Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 12:37pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot: again you dont understand what you are talking about. if you truly have the holy ghost in you, as you claim, then that makes you a spiritual man, and as a spiritual man you can judge any man. see, i dont you have ever read the bible a day in your life
1 corinthians 2 vs 15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. k |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 12:32pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot: you just dont understand how the bible works. thats why you are in mental prison. hopefully one day you will be freed from your mental and spiritual bondage don't worry I have the holy ghost who interpreted the scripture for me,that's y I don't judge anyman.. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 12:24pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot: his master has judged him already. you are just too blind to see
2 peter 2 vs 3 And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not. -- THIS IS YOUR OYAKHILOME BEING JUDGED
ecclesiastes 8 vs 11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil. ---- THIS IS WHY HE HAS GROWN WINGS AND IS TALKING RUBBISH OK oh...your blood be on your head.. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 12:10pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot: its a symbolic statement. it shows what i think of him. i think he is a thief and a hustler. he is pimping the bible for money. he is a theological pi-mp I thank God that you are not God.if you think he is a thief.please arrest him.never judge a man when his master has not judged him.. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 12:08pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
nwakaibeya1: you must joke with pastors who are not genuine 95% are not genuine and we speak with authority?where are even the genuine ones?but why do they even answer pastor when it is written that pastors have destroyed the vineyard of the God of justice?see Jeremiah 12:10 for those who dont know it in the bible:Many pastors have destroyed my vineyard, they have trodden my portion under foot, they have made my pleasant portion a desolate wilderness.and humanbeigns still answer the name pastor and they can never show this portion of the bible to their spiritually blind followers ,only to say to you do not joke with pastors?you that is reading us as we have opened your eyes to see this hot truth but if you ask them they will tell you stories in defense of this pat of the bible but not to us who have the unbeleivable POWER and the LIGHT and the MANTLE of real JESUSCHRIST?you that is parading this kind of story about pastors will never put what we have said here in the front page of nairaland afterall what you have read from us here no pastor or prophet on earth can say or write it ie that kingdom of God of justice ,the light ,the mantle has comeback on the earth and we are capable to proove it beyond reasonable doubt or dont you and them know what it means?be that as it may be,DO HUMAN BEIGNS REALLY LIKE TO HEAR THE TRUTH?::::: authority has come back to the earth,BEHOLD we are not begging human beigns to accept our truth and revelation and that is why we have told them,this is power as of old , that go and sin no more power of REAL Jesus Christ which is unbelievable to human beigns , so cant you see that we are wiser than you that criticize us?dont forget this that many are pretenders INFACT THEY are pretenders who will rather die that accept defeat just like Pharoah of bible time who preferred to sink in the ocean than accept defeat from moses even though pharoah knew the truth just like may evil people who read us knows our truth and revelation and many of his , pharoahs descendants are still in existence today so you that is ignorant and blind spiritually will not know but we know by the reason of the light and the mantle and the power that be and that is why we reveal the HIDDEN mystery OF HUMANBEIGNS ?you that think that you are wise?many human beigns like to stand at the gate of heaven ,enter they will never enter ,also allow others to enter they will never allow others to enter so you must think humanbeigns:we are speaking by the power that is unbelievable to human beigns *this is typical of all our truth and revelation and explanations about the night people ,the rich people and evil marine and occult world and those whom human beings believe in them so much that they were called by God or where made rich by God who are in existence today as being powerful and others as the descendants of the prophets and priests referred to here in the bible @#### Jeremiah 5,25, Your wrongdoings have kept God away;your sins have deprived you of good and peace and night sleep.26 “Among my people are the wicked,who lie in wait like men who snare birds and like those who set traps to catch people.27 Like cages full of birds,their houses are full of deceit;they have become rich and powerful,28 and have grown fat and sleek.Their evil deeds have no limit; they do not seek Gods justice and secular.They do not promote the case of the fatherless;they do not defend the just cause of the poor even when they do its for their own selfish reason unknowingly to the those benefiting from them?.29 Should I not punish them for this?”declares the Lord.“Should I not avenge myself.on such a nation as this?30 “A horrible and shocking thing has happened in the land,31 The prophets prophesy lies, the priests rule by their own authority,and my people love it this way.But what will you do in the end?is it not those we call CHAMELEONS Let this phrase as follows sink in you and we repeat that we keep telling you human beigns about them that are being referred to in those passages by God himself hence judgement has come again or cant you see the judgment is all over the place even though the worst judgement is happening spiritually now but because those being judged are pretenders we repeat who will rather die that accept defeat just like Pharoah of bible time who preferred to sink in the ocean than accept defeat from moses even though pharoah knew the truth just like may evil people who read us knows our truth and revelation and many of his pharoahs descendants are still in existence today so you that is ignorant and blind spiritually will not know but we know by the reason of the light and the mantle and the power that be and that is why we reveal the mystery ?you that think that you are wise?this is words of authority and power from real Jesus CHRIST, that we declare and they are spirits,who can battle with the God of justice,he that made the spiritual laws?we are not begging human beigns to accept the truth and thats why we have told them this is power as of Jesus Christ which is unbelievable to human beigns so cant you see that we are wiser than you that criticize us BUT AS USUAL ONLY TIME WILL TELL WHO IS GENUINE OR NOT?DO NOT SAY YOU WHERE NOT TOLD THAT KINGDOM OF GOD OF JUSTICE HAS COME AND JUDGEMENT HAS COME BACK TO THE EARTH:YOU ARE PERMITTED TO INVESTIGATE BUT HOW WOULD YOU INVESTIGATE WHEN YOU ARE SPIRITUALLY BLIND?JEREMIAH 5,21-22 please kindly summarise your write,I can't seem to get it.. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 12:02pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot: and i repeat, i will slap oyakhilome if i see him. well i am not a violent person and wouldnt physically slap him but just by that statement you can tell what i think about his fake as5. i see through him and his other thieves on the pulpit you will slap him,but you are not a violent person.and you wouldn't physically slap him..hahahahah...you are just contradicting yourself sir.... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 11:59am On Jul 08, 2015 |
akoaki: Every person is equal before God. Many of us who don't parade ourselves as pastors are even more acceptable to God. Everyone of us is called to the service of the Almighty. Medical doctors are more useful to God and humanity than the so called men of god whose main occupation is deceit, self enrichment and cheap popularity. every person is equal before God,but the anointing on every man's life is not equal..some men are just too anointed by God to be played with..remember Elijah and children,Elisha and his servant,moses and Egypt.mehn I could go on forever. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 11:55am On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot: i will slap a pastor if given the opportunity. they are demons. God did not tell you to build churches. any pastor in a church building is a thief. the church is you. the body is the temple does slapping a man that offended you makes you Holier than him??..a church is simply two or more people coming together to worship God,not the building..a wise man is known by his words.be careful on how you use words on people including pastors.. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 11:49am On Jul 08, 2015 |
sukkot: this charlatan need to sit his greedy covetous a5s down it is improper to even call anybody names,talk less of calling a pastor names..don't you think so? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 11:47am On Jul 08, 2015 |
ollah1: Don't they all claim they are called by God. They are liars and this is a scripted brainwash story for the gullible ones "all liars""??...so nobody is truelly called by God according to you??..maybe you should redefine gullible?? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Warns Comedians: Don't Joke With Men Of God! by misreal(m): 11:46am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Rastamann: This applies to only pastors that are truely called and ordained by God and not those that feed on the tithe and brainwashing of their followers. how do you differentiate the fake from the original Mr rasta?..I think you should just take the advice and don't make joke of any pastor??...don't quote me if you will end up abusing me.. |
Christianity Etc › Re: ..ladies Please Read This!!!!!!!!!!! by misreal(op): 8:44am On Jul 08, 2015 |
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Family › Re: My Friend's Wife Is Making Life Difficult For Me by misreal(m): 8:43am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Please run away from them..... |
Christianity Etc › ..ladies Please Read This!!!!!!!!!!! by misreal(op): 8:14am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Two young ladies arrived a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get. 1. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected. 2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell. 3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them. He looked at them with serious eyes and said; "Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too."So he added that, if you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration. First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally( legal marriage).But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally. Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it invite professional miners to chase you. Let us all encourage our wives, friends and daughters to dress well and decent! |
Jokes Etc › Re: When Your Barber Is Your Girlfriends Ex by misreal(m): 10:14pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
hahahhahahahahhahahahah |
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Returns The Tithe Of A Widower And Father Of 3 by misreal(m): 9:44pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
dharmieee: He simply lacks an understanding of the bible.This is apparent in all he does.TB Joshua is not the owner of the tithe,it God's.God is not a partial God,his rules apply to all and sundry.You give God your tithe because you love him.Any doctrine outside the bible is baseless and hypocritical yes,if he wants to do charity,then it is allowed. but doing charity with tithe is not biblical.. |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Can’t Defeat Boko Haram Alone – UK High Commissioner by misreal(m): 8:49pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
nothing.. |
Jokes Etc › Re: When Gorimapa Is 100naira But U Told the Barber U Have Only N90(pics) by misreal(m): 8:29pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
donholy28: Lol...but which one be gorimapa sef hahahaaaha..that kind of hairstyle where a barber uses razor to shine your hair in so much that u will have a natural mirror.. |
Politics › Re: Breaking: Kano Hit By Blasts by misreal(m): 4:56am On Jul 07, 2015 |
nnalove: here is d guy comment "I was just meters away from the first blast around Yan Tayah,. Suicide bombing is a tool used by terrorists to instill fear. Boko Haram has already been deciminated, they are using teens who unknowingly as suicide bombers. What we need to do is to identify the various cells operating in our cities. I fear for the people of Kano, as previous trend shows that, their next target will be the ancient city of Kano, probably to disturb the Sallah celebration. that is what I am thinking now.bokoharam now uses suicide bombing more than ever,they mostly attack helpless people more than ever.the eye witness account on the last bombing told how after attacking the mosque,they began to flee..bokoharam has truely suffered a huge loss that is why they are now using fear tactics..don't be surprised if one of them has become a nairalander just to post scary bokoharam news.... |
Christianity Etc › Re: A List Of False Teachings In The Roman Catholic Church by misreal(m): 5:15pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
OLAADEGBU: I am waiting for you to support your doctrine. k |
Crime › Re: Ikorodu Bank Robbers Captured. by misreal(m): 10:12pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Due to watching Hollywood movies,we have been made to believe that our police don't know their job... |
Jokes Etc › Re: How Hard Have You Been Trying To Make Front Page.. by misreal(op): 9:24pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: ST LOUIS Alert!!!!no Sweetness Again???? by misreal(op): 8:48pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Enypie: Lol... what happened to our darlyn granulated sugar?  |
Jokes Etc › How Hard Have You Been Trying To Make Front Page.. by misreal(op): 8:40pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Its a simple question.I just want to know if there is any nairalander who is 2yr old and above on this forum that has never made front page?? |
Jokes Etc › Re: ST LOUIS Alert!!!!no Sweetness Again???? by misreal(op): 8:38pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Right now I dey vez... |
Jokes Etc › ST LOUIS Alert!!!!no Sweetness Again???? by misreal(op): 8:32pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
I can't believe I just bought ten naira sugar,which I was given four cubes.I INSERTED it into my garrison but to my greatest surprise,my garrison no sweet..I have to booze this garrison which will help boost my brain for my exams 2Mao....what do I do??do I sue the company  ...... Take a look at the stuff.
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Sports › Re: Why We Sacked Stephen Keshi- NFF by misreal(m): 7:29pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
I think the u-20 coach should be appointed |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by misreal(m): 1:58pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Jaywilzee: hmmm very impressive pastor,,I'm not into idolatry...thanks for d care,,,have a nice sunday.... you are most welcome.. |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by misreal(m): 1:46pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Jaywilzee: u don't know God's judgement...... but I know that every idolater will end up in hell |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by misreal(m): 1:44pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Syncan: You see your life? You don't even believe Jesus nor the bible you take as your sole authority.
Jesus said. "And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.Matt.16:18
Again Jesus said to the church " ...Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen. Matt 28:20
Again the Bible said "But if I tarry long, that thou mayest know how thou oughtest to behave thyself in the house of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and ground of the truth. 1Tim.3:15
And you say the church will teach error? And you will not. I disagree, let me go with scripture please. hahahahhahhahahahhahahah.....because the priest are not human...hahahha...shey your rev father is an angel...hahahahhaahahaha...didn't you read how Paul rebuked peter....hahahah.....bros ya salvation dey ya hand oh.if you like seek to know God and his ways,if you don't like leave am oh..I think I av said enough...the church is the pillar of truth doesn't mean you shouldn't pray for God to speak to you himself.OK you feel God can only speak to priest,if so Jesus would not have come oh,and he wouldn't have thought his disciples to pray |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by misreal(m): 1:35pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Jaywilzee: thanks once again...let me worry about dat ,,,after all na my soul na.....see u in heaven sorry sir,I just can't watch you damn yourself like that.I will keep warning and praying for you..cheers.. |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by misreal(m): 1:33pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Syncan: Hahahaha, he speaks the truth....Oga the church has been teaching the truth from the time of the Apostles till now, her children were martyred for the truth, the Church will continue to teach the truth till her bridegroom comes Rev 19:7-9. I will listen to the Church, the "Pillar and ground of truth", not you. but when the church begins to speak error,what do you do.my friend,please seek God yourself and let him reveal to you what the truth is,himself.I can promise you that he will do it,because I have seen him do it a lot of times.I think you won't seek God to know the truth because you love your comfort zone and wouldn't want anything to shift your thought..I am an example of men who sought the truth before it was revealed,I did this because they were so many lies going on in the church..only the fact that I will have NP one to blame if I go to hell made me seek the truth..seek the truth today my dear friend,if God speaks to you and say where you are is good.then fine stay there.. |