₦airaland Forum

prince84:
me i think the person with the phone should be banned from flying forever the person na witch.

Nope. d person na wizard. 

tkb417:
One of my colleagues is fond of not switching off her fones anytime we travel.

You come dey leave her? You wan die? Me I like my life wella.
Itz always good to adhere 2 instructions. It pays to do so. Moreover, itz for everyone's good, d silly guy inclusive.

Carlosein:
me think only the erring person (one using the phone) should have been disciplined!

mytwocents

Both of them should be disciplined. It takes 2 to fight. Maybe d one with the cellphone will get many count charges for indecent use of language, assault, attempt to endanger the lives of Nigerian citizens, e.t.c. The other guy will get a lower sentence.

mahal:
jassie, u no well.

Na true talk. Come to think of it, Naija people are unique. We do our things our own we we dont give a shit, but we still dey feel others.

@ Poster

Who won the fight? Sam Peters for like meet the guy. We have boxers in abundance. Ask Bash Ali. Old but still going.

+osisi:
You haven't seen anything yet.
at the Nigerian consulate in New York,a few years ago,my hubby witnessed 2 grown men take off their shirts and  slug it out
Our people are of a different breed

Maybe they were showing off thier muscles or tattoes. You sure did misunderstand them

dipo2much:
Lord have mercy on us. Among us,nigerians,are the most disobodient people on the face of the earth.

I disagree to agree with you.

faketan:
Enugu di mma. Laghachi azu
Achutugo Chime

Lmao.
Mana gi onwe gi anoghi Enugu. Kedu ihe mere n'ichoghi i laghachi azu?

@ poster
Are you that ugly?

Whiskey! maybe brandy.

Papa:
@Millena, that is such a good and comprehensive explaination. Thank you and Well done! Happy New Year!

Thanks. Happy new year too! Sorry I replied late.

Is this a topic?
How much I give to God is a personal thing and should reflect what I feel for Him. It is also written in the bible that as you give, your left hand shouldnt know what your right hand gives. So why do U want us all to come in here and broadcast what we give?

Mc Omo:
why did he not just stick to the young guns ? [/b]

AW has consistently stated that the carling cup is for the young lads. The carling cup has been a breeding ground for the reserves. Quoting AW from yesterday, " It is good to see that some of the young lads are there now, and for some of the young lads, its still some way b4 they are there".
Lets not forget that last year, the reserves reached the finals and played out a pulsating match with the Chelsea first eleven where the Arsenal youngsters wre certainly not outplayed. This season, these boys reached the semis playing the best amongst the rest in England.
have you all forgotten that MUtd tried playing thier reserves in this cup and they couldnt pass the first hurdle? C'mon Y'all, without AW playing these young lads, there wouldnt be no Clichy nor Fabregas nor Flamini in our team now.

Una win Arsenal second eleven, suddenly this thread comes alive. Well, lets hope to meet at the FA cup where revenge will be sweet, or the Prem next season where revenge will be sweeter. Maybe your lads should try and qualify for the Champions league and hopefully meet us there where revenge will be sweetest (if una fit go UCL).
Win or loose. "Arsenal 4 life."

Well Spurs ended the jinx, so what? They did it with their first 11 agains our reserves. The scoreline doesnt reflect the play, and most of the goals came from counter attacks against the inexperienced lads.

You all know they can't do it agains our Arsenal first team. (Make them try am for prem).
Well, lets hope to meet at the FA cup where revenge will be sweet, or the Prem next season where revenge will be sweeter. Maybe your lads should try and qualify for the Champions league and hopefully meet us there where revenge will be sweetest (if una fit go UCL).

Win or loose , "Arsenal 4 life[color=#990000][/color]"    

Soundmind:
I am as free as air, answerable to nobody, dependent on nobody and responsible for few.
If not for companionship and child bearing, i prefer remaining single.

Ndeewonuo !

Nnanna kedu ka 042 di taa? Kai I dey miss dat place.

some of the positives

, having the time to fulfil all your selfish desires
, exploring the world without having to think about the opinion of that special one.
, not having to explain your whereabout and actions to da gal
, not having to watch em silly movies pretending that you luv em! Not having to share the tv time with em ( and missing my darling Arsenal play while watching some silly tv series)
, having more time to positively reflect on your past relationship; the mistakes; the strong points ; and the low points.
, freedom to flirt
, time to win another person's heart!

Egypt 4: 2 Cameroun.
Those Camerounians played shit. Did U guys see how well Alex Song played? And he isnt a first team player at Arsenal!

Penalty for Cameroun

mukina2:
@ Millena
thats an error

proxies:
Nigeria 2

CIV 1

Bros I dey feel you. U dey see vision. It shall come to pass.

I-man:
Sierra Leone 0 Gambia 5 (African Muppet's Cup) Venue:Loserland

mukina2:
u dey crase how can small Gambia beat my S.L

i can beat Nigeria anyday remember 2000

we shall win the next ANC

Stop sulking Mukinatu. It could have been worse

I-man:
This is the woman Wayne Rooney slept with a few years ago.

Bros why u carry this bad news come here?

Mukina dis guy is serious o! Na luv be this?

tEsLim:
Meaning
G-unit : Super hardcore ghetto slang for "Gee, you knit?"

50 Cent: "What's up man?"
Tony Yayo: "Nothing much, homey, just knitting this sweater for my grandma."
50 Cent: "G-G-G-G-G-unit!&quo t;
Tony Yayo: "Why of course. Knitting has been a hobby of mine ever since my time at the Rutherford School under the tutelage of Sir Richard Meriweather. Why don't you st-st-st-stutter more, douche bag?"
50 Cent: "St-st-stop making fun of my speech impediment! I'm going to be a big-time rapper some day, like Tupac Shakur!"
Tony Yayo: "Yeah, sure, that'll happen when I get locked up for gun possession! So, 9:00 tee time tomorrow?"
50 Cent: "F-F-Fo' shizzle my nizzle."
Tony Yayo: "Man, stop trying to be black

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G-Unit : The ward of a hospital between the F-Unit and the H-Unit

Usually where Pimps go during a medical emergency

Soon after his run-in with the fuzz, Chester was admitted into the G-Unit
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g-unit : The Backstreet Boys of Hip-Hop.

"I'm a gangster
I kill people
I get all the chicks
and, Umm, Umm, Brain Block as usual."
- Gay-Unit


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g-unit head of the group is 50 cent born and raised in Swathmore, Pa and attended the Friends Select private school in Philadelphia, later on in his life he got a record deal with Ja-Rule, but was later shot because he dissed ja and Ja paid a dude to shoot him, 50 then after being shot informed the police on who it was and got him locked up. Later 50 was then pulled by Eminem to be his new comodity and puppet, the made a new image for him A "Gangsta", they then decided to say he was from Jamaica Queens so he can compeat with Ja Rule about bein from the same hood, but was kind of silly to people in queens who never herd of him because he was never from there, after Eminem told everybody to buy his Cd, all the kids did it, now he is one of the best sellers in america, and now he also thinks he the best rapper, which is a little funny cause he can't even deliver one punchline, then he got 3 other rappers to join him and privates-ride him for the money.

and that is how G-unit was formed.

50 cent thinks hes the best cause he can sell records.


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G-Unit : A group of gays led by a pussy named 50 Cent. They act all tough like they are thugs, but they are all pussy.
Here are the members-
50 Cent- Buck-Toothed fake gangster
Lloyd Banks- WANGSTA
Young Buck- Hick from Tennessee
Tony Yayo- Only real g who is a bad rapper
Olivia- Bitch whose tits arent real
Ma$e- newest member- gay priest who uses kids in his songs
Mobb Deep- good until they signed with g-unit
GGGGG-UNOT LISTEN TO THE GAME
Bleep 50 CENT
Bleep 50 CENT


Johnny- I'm a gangsta because i like 50 Cent and G-unit
Me- u can take your g-unit and shove it up your ass wangsta.

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Men i don't know if it is funny to you. But its hella funny to me. Taken from the urban dictionary comments

tEsLim:
Hey I didn't say its compulsory to laugh. But I read it somewhere and it was funny to me. SIMPLE!!

Bros no vex, dis stuff made u laugh?

Removing my woman's clothes

Bros abeg go find other better thing to do other than supporting ManUre. U go wound o!
As U can see, all THE RED DEVILS have gone in2 hiding.

Arsenal rules!

That one no concern me. All we Nigerians want is to win this ANC. Nuttin less.
All Nigerians are coaches so we wont miss him

Cougar:
ojuelegba boys 7-1 man utd.

bala ezekiel(4,15, 49, 82) nani(70)
Samuel peters(25,87)
Bantu(90)

Bros, Bala Ezekiel na Ojuelegba boy? Kai, no be small thing.
And na boxing Sam Peters use score?

mukina2:
now i see you r blind

Shine ur eyes well well.

Maybe u were half asleep while playing. U played with only 1 boot and ur shorts were torn since all the ManUre team were drunk and were after ur bum (aftermath of thier Xmas drinking spree). Dats why I recognised U easily.

Who wins the ANC?

Sudan will win

Finals
Sudan 3: 2 Namibia




**Then I will awake from slumber**

Maybe U scored, and I did d assist. I certainly dont think dat Ojuelegba Boys scored 6 against dem ManUre

folahann:
Some people still don't believe Arsenal is winning this season

Then let them believe whatever, like "G.Bush is a Ghanian"

dejiavu:
AS I ALWAYS BELIEVE, LET'S WAIT TILL D DAY. LET D TALKING BE ON THE PITCH WITH 11 PLAYRES ON THE EITHER SIDE AND ITS 90" X 2.

Bros I dey feel U. Na after 90mins X 2 we go seperate fiction from reality.

Liverfool, You will always walk alone