₦airaland Forum

23jerryking:
Israel carried 3 heavy waves of strikes on Tehran yesterday alone. There was no sleep for the Iranians. And Aljazeera was all over the event with the reports, it's only on Nairaland that they're winning. Even the chief propagandist writeerNg has been very sober recently but his boys don't understand why.

And you thought the waves was only in Iran? That's the problem with focusing on just one-sided news. Yesterday was definitely the craziest day of the war.

BTW, I don't even understand the goal of this war again. It has moved from regime change to reopening the strait, something that was open before the US-Israeli aggression.

Righteousness2:
So, who was ELIMINATED here in southeastern Tehran?
Rumors are that it was Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, the SPEAKER of the Iranian parliament.


I guess we will know soon…

Isn't this the same person they are rumored to be sending negotiations to via Pakistan?

Lmao

It's like everything just escalated in the last 24 hours. Make this thing no turn World War sha.

LordAdam16:
by the way, we should raise our hands for these voltrons that never die

30 injured, zero deaths
na firecracker land on top their head

the genocidal ghouls no dey even report casualty
all the iranian missiles and drones on their military bases
we are yet to hear about an injury

and e get 🤡🤡 wen dey believe them

-Lord

If you have seen the videos from Hezbollah, you'll understand why Israel have stopped reporting on their casualties.

I'm shocked myself. I think they way they absolved hits after hits without responding during the so-called ceasefire led everyone to believe they were now weak.

LordAdam16:
from associated press



if persia says they're scoring hits
they'll be running their mouth

next thing saudi arabia go run come out say we intercepted all the drones and missiles

dem dey use american soldiers intercept iranian drones

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na these ones one carry themselves enter iran proper where there will be no air defense, however poor they are

-Lord

Don't forget, 99% intercepted

Lots of gbas gbos today. Everybody collect today. Iran collect, Saudi collect, Israel collect, US collect.

The best news is that Hezbollah is now using drones against Tanks

basilico:
Trump playing the psychological war on Iran .

"Did the CIA tell you that Ayatollah Jr. is gay?"@POTUS: "They did say that... I think a lot of people are saying that — which puts him off to a bad start in that particular country." pic.twitter.com/Gd5miHN6vQ

— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) March 26, 2026

What irony is this and how short-sighted are religious zealots ? Who knows ,one of the gay people they have hanged in public might have developed the atomic bomb they desperately needed.
A nation should not run by religious hacks that should be now apparent.




Who supports a gay Ayatollah who hoists gay couples on a crane in full public view?
This would never happen in a western society, no matter how much hate you may harbor for them Russia also wouldn't allow this.

This one fit be mental patient o. Person wey sane no fit dey write like this.

obedience4:
🤡 here are now crying more than the bereaved!!🤣🤣
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I like the girl. Refused to deny that Israel/US bombings killed her cousin. Sure and easy asylum approval which has been her goal

Obedience40:
You should do some research before exposing yourself badly with fictions.

They are Hezbollah territory close to the Litani close to Israeli borders.. The Lebanon military do not control the entire country..you should know this man!!

Hezbollah is both a political and military organisation..they hold swath of Lebanon lands.

strongholds in Lebanon are concentrated in the southern region near the Israeli border, the southern suburbs of Beirut (Dahieh), and the eastern Bekaa Valley. These areas serve as key operational bases for the group, featuring underground infrastructure and entrenched positions, particularly near the Litani River

What the Jews are currently doing is to create a buffer zone between them and hazebolla territory.

Also please Hezbollah shooting rocket into Central Israel isn't news now!! They have done that before..what's the celebration about??

P.s can you attach a link reference relating to the 10 tanks being destroyed..thanks

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All border crossings with Israel are controlled by the LAF and monitored by UNIFIL. Hezbollah having strong military presence close to the border does not mean they secure any of the border crossings with Israel. I'm sure you know that. Don't try to be clever by half. We are talking about the military arm here.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/videos/international/hezbollah-blows-up-10-idfs-merkava-tanks-2-d9-bulldozers-in-south-lebanon-amid-iran-war/videoshow/129818120.cms

https://english.aawsat.com/arab-world/5255455-lebanon-hezbollah-claims-targeting-10-israeli-merkava-tanks

https://today.lorientlejour.com/article/1500897/hezbollah-israeli-army-clash-overnight-in-marjayoun-golani-brigade-solider-killed-others-injured-.html

Let me know if you need more links. BTW the earlier ambush; https://english.almayadeen.net/news/politics/hezbollah-hits-8-merkava-tanks-in-intense-clashes-in-al-tayb

Holiness2100:
President Trump extended Iran’s ultimatum by 10 days.

As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time. Talks are ongoing, and despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

LMAO

sainttwist1:
Hezbollah is winning by losing territories

Iran is winning by going kaboom in iran

😂😂😂😂

Are you intentionally dumb or what?

Israel is invading Lebanon. Hezbollah does not man the borders. The useless army that is supposed to defend the entry points in Lebanon is withdrawing from border areas and army positions and allowing Israel to occupy these areas. You can as well say they are inviting Israel to occupy their country.

Despite these, they have not advanced any further than the areas where the cowardly Lebanese Armed Forces have withdrawn from. I was skeptical at first because in my opinion, this is the weakest they have been in years but Hezbollah as the saviour of Lebanon has surpassed my predictions by inflicting heavy losses that the occupation army has stopped reporting casualties on their Northern adventure.

Let me give you a short summary. Hezbollah is not a regular army. It doesn't control the borders. That is the duty of the most cowardly army ever in History (LAF). That means it cannot stop Israel from crossing the border into Lebanon. It's capability is to use asymmetric and guerilla tactics to slow and punish the incursions which is exactly what they are doing. All these while they are being tackled by the LAF and Lebanese government.

● An ambush today destroyed 10 Merkava tanks and two bulldozers.
● Similar ambush on Tuesday destroyed 8 tanks.
● Unlike their defence of Gaza, Hezbollah is now also firing into Central and Southern Israel, including IDF headquarters today.

You can estimate the human and material losses as only a slight headache like the Israelis do

Kingsnairaland:
She will soon realise USA can make her not to have electricity for many years lol

Stupid girl talking about he would still be alive if IRGC doesn't exist. Was it IRGC that bombed her cousin

"I would be happy if I moved to the USA". We all know that's the end goal. The reason why there are so many Iranian traitors.

obedience4:

This is not your regular Nollywood!

This is the moment Netanyahu's boys raided Lebanon overnight and captured the commander of Hezbollah-allied militia.

It was fast, swift and precise. pic.twitter.com/MziTGrpnkT

— Harmless (@HarmlessHQ) March 25, 2026

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Mr obedience4, WTF is an Hezbollah-allied militia?

LordAdam16:
ghalibaf, speaker of iran's parliament

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it is clear at the highest rungs of the persian echelon

that the yapping about negotiations is cover for a ground invasion

-Lord

Exactly. At least the new leaders in Iran have been uncompromising.

Iraq was a fool to have granted safe passage and ceasefire to allow them leave after they have been shown to always use negotiations as a ruse. Vietnam never did.

Yesterday, the Iraqi government and Army leader referring to the PMF said they will not allow any "entity" to make war decisions on their behalf and will take action against such entity. The US just appreciated them by bombing an Iraqi military hospital hours ago. 7 soldiers dead, 11 injured. Dumb Iraqi leaders.

I will never forgive Iraq for not giving us Vietnam-style chaos withdrawal. Counting on Iran.

mikael11:
BREAKING: U.S PROPOSE 15 POINT PLAN TO IRAN TO END THE WAR

1. Removal of all sanctions on Iran.

2. US assistance in advancing and developing a civilian nuclear project (electricity generation).

3. Removal of the threat of sanctions being reimposed.

4. Iran’s nuclear programme is frozen under a defined framework.

5. Enriched uranium to remain, but under supervision and agreed limits.

6. Missile programme to be addressed at a later stage, with limits on quantity and range.

7. Use of nuclear programmes restricted to civilian/defensive purposes only.

8. Development of existing nuclear capabilities halted.

9. No further expansion of enrichment capabilities.

10. No production of weapons-grade nuclear material on Iranian soil.

11. All enriched material to be handed over to the IAEA within an agreed timeline.

12. Natanz, Isfahan and Fordow to be taken out of use (destroyed).

13. International monitoring and verification mechanisms enforced.

14. Gradual implementation tied to compliance.

15.Additional regional and security understandings between the parties






Iran don win I swear lol

First of all, I have to doubt how genuine this news is.

I don't see a reason why Iran will agree to 6,7,8,10,11,12.

WriteerNg:

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There's no sensible terrorist anywhere.

ISWAP is an offshoot of ISIS, the group he formerly led.

Those are the same people killing fellow Nigerians like you.

I was disappointed in Seun for such a comment. Suddenly praising a terrorist for what he considers a good decision despite the thousands of lives he has been responsible for taking.

I guess tomorrow we will be told to overlook ISWAP AND BOKO HARAM leaders' atrocities while they contest to be president of the Federal Republic.

nedu666:
Mofos talks too much. Always talking instead of acting. Must they announce every thing they want to do

That's my number one problem with them. They always talk in the future giving those Mfxckers time to prepare.

I feel their statements should be more like "yesterday, we conducted strikes against their troops in Gaza".

HolinessForever:
Trump:

“We are talking with a senior Iranian leader, NOT the supreme leader, whom we don't even know if he is alive.”



In other words, Trump is driving the regime crazy... making them start looking for traitors among themselves…

First, they recycled a photo from the man's previous visit to Pakistan as coming from their meeting.

The man himself has come out to deny such a meeting took place. Trump can't even lie in peace

https://x.com/i/status/2036108959417827447

Obedience40:

Footage of Israeli aircraft leveling the bridge over the Litani River in Qasmiyeh, Lebanon. pic.twitter.com/5RZvQzs9mZ

— OSINTtechnical (@Osinttechnical) March 22, 2026

One thing is sure!! After this war ends the Jews will take a piece of labenon... That's fact..Syrian lands bagged..Gaza bagged..Labenon loading!!

In all honesty, I wish they do take more than half of Lebanon.

The Government of Lebanon and most of its leadership has to be the most useless government I have ever seen. The Lebanese Armed Forces also must be the most spineless military ever in history. Even the ragtag bandits we have dealing with here in Nigeria have must balls than them.

Procashtips:
This is actually funny.

You want to use 5k soldiers to take a country of 92m people with majority in support of their motherland?

RIP in advance to these 5k.

That would be in addition to the 50k soldiers already deployed there. So 55k.

The US will continue destabilising countries until countries themselves bring the war to continental USA

FoolishBoy419:
Did you read the part where he was accused of killing 2 police officers? Even if the allegations are false, at least theyve put forward an excuse. The angels fighting Iran have so far killed almost one hundred thousand civilians between 2023 and now with no apology or remorse. Look at the way they've brushed off the murder of 160 school girls as if they were insects.

Many of us do not consider Iran to be a good country. I certainly dont. For me, it's about Iran being a lesser evil than the bloodsuckers seeking to add it into the long list of countries they have ruined.

Don't waste your time on him. He has never supported Iran at any point in time. Na them holiness crew e be.

Freshandfitpod:
The terroristic regime in iran executed a young wrestler for Voicing out his grievance, this just shows that the united States and the Israelis have been right the whole time.

I hereby renounce my support for iran and I will encourage the rest of us to do the same for the sake of humanity

I'm sure Iranians must be shivering at your supposed withdrawal of support as you direct the air defense squad abi.

This motherfxckxer has been a religious extremist for long. Now coming here with useless claims of supporting Iran. Overly-religious people and lies.

This one sef go follow go church one day to dey claim holy holy

23jerryking:
Which of the Natanyahus said this?
The dead one or the AI one?
Didn't a so-called nameless Russian government official confirm his death earlier?
I just don't know what you guys derive from spreading falsehood. Y'all get busted over and over again but remain adamant that you must continue to build on your heap of lies

I have avoided replying to the extremist who first quoted me.

I shared a comment and attached a video proof. Which one of them is falsehood? Are you denying that he said that?

Gospelpreacher1:
Netanyahu:

They talked about hundreds of towers falling in Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, and Haifa - but the towers that are FALLING are in Beirut and Tehran. We have CHANGED the MIDDLE EAST BEYOND RECOGNITION.

Somehow our religious extremists who have been feeding us with all excerpts of Netanyahu interview managed to omit his remarks about Jesus and Genghis Khan.

Righteousness2 , come and update the thread na

🇮🇱 Netanyahu went full edgelord: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan.

Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

Bro… that’s not a flex, that’s a facepalm on steroids.

Israel’s already fighting the global… https://t.co/dRPB075uqZ pic.twitter.com/v1f22wbDIh

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 19, 2026

ariesbull:
Six top isreali leaders from Benjamin to head of security, head of MOSSAD and lots of other leadership has been eliminated

This war is getting interesting.


Just look at The MESS TRUMP CAUASED

Source?

FoolishBoy419:
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump wants no more strikes on Iranian energy facilities after Israel attacked a key gas field, WSJ reports.

If Iran likes, they should believe such. I just dey happy for these new sets of leaders. No negotiations, no discussions. Just tit for tat and collective punishment.

Holiness2100:
If that’s no enough- now Qatar is against Iran. What can I say - it can’t get any better..


Qatar’s MFA:



The Ministry reiterates that the State of Qatar reserves its right to respond.

Let the state of Qatar attack na. No need for long talks

Waiting for this night. Iran has issued evacuation orders for 5 gas fields. Waiting to see if they can successfully bomb all 5.

Price of oil about to go 💥

23jerryking:
And the news is only available on Nairaland 😴😴😴. Una well-done o

I bust out laughing cos na true

Be like na the unemployed lawyer be moderator now. I just dey chop different bans today

On a side note, where do they get all these crowd to attend funerals in the middle of a war?

Seun, why was I banned and my post hidden for saying the fake lawyer should stop quoting me.