₦airaland Forum

maedan:
We-ell, all I can say is, nice try for the vid but it could have been better. I mean it all looks so contrived. Not like anyone was really having fun. Remember Sunny Nneji's Oruka vid? same concept, more fun to watch. IMO.

haba thatz unfair, SUNNY NNEJI? Come on,

maedan:
Not his best video . That was like my song of the year last year. Big song, small video. I mean the place looked tight (as in crowded, lol). Lots of who's who, but that's the only good thing. There should have been some serious dancing bc hey, that's what real Lagos parties are about.

I guess lagos parries are all about

- alcohol
- small spaces
- plenty of ankara and pranks
- and a whole lot of making out,

or is there more?

My people help me rejoice o!!! My babe checked back in over the weekend o!!! she said her life was miserable without me and bla bla bla bla bla bla blaaaaa. she said she would rather continue to bear with any stalker than not to have me at all in her life, I guess my new year just started. I'm not goin to jail any longer o.

4llerbuntu:
u know what, i think u shld dance to the girls tune.

am serious!! dance to her tune and leave oda girls a bit, just so the info gets across to her and she comes out of the woodwork.

cos believe u me, in a battle where u cant identify the enemy, your 95% certain to lose.

u need to be able to match a face to the game, then u dont react, u get close up to her, then wreak havoc!! not fighting o or drama, the kinda havoc that makes a woman or a person really hate you and their lives, it takes balls and brains


U NEED TO IDENTIFY HER ELSE your ALWAYS GONNA LOSE

a stalker is sick mentally, no other explanation

True word. Thanks.

mindeh:
i feel 4 u cause ave been ever in a similar situation and it hurts real bad.

THANK U O!!!

ole ajibole

ThoniaSlim:
Why do I feel there's something fishy about this story?

well wateva works for you.

madlady:
He's feeling bad, never mind @Poster, better must come. Take it easy.

maybe when i get parole abi dem no get for naija jail?

atilla:
hhm well seems she has broken you, good luck in jail mate

guess she did and datz why i'm gonna send her to her early grave.

thanks peeps. i'm had a meltdown dis morning. the love of my life left me, I would be a convict very soon because I'm about to go kill somebody. no need to relocate any longer or change numbas coz after i'm done i would report mysef to the police, I'm at work right now but i feel like a zombie. just can't wait to get the act done and over with. .


LOVE Y'ALL!!! I hope they have internet in jail so i can still connect with ma nairaland peeps but if not s.h,it happens and life has to continue,

infobut:
This might be a spirit we are talking about.The solution to the problem lies in the cause.Do your homework bro.

bros which homework remain naaaa?

if u asked me this question 5/3yrs ago, I for tell u say F U!! but now? Omo I don dey fear O!!!

kpolli:
simple, tell her u give up n u agree to her terms that u wanna get down, when she comes,
do wat hannibal will do

GOD FORBID BAD THING!! IF I BE YOUR SIBLING WOULD YOU WISH THE SAME FOR ME? THIS KIND OF PERSON CAN PUT AN END TO ONE's LIFE NAAAA!!!!!

Ebonyeyes:
Leave town, delete your facebook account, change your mobile and involve the poilce. SEEMPLES.


I wonder why it took you 5yrs though.

I tot i was strong/tough enuff ma ni o ma sista. I no know say some people get craze pass me!! Now I know that ''omo ti o ba ri oko baba elo mi, o ma ni oko bab o'un lo tobi ju'' (if u never reach anoda person papa farm u go think say na ur papa farm big pass!!)


This one pass me o!!!!

na2day?:
call her ovularia, works every time  

wonderful pet name!!!

Jcob:
Abuna, yssup and coochie.

abuna? WTF wat of abinchi?

OK, I think I would do that,

Tonye-t:
its hard for you to do what?

Hard for you to quit them as friends?

or Hard for you to desist from giving them your gf's number?

Stay alone at home like i do these days. that is what is hard for me to do. I already quit them as friends.

I dont give them my gf's no. they get it from her.

whitelexi:
Dude, u cant get any personal info from glo or zain, etc.

If you use any smartphone that runs on symbian OS, and your wallet is telling u the gospel truth, then for some £2000 i'll write a code for your platform that will give u the exact co-ordinates of her location - rounded to the nearest meter [which is like a foot step away from her] and it will be achieved by verifying from at least 10 satelites. . .  What d'you say?

Are we in business?

Got two fones Nokia E75 and N95. would love to have such a program but at

2000 GBP = N490,000

oluwa mi ero ooooo.

If i had i won't mind it at all but right now i ain't got that kind of cash.

Tonye-t:
She gets your number from your friends right?

she sends death threats to this number right?

she also sends sms' to your gf right?

question: How does she get dis your gfs number? i shouldnt think from your friends again!

I'm sure she does that from them. I have cut dem off but I'm just sayin itz hard for me.

Jaidey-one:
Very simple,
If she wants to have intimacy wit u she'ld probably
1. Keep grinding you wit ha hips if u're standing close to ha
2. Grab your croch
3. Rub ha bosoms against your back (a girl used to do this to me wen i was 17 bt i was too dumb to understand wat was happening)
4. Loosens 1 or two of ha buttons to show her cleavage.
5. Tell you if u're too dumb to undastand oda green lyts.

the doctor is in the house

My people,

RELOCATION [/b]has been on my mind a couple of times but my rent neva due for current haus. [b]''change job'' ain't feasible for now, so itz outta d question. I tried the ''change numba'' thingy but it got so bad that my boss started complaining. she said it is an integrity issue. that i was always callin with hidden numbas and my numbas never go thru again. I don cut off doz friends and doin my own but itz kinda hard coz i love hangin out and chillin wiv friends. the problem sef is i don't which particular buddy/buddies is responsible for this betrayal.

I even want to contact Glo and Zain if they can tell me the nearest base station her calls come from. At least with that I can narrow her down and get a police restraint.

@ raven ,

She said she liked me and wanted to have me to herself alone and I refused. she later told me that I was feeling like JAMB question abi? that it was only a matter of time before she breaks me. and i was like letz wait and see and God knows she is close to making me do something real bad.

@madlady, thanks

@ravenzord
My guy I don try o!!! I av organised boys, elders and threatened her with a lawsuit but she no would so claim innocent before you that wud make you look like a mad man ranting. she would later send an anonymous message makin fun of me that sebi she told me she would continue to hunt me till I have nobody to run to but to her. can u imagine?

I have dis stalker who happens to have a multiple personality disorder - well i guess she does because if you see her you won't believe she is capable of doing d poo she has done so far. Anyways, She is been finding out whoeva i'm dating from my so-called friends and starts haunting dem with different numbas. they get so sick of it and call it quits with me. when they do, i get a crazy backside message from d stalker and dis has been goin on for 5yrs now and I used to laff it off but recently it has started getting weird with death threat messages,  my people fear don dey catch me o.

No by force to do naa. abi? the annoying part is that she continues using different numbers and hence itz hard to trace. Is there anyway to get hold of her coz everybody suddenly thinks I'm a liar. I don't talk about it to anybody but cant deny i'm suffering in silence.

Anybody with correct advise here? Correct people biko respond.

my numba is not-nine-not, dozen dozen dozen-halfbag! i.e. to say 090-12121225 *teeee heeeeee heeeee*

cant remember any weezy line but drake got me drooling with this line from forever

FIRST NAME GREATEST
LAST NAME EVER,

and dat is what he is!!!

not one single good comment on d guy? never knew he was hated dis much!!!

questions like this is the reason why divorce rate is goin off d roof!!