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BolanleHELEN:
Please help!
My gotv wasn't showing all the channels so I did a reset and now no channel is scanning, it is telling me that no services found! My IUC no is 2022208911.
Tyne.

I have this issue too. Can someone please help. My IUC number is 4613942923. Thank you

Hi idnobleg, please help me unlock my glo Huawei e303 IMEI - 861862006062369

Thanks

Hi Femi, please help me unlock my GLO Huawei E303 IMEI - 861862006062369

Thanks

Android.

Hmmmm,WOMEN. They are the number 1 perpetrators of wickedness towards their gender. Imagine women beating up a fellow woman like an animal.

lol lol lol

DIKEnaWAR:
So this is how luck decided to smile on Abuja runs girls? I am sure they are working the numbers right now. Infact converstaions are going on:

Sisi Abuja: Hello, Good morning Honourable Senator.

Senator Dingo: (puts on his busy and important voice) Yes. How can I help you?

Sisi Abuja: (puts on her Delilah+Eve+Bathseba and all seductress voices) Sir I am Sisi Abuja, an interior designer specialised in Arabian, Italian, UK and American designs of rooms and beddings. We offer specialised services with 80% discount.

Senator Dingo: (grunts)

Sisi Abuja: Sir I can come around with my beautiful friends to come and show you sir. Wherever you want us to.

Senator Dingo: (catching the drift) Ok...I see..and what is your name?

Sisi Abuja: sisi dollar

Senator Dingo: hahaha...how many friends are you bringing? And I hope they are good? By the way I haven't seen ur pictures. Send it to my WhatsApp and that of your friends too. Don't wear heavy clothes o. I want to see how good you people look.

Sisi Abuja: I understand sir.

Senator Dingo: good girl. Patriotic girl. You know this our work is not easy. It is such a thankless job and its only girls like u that remember us. Others abuse us. That's why I always talk about you people and make laws that concern your welfare on the floor of the Senate. Did you hear when I asked all Rich men in Nigeria to marry young girls again on the Floor?

Sisi Abuja: sir on the floor? Why not on the bed?

Senator Dingo: huh? Never mind that one. I shall sponsor another law for all abuja fine girls to be paid 100k every month. That is if you and your friends will be nice to me o.(Winks)

Sisi Abuja: I understand sir. We are always nice sir.

Senator Dingo: good! Infact where are you? Are your friends with you? Gather them and proceed to so so and so. I am sending one of my PAs to handle the situation while I come. I did not say u people should be nice to my PA o. He is a stupid boy and runs his mouth anyhow.

Chai! Naija for show

I like that L shaped sofa. Where are you located?

Immediately I saw this topic on front page, Zik Hall came to my mind. The great Baluba Republic. But they could have just handed him over to the university security men (Abefele).

Sile12:
33. South Sudan police.

source: www.sudantribune.com/spip.php?mot635
Cc: Ishilove, lalasticala

South Sudan, seems like their uniforms are made in Naija

Now, this is funny.

Interesting

Happy Birthday Governor BRF

The 14days countdown starts now!

spartanian: click where?

click this link https://careers.peopleclick.com/careerscp/client_standardbank/external/jobDetails.do?functionName=getJobDetail&jobPostId=25762&localeCode=en-us

tobiflink: Fresh graduate with 2 years experience?

No, it says fresh graduate with <2 years experience i.e less than 2 years experience.

cbrass: Like seriously You want to learn JAVA,PhYTON and PHP all at once? May I ask how many years do you wish to stay at home

I guess he's gonna continue the learning even after gaining admission into university (He mentioned CSC in his post). Good question tho.

So on point... thumbs up to the Op

martowskin1: 44days to Go

Countdown of life! POP tinz on my mind.... May God keep us safe.

"Recte Sapere Fons" The University of Ibadan, first and best! I am proud to be a product of UI. There's no need comparing The Premier with the rest.... UI is the mother of them all. Greatest of the greatest UItes!

davide470: ^^ www.nairaland.com/1528544/stanbic-ibtc-2014-graduate-trainee

Thanks

davide470: Saw on a similar thread, that invites have started coming in. Anybody gotten?

kindly drop the link to that thread you're referring to. Thank you.

Sedulous12: pls does anyone has an idea of the type of questions been asked during the stanbic aptittute test. please is urgent

Please have you been invited for an aptitude test? If yes, when?

Polchiz: Even school cert-holders are employable.
Of course, when someone fails exam, he will tell you that his grand mother is a witch.
The ONLY reason why there is high rate of unemployment in Nigeria is that, our institutions produce 100times more graduates than the labour market can absorb.

As simple as ABC.

I doubt it.

RIP Madiba!

Wunmi10: BREAKING BAD !!!

Yh, Breaking Bad is really amazing, I also love Game of Thrones.

Got d mail, thank you!

got d mail

AllGood: I'll suggest you make use of the voter's ID number then. After all, that's the only thing you've got at the moment.

Thanks, I'll do just that.

Can't believe I read this all the way from page 1.... Very exciting. Thumbs up to OP and all others.