₦airaland Forum

got it on replay for a while now. cool one!! ''ma lo ro pe omo pe iwo nikan loma lowo!!'' We go make dis money jo!!!



#tis naija

Two things to note,

1) Half of the contestants are all Ibo. . .


2)Fiona---Shrek comes to mind instantly. Hope say she no go turn to ogre when she reach miss world competition.


Overall not impressed with the selection. Finer girls dey but dem say na beauty + brains abi? so she must be brainier than the other be that.


Congrats to Fiona all the same!!! wish you all the best.

Only me - Tuface

one of d interns at luth told me that he fractured his skull. .  and even as at the time of arrival, his chances of survival was very slim.

awwwww!! anyways thanks for the link

pannyman:
@milkan05, my point is that people should not expect permanent change to take place overnight, especially when we are talking about a problem that has lingered for many years.

Definitely not. But truth be told, power has improved in my area compared to last year. This doesn't mean that itz the same nationwide but at least for where i stay i know it has improved. My fridge works so well now that the water i keep in the refrigerator compartment of the Fridge near freezing point and has lil specks of ice in it. Compare that to last year when my fridge was always open so that it does not smell since my 'i better pass my neighbour' no gree carry the fridge and I don't have fuel to burn on the big gen on everyday basis.

I will not go on to hail the man Goodluck as a miracle worker but if there is little improvement in my own little space, someone somewhere is working and I guess he does deserve some praise.

pannyman:
Why are Nigerians so gullible?

your point exactly would be?

Instrumentals I need?

Omo dem plenty o but here we have a few,

R2bees ft wande coal - kiss your hand
Durella - My life
Zee World - Tentenbo
Donaeo - Party hard
Terry G - free madness, trowey, sangalow
Dr Sid - Winchi winchi
Darey - style na style

let me consult my library i will come back to request for more. .

I have never voted cause I know our vote don't count but to clear my conscience i would ensure i stand up and vote this time around to ensure this evil does not befall Nigeria again.

Girl : I love you

Me: Yeah right!!! I hear you!

the best name ever - GOD IS STANDING BY ME---- and has been doing that for a very long time!!! I pray he doesn't take a break ever!!!! Infact All my pikin go get that name.

una don start again abi? advise d guy and stop '+'ing---- haba NL?

i think he is lame,

halle berry

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Be quiet, at least Kanu made up his mind to never YIVEUP and he was detameeeened for success. . .

Where is your own success, hater.[/color]

mamagee, warn ya sef o!!! I am detahmeeeeened neva to YIVE UP too!!!! and when my success finally 'laaandeh', nne m me and you will share the ego togeda!!! What do u say to that 'eh'?

Not crazy kinda dumb I guess----
Here goes-
It was a sunday afternoon and I was out playing ball in yard. My sista calls me up and double dares to pick up a metal spring lying on the floor. I felt insulted. "How can you dare me to just pick a harmless looking spring that is not heavy?" i asked. She insisted that I can't pick it up. I went ahead and grabbed the spring but dropped it immediately. IT WAS A FREAKING HOT METAL SHE JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE FIRE!!!! My hand suffered serious burns!!!

The naughty girl knew it and was laughing in this wicked and evil manner

I would have killed her that day if not for my cousin who intervened.

Robotnik:
I feel you bro, but you shud remember kanu as a sports ambassador and acheiver  rather than an actor in the  a Peak Milk ad

OK!!! Props to the dude. At least he ain't no Tiger Woods. HE IS DETAHMEEEENED!!! PAPILO FOR LYFE!!! LION(brave?) HEART!!!!!!

Robotnik:
The guy don make his millions sha, una still dey post foolish stuffs, even beckham that was born in england no sabi english reach King Kanu.
Nairaland is made up of "Bad Belle", Enemies of progress,  psheeew

Guy,  this is no bad belle at all!!! I love papilo too but can't help but laff whenever i watch the commercial!! Just thinking of it is cracking me up already!!! Have u seen it?

Akanniade:
Mock all you can. Alex ferguson speaks with an accent, Beckham does too. Whatever your problem is, the fact remains the guy is blessed. Keep it up Papilo.

God don bless am? YES!!!
I wan curse am? Hell NO!!
Should I laugh when I hear ''I was detahmeeeeeeeeened''? BY ALL MEANS YESSSSSS!!! GO get a life!!!
Na wa o!! Do you want to lie that you did not laugh the first time you saw the commercial?

Oby1:
Na wah o!
Is English your language? There is no language that does not have way of murdering English.

So because English is not my language, I should not laff again? Chineke meeeee. Abegi!!!

Ade - who? well he can concentrate on man city now,

*peak commercial*, I was determined(igbo accent - detahmeeeened)

eagerly waiting for more from the movie 

Recently my phones got missing and hence i remained incommunicado for like a month---- Imagine my surprise when my dad ordered someone to come check me in my office to confirm if I was alright. I suddenly felt so loved---- but laffed at the manner he went about it.

*heartbeat slowly returning to normal beat pattern*

i guess peeps shud be careful when they chose dem stage name----



If i wasn't a Dj i probably wouldn't av heard of him either----

dayokanu:
Do you use pepper spray as perfume?

Dayo no go kill person with laff o!!!! yeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

jagged edge - supehero

i had gf once used to call her 'Akpos'    we used to have so much fun and love but it is a pity it did not last 

so una don disqualify all popular petnames---- what is left? make una suggest sharp sharp, 'beaurifuls'

usher - guilty

plies - she got it made

Falz - Shakara (hexcuseeeeee mee u r shuing shuin gum) love that song

U Ain't Sh|t (feat Loon & G-dep) by DMX

can I drop beats?