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Pamela
Natasha
Jessica
Sandra
Or any other 'exotic' meaningless names

Very apt!

Studies(by me) have shown that men who were domestically inclined as boys are better sons,brothers,boyfriends,husbands,fathers and in general,better individuals than men who were not.
They appreciate women more and don't have the mentality that women are underdogs.

Wow!

8,10,15 so me!

kentoplash: Can someone pls tell me y dis made front page?

Can someone pls tell me y dis dude decided to comment on this thread?

sajbabs: Whenever I read lies by Bev, she reminds ne of a movie Omotola did back then... White lies wey fit make d dead raise from death...

lol,i think the name of the movie was I BELONG or something.fine analogy!

[quote author=GARRI~ WARLORD]Between 10 sex hungry people squashed together,hormones are rising,sexcapades occurs(beverly) and families and friends are hearbroken(miss sparkles and THE AMAKA),this can spite a Nation(NIGERIA) but sometimes it can unite them behind one person who they feel represents the ideal(MELVIN)....[/quote]LOL,u eh

[quote author=ella.b]Abeg o..does beverly ve "quarter past 4" type of eyes ni.
One minute,eyes r normal..anoda time u go see d way her eyes go come together b4 she realize wetin she dey do.
Abi una neva notice am?
I'm sorry I don't know what that type of condition is called in english.[/quote]squint or strabismus

abikyshow: dude, you can personify any word in the bible when praying. it's a prayer.

dude, am no dude.nairaland has sex specified for a reason.
pray on and Pray hard.

abikyshow: the book of Esther 7.9-10. And abikyshow , one of the ninjas , said before
biggy , Behold also, the gallows fifty cubits high, which
oneal had made for Melvin,who had spoken good for
the biggy and entire Africa, standeth in the house of oneal Then biggy
said, Hang him thereon.
10 So they hanged Oneal on the gallows that he had prepared
for Melvin and entire west Africans . Then was the biggy's wrath pacified. God will surely vindicate His people.

abeg no dey use bible play here oh

BizBloke: [color=#000033]Lol... Oya Ms. Joseph, clap for yourself na. [/color]

kpa kpa kpakpakpa kpa!

i had a very vivid dream last night that i was the other Nigerian housemate aside from Bev.
After giving Bassey a very big hug i turned to Bev and said 'if u don't put your weak ass together,i will Start a revolution and put u up for nominations and let naija do the rest' and she cried. i then woke up this morning feeling relieved,Hope she gets the msg by telepathy.

what are the presentations about Pls?

sKeetz: Am sorry to say this but she's fugly #no offeinsse

mtchewwww,Take your strabismic eyes elsewhere abeg.

can't watch bba,so this thread is very important. Pls keep the pix coming!

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Wow, his boobs are bigger than mine

They dont even have to put a cloth on this ngga, his rotting belly is covering his thing like a bed cover[/quote]ur attitude suck! not even a word of sympathy for his family that will probably miss him dearly.

manny4life: This is a wake up call to FAT people in the house, PLEASE desist from eating. I understand the urge of eating and while some can't help it, but a healthy body is a long lasting body. I wonder how they will bury him...

so all slim people are healthy and can cheat death,what a misconception!

jasper7: I dont get it. In what world is stefan better than Damon?

(in damon's voice) in an alternate universe,lol

rokiatu: I know right, I wanted to jump in there and give him a warm hug. Stefan is turly everything, every freaking thing anywoman I needs.

If that was Damon, I can bet you someone would have die, revenge sex, lot of alcohol, and Stefan would have probably got stabbed.


Stefan deserve so much better, like seriously so much better hes too good for Elena.


And the writers had to make it double time trouble for him.


The woman you love more than anything in the world pick your brother over you, you get locked up by the baddest villain in town and get thrown away in the deepest of the ocean to rot.



Well done Julie Plec I will hunt you in your dreams.

spoiler alert!
i looooove damon but stefan is the perfect gentleman.
just started season 3,can't wait for all the drama.
klaroline! for real! my body is shaking already!

[quote author=mr.drizzy]lol chuck bass of gossip girl dnt knw why gossip girl ended so cheaply.cw made a big mistake.[/quote]dearie,i know wat i said.he is like the chuck bass of Vd meaning he has the whole bad boy persona,exudes confidence,is witty etc like chuck bass but he is in vd.
u r right,dan being gossip girl was the anti climax of but chuck n blair's love story was epic!

rokiatu: Damon absolutely has the best lines in the Vampire diaries

he is like the chuck bass of vampire diaries, my favorite things about him: his love for Elena,his witty comments,his facial expressions and his eyes!

hero by Enrique iglesias. i have goosebumps anytime this song is played and always remember him singing it for me,i miss u.

yuzedo: Am look at dis piture and am cry into ma espensive mowet shampain in my Banana Island Man shun. Oh God, Is so torching.

with tears in my eyes,i could not help laughing at this.

beautiful.

guys with a god complex,guys who think they r a blessing to the female folk,guys with the 'am sexy n i know it' attitude,guys who r nonchalant about their hygiene,a smooth talker and a philanderer.

comechop: [size=24pt]why the f is all this shizzz on FP?[/size]

someone died,it means something!

Brown sugar
The notebook
Dear john.
Also worth mentioning,though a serial is Gossip girl(chuck n blair's love story)

lol,u kidding me.Saw only the first pix,true,the face shot was a bad idea.

FTC_first to comment .she looks like a goddess.wow!

was not mine but the worse val gift i've ever seen was when i was in jss2,an ss3 girl received an empty bar of soap,empty perfume jar,used tube of paste in a nicely wrapped gift bag with a letter from anonymous that read 'use these to reduce your body and mouth odour' and u needed to see the way she first welcomed the arrival of the gift with her friends running after her to see the content.i felt sorry for her coz she had severe asthma and water was not her best friend.Another received perfectly wrapped dry poo,Boys were not smiling!