense-- PRINCEWILL CHIMEREZE

As we celebrate this Government's one year in office, It's also an Anniversary for the wailing wailers. For those who don't know, The wailing wailers are sore election losers who has continued to wallow in the pain of election loss thereby clouding their judgement of the present administration and making them attack the government unnecessarily. They were christened "Wailing Wailers" by Presidential aide; Femi Adeshina.

Before I list the types of wailers in Nigeria, I must point out that criticism is different from crying due to election loss or attacking a government without any cogent reason but just to oppose. Below are the types of Wailing Wailers in Nigeria.

1. THE ELECTION LOSERS: This ones can't forget the 2015 Presidential election which their hero lost. They believed their hero was unjustifiably removed and they must fight for him. They roam about the Online space shouting 'Jonathan is a hero' as if we dey drag "Mr. hero" with them. They defend him at every given opportunity and rain abuses on anyone who talks about the mindless looting that went down during his reign. This ones wants to make sure they show Nigerians how their decision to vote in Buhari was a Mistake. So they see nothing good about this present administration. They ask this administration to stop blaming the former government . If this administration don't blame them who will?

2. THOSE WHO HATE NORTH: this type of wailers do not see anything good in the government just because the President is from the northern part of the country. They litter our cyber space with such illiterate lines like 'Fear North' 'The problem of this country is North' etc. They jump on any ethnic issues to show how low they are. The solutions for this kind of people, i don't know. They cry victims at any given opportunity and accuse North of being the architect of their problem As if Namadi Sambo who ran with GEJ was not a northerner. Their only solution to the problem of the country is to divide it and let North be on their own. The eronously believe the North won't survive without the South. But they never cried for this When GEJ was in power. Wail on wailers. Waiiiilllllllllll!!! .

3. RELIGIOUS BIGOTS: This ones are the most pathetic, senseless, and bunch of illiterates. This ones started during the build up to the presidential election. They continued till this day. To them this administration wants to Islamize Nigeria. They litter the online space with nonsense like, "The president wants to Islamize Nigeria" They hate the President cos he is a Muslim but will support Dasuki and Saraki. And you begin to wonder what remedy will be best to cure them. But unfortunately none. Their leaders are Femi Faani Kayode, Fayose etc. May God help them.

4. IPOB MEMBERS: This group have no direction. They remembered they need a country because the last administration was booted out. They sow seeds of discord and hatred in anyone they come across. They have created different online platform to deceive themselves about an imaginary country. This online platform only spread lies and hate messages about APC and Buhari. And you begin to wonder is it by spreading lies about Buhari and APC that you will actualize your struggle? This ones insult you when you don't agree with them or when people like me oppose them from involving the South south from their misery. Well, this group should continue at least an Imaginary Russian President holding their flag has backed them.

5. THE ETHNIC BIGOTS: This ones are similar to the Religious bigots. Their problem is that their region is not the ones at the Zenith of Nigerian leadership. They blame other regions for their woes as if those regions also elected their leaders for them. They only look out for religious coloration in any issue. Any appointment, they will scrutinize it as if it's their exam note or Textbook to find out how many Northerners and southerners are in it. They DOUBTED chibok girls kidnap but believed Fulani herdsmen massacre in Agatu. To them anyone from their region in this Present Government is a sell out, traitor and an ''efulefu'' as my people will say. How low can a people get? Their leader is FFK, a man who insulted them before. Well this group, their case is With Tb Joshua.

6. THE ONES THAT NO LONGER SEE GOVERNMENT MONEY: This ones, when i see them i rub salt on their injury. Their anger is that stolen money from the destructive party the PDP is no longer coming. The border was opened for them to import every irrelevant thing to the country and now its been closed. To them economy is moving as long as they make money even in "Unfriendly economic" way. They litter different blogosphere with such illiterate lines as 'Bring back our corruption' 'There was corruption and bag of Pure water was bla bla bla and one begins to wonder where this people crept out from. They are the anti corruption fight foot soldiers. They have benefited so much from share the money attitude and now its like their life is going to be paused by the "New Sheriff in town" .This ones their wailing will be too long to measure because tougher economic decisions will be made for a better Nigeria.

7. THE ONES THAT JUST HATE APC: This ones link everything that happens to them to the APC. They scream "Government of lies". "What do you expect"? This Government gave the former a robust and sound Opposition that every Nigerian saw the Need for them to go. To this ones, if APC was not formed they would have still remain in power. They litter our online space with such lines as "A Party built on lies" "A party of deceit". And when you ask them how truthful their PDP was, they become Dumb. They believed APC used propaganda to get the presidency and they must revenge it. By calling APC names? They should continue.

8. THOSE WHO JUST WAIL: This ones are just like those Girls who had no option but to watch football match with their boyfriend and just have to support his club whether they know what the game is all about or not. They just join to wail maybe for 'likes' from fellow online users or just not to be seen as deviating from supporting their family members, ethnic group or friends. This ones retweet others, like their posts and also fearfully insult the government without any reason or direction. Well, this ones will realise themselves one day. I use to behave this way before i decided be well grounded in economic, political and other National issues.

9. THE ONES THAT HATE BUHARI: This ones will remind you how he never allowed them to come out of their mother's womb during Buhari's first stint at the nation's top job in 1983. How he jailed their family for running drugs, how he hate other tribes and all other unsubstantiated issues. They can't believe he won the election after their campaign of hate and calumny. They are the ones who keep asking for certificate of the President till date. Him go bring the certificate una hear? Wetin una wan usam do? Make una no take una life do better thing. Awon omo rada rada.

10. THE ONES THAT WILL INSULT THIS WRITER: This ones are just helpless. They think insulting those who oppose their unexamined stance on this government will increase their bank Account or Popularity. They wonder why people like Soyinka, Falana, Bakare, ezekwesili, other known vocal activist are not speaking out against this present government. And you begin to wonder what should they speak against in one year? And considering our present economic problems. They should join them in calling the President Dullard? Well, this writer welcomes insults at least it makes me know how ill trained some people in this age are and am ever ready to put them where they belong.

Which of the wailers are you or which one do you know? Use the comments box to tell me about it or disagree with what I 've written above. You can share and invite your friends to come and tell me what I don't

keep calm. 2019 is coming. their eye will clear then when we hand over to jagaban

banmee:
And here what you don't understand. No matter the kind of vehicle you have for example, accidents will always happen that will claim a life. Be it a jalopy or a new car. Which would you rather have though; a new car or a lemon? Bad shiit will always happen but common sense will always prompt us to go with or do things that will limit calamity. I hope you understand the analogy.

nope. I don't see how fat woman is calamity

ojuolu:
this country is fast becoming a jungle where everyone is a the law and court. We arrest, prosecute and sentence offender and even applied the punishment by ourselves. This is sad. The acid is suppose to be for the husband and not the side chic because the guy will simply move on to the next side chic.

yeah until these foolish women jam side chick wen craze wen go show den say no be only married woman sabi where to buy acid for market

banmee:
The only reason you think African women/marriages don't have fidelity issues is because the African woman is basically a slave. The oyinbo's are kittens compared to an African man as regards fidelity. What can the African woman do? They are made to take any and everything. Have you seen the divorce laws in Nigeria? Exactly, it does not exist. If there were enough protection for women in Africa, you would have a different opinion.

you don't get what he's saying do you? even with all the law and all the skinniness, white men still cheat. so cheat no be by fatness

onyekachee:
rita dominic,Dakore should be on the list too

those ones sef de overdo propaganda.

irunooboo:
What kind of name is "DANKU MALAYSIA"? obviously a yahoo boy got her pregnant so the need for this. Only God knows the age the girl start to dey fuuuck for them to push am go marry at 17. Useless ashawo that should be in school don sabi dick at 17. I pity this useless generation of girls

how many wen go school don marry?

mrvitalis:
A 17 years old girl should be in the university chasing her dream and not in a man's house as a wife, this is bad and must be condemned

which dream? make she come de look for husband at 37 ba. let her chase her dream in her husband's house. man scarce nowadays for educated women

ugohemma:
hmmmmm my brothers dem sell their birth right as if na 1 kobo worth

we know u want approval , why dont u save us the crap.

Tinubu the founder of Apc did not utter this kind of stateemnt. And This One From No Where Just Sold His Soul For A Ticket He Knows Its Useless In Aba

abeg which ticket again.abi senate president and sfg no do am again?

Baawaa:
A tree cannot make a forest

yes it can

MrDavidson:
Yes!!! That's right. The FG has been patient enough. Now is the time to show that the sovereignty of this government cannot be toyed with. Just imagine that we'd chosen to dialogue with BH, we would have had to be earmarking billions of naira every year for amnesty for both real and 'fake' terrorists. But BH is having it hot now and we're even turning down their overtures for peace. Same should apply for these prideful militants.

bh no get ground to stand on(mumu ideology),avengers can slap nigerias balls(oil infrastructure) that everybody feels(politicians and voters)

after dem don hammer na now dem know say make peace reign ba.dia fada

vizkiz:
just 10,000 and you are shouting...let me tell you what I faced in eksu you will know this is just a child's play

Bro I will suggest you better look for the money and sort your sister out...this country is so corrupt beyond repair anytime soon and stuffs like this are not being taken serious.

I know this because when I was facing a situation similar to this I and some others went to report the case at the ministry of education and inform them about the challenge we were facing when the news got to back to the institution, they became furious and even added more money to the "theft" and even delayed our certificates for months after

it's sad to see ppl capitulate like this.i'd rather pay goons to treat the vc's fuckup.

MedKen:
What a joke.....a high profile case whose outcome will define alot of things.

saraki not my man o but money is talking.why buhari needs to change tactics in fighting corruption

rawpadgin:
shut down the internet? becos the girl is fat? not surprise tho, wit this size she's capable of shuting down the whole world. to lift his bae up he had to support her wit wall. #teamslimgirls

I checked. no touch wall

vizkiz:
The funny thing these dumb Nigerian celebrities yeyebities don't understand is that these things they post online really goes a long way tarnishing their image...

Hardly will you see American "Grade A" celebrities acting like fools online...because they have too much reputation to protect.

Modified****

For those quoting me, I am talking about high standard/high class celebrities like Kelvin Hart for instance not thugs and sluts like Tyga and kim kardashian

apart from rmd and maybe Genevieve which of them is high class among them. no be local shampion dem all be

Amanwulu1:
pls whr can they b found?

you nko

lovesmile16:
Ya

may God be with you and your decision

lolaed:
Aren't the likes of Ajimobi products of these schools?

Corruption is the bane of our development. Let's cut cost of governance and have a strong political will and see if the schools will not be sustained.

these schools not these teachers

lolaed:
You are not a considerate person and you obviously are highly uneducated. That you speak English doesn't translate to intelligence.
You are promoting Child slavery at this era? please be ashamed of yourself.
Do you even know what Millenium Development Goals are?

no i am.
what i am not is unrealistic.
the whole naija budget no reach harvard own alone.
we have to sacrifice some for the greater good.
no matter how mean it sounds,it is the only way as a result of our elders lackadaisical attitude to leadership.
now we have to make some tough decisions.
is it not better to organise 1 week fish farming training that will feed them for life than quarter baked 6-3-3-4 that they will be roaming the streets not able to spell properly orwrit cv or simple application letter

ErnieSmallzz:
[b]odikwa Risky oh, i have said my own sha, cos u won't b dere when his spinalcord break[/b]

na wheel barrow you mean.nothing do cowgirl

byrron:
Truly Pathetic!

Amazon's memorial day sales is still on, go get urself a brain now with their discount coupons.

hahahahahahaha painment.

you think empty stomach is the worst that can happen ba.don't worry you will soon learn

lolaed:
So they should get nothing instead and become almajiri and street thugs?

Aren't there other meabs of ensuring quality education?

Ask how it's done in Korea, Malaysia and other places where public Eduation have brought about a high level of literacy and technological advancement.

i don't know for sure but i believe korea and malaysia started somewhere not like us that our roofs and floors of schools have collapsed.no serious learning can take place in this our own kind of situation which is very very sad.we have our work cut out for us cos these our elders have put us in one chance

lolaed:
So they should get nothing instead and become almajiri and street thugs?

Aren't there other meabs of ensuring quality education?

Ask how it's done in Korea, Malaysia and other places where public Eduation have brought about a high level of literacy and technological advancement.

they(or their parents) should be moved to farms and factories so we can earn enough to [ay for quality education for them.right now its as if they never went to school when eve teachers cannot read write or reason.

byrron:
If those gibberish you wrote to me is your definition of " Bitter Truth" then I can't help you, Its too late to start schooling you.

truly bitter

menix:
That guy must ve "Amu Ebune" inorder to dig this Rig..

Her stretch mark just fine like Canadian Flag...

na cellulite not stretch mark

ErnieSmallzz:
, somebody pls advice that man not to try Cowgirl se* style with that lady, or else?!!

taa leave dat thing.na im make sense pass.you go use d bobbi suspend am.hit the spot