₦airaland Forum

Bluestarry:
pls recommend this for your mother, she will thank you later

lol

H

Aipete2:
5. Drop early morning urine in the eyes always

Lol... Gross

Btw, are you serious?

Squezze onions water mixed with fresh pepper.

E go first pain you o


But then you'll be thanking me after

messpero90:
u see ur life

JESUS, boy you aren't born again.
But I didn't say all these now

lastpage:
Let us reason together:
*In the "rich and advanced countries" (like U.K, Germany, U.S, e.t.c) hardly do you see people flocking to church on Sundays, talk less of working days.
*Now, l use to think that these Oyinbo people that are not as religious as Nigerians, should be poorer than us since God is supposed to reward us more than them.
* But the reverse seems (is) to be the case!

So, l suppose you will agree with me that something is WRONG with our own form of Christianity!
It appears there is a "direct relationship" between POVERTY and PROLIFERATION OF FAKE NIGERIAN PASTORS

If you also look around, you will realize that the very very religious countries/people.......... are the most wicked, the poorest and the most backward! shocked
Bottom line: We only serve God with our mouth,.... not our heart!

Our Pastors/M.O.G's are well-tuned "con-men" who have perfected the art of using religion to fool, bamboozle and love-vendor Nigerians.

For example, when a Pastor hijacks #3Billion out of the #7Billion "Political bribe" money and buys a second Jet plane, he would go to church and mock his brethren saying "My god is not a poor god, he has blessed me with a second aeroplane"!

He would not tell them that he sold his soul to the devil, to acquire such wealth....and the "mugun members" will start jerking and twisting and thrashing on the floor claiming their Pastor has a direct telephone line to the God of Heaven! grin grin
In the end, he would still rob them of the little they have by taking "offering and tithe"! shocked shocked

This election has exposed the "corrupt under-belly" of Nigerian so-called "Men of God".... with some of them giving very "political prophecy" just to attract the attention of the "highest bidder" who holds the key to the national purse.

The truth is that these Pastors only profess God but their heart is very far from God.

I have been wondering: if God can tell you the POLITICIAN that will win this election, why cant the same God tell you where those over 250 "INNOCENT GIRLS" (compared to rotten politicians) who have done nothing wrong....ARE KEPT, SO THEY CAN BE DELIVERED?

Or are you telling me that God is more interested in "Politics/elections" than saving the life of the innocent?

Look, you can decide to fool yourself till kingdom come but if you examine the facts "properly", God has given us enough "signs" to use in identifying and concluding that these MOG's are FAKE and only after MONEY and POWER.

This is one of the reasons l still admire Jehovah's Witness Sect till today.
When have you seen ANY of their church or Minister dabbling into these kinds of Political shenanigans or collecting such filthy lucre from Politicians?
They might not be perfect, being humans as well but in general terms, you dont see most of these "avoidable evils" within their ranks.
The Catholic Church must also be applauded in this current massive bribing saga for making a Godly stand.
Shame on the leaders of these "prosperity-by-bribery" Pentecostal churches!

Until l see those kidnapped Girls or one of these our faek Pastors tell us categorically that God has told him where the girls are...and we find them there... These MOG's can go F**k themselves because they are a bunch of lying perverts.

Now, if you are one of those "touch not my anointed or question-not my pastor"... just waka-pass, when you wake-up from your stewpidity, we will have a chat then. undecided

Lastpage!

..But HBD for being a year younger.

I pity you because even while what you're saying might be true, you are judging God's servant and you'll be punished if you don't repent.

Saul was so wicked and cruel to David, when David had the chance to kill Saul, he only cut part of his garment, and the bible said David's heart smote him and he wept and cried "I have defiled the lord's anointed" meanwhile God's spirit had left Saul at that point in time. But he was still called Gods anointed.

WATCHWHATYOUSAYABOUTGODSANNOINTED

That's my father in The Lord. Met him several times

debolly:
Sorry. He made it .

Apology accepted

messpero90:
shame on u!!! its now on front page. destiny can b delayed but it can never be change.

may your destiny not be front page IJN

afolwalex20:
He made fp.. blaaaaaahh!!

was only pulling his legs

omowumee:
ahan...dem dey pay for F.P post ni?

modified... And who told you that they don't pay

Under the administration of GEG there's been a very low rate of glaucoma because of good governance. In summary come 2019 GEG Will wipe out glaucoma

daimsy:
Great news for the biological parent.bad news for the kidnapping parent and then awkward news for the kidnapped.

Lol if Na your pikin teenager you go collect am back?

o God. well i'm not surprised, since its Lagos and MUSHIN for that matter.

vislabraye:
I feel you. We need to define who a responsible girl/lady is.
I would say a working class, ambitious or career minded lady is responsible. But then....they do a lot of funny things.

For instance do responsible ladies use intimacy gadgets too?

LOL.. THEY MIGHT BE RESPONSIBLE CHRACTER WISE

BUT NOT INTIMACY WISE


for instance a lady might have those qualities you mentioned and still like sex before marriage

When the guy cannot fast and pray, or even go to the mountain...

When he cannot cook

You said RESPONSIBLE girls bah??

NightWhisperer:
you ain't lying, everything is just fact

Noted

NightWhisperer:
hmmm..

What is it Mr.


Am I lying

I taught the F.P of Nairaland was for some descent threads. That was why I loved Nairaland, This can diminish the forum's image you know. Please... BTW








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END TIME THINGS

End time things

Hmmm fashion crazeshion

Well tonto dike why Nepa fall your hand now?? Even the background de rumpled.

GENEVIEVE.

Tattoo is a SIN

What's this sheet doing on F.P??

END TIME THINGS

END TIME THINGS


2 Timothy 3:1-4, 6, 13 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.

OP WHY YOU DE LIE??

COMMENTATORS, WHY UNA DE BELIEVE AM??


GUYS BLOWING AMALA LIES TO MAKE F.P SINCE 1000BC

gosh, this made F.P

1. op i won't critisize you, nice write up.
2. op make i spray perfume for back of my knee. no way, e go finish qucik.
3. This shit made F.P
4. naira land don spoil

rubey:
I used this trick against me boyfriend. It wasn't funny at all

my guy beat up his girl to a pulp last year april. she intended to play the april fool, but she'll ever remain Sorry.

girls like to lie and they love being lied to