₦airaland Forum

KillerFrost:
Why is nothing working in Nigeria?

because we haven't suffered properly

greatgod2012:
I doubt if this place is still used.

hian you dunno anything.police can manage anything.it's so sad

MadCow1:
Which kind punishment be that?

community service

GoldCircle:
Are there genuine efforts by Government to put these guys in Check or is Government paying lip service to their threats? Whether by placating them or otherwise, this has got to stop. The government looks helpless!

until we start deploying armed drones,proximity sensors and sss infiltration we are not ready.
its never easy to fight "hit and run" insurgents

SamuelAnyawu:
Lagos is a country inside Nigeria

every state is but they refuse to use their comparativ advantage.(mostly agric and solid minerals)

Zipopo:
https://www.naij.com/841088-see-new-vehicles-will-replace-danfos-molues-lagos-photos.html

this ambo take style get sense o

jejemanito:
Is that all you have to say?

People like you are the reason they say hausa people reason like cows

is he lying.
people like you are why nigeria is the way it is.
you refuse to face reality

castel428:
abi? But is that d way forward?

funny enough,yes it is.
lemme try to explain.
if she gets a job in shell and rises to stella oduah status then she will be reverred cos her knowledge got her there.
beeeeeet nigeria of today o,today o nobody send first class wen no fit get job(i know enough).
in yankee they know first class will bring money for the whole economy(through invention or innovation) so they invest in them.
but as i said we won't even plant tomato or fish or palmoil or rice or wheat or refineries that are sure bankers ,is it first class that may or may not pan out that we will associate with?
sorry but our crude mind cannot think beyond the now.
zero long term thinking.
the first class needs to prove themselves,not by theory but in practice.
go out there and solve a problem and you will be rewarded(just like the politicians who are distributing stomach infrastructure)

legalspices:
Hello fellow NLs, am at a cross road here....I have been dating this Igbo guy for over 5yrs now, am Yoruba tho but we both didn't see it as a barrier what matters to us is the love and connection between us.....he is well known by my family and accepted too but the problem is his parents...his brothers and sisters are indifferent about it...but his parents frowns against any of them marrying outside Igbo...his kid sis is over 30 and still single cos of this issue.


Wont I be treated like an outcast?? My kids?? Whose MIL or FIL doesn't show up for their son's wedding?? She won't show up for my 'omugwo'??

A part of me thinks I can handle the situation, but then another part is asking me to move on.

Words of advice pls....I really love this guy

ask him to choose .
his reaction will tell you which side he is on.
and go and beg the parents so that you will know their reason and you can try to assuage their fears.
or "bribe" them(with good wife behaviour) cos a parents have huge influence on their kids

Esseite:
Welll... we all saw the posters and bill boards.. and welcome campaigns... do we really need all that in a time of scarce...

What was the purpose of the whole charade?

Buhari was welcomed to lagos during campaign with multitude of people...

How many people were at TBS for the commissioning?
APC needs to get back to the drawing table..

fayemi did not charade.
he lost his re election.
got it?

IkpuMmadu:
Advice is when we know the truth in our heart yet we want to be told something else


Madam,marrying him is one thing and fighting the war that will come is another


In Igbo land ....you don't just marry a man you marry the family. Can you stand the hit...what if trouble comes in the marriage ..who do you run to? We know that trouble comes in the marriage. How will you feel if your mother in-law isn't talking to your mother


Get ready for the war
Left for me stay away and don't marry that dude

Love isn't enough in marriage ....the main thing is compatibility and it seems culturally and psychologically you guys lack it


This is to avoid had i known



Will you be able to join umuada
Will you be able to identify ogiri isi for his mother
Will you be able to tuo nja
Will you be able to re ure for umunna



Think well don't let prick do the thinking for u



That's all

na true sha

IkpuMmadu:
Love isn't enough in marriage

Move on

What if your son disobey you in future


He isn't the only man ....there are tons of Yoruba men that will marry you


Take this advice

so she should continue the tribalism with her son ba

castel428:
Injustice To The Best Graduating Student Of Usmanu Danfodiyo University Sokoto.

Recently it has been trending over the internet about academically outstanding students who backed first class in different Universities with an overwhelming CGPAs. Some of them like IMSU and UNILag first class graduates are very fortunate to have received adequate media attention and corresponding rewards from their School and corporate bodies which they unequivocally deserve because it is not an easy feat.

Unfortunately the reverse was the case for the 2012/2013 academic set first class graduate of Applied Chemistry of Usmanu Danfodiyo University Sokoto in the person of Miss Stella Chinelo Emelife who turned out to be the overall best in not only her faculty but in all the faculties of that academic year, backing a CGPA of 4.86.

Universities have been organising their convocation and recognizing their best graduating students, giving them employment offers, scholarships, cash,cars etc. Nobody heard anything about Usmanu danfodiyo University because it was nothing to write home about from we the graduants point of view. This is how it happened:

This prestigious University recently organised their 32nd, 33rd, and 34th convocation on March 19 2016 where the likes of Tinubu, Governor Ambode, Oba of Lagos, Fashola, and host of other dignitaries graced the occasion. Miss Stella was also invited to come and receive her award, but the convocation later turned out to be a political affair which wouldn’t have been an issue knowing what convocations are like in Nigeria just that in this case it was all about conferring Honorary Doctorate Degrees to those invited politicians. Miss Stella and other Graduants were totally ignored, they were left to sweat in their convocation gowns while they feebly clapped and cheered the politicians. It was a total mess.
Finally after the day was almost gone and some graduants have left in anger, the M.C merely rushed through the names of graduating students only pausing briefly to mention “the best graduating student of 2012/2013 academic session is Miss Stella Chinelo Emelife. Congratulations”. We were expecting some kind of standing ovation and Stella mounting the podium to collect her award but just like in a movie the M.C continued calling the names of other first class graduates of various departments!

After the event she was called and given the sum of fifty thousand naira (50,000) but her recognition certificate was not given because it was yet to be signed by the V.C. No employment offer, no scholarship no recognition was given to this young lady. Despite all she passed through, all the persecution yet she came out as the over all best, the first female non Hausa Christian to achieve such academic feat in Usmanu Danfodiyo University. It is now I know why this University which is also my alma mater has not attained national recognition which it much deserved because the school does not recognize its graduates. There are lots of intellectuals this University produce every year but none are recognized. In other university Miss Stella would have been automatically retained coz no sane institution would want to lose such academic asset.

I use this medium to call on the management of Usmanu Danfodiyo University Sokoto, the government, corporate organisations to do something and correct this injustice and indifferent attitude meted out on this young lady and let the right thing be done. Let tribalism not cloud our sense of judgement.

below is her pics and her result.
.
Please mods, help show her to the world.

who her first class hep?as in seriously,who?
politicians will donate millions,what will she donate?

mcgaius:
Are you saying that an 18k minimum wedger doesn't have a generator and with no light situation cannot consume 100 of pms or buy tomatoes worth 3500 naira in two weeks?

if you are earning 60k and you have a generator you deserve to suffer maximally not to talk of 18k.there is a reason they call it"i pass mt neighbour".
when you do pass your power cos you worried what people will say ,you deserve whatevr you get.
200 naira a day is equal to 7300 naira a year that you can invest in tomato or snail or plantain or garri(assets)
gen that will give you light to do what exactly(liability)
you spend beyond your means to watch telemundo,nta(looting news) or premiership(70 per week at viewing centre).
then i can never pity such a person.
you chose to suffer with your own hand.
why yoou buy private jet,shebi all men are equal by your argument.
so your neighbour making six figures is using gen,you ma sef must keep up with the joneses.
this is why white man said mathematics should be a compulsory subject and why you are asked to solve word problems a and aptitutude test.
unintelligent people will remain poor for the most ppart

chimere66:
Nawa!It is nt easy to rule

nope thats why majority prefer to be critics.

tonio2wo:
An 18k minimum wager should know his limits, and live within it! what d heck is he doing with 100litre petrol?

period!!!
if we say common sense is not common na,his fans will start displaying their lack of home training.

oduastates:
This man impresses those who are naturally predisposed to his childish/low IQ antics .
this man is a senator for Christ sakes . He should be preferring solutions in the National Assembly.

I will end up by posting the characteristics of the dumb supporters by borrowing from a blog post on trump


This man speaks Like A Third-Grader. Do you know why he’s appealing to stupidd people? Because he speaks their language. He uses small words and short sentences, and has the general thought process of a child in the third grade .Maybe the fact that he “talks plain” appeals to you, but shouldn’t a senator be pushing bills in the NA ?

it is what it is.
if e easy,you do it and show your superior senating skills.
you all sit down and thumb yor noses at everything.who e hap?
until you ready to step up to the plate,childish people with balls will rule you.
if you like vex,won't change a damned thing.
no be one mumu de serve ponmo,de cut fish and his people love him like that.

chei, well my own na sai baba till whenever. hopefully 2023

DiAmOnDrUbY:
1. “You look familiar.”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/na-so.png

The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence.


Lalasticlala

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what do you want him to say before. see mumu.then go con now De complain say dem no see husband

goldbim:
.chai,that seems mean..how can you publicly say someone looks like a cow even if she's not an entertainer??well,he who lives in a glass house should nt throw stones......cynthia morgan'll soon dig up his dirts of begging for nnudes too.#enoughsaid# .

doesn't she look like a cow

Lordtrillion:
Lol, For your mind bah

yet to fail me. all tat I will, comes to pass

keypad1:
please explain more. I dont really understand this

they don't like salt or copper and kerosene(but that evaporates and is expensive unless with engine oil )you have to dig a trench round your farm though(thats a lot of engine oil o)

deteb:
Please I have been looking for where to buy this 1 inch strip of copper. Can you help me out?

ah talk to iron mongers,electricians,nepa officials etc

keypad1:
Last farming snails were rampant in my farms and ate half of my crops. Now this year as the rain keeps coming the snails are now appearing from no where.

How do i deal with this situation?

line the perimeter with a 1 inch strip of copper and maybe salt(but you may have to keep replenishing the salt

EmmaAjayi:
For somebody who produces about 8 dozens eggs weekly, how useful will it be for him?

you buy 90 na.

Bitos:
I'm actually referring to a mini power tiller, be it petrol or diesel engine-powered, and not a two-wheel tractor (or walk-behind tractor as some call it). Something as shown in the pictures below:

whats the differencce

world1:
Human brain is so smart than any other thing in the world.... you can see a farmer spraying his onion farm using a bicycle and tank fitted at the back side. This guy has saved some money coupled with him getting fit while getting the job done.
This is a simple innovation that can be replicated or improved upon, so let's try out.

have you ever seen an unfit third world farmer

plaetton:
Lol.

N500b for tomatoes, while the the entire budget for agriculture nationwide is N29b ?

Is this what they call ADVANCED MATHEMATICS or MODERN MATHEMATICS ?

i am a buhari fan and fashola supporter(may he not fall my hand) and understand the need to ally with tinubu but this coon(he's from my state btw) is on his own.na so 500bn dee easy to allocate.even dasuki no fit try am(tomato fa,not rice or wheat or palm oil,tomato

Lordtrillion:
There was a young business woman, whom we will call Jessie, who had a thriving buying and selling business which had been yielding fantastic profits for years. She would travel to Dubai, America, Paris to buy goods and would sell and make eye-popping profits back home in Nigeria. She was rich. But she wanted more. She wanted change. So she prayed and prayed for change, telling God that she wanted her business to grow more under a new government. She prayed and added change to her prayers. And God shrugged and accepted her request.

And God gave her Buhari.

There was a young banker, who we will call Momah, who had a good job in a bank and as a financial worker, could see the growth patterns of the economy and the daily volume of cash flow in his branch. He had a wife, could provide for his family, summer holidays for years with his family abroad and he even ran some private businesses on the side. But he felt it could be better. He wanted more. He wanted change. And he prayed and wished and screamed for change, screaming to the high heavens for change. And God heard, shrugged and accepted his request.

And God gave him Buhari.

There was a bureau de change operator, we will call him Haruna. He ran a successful forex business and also had a chain of private stores in his region. As the Nigerian economy grew all through the years, he saw his business grow as well. But he was restless. He felt someone else could do it better for the nation. Someone closer to him by spiritual beliefs, regionalism, and personal ideologies. So he prayed to Allah for change. He prayed more than five times a day. And Allah shrugged and gave him his request.

And Allah gave him Buhari.

There was a people in a country, who experienced prosperity in their lives for over a decade. They watched the economy grow, their industries yield outputs, their pockets filled or sometimes half full with money. The country wasn’t perfect but it had promise. Things may not have been where it should have been but things were certainly not as bad as thought. But a section of the people became consumed by the Israelites-in-the-wilderness complex. And they prayed for change. They prayed and prayed louder than the other section which mumbled supplications. And God shrugged and gave them their request.

And God gave them Buhari.

And now, in God’s sanctuary, as He watches whose prayers will be answered between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, God hears the loud cries of pain, suffering, death and malady coming up to the heavens.

‘Where is that din coming from?’ God asks Archangel Gabriel.

‘From Nigeria, Heavenly Father’ Archangel Gabriel replies with a bow.

‘Didn’t I give them what they cried for last year? Didn’t I answer Joanna’s prayers? And the prayers of Momah and Haruna and the people who cried for change?’ God asks as some Cherubims strum gently on their harps.

Archangel Gabriel replies as he reads from a scroll, ‘ Yes, Heavenly Father. But Joanna has lost everything. No one buys anything from her anymore. Her business is zero. She’s broke. She’s the person wailing in that sing-song right now. Momah was sacked by his bank in June 2015. He can’t even pay his children’s school fees and his business is at low levels. Haruna can’t get dollars or foreign exchange to run his business anymore and is gnashing his teeth. The people who cried for change amongst those who didn’t want it, have suddenly realised that what they prayed for is the same as snakes and scorpions. The stubborn ones amongst them still openly scream that they don’t regret that they asked for this change but in the privacy of their homes, they roll on the floor like Dino Melaye and curse the day they picked their permanent voters cards to vote for change. Many who voted for this change openly have been repenting of their mistakes and openly apologising. Those who didn’t vote for it have just been shaking their heads and hissing. It’s a mess, Heavenly Father’

‘And what do they want again this time?’ God asks in amusement.

‘It’s a Babel of voices, Heavenly Father’ replies Archangel Gabriel. ‘Those in charge of this change seem to have tongues of lies and confusion. They say one thing today and run back to change it the next minute. Even Lucifer is grumbling at the other side that some of those people in Nigeria are threatening his job!’

God laughs and laughs at this.

Gabriel continues, ‘Those who the change movement removed from Power are starting a new mantra which they call ‘change the change’. There is just chaos in that land. Now, both the change people and the other side of the divide are just praying’

God smiles. ‘ Let me attend to the American elections first. After that, I will get back to Nigeria. By the way, who’s this Lai Lai fellow I keep hearing people scream about from there?

Gabriel looks through his scroll. ‘ Heavenly Father, Lucifer would best have an answer to that question!’

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you follow thief the moni ba.
don worry efcc coming for you thieves.
i no see the prosperity o.
na only una yam eaters enjoy am o.
may you choke on the loot

oyo state gwamna don win second term.
no more ambition.
but he di some nice roads in his first term though.
but na looting galore now
and benue is so unlucky with their choice of politicians.
if i get my hands on that state na to jus de share tractor for farmers and invest in fruit processing and transport company
over hammer go worry me
anyway kwara na kuma part of middle belt
will soon takeover