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RomanceRe: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by misreal(op): 10:10am On Jun 17, 2015
Midehi:
undecided
wetin??
PhonesAfter Upgrading My Phone,it Stopped Working Well.can I Downgrade It?? by misreal(op): 9:31am On Jun 17, 2015
please don't ignore me now.
Romance5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by misreal(op):
the criterias which any gal must meet before she can be qualified to marry me are stated below.

1..she must love God more than she loves me..
2..she must love my parents more than she loves me.
3..she must love herself more than she loves me
4..she must love me more than she loves her parents..in other words,she must have the capacity to die for me.
5..finally,she must be beautiful.. ladies I hope I am not demanding for too much..any interested lady should post her "love" CV to my inbox.
SportsRe: Find Out A Madrid Star Who Wants To Play For Nigeria by misreal(m): 7:31am On Jun 17, 2015
this guy no get sense oh..if I be him,I for play for Spain oh.or maybe he is not good or maybe he is scared of the bench in Spain.
EducationRe: Why Do Men Experience Morning Hard On? The Science Behind It Will Shock You by misreal(m): 9:27pm On Jun 16, 2015
Thank God for this thread,I used to think na spiritual wife things oh.

RomanceRe: What Will You Do If This GENTLEMAN 'SLAP' Your GF? (GUYS ONLY) by misreal(m): 7:18pm On Jun 12, 2015
i will fake my death before he kills me...
PoliticsRe: Buhari rejects proposal for Chad, Niger to head central force against Boko Haram by misreal(m): 7:08pm On Jun 11, 2015
i just dey pass
FamilyRe: Help! A Suspected Dead Body Buried In My Dad's Structure by misreal(m): 8:01pm On Jun 02, 2015
saaedlee:
Isn't that where your father buried the virgin he used for money rituals? Or he has forgotten so soon? ------- #JustKidding

He should tread with caution tho, especially with the Police!

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor W.f Kumuyi In Tivs Attire. by misreal(m): 7:45pm On Jun 02, 2015
Cool
EducationWhy Do You Think Cats Have Nine Lives by misreal(op): 8:05pm On Jun 01, 2015
My question is,does cat have nine liveshuhif true,where is your provehuh

Jokes EtcRe: Types Of Ìgbátí (slaps) And Their Meaning. Familiar With Any? by misreal(m): 2:51pm On Jun 01, 2015
Na fix deposit I dey give people.but I no dey collect oh.
Jokes EtcRe: Picture-bride Dishing Food @ Her Own Wedding! by misreal(m): 12:41am On Jun 01, 2015
Nairaland
Jokes EtcRe: Happy New Month Nairalander,lets Share The Mesaages We Recieved And Sent.. by misreal(op): 12:22am On Jun 01, 2015
Climbs a tree with my chewing stick,while waiting for comments.
Jokes EtcHappy New Month Nairalander,lets Share The Mesaages We Recieved And Sent.. by misreal(op): 12:15am On Jun 01, 2015
Happy new month nairalanders,let's share the new month messages we received and sent here.NOTE:this is strictly for fun...................



As the sun shines
and it is Visible
for all to see so
shall the Glory of
God be in your
Life always........this is mine..oya share yours grin grin
Happy New
Month

EducationRe: Yuck!!!every Drop Of Water You Drink,is A Dinosaur Pee.. by misreal(op): 10:35pm On May 31, 2015
samsticks150:
*in baba 70 voice* Water hin no geti enemy.. Omi oo lota o water hin no geti enemy.*in baba 70 voice* Water hin no geti enemy.. Omi oo lota o water hin no geti enemy.*in baba 70 voice* Water hin no geti enemy.. Omi oo lota o water hin no geti enemy.
lol..
EducationRe: Yuck!!!every Drop Of Water You Drink,is A Dinosaur Pee.. by misreal(op): 8:08pm On May 31, 2015
winetapper:

i dont think it would make me stop drinking water
lol.nigerians
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fire Killed Many In Onitsha: Graphic Photos by misreal(m): 8:07pm On May 31, 2015
dwilliams:
My father! My father! Why has thou forsaketh thy creations?
may God forgive you
EducationYuck!!!every Drop Of Water You Drink,is A Dinosaur Pee.. by misreal(op): 7:55pm On May 31, 2015
That glass of water in your hand is dinosaur pee, apparently.

Not like it's unfiltered, but a science YouTube video posted this week raises the interesting tidbit that, since dinosaurs were around for 186 million years and water molecules are everlasting, it's a foregone conclusion that every drop of water on the planet passed through the prehistoric species once upon a time.

"While most of the water molecules in your 8 ounce glass have never been drunk by another human, almost every single molecule has been drunk by a dinosaur," the video by CuriousMinds says.

"So drink up and enjoy your dinosaur pee."..

Fynestboi do the needful.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by misreal(m): 7:38pm On May 31, 2015
Kio67:
Monday has made it 1007 applications and Cvs I have submitted to various companies.I have submitted online, offline, hard and soft copies but yet no job for the past 4 years. The worst is that am an orphan and no one is willing to help. I don't have uncles or connections to rely on. I trained myself in school which is unizik with a 2.1(PAE) but yet no job. I barely eat nor clothe myself. Matter of fact, am a living bone and suicide is my only option. Am already a living dead. If there's somone out there that can give me breathe again please come to my rescue.
I guess you still have money to buy recharge card na.else you will not be online now.
RomanceRe: I Love Her But I Cant Tell Her Due To Monetary Issues. by misreal(op): 6:55pm On May 31, 2015
Tunnamania:
More than serious wink
lol..I get am all jawe..
CelebritiesRe: Will Smith Son "Jaden Smith" Wears A DRESS To High School Prom With Hunger Games by misreal(m): 5:52pm On May 31, 2015
K
RomanceRe: I Love Her But I Cant Tell Her Due To Monetary Issues. by misreal(op): 5:40pm On May 31, 2015
Tunnamania:
If u have fine face , good character + better physique, she will empty her account just to tie you down wink
if?? Are you serious??
PoliticsRe: 'I am Not Yusuf Buhari!'-Youngman Whose Pic Has Gone Viral Cries Out by misreal(m): 7:22am On May 31, 2015
Ishilove:
Haaa, the power of the social media...


Three days ago, this photo went viral on the internet.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-mM32AdRXRqA/VWo8FB7x-1I/AAAAAAAFaX8/geX0wucMV6A/s1600/a.jpg[/img]

The picture was supposedly that of Yusuf Buhari and his girlfriend.


A friend posts this on his twitter page, alerting the fellow of his new 'celebrity' status.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2464479_a4img20150531003114_jpeg51765696d6259c300bb10350dd561f66


The young man in question, Muhammad Kabir Hadejia, has come out to set things straight. Although they clearly look alike, he
definitely isn't the son of Nigeria's new president.

"My name is Muhammad Kabir Hadejia...There's a picture of myself and my sister that has gone viral on the internet with people claiming it is Yusuf Buhari, the son of the president. I see news pages on Facebook and twitter spreading the false news. I strongly deny it and would like you to help me spread the news that that picture is me and not Yusuf Buhari. I take this issue very dangerous to my safety and hopefully you will help me. Attached are my pictures so you can compare to confirm I'm real"

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2464469_aascreenshot20150531010357_jpeg8cc042a5566f0b4ee76027b752498337

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2464470_aaimg20150531003051_jpegc5875a79010376baab52eef3ac09857a

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2464480_a5img20150531003054_jpegda2f9bccbb8b005b17a1c1c5cd105f89

https://mobile.twitter.com/Mohaa_hdj/tweets


Below is the photo of the genuine Yusuf Buhari. Any other Yusuf Buhari is a counterfeit grin grin

[img]http://4.bp..com/-bIUBR1nTghU/VWo8pBh7ZII/AAAAAAAFaYo/zs0M8A3pP_Q/s400/11378399_391193761069927_221014235_n.jpg[/img]

Talk about celebrity doppelganger grin tongue
strange!!!!welcome to stardom..
RomanceRe: I Love Her But I Cant Tell Her Due To Monetary Issues. by misreal(op): 7:20am On May 31, 2015
idu1:
I get u.


I hope this ur kind of mindset ll not make u a coward in futurehuh.

And the way nigerian girls always want to be treated in a relationship is too selfish.....
lol...hmmmm
RomanceRe: I Love Her But I Cant Tell Her Due To Monetary Issues. by misreal(op): 9:05pm On May 30, 2015
czarr:
highest mahn!
another highest be say,u fit dey kirikiri,for the next 8yrs
this is funny..
RomanceRe: I Love Her But I Cant Tell Her Due To Monetary Issues. by misreal(op): 9:04pm On May 30, 2015
Jayjay0:
Tell her, if she loves you she will help your through your journey to stable yourself financially
seriouslyhuh
RomanceRe: I Love Her But I Cant Tell Her Due To Monetary Issues. by misreal(op): 6:41pm On May 30, 2015
ProphetUdeme:
why cant you understand what he means. Dont you know the financial procedures and modalities needed before entering a relationship e.g loading from 200 naira airtime to be calling her daily. Taking her out to costly food joints, giving her money for brazilian hairs, taking her to boutiques and many others. So i wonder why you dont understand what the o.p meant by not being financially able to enter into a relationship
na only you understand me oh.and you forgot to mention monthly allowance..
RomanceRe: I Love Her But I Cant Tell Her Due To Monetary Issues. by misreal(op): 6:27pm On May 30, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]I'm with you on this bro.

Be financially capable, and then, other things will follow. . . There are too many fishes in the river to stress over one. No matter how beautiful, sexy, romantic a girl is, there always another girl more beautiful, more sexy and more romantic than she is. . . You've made up your mind not to dabble into a relationship without finances, keep that up. It'll spur you on.
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hmmmmmm
RomanceRe: I Love Her But I Cant Tell Her Due To Monetary Issues. by misreal(op): 6:26pm On May 30, 2015
damseyl:
You got answers already.
what answers,some said go after her,some said go make money first..contradicting themselves .
RomanceRe: I Love Her But I Cant Tell Her Due To Monetary Issues. by misreal(op): 6:23pm On May 30, 2015
dulux07:
Its better for u to ask her out now that u dont ve cash, so u kno truly d kind of person she is, cos u wont really know her real intent when u ask her out has a rich guy.
Who knows she might accept u, u asking her out does not automaticaly mak u her dad, anylady who thinks like that is not worth dating. Infact this is d best time/situatn to find a life patner
hmmmmmm
RomanceRe: I Love Her But I Cant Tell Her Due To Monetary Issues. by misreal(op): 6:18pm On May 30, 2015
LasoulMacuby:
Broda confidence before the cash. She may not even want ur money if u are a hard working type.
Not here to boast but I will sha. I always brag that if given the right opportunity and chance bring us to meet in a coded place, I go toast Buhari wife!
Highest she go say No!
hahahahahah...encouraging..

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