Kai. So ibo guys dey here? I-Mannn. Abeg I dey fear hurricane o! I no fit shout.

* Dat one reads----did ur wife refuse to give you p@s&?

Chacal:

You guys are in trouble now. . . . . .
Lemme call Ngozi and Ndidi . . . . .Its going to be IGBO lingua WAR from now on.
C-ya in a bit.

Call dem abeg make some nice sistahs talk 2 us.

Chacal:

@ Debosky & Millena,

It is CONFIRMED: NOT ALL GUNNERS ON NAIRALAND ARE PLONKERS BUT ALL PLONKERS ON NAIRALAND ARE GUNNERS.

I disagree to agree with you on that. Bros U have issues. Slow down.
**Kedu ihe n'eme gi? Inuru mmanya? Nwunye gi ojuru inye gi ile ahu? Kedu ihe n'ewe gi iwe? (U may need an interpreter for those words, but there arent insults. Just questions  )

I-man:

The excuses are mounting!

Who says we cant win without the injured ones? Ask Chelsea how we played em last season at Stamford Bridge with our paper light team. We have fit players in all areas unlike in other situations. Itz just that the bench is razor thin.

Could you paste some pictures please? Where are you located?

They are not fake and goes for 20pounds with discount on bulk at bluewaters just like eldee said. The retail price in Nigeria varies from 6K to 12 K. Guess what? They arent fakes. they are as real as REAL.

debosky:


really I need to see the MANC constitution, it seems persistent idiocy is truly enshrined within.

I disagree to agree with that. Not all ManUres think shallow. Only a handfull do.

Chacal:


@ Millenna,

Raul's goals in the qualifiers is different to this. . . . Every team participating in the EURO 2008 all played qualifiers.
In the UCL, some players didnt play in the qualifiers so why should Fab4's goals count when Ronaldo and co didn't play in this competition.
How is that a fair assessment. Think deep and don't be a retard like others.

I am not a retard and wont be one either. I wonder why it is so difficult for you to understand the technicalities behind this. U mean Raul's goals in the Euro 2008 qualifier's are different from fabregas's goals in the UCL 2008 qualifiers? Do you know that the hosts of some tournaments automatically qualify without kicking a ball? That means that Austria and Switz qualified automatically for Euro 2008 without any form of play whatsoever other than thier staging rights? Does that discredit the scorers in the qualifiers because some people didnt partake in the qualifiers, hence, couldnt score? Think deep dear. That is why there are scorers' chart for the qualifiers and scorers' chart for the main tournament.  Fabregas's goals (the ones in contention here) came in the qualifiers' of UCL 2008 and is summed up in his tally for the season. I know you are not retarded, and can understand this sound principle. Thats why I took the pains to explain it to you.
If you have more questions other than these, dont hesitate to ask. I cant continue to answer the same questions over and over again (from a genius like you).

The most handsome is Taribo West.

Now all ye gunners, lets go 2 d Arsenal thread and liven things up there.

I-man:


Anu ofia!Make you comot that photo for your profile wey dey like say u get yeast infection for face.

I second d motion. Dat face just be like dead body own.

ritchboy:

anyway i'm going to bed.

Hug ur pillow tight. Try and make it to the bar 2morrow and get some Whiskey (I love whiskey) after watching Arsenal demolish em MCity and ManUre falter against em Ttham

@ Chacal
In most tournaments there is a qualifier. The UCL scorer's chart you refer to here is for the UCL proper. That doesnt mean that there wasn't any qualifiers prior to the main competition. Just like Raul's goals in the Euro 2008's qualifiers wont count when the scorer's chart are set up during the Euro 2008 proper doesnt mean that when summing up his goals tally for the season, those goals will not count. That golden boots are given for goals scored in the tournament proper doesnt mean that it is not worth mentioning goals contributions in the qualifiers. And you were wrong to compare Cesc's goals in the UCL qualifiers to RVP's in the Emirate's cup, the reason being that the former came in  competitive games while the latter came in a non-competitive game (friendly). Please get these records straight.

**Why do U guys relish the idea of exchanging insults and curses here? Does that bring out the macho man in U all?

Eddygreat:

Girls using juju on guys is real and works but it depends on u the guy as in it depends on your fate. and your spiritual level. 4 exmple it's not going to work for a real christain guy.

Simple and correct.

angola_g:

Even if Voodoo works, I believe it will not last as what ever comes of the devil is fake and is bound to fade away with time.

Believe me, if you want to or not, juju is real and works. But it is not unstopable. It is fake and bound to errors or submission to higher powers; God's powers being the greatest.

angola_g:


Adeboo,
You will not understand, I mean she is a such a pestering person and more over our houses are close so I am in a kind of fix now.

Kai. U remind me of a girl. I never knew girls could be so persistant and stubborn. Even when I constantly gave this lady the cold shoulder, she kept coming back stronger like say love na by force. And to think that I no get anything in common with her from Adam. Not even a meaningful discussion let alone sex.

saucekid:

if you believe it works,e go work

but between me and you,the tin no fit affect me

Sorry dear, even if you no believe am, e go still work if you arent strong.

ettehgate:

no be jazz de hold man with babe o
na her kini up, kini down, and her kini back
de hold man o

if you even leave her, e go de pain you
when you see another guy de go near her

@Poster
Pastors are men just like you and I. They can stumble. Just like Jesus said "let he who has no sin cast the first stone". I presume you must have stolen something sometime in your life. So, dont judge the Pastor. The good news is that no matter what sin we have committed, God is ever willign and ready to forgive us of our sins once we repent and forsake such sins.

@ dafidixone

Thanks for converting negativity to positivity. It pays to spread the message anywhere, anyhow and anytime.

debosky:

@ Jackal

one comment - Cesc has scored 12 goals in competitive games, but only 3 goals in the UCL, scoring two in qualifying.

The 2 may not count when counting goals in terms of the UCL highest scorer, but are perfectly 'competitive' goals when calculating a player's sum total goals in an entire season

Gunner 1915

Simple and precise. Even retards can understand this. (But there are no retards in nairaland).

Why do you guys just copy and paste stuff which are untrue and try to make it real? Y' all claim to have read the Bible, but none of you have studied it, to understand a single verse in it.
Verily verily I say unto you, "if you concentrate on making yourself a better human, you will discover many truths, Christ inclusive". God never lies. The Bible is His word, written by men of God by inspiration. Hence, the Bible never lies.
***You can never break the Bible. It will break you instead if you try such folly.

@ Alphazee
You sound sick. These posts will get you nowhere. Challenging God will not either.
Please study Acts 4:12. When you dissect it, you will get your clarifications.
Ur reading the Bible isnt utopia. Ask the Holy Spirit who leads in2 all truth to guide you, and you will discover the truth just like Pilgrim1 did. We christians study the Bible unlike church goers who read it.

The injury list is mounting. The injury list on Thursday read: Tomas Rosicky (hamstring), Johan Djourou (groin), Denilson (hamstring) and Robin van Persie (thigh) plus Kolo Toure, Emmanuel Eboue and Alex Song are at the African Nations Cup. Then Manuel Almunia (thumb) and Gilberto (back) had to drop out on Friday. AW has only 14 outfield players for the trip to MCity.

itz all about red!!!

toshmann:

i think it's high time seun started paying me for socialising contributions to nairaland. take a look at the racism threads, and culture threads. there is so much hatred there. all because people don't socialise. we need people like me to socialise across tribe, race, religionto bring the elusive peace to nairaland.

that is why i should be nominated the nairaland person of the year

Bros socialise oo! But make U no socialise near my wifey. Or U go wound o! I am an agressive lover. lol.
But sincerly, we all need to socialise to break some boundaries. It helps.

U know Becks is getting old. Maybe Becks wants AW to make him feel younger so he can play for Capello. **U know no1 does it better than AW when it comes to turning kids to stars.

mukina2:

nay
it takes a lot to be mukina someone apparently wants to be mukina too

no matter what there can only ever be one mukina mukina3, mukina4.mukina5 keep em coming

Original originante Mukina2 talking. <--- Thats for U

Mukina3:

I'm sick and tired of all this

Sick and tired of what?

I last changed mine september 2006. Na when I dey kpoki wella. the brush still fine shaa. Why u wan make I throway am?

debosky:


Once again, the likes of Nic, Traore and Hoyte will look back on this as the night they became men, when everyone wrote them off.

Bros I no go lie you, those three played bullshit. Too much inexperience. They are not there yet; they are not men yet ( in that aspect). But make no mistakes about it, they will be there soon. This is all part of the learning.

2 wrongs never make a right. He would have left the slapping to the crew or the security guys.

Gemini25:

The thing about Nigerians is  that when the dude that was on the phone gets to a foreign land, he suddenly becomes well mannered and well behaved.

No mind them. If they wash toilet finish or sell pepper and garri for yankee; or maybe sell weed small for London carry small coins show Naija, them go dey feel like Obasanjo and Atiku. If they spend 2 weeks them go run commot after spending maybe $2,000 like say na them be Bill Gates.

Me no send them. I can afford to bullshit them 'because I know lots about how Naijas live abroad. Moreover, I no dey lack coins for here.

honeric01:

I am a young guy seeking a second career in refereing football matches in NigeriaN football league. what do i need to do in other to become a ref.? can someone please advice? its not going to be my first choice career but i would certainly love to be a referee.

Bros how much be the pay?

C'mon you can't win all the time. AW has continually stated that the carling cup is for the young lads. You can't blame him for giving them a competition to mature and prove themselves, out of 4 competitions. The carling cup is the least of the competitive tournaments, and the gaffer uses that as a yardstick to test his youthful reserves each season.
Have you all forgotten that MUtd who tried playing their reserves just like AW did, got knocked out at the first hurdle?
C'mon these lads gave their best against a superior and more experienced Spurs. This is a learning curve.  When both teams meet in the Prem, then you can compare and contrast. Even if Barca or Inter or R.Madrid were in England, AW will still play these lads agains their first eleven in the carling cup. Its a lesson. It contributes a lot to their learning curve.
I know it hurts loosing not just a game, but a tournament against old foes Spurs, but some disappointments are blessings in disguise. How many reserves from other teams, not 2 mention the other big 3 can boast of a cup final and a cup semi within 2 years at such a tender age? MUtd lads nor LVPool nor Chelsea can. But Arsenal lads can boast that they have been there, and done that (though not quite sucessfully but near perfection).