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Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by misreal(m): 1:25pm On Jul 05, 2015
Jaywilzee:
. And your pastor is all righteous and holy abi?? Let us(catholic) worry about our judgement,,,
my pastor.hahaha...Lil...that is what your priest is using to deceive you..Lil..he tells you that we worship our pastors....Lol....for your info,I am a pastor and nobody worships me..in terms of holiness,I am holy because the holy ghost lives inside of me...please my friend,now that you have the chance, search for the truth yourself you that you don't get to regret in eternity...
Christianity EtcRe: T.B Joshua Returns Elderly Woman’s Half-a- Million Naira Tithe by misreal(m): 1:22pm On Jul 05, 2015
No pastor has any right to return a tithe...QED
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by misreal(m): 1:12pm On Jul 05, 2015
Syncan:
Since you are tired of accusing the brethren, you may now take your advice and "go work out your salvation in fear and trembling". Don't come hear saying what you don't know about.
you are just angry for nothing my friend.I am no accuser of the brethren,I only spoke the truth.if you like,taking my advice is not by force but you must understand that after death cometh judgement..you will stand before God one day,and God help you,that you have stopped worshiping Mary because even Jesus never worshiped Mary...good luck.
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by misreal(m): 1:03pm On Jul 05, 2015
Syncan:
Thank you. Though the bible says the Church is the "pillar and foundation of truth" 1Tim 3:15, you have now made yourself that instead. Can you hear yourself...I "worship her in disguise". Accuser of the brethren. How you even knew Mary is in heaven baffles me. I have a list of people for you to check where they are too. These are the people who said the books you have as bible now are inspired, and canonized it, while removing the ones they don't agree on. Below their names are quotes from them in their teachings, so tell me, are they condemned to hell too or are they in heaven?


Clement of Alexandria, He died in 215AD

"In this way is he [the true Christian] always pure for prayer. He also prays in the society of angels, as being already of angelic rank, and he is never out of their holy keeping; and though he pray alone, he has the choir of the saints standing with him [in prayer]" [A.D. 208]).

Origen....Died in 232AD

"But not the high priest [Christ] alone prays for those who pray sincerely, but also the angels . . . as also the souls of the saints who have already fallen asleep" (Prayer 11 [A.D. 233]).

Cyril of Jerusalem...Bishop of Jerusalem. Died in 386AD

"Then [during the Eucharistic prayer] we make mention also of those who have already fallen asleep: first, the patriarchs, prophets, apostles, and martyrs, that through their prayers and supplications God would receive our petition . . . " (Catechetical Lectures 23:9 [A.D. 350]).

Augustine....Bishop of Hippo. Died in 430.

"A Christian people celebrates together in religious solemnity the memorials of the martyrs, both to encourage their being imitated and so that it can share in their merits and be aided by their prayers" (Against Faustus the Manichean [A.D. 400]).
no matter how hard you fight the truth,you can never stop it from being truthful.you come here defending your church and her doctrines instead of working out your salvation with fear and tremble,because when a man stands before God on that great day,"my rev father lied"or"the pope lied" will not be an excuse oh.....let those that have ears hear what the spirit is saying..
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by misreal(m): 6:50am On Jul 05, 2015
Syncan:
Yeah, and God came to report to you.
your problem tho..if you don't heed advice now that you are on earth,you will be shocked to see yaself in hell after you die..your Mary is in heaven because she honoured and worshiped only Jesus.but you worship her in disguise...please I am not condemning Catholics, I just want them to see the truth and repent..
SportsRe: 2015 Copa America Final: Chile 0 - 0 Argentina - Penalty (4-1) - Fultime. by misreal(m): 11:25pm On Jul 04, 2015
angry
An0nimus:
This is actually mean grin. I want my boy Sanchez to carry that cup
me too
SportsRe: 2015 Copa America Final: Chile 0 - 0 Argentina - Penalty (4-1) - Fultime. by misreal(m): 11:03pm On Jul 04, 2015
I pray Messiah wins no international trophy till he retires...
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by misreal(m): 8:52pm On Jul 04, 2015
Tallesty1:
This short prayer says otherwise.





We fly to thy patronage, O holy Mother of God;
despise not our petitions in our necessities,
but deliver us always from all dangers,
O glorious and blessed Virgin.
Amen.


I wonder who gave her such power.
catholics claim not to worship Mary,but honour her.the problem is,they don't know that extreme honour to a man steers up jealousy in the heart of God.they simply give Mary too much honour, which makes them worship her indirectly.you don't need to call a thing your God before you can be worshiping it,you worship it when you value it more than God...simply put,catholics honour Mary more than they honour Jesus...
Christianity EtcRe: A List Of False Teachings In The Roman Catholic Church by misreal(m): 8:45pm On Jul 04, 2015
OLAADEGBU:
1. The Catholic church is the one true church CCC 2105

"The duty of offering God genuine worship concerns man both individually and socially. This is 'the traditional Catholic teaching on the moral duty of individuals and societies toward the true religion and the one Church of Christ.' By constantly evangelizing men, the Church works toward enabling them 'to infuse the Christian spirit into the mentality and mores, laws and structures of the communities in which [they] live.' The social duty of Christians is to respect and awaken in each man the love of the true and the good. It requires them to make known the worship of the one true religion which subsists in the Catholic and apostolic Church. Christians are called to be the light of the world. Thus, the Church shows forth the kingship of Christ over all creation and in particular over human societies."

Is this true or not?
is this the only point you can defend??
Christianity EtcRe: See What Happens To You After Worshipping At Mountain Of Fire by misreal(m): 8:42pm On Jul 04, 2015
Hahahaha..lol
Christianity EtcRe: Shocking Discovery About NIV Bible. (a Must-read For True Believers) by misreal(m): 8:37pm On Jul 04, 2015
justirich:
Just checked some of these verses and found they were actually missing. I just hope there is a better explanation. If not, then it's really scary endtime things o!
You can confirm if you have NIV Bible App.
there is no explanation for removing a verse from the bible..
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Pray To Marry A Lady With Your Mum's-like Attitude To Your Dad by misreal(m): 8:35pm On Jul 04, 2015
My mum is not a bad person oh,but I will rather remain single... lipsrsealed...infact I broke up with a girl because she behaved like my mum..
Jokes EtcRe: Chaiiiiiiii.........if Na Me Eh??i Go Kill Masef....lol... by misreal(op): 5:58am On Jul 04, 2015
Barry2015:
God of mercy!!!odikwa serious
u no dey sleephuh
Jokes EtcChaiiiiiiii.........if Na Me Eh??i Go Kill Masef....lol... by misreal(op): 4:46am On Jul 04, 2015
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I
shouldn't). When I
got to my fiance's place for dinner,he
seemed excited to see
me and exclaimed delightedly "Darling I have
a surprise for
you tonight". He then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair
at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as
he was about
to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.
He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he
returned and went
to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed was still
affecting me and the
pressure was becoming unbearable, so
while my
fiancé was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted
my weight to one leg and let one go. It was
not only loud,
but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running
over a skunk in
front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin
from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then,
shifting to the
other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink
was worse than
cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully
tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on
releasing atomic
bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pressure was
indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled
the end of my
freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few
more times with
my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded
my hands back on
it feeling very relieved and pleased with
myself.
My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my
fiancé returned, apologizing for taking so
long. He asked me
if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I
assured
him I had not. At this point, he removed the
blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests
including his
Mum and Dad were seated around the table,
with hands
holding their noses.....
If you were in her shoes, what will you do?

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Battling Boko Haram Outside Maiduguri by misreal(m): 4:22am On Jul 04, 2015
In six months time,Nigerians will begin to sing gej's praise and buhari will wish he was never born. The way he went about bragging that he will stop BH,made people vote for him,now I think BH wants to stop him oh.
ComputersHelpful Tips Needed Pls. by misreal(op): 9:03pm On Jul 03, 2015
Hello my friends.firstly,let me state that I love playing games on my system but the problem is,my charger always get faulty.I need tips on how to avoid this...
PhonesRe: I Cant Send Text Mesaages Ir Call Their Customer Service For Days Now.. by misreal(op): 3:59pm On Jul 03, 2015
Ama80:
U AR not alone ooo.i just posted a similar thing in anoda thread.if u call the c.c,u will listen to music ad if u are tired u hang up.
my dear e don' tire me
PhonesRe: I Cant Send Text Mesaages Ir Call Their Customer Service For Days Now.. by misreal(op): 8:03am On Jul 03, 2015
nifemi25:
This is what too much of garri and groundnut causes.
my guy take am easy na..Lol..I did d needful after she corrected me...just try and help me instead of arguing a beg.
PhonesRe: I Cant Send Text Mesaages Ir Call Their Customer Service For Days Now.. by misreal(op): 7:31am On Jul 03, 2015
SPG4U:
Guy incomplete post...what network
thanks dear.its Glo network.I can't send text messages,neither can I call them...
PhonesI Cant Send Text Mesaages Ir Call Their Customer Service For Days Now.. by misreal(op): 7:22am On Jul 03, 2015
I am just tired of this Glo network,i cant send text messagea neither can i call their customer service.please am i the only one experiencing this trash??
Christianity EtcRe: ISIL Terriorist Warns Hamas Terriorist by misreal(m): 11:39pm On Jul 01, 2015
when will this people realise that what keeps Israel is greater than their bullets..mtchwwww.....
Christianity EtcRe: Revelation About The Birth Of O. O. Obu By Prophet Enun Nkpa by misreal(m): 11:31pm On Jul 01, 2015
hahahahahah....funny thread.I pity those believing olumba's lies.if olumba is that powerful let him come to me and convert me..Lol..then I will show him I know the Christ who is Jesus..I don' dey wait for am since,e never come..mtchwwww...
Christianity EtcRe: Revelation About The Birth Of O. O. Obu By Prophet Enun Nkpa by misreal(m): 11:29pm On Jul 01, 2015
DeCleff:
Jesus is the way and nobody disputs that. But was Jesus not part of the trinity? Does it means that other members of the Trinity can't save? Even Jesus atributed all the miracles He to the Father who is the Holy Spirit,

Incase if you don't know, the Name Jesus means Saviour and therefore don't except Him to return again as Jesus because He is not coming to die for any man's sin as a Saviour but to rule as the King of Kings. He has a new name which those waiting for Him to come as Jesus don't know. His new name is the same with His Father's Name Revelstions 3:12.

Now let me show you what your pastor(s) will never tell you.

Isaiah 7:14 was referring to the birth of Our Lord Jesus Christ as confirmed in Matthew 1:21-23. In Isaiah 53, the type of His sufferings were revealed. He never reigned as a king but was persecuted by the Jews, He was stoned and called names. He even warned His disciples from telling anyone that He was the Christ. Why would He not allow them to announce to the world about His identity?

The answer is He has not yet come to reign as Christ but to offer Himself as the perfect sacrifice for sin in order to save man which is why He is called Saviour(Jesus). He came as a Jew and purchased salvation for mankind.

But before His ascensio, He asked the Father to glorify Him by Himself with the same glory He had with the Father before the Creation of the world John 17:5. That glory will not be given to Him in heaven but on earth because He was already glorified in heaven.

That was why He made the promise of the coming of the comforter, who is the Holy Spirit Personified. Who will be His Father on earth and gloeify Him.

Lets go to His return as a Gentile. In Isaiah 9:6-7, Read that scriptures very well you will notice that Jesus was never addressed with any of the Names. In Isaiah 7:14 and Matthew 1:21-23, the Bible was referring to the birth of the Saviour who will suffer terribly as recorded in Isaiah 53. But in Isaiah 9:6-7, the Bible is referring to the birth of Christ who will reign and execute judgement on earth as a descendant of Easu( Black African) Isaiah 63. If you study Isaiah 63 very well, you notice that the person talking about how He suffered alone was Christ. You will also notice that He wasn't coming as a Saviour (Jesus) but as a Ruler and Judge of all. I will suggest a reference Bible in order to connect with other scriptures.

Jesus Christ Himself revealed to John about the Birth of a male child who will rule the world with a rod of an iron Revelations 12:1-5. Who do you think is that male child? He is the reincarnated Christ, the Son of the Holy Spirit Person( O. O. Obu). He has a new name, dressed in red garment, called Faithful and Truth, called the Word of God and the KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS Revelations 19:11-21.

Study, digest it and pray to God for guidance.

Perfect peace be unto you
hahahahha
Christianity EtcRe: If We Give Room To Gay Marriage We Must Give Room To Bestiality.m. by misreal(m): 11:21pm On Jul 01, 2015
Atigba:
Thought Jesus died for our sins

We no longer live in the old testerment lawslaws undecided

We re now in the new testerment
hahahahhaahah...wack way to interprete the scriptures.
FamilyRe: We Hope To Die Same Day — 81-year-old Twins (photo) by misreal(m): 11:17pm On Jul 01, 2015
lalasticlala:
http://www.punchng.com/feature/octogenarian/we-hope-to-die-same-day-81-year-old-twins/
the person that pushed this thing to front page deserves a visit to my lion's cage..so make I snap my grand mama pic so that I go make front page na.
Science/TechnologyRe: 5 Inventions By Kids. by misreal(m): 6:59am On Jul 01, 2015
RobinHez:
source: http://edscienceblog..com/2015/05/inventions-by-kids.html

Who says kids can't be innovative? these five inventions were all dreamt and actualized by kids.
[img]http://4.bp..com/-2X-gOAGlxms/VWdgOIFE7-I/AAAAAAAAAa4/HRs7N5A3Wo4/s200/braille.jpg[/img]1. Braille: Braille is a writing system for blind and visually impaired people. Its a system that consists of small raised dots that can be read with the sense of touch.
This life-changing invention was created by 15 year old Louis Braille in 1824, who lost his sight in an accident. With this writing system, the blind can read books and even computer screens.

[img]http://2.bp..com/-8qTpzkiVXuA/VWdgLM6G4-I/AAAAAAAAAaw/H5ba_Xgm7wI/s200/Pascaline-calculator.jpg[/img]2. The Calculator: At the age of 18, Blaise Pascal invented the first Mechanical Calculator named Pascaline. Though not initially accepted because it was believed it would make people become lazy, it was later made commercially available 200 years after its design.

[img]http://2.bp..com/-83G1WojoBGc/VWdh4XXWA0I/AAAAAAAAAbU/yQPWfLotQFE/s200/ice_pop_packaging.jpg[/img]3. Ice Pop: This was an invention 'by accident'. In 1905, 11 year old Frank Epperson left a mixing stick in a glass of powdered soda and water. Due to the cold temperature that night, he woke up to find a frozen pop, which he initially called 'Episcle'. After patenting 'Popcicle' in 1923, it has gone on to be a Kid's delight.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-V0VoXtgnkFw/VWdgHxdw3uI/AAAAAAAAAas/1eZNUHhbmI4/s200/Children-jumping-on-a-tra-001.jpg[/img]4. The Trampoline: This gymnastic apparatus which has been incorporated into the olympics was invented by George Nissen in 1935 alongside his gymnastic coach. It is now also used in flight and Astronaut training and of course. . . for recreational purposes.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-_oQ561EuN5E/VWdgGyut3eI/AAAAAAAAAak/oA6VTXKHpco/s200/42497972-CNBC_inventions_by_kids_earmuffs.jpg[/img]5. Ear Muffs: This simple but ear-warming piece was invented by 15-year old Chester Greenwood. The idea came to him after he got tired of having cold ears while ice-skating in his area. He made a wire loop and requested his grandmom to sew fur (soft hair from some animals) on its ends. He kept working on the model and finally obtained patent rights in the 1870s. This piece of device was used to keep the US soldiers' ears warm during the World War.

cc: lalasticlala
the list is incomplete without tecno phones.
BusinessRe: Banks And Blood Money. by misreal(m): 9:13pm On Jun 30, 2015
kk.
Jokes EtcJust Imagine... by misreal(op): 1:48pm On Jun 30, 2015
imagine a situation where you have a test to write in yen minutes time,and shit,I mean to dedicate dey hungry me....what do I do nowhuh
PhonesRe: Do Not Buy Tecno F6 For Any Reason by misreal(m): 10:58am On Jun 30, 2015
asuustrike2009:
Mine is 2yrs old tecno L3 and hasn't had hardware issues.
majority carries the vote my brother.even phone dealers complain about tecno products.because it worked for you doesn't mean it works for others..
Christianity EtcRe: “faith Is This: To Touch Jesus" Pope Francis by misreal(m): 8:15am On Jun 30, 2015
johnw74:
Mary, encouraging Jesus to fix the wine shortage problem, has nothing at all to do with praying to Mary

Mat 6:6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Christians pray to God, who hears our prayers
Christians have a personal relationship with God
we don't ask someone to go to God for us.

Psa 34:15 The eyes of the LORD are upon the righteous, and his ears are open unto their cry.


2Ch 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2Ch 7:15 Now mine eyes shall be open, and mine ears attend unto the prayer that is made in this place.

Also we go to God to ask forgiveness of our sins
we don't go to man.
Jesus didn't come to establish any relationship BTW man and Mary but man and God..I dare anybody to show me three scriptures from the old testament that portrays Mary as our intercessor.meanwhile,catholics are not bad people,they are just in error,and I have seen a lot of them come out of it and become even stronger that most of us pentecostals...so don't judge them..
Christianity EtcRe: “faith Is This: To Touch Jesus" Pope Francis by misreal(m): 8:11am On Jun 30, 2015
italo:
As Jesus performed his first miracle of turning water into wine...at the the intercession of our mother, Mary...

May he grant us also the miracles we need. Amen.

Sacred Heart of Jesus...have mercy on us.

Immaculate Heart of Mary...pray for us.
hehehehe.this is the result of interpreting the scriptures without the help of the holy ghost..I just dey watch oh..
CelebritiesRe: What Dencia Wore To The 2015 BET Awards {pictures Here} by misreal(m): 3:17pm On Jun 29, 2015
Tval:
grin grin Now i get you.
hahahaha...have you ever performed on stage and everybody just turns and begins to walk outa the building.if you have,you can only pity those who received awards in front of empty seats.nobody to clap,cheer or even stand.mtchwww.

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