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u don save lives with this information...abeg wetin b the Igbo name of that fruit abi na leave

learn to fry ur own chicken and cook ur own fried rice and stop buying from every eatery you see.....BTW nafdac abeg make u na do Una job..

op na only u dey see woman unclothedness....ur eye caution am o before its too late....

who u don EPP??

ugly girlwho u don create??

I think your a learner....

very simple....just follow your heart

this babe love tummy belt..... in love with belt. BTW she is beautiful

you asked question and ur answering it ursef

FTC

[quote author=fifidavies post=44610316]thats not totally true. Kos u can never be frnds with a guy for so long without feelings arising from either of u. If u dnt notice it then one person is damn good at hiding emotions[/quote....ave lots of male friends but one way or the another they will tends to break the bridge but as far you can convince them that your in relationship I think they will back out..the best is when the both party are in a relationship...

DharmyYinks:
Inshort... u re comfortable being friend-zoned??

as far I don't ave feelings for the guy
....

when you have guys as friends its the best ever...you will be able to have evrything you want without him having sex with you

wetin op do una now.....op abeg which soap you use bath before posting this thread becos virtually everybody like something else in that pix expect you.op no mind them you look like jollof rice...yummy

charisma1:
he is on point JUST HAPPENED IN LAGOS.
..
It happened in Lagos 2days ago. I heard it
yesterday
at lunch.
This world is becoming even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed
seductively standing along the road.
She was just too sexy to be overlooked. He
picked her
up and abandoned the way home to a hotel.
He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he
was on top of her.
The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When
he was having sex with her, her moanings
sounded like
a 'hissing snake'.
But he was carried away with her moves and
didn't
really
give his concern to it.
The married man had sex with her over and over
again.
Paid her more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of
having another round with her.
He didn't find her on the bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He
scrambles out of bed and saunters to the
bathroom.
He opened the door.
His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big
pythons
talking to each other. He screamed loudly.
The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door
and
found it locked.
The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help
and
banged the door. The pythons got to him and
jumps to
strike him. ""
""
Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed
but
couldn't when he discovered
it was just a nightmare.
The room was dark. The lights were switched
off......He felt
something cold touching his body. He searched
with
his hands and it felt like a cylinder
with a hard skin impregnated with scales.
He finally felt something trying to swallow his
head.
He touched it and discovered it was a big snake
trying to
swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark.
His head, down to his chest was inside the
snake's
mouth.
The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face.
He started struggling and struggling.
But the snake pinned him down.
He tried to scream for help but couldn't because
if he
opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva
will
flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it
forcefully.
He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake
was too
strong.
He managed to bite the snake's tongue.
The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits
him.
He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth
and
discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an
empty bottle and smashed the python.
The python collapsed.
He jerked up and jumped out of the bed.
He started screaming for help. He dashed out of
the
hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife
was asleep already. He crawled into the bed
beside his wife and slept off.
He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his
wife
has turned into a snake..
The wife told him everything he did and how he
stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise,
his wife told him she was her
mother disguised in a different body.
He cheated on her with her mother.
She got so angry.
The man almost committed suicide.
His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry
her mother back to the house if not she'll kill
him.
He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel.
He
went straight to the hotel room and found his
wife,
mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room.
They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he
realised they were all in the same secret cult.
They stood up and watch him without saying a
word.
""
""
Great panic gripped him by the throat.
He couldn't talk..... And the only problem now is
that ** I don't just know
how I will end this FAKE
STORY... ****
Mtcheww www...
Happened in LAGOS my foot ..... Fake story
joor...
I'm sorry if I scared you. Anyway this is one way
of saying *be careful in life*
Did i really pulled ur legs? Abeg no vex. But una
too
like story o! Lolz.

got me there... got frightened at a point...tank for nothing

WiLdFLame:
Dating,Relationship,Marriage,Friendship all are means to an end.
let's not discuss what's right or wrong cos dre nothing like dat. why? its individual; personal...u cant use ur wrongs or rights as a yardstick judge or depict hw other people's relatnshp should be.
FVCK LOVE..... for dis 21 century?? heart for Man-God Relationship, rational thinking; brain for Man-Man Relationship.
It should be mutual exclusive, about each other selfless and selfish contributions in d Relationships to achieve dat ends(whareva). u dey date me for my money fine wetin me sef dey get in return?(forget toto matta oo, what happens to oloshos and ashewos anyway?) after i don see wetin i want. oya cum dey carry ur load dey go...i don achieve my own end be dat. na to move find oda relatnsp achieve anoda end be d nxt. datz hw life be. nt one yeyestic "i dey do am favour" by dating him or her ni. every relationship no be means??

some say its a game...let the best man wins..

Cutehector:
like seriously i'm a shy guy. Quiet type.

hmmm...issorait

Cutehector:
Very true.. omgosh.. I am a serious culprit..

Especially number one. Chai may God help me.

so na shyness dey make you to dey talk too much for nairaland.....lolz...if I hear say you shy .know your type

love her dressing dress...

Exxit:
If sum guys are single and lonely and have no hoes, they start trying to act like they abstaining. Dude its the opportunity you don't have lmfao...

hear yourself talk...no matter how ugly a guy is finding a gal to have s*x with isn't hard...

An0nimus:
Wonder why everytime fellas hear a guy say he virgin/celibate they immediately conclude that it's because he can't get chics to lay with. Beats me everytime.

its the level of their mentality....some people even believe virgins does not exist...

slytubadth:
@missingrib, what precisely are you driving at?

the thread is all about the male folks so am including the females..

fellis:
What the f*ck does Op mean by 'its olatokunbo again' like anyone cares who his irrelevant sexist âss is.

All these internet celebrities sef lmao

forget the package it the contents that matters...

have been waiting for this kind of thread for a very long time...as paramount to man so also to ladies (indiscriminate sex) ...sex is more than three minutes or probably ten minutes pleasure its sacred.its more like a blood covenant BTW the two parties involve. ladies also should stop jumping from one man to another in the name of dating in quote"rltship with sex" it doesn't makes that "she" different from a prostitute just a name tag differences... guys,dudes make una stop chasing any thing in skirt reserve your resources for your future wife and stop wasting it there is more to life than being a player....decency pays...

pussygotlips:
Still on a mission to fvck at least a girl from all the departments we have.


#16 down

the vision of contacting different STDs await you. donating your sp*rm to anybody in skirt

NiGeRianTr0ll:
I am much more surprised with the quality of the Picture than the Shoe...The shoe itself is a disaster waiting to happen...I can't buy such...Nike's and Addidas, Pumas and Hilfigers..That How my Wardrobe rolls ...Athlete

u sound like a failed brake...

MrAboki:
BIAFRA SHOE = Fake Shoe.



Buyer Beware.

try make yours ......appreciation is a disease to some people..

frubben:
Same way God trust u everytime and u kiss and huge him, only to go back and betray him by fucking does little girl in ur street. Wise up abeg. Who are d friends we all are, so we should all stop forming wat I don't knw abeg.

MtwEeeeeeeeeee

wao that's it.....betrayer have been in existence since God knows when...

Titilayooni:
God help those whom help themselves....Friendship is a NO for me now,av learnt that a long time

hmmm....

poverty is a sin ..I tell u..I must be rich.its a must!!!!

Toks2008:
ok i now get you but your presentation of your notion sounded odd..

Anyways some guys are jerks.

A guy must give...i repeat,a responsible guy must give and its not about how rich you are....if you give a lady a gift of 1k,she will cherish it..if a lady comes to visit and you buy her N100 food walahi she will appreciate even if she is a millionaire.

Guys biko learn.

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