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Ekaro ninu ile yi oo!! E ee jire bi? Ejo e bami wa @richylaw lo o. Omo na gbona !! Amon enu agba ni obi ti ndun haun!! E so be fun !! E ni ko se iba fun agba ko to ma ba agba jeun oo. Awon ofo to pa si oju iwe keje yen ti po ju ojo ori re lo.
Abi omo awo ni ise ni??

@ameromoge & @Dis Guy, Come wetin be dis self??
U don turn pidgin thread to lovers' thread?? Chineke mei !!!
Dis love thing don dey too vex me self. Na "Can somebody teach me pidgin" be the title. Wetin come bring all dis romeo & Juliet. @Dis guy i think say ur battery don run down ooo. U dey kolomental. Girls no full your area?? @Ameromoge, make he dey scope u, u too dey jelly jelly. You wan pai !!

Seun:
I don't think this is such big deal. It just shows that there are very few Visa card users in Nigeria.

Simple!! Chikena!! Oga goes!!

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Queen B:
@ topic!: this is the most stupid and useless topic ive ever seen in Nairaland. Why not ask why men have legs?. nonesense.

@ idiot: infact total idiot. Are u alright? U know what all these things that u said are infact for your mother, grandmother and sisters. u heard. stupid fool. I hate such stupid good for nothing jokes about women such guys like u always try to make women worthless. As if u were better. stupid ass!!

Take it easy sis !!! It aint nothin but jokes !!!

You bet !!

well sha, odaro !!

oo ri scope ge at all. E tun mu wa (i mean rephrase) !!

mo gbo sugbon mi ogba oooo!!

Chie mama wicked oooo !!

ayefele200:
hahahhahahahahha, mo fi ori mi pa mo ni oooooooooooo,

O oo need yen at all !!
Egbe aje ko leleyi now!!

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn' t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User,

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before t he system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Awon da? won o ni numba. Awon da won o da dan mo?

Bros, ma para e oo! Emi ise gun ju emi eyan lo

you bet !!

Thanks man, would do that soon

@Frankiriri & @Aylala2002, I really feel like plunging into FBN offer but the problem is i've spent much on useless stocks with no gain soon i.e. Transcorp, Wema etc cos they were cheap.
My question is: is there anyhow one can get a loan without collateral just for buying shares

BillGatesFan:
You people should leave me alone to enjoy my wealth, or is it a SIN that am RICH? am always available to help and assist you all, just get in touch with me via email, and your life will not be the same again.

And if you all can be meditating and glorifying GOD the same way you all do about me, I will really appreciate it alot remember GOD is the RICHES MAN not me, so talk about GOD, you SINNERS

Love you all.

Your Worshipful Lord BILL GATE

Believe this and you'll believe anuything,
The man doesnt even serve God up to 10% of an average Nigerian. Yet He's damned RICH.
All blessings come from God. I know , but i wonder,

Dont have nothing to say, but am enjoying this guys. I think its a beautiful idea. More Grease,

Has anyone recieved transcorp's certificate?? I feel like selling mine ASAP.

Dis Guy:
and http://www.cashcraft.com/pricelistprint.asp

any takers?

??

I really think it would be a good idea if you walk into a bookshop (ie laterna in Oko Awo Close, V.I.) an purchase a book on the topic. Its your investment, and you've got to know everything you have to do to protect it.
Educate your mind on the issue.

Yes4u:
Hi Guys,

I am interested in this. But my concern is who is going to manage it? How is it going to work out?

I look forward to more explanation to this.

Since there's so much about Forex, why cant we get some Forex Gurus in the house to manage some of the funds. I think forex (short term) pays more than Stocks which is more of long term.
Just a novice idea !!!

Tell us the name of the Bank & the branch it happened at

OMG !!!
Wowo !!

cuppcakke:
As regards stocks that are not available, i can testify to some i.e Diamond Bank, Oceanic, Afroil, Uba, Ibtc, Eternaoil and costain.This is because, no investor is willing to sell as a result of expectations of post technical suspension.Some movements you see on the price list are actually heavy deals and most of these stocks are sold above the market price.

@cuppcakke, jow soon can ibuy eternal oil & costain on the floor?? and how soon can ihave my cert after buying

pls i need a 2 bedroom Flat along Ikorodu road and before Ojota.Its kind of urgent !!!

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katme:
With all modesty, i am on my way to earning my first million (and much more). I am not saying this to "break" you guys, the point is we all have the potential to "make it", without having to work like slaves for some corporate guys who do not appreciate our efforts.

yeah, we would like to know, pls. Maybe it caN be beneficial to us too