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mercytripletz:
*Somebody should please help me o*

I submitted thrice because of network problems and got three mails too.
Hope I am safe.

Lol maybe because you be triplet as your name suggested. I don't think they would be any implications tho.

Anoruo:
What cartoon ?

The spongebob sitting on a chair.

God forbid this cartoon to lead the protest.

Na wa o! Nothing yet?

SweetJoystick:
Smh you wey get sense how much MMM don pay you? E don reach 1m wey I don see for sports betting?

That is what you have seen but how how many have you lose? That aside, Since when have our government start caring for us? You guys should get sense for once na. See MTN smuggle $13bn out of the country wetin dem do dem? Nothing. Banks are milking us dry, Today balance would be N50,000 and end of month balance would be N49,912. Wetin the useless government do them? Nothing! Not to talk of all the other telecoms and insurance companies milking us dry. They didn't do anything because they all have a stake in these institutions. Don't you smell something fishy? Since when have our government became so caring?

Now can you show me just one person, Just a person disappointed by MMM? Can that be compared to your sport betting? life itself is a risk my Friend.

adconline:
This is a Ponzi scheme! This is a scam. It's going to run out of money when no new members are recruited. Let's have this discussion in 6-12months from now?

6-12 months from now? That is even more than enough time to be a millionaire with MMM if that is really how long it would last.

SweetJoystick:
Yes it pays for now, who knows when it will crash? My friends gf invested 400k, she has made 1m. She is still investing to get more, that's the greed that was spoken about in the write up. People will say they will pull out capital and only invest returns back into the scheme. It's easier said than done. With an almost guaranteed returns, they end up investing all they have gained, their capital and sometimes new funds into the scheme. Truth is that I rather put my money on football matches because I have this belief the day I invest in MMM, na that month e go crash.

Because you no get sense. How many bet you don win now? Mumu. Football matches even carry worst risk than mmm.

goldtooth:
Consolidation of the oil money. I believe she is from an oil family too and he met her on a business trip to iran Arabs are fine sha

Yea Arabs are beautiful, Only that the Iranians aren't Arabs they are Persians .

A man shouldn't be thinking of marriage with a mere 50k salary. What can 50k even buy this days, Even one person will barely survived on that talk more of a whole family. Please pity yourself and future children.

OMAR12:
bros av eaten this particular kind of snake countless number of times and am the one quoting u, not my spirit.

I rebuke you. You want to drag me with you to the other world.

Your boobs are too big and disgusting. Even if you sit on my lap naked my John Thomas wouldn't rise.

Mujaheeeden:
Pastors are known to be bold and courageous yo speak out but our Vacant Pastor has now become a man that speaks with parables

He is emulating Jesus.

That is a very poisonous viper. Eat it at your own risk because i know say na pepper soup things dey your mind now. Wait you have already eaten it? Sorry OP you will most likely die soon. Please at least give me your phone and some money before you die. Thanks.

Beer of course. Even Muslims who aren't supposed to be drinking beer, You see them walking around with pot bellies. But you can hardly come across a Fulani with pot belly even among the wealthy ones like Buhari, El rufai, Yaradua etc. That's because majority of the Fulanis are the only staunch Muslims that doesn't drink beer.

durentsneh:
thanks man. I know where i made this mistake it was in my first semester with a gp of 0.7 , i fuuucked up badly. Jesus. But i know a man in the senate building, can he help?

I wouldn't know. That depends on you and the person. One of my friend was still withdrawn despite having relations in the senate. I know things are hard now but if your guardian or parent can afford it then you should start afresh in a different school and a easy course. Or do something else if academic isn't your niche.

I know someone who after wasting four years in minna with low GP and a ton of carryovers he have to leave. Took Jamb again, apply for another school and another course. Now he has a 4.6 CGPA and is currently going to 200 level, He is my cousin. Maybe the school or the course isn't just for you. Don't give up.

durentsneh:
how can i prevent being withdrawn?

Well like Alfred suggested you can reason with any of the lecturers for the written exams if they can just add a few marks for you, An upgrade of just one course is enough to push you above the 1.5 mark. But the results have already been approved by the senate. So really there is nothing you can do except to hope. If i were you i will just give up and move on, even if the school doesn't withdraw you you may just end up wasting more than 3 years of your life and eventually slips back to the 1.5 mark. Imagine after getting to 400lv and your GP falls back to below 1.5? you would still be withdrawn at the end. It is better you leave yourself, the earlier the better.

I have seen her with the exact same cloth before.

During my time in 100lv 400 people were withdrawn due to this 1.5 CGPA issue. They started this law from 2015. So you may most likely be redrawn. If by some miracle you aren't withdrawn then you have to sit up, The road will only get tougher especially in 200lv.

Pheals:
Hnmmm it is well.. .culture and tradition! God punish the Britiania who polluted it

Is that you on your profile pic? Why aren't you wearing wrapper?

But this people mumu o!

Hand washing day? Nothing to do with life anymore.

I am tired of all these worthless EFCC news. Buhari you are a mistake and a failure! Stop distracting us with all these irrelevant news. I apologize for voting for this wrinkled senile thing. Abeg i know say wailers form don finish but i fit still wail small?

This is too big. Ukwu is good but not when it is too big na. I wonder what men see in the likes of cossy and and those women with extra large front and behind. It looks scary. Am i the only one who likes an average small round boobs and ukwu? . As long as it is visible not like Dija own o .

In this kind of heat the only danger is "Not" drinking cold water. Make i go melt ice block drink am jor, I am even eating ice block.

I have since lose all admiration and respect for Dagote. I will definitely surpass him some day.

And he is even thanking God? As if God can recognized him.

Yorubas have made this man stinky rich.

princefunmmy:
This thing be like panda

Huh?

firstking01:
And i rebuke this spirit of pessimism in you in jesus name...Amen...learn to embrace something good when you see one.

Meaning you are a billionaire?

Enough of the caucus, What is the detail of the oil deal? Is it a one time deal or is spread over a period of decades .