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PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S21 5G For Sale. One Month Old Used Samsung Galaxy S21 For Sale. by missjekyll: 7:09am On Jan 10, 2025
ruggedtimi:
Relocating to uk..you cant use the phone over there?
Flight ticket
FamilyRe: After 10 Years Of Marriage, My Wife Doesn't Like Sex Anymore by missjekyll: 5:25am On Jan 10, 2025
Good sex is relaxing. Are you good?
If you are,then get some home help for her.

If you are not, better step up. Still arrange a home help for her
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 4:56am On Jan 10, 2025
[quote author=lavida001 post=133654235][/quote]I beg to disagree. It's not your African business,it's your personal rather bigoted business.

I am happy you are getting a lot of pushback on this thread and I hope you will have a rethink.

I feel I have to remind you that the use of slurs is not only wrong but is also illegal.
That slur you used the other day ,if anyone ever said that to me in person, I ll be on skates to HR no matter if it's my village person.

Zero tolerance for bigotry
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 4:48am On Jan 10, 2025
jedisco:
Hehe.. popcorn mood. Its the payer vs the player finally.

Elon is a nasty piece of work just look at his response to Justin Trudeau after Trump had been disrespectfully goading Canada. Imagine if it was a Chinese business man saying such.

BTW, some white South Africans in the West tend to give that bigoted vibe. Wether its the one who fired on the UK riots or Elon sef. Only got to know Elons dad impregnated his half-daughter. I watched a clip of him speaking about their upbringing and the roundabout on how he impregnated his daughter. The way he goes about it is so nauseating. Imagine if it was a Pakistani rich man who had clamoured for an extremist PM saying same.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aIDIN7Of0U
Step daughter who he first met at 4 years old. He now has 2 children with her. Thoroughly disgusting man. Now Nowonder elmo (sic) is the way he is
TravelRe: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by missjekyll: 4:39am On Jan 10, 2025
jedisco:
Stumbled upon this.

BTL dey enter my eye ooo. Anyone here on that pathway? Can people confirm if the stated yeild matches what they have in their local area.
@Missjekyll and other socialists, this is not for you
I m not a socialist...I believe in regulated capitalism and democracy which makes me a democratic socialist.

Do you know about the new renters right bill which is coming in this year? You should probably study it before you BTL,jedisco grin
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 10:09pm On Jan 09, 2025
enque:
Cc missjekyll
Thank you enque. Thank you
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 9:10pm On Jan 09, 2025
Shalom428:
Auction Result
Hi Shalom, I did wonder how you got this ? I have been looking for 2 days? Can you tell me ,please?

Thanks
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 3:21am On Jan 08, 2025
RonuMiscreant:
when did I say that?
Did you not say that? Methinks you did. Right in the middle of your sentence.

NB: I did apologise for misreading you but I m ready to have a big ol' bustup just like in the days of old. cool
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 4:11am On Jan 07, 2025
RonuMiscreant:
Please how did you invest in index funds from Nigeria?
My bad. I thought you were in the US since you had a dollar account. I apologise.
RomanceRe: How You Dey Use Kill The Shame When You Fall Your Hand(Do Wrong)For Area? by missjekyll: 9:01pm On Jan 06, 2025
It starts from asking yourself before any action " can I defend this action if its made public?".

There is nothing you can do but to grin and bear it.
Let the shame stop you from doing anything silly ever again.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 8:46pm On Jan 06, 2025
Hi Everyone,

Has anybody got the Primary market schedule for this year?
It's not online .

I wonder why they hide it angry undecided
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by missjekyll: 8:45pm On Jan 06, 2025
Allboiz:
Experts in the house
Please is it a good time to convert USD (eurobond at 5.29%) to naira and invest in treasury bill (22%)?
And when you want to move the money back to dollars?

Probably better to invest in index funds. It's up 50% .
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 8:22pm On Jan 06, 2025
justwise:
He is desperately want to run the UK govt just as he is doing with American govt right now.

He is not getting the attention and recognition he wants from the British govt even with all his money.
But Why? He is a boer and needs to be meddling in Holland. He is bored i guess and high on laughing gas
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 7:17pm On Jan 06, 2025
Igwe ,e don talk anoda one....

TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 10:27pm On Jan 05, 2025
Tax the rich.
When people get stratospherically wealthy, they unfailingly become villains.


Look at the sort of unhinged person the US has handed power to. They created this monster and all of us are suffering for it.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 7:25pm On Jan 05, 2025
Goke7:
Anyone following the clash between Farage and Elon Musk. Welcome to 2025!

https://x.com/nigel_farage/status/1875918844562473373?s=48&t=tk-1hGRx-HBpOmsos8uccA[/quote]I laughed out right ✅️. Farage loathes Tommy Robinson. Musk loves Tommy ten-names . Na wetin de cause fight.

Hugely entertaining
FamilyRe: Divorcing My Husband Because Of Onlyfan Girls by missjekyll: 3:11pm On Jan 05, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Lazy ke? The man has established himself as a gigolo and now makes money according to his wife, yet you dey call am lazy. huh
Making money from what? Or it doesn't matter? Yuck
FamilyRe: Divorcing My Husband Because Of Onlyfan Girls by missjekyll: 9:56pm On Jan 04, 2025
You married a man without integrity. Lazy to boot.
I am sorry but you are both incompatible. Your core values are 2 parallel lines.
SportsRe: Sevilla FC Wishes Chidera Ejuke Happy Birthday In Igbo Language by missjekyll: 1:01am On Jan 04, 2025
Goodday90:
Anuri Ọmụmụ Ụbọchị, Ejuke! 🔥🇳🇬

Zitere ozi ekele ọmụmụ ụbọchị gị n'okpuru 👇
That is sweet. I have never heard it called that though but bless their sweet little hearts. Lol
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 11:39pm On Jan 03, 2025
lavida001:
Pajeets are having it hot 🤣. I never like them because they behave like they are superior to black people. They should use their said knowledge to get rid of all the poop in their country. Even the h1b they are getting is through dubious means. They have mastered the art of gaming whatever system the find themselves. Plus they are also secretive, dem no dey drop updates 🤣
But this is a slur,now...why call people that?
And why stereotype people ?
You wouldn't be happy reading this about Nigerians in an Indian forum now,would you?

I know some lovely Indian people and we get along like a house on fire. Try some Indian friends. You ll be amazed.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 11:26pm On Jan 03, 2025
Soraco57:
Thanks for your response, I do not see the page that address my situation, please I need ur response
https://www.gov.uk/health-care-worker-visa/your-partner-and-children

Sorry mate. There will be a lot of reading involved. Laws change all the time. I wouldn't trust hearsay on anything about immigration.

Always check this site first for the most up-to-date information.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 8:25pm On Jan 03, 2025
Soraco57:
Happy new year, wishing all fruitful 25. Please there is a question I want to ask and will be happy if I can get a solution or advise.

I am a Resident in Lithuania and I have visited UK in 2023 like 3 times , when I renewed my UK visit visa in 2024, I travelled to UK in January in 2024 where I met my wife and we got married in Nigeria in Dec 2024. Though between 2024 jan and DeC 2024 I have visited her in the UK so many times .

She works as a senior care worker in her place of work as she came in 2023 before the changes in the immigration laws .


Please what are the things to be done in order to join her as a dependant in the UK , I legally live in Lithuania, what are the documents I need to submit together with hers , I need advise about going about it .


Thanks
Use this website to answer all your questions and apply for your visa

https://www.gov.uk/browse/visas-immigration
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 8:20pm On Jan 03, 2025
Zahra29:
No worries, I asked about location because prescriptions are free in Scotland/ Wales but chargeable in England.

To get the medical exemption certificate,
ask your GP for an FP92A form and fill this out. Your GP will sign it and send it off and you should receive the certificate (it's a card) in the post. You'll need to present this card to the pharmacy each time you collect your prescriptions as evidence that you don't need to pay.

Note it's completely free to obtain the medical exemption certificate. Note also that it applies only to the named holder.
https://check-for-help-paying-nhs-costs.nhsbsa.nhs.uk/start

It may be worth checking here if you are entitled to free prescriptions. Just to save you a trip and a curt response from your GP. smiley
FamilyRe: Groom And Bride's Families Clash Over Bride Price In Imo State. by missjekyll: 10:23pm On Jan 01, 2025
Ridiculous.

Is the daughter being put up for sale?
PoliticsRe: Bishop Oyedepo’s 2025 Prophecies: The Most INSANE Predictions Yet by missjekyll: 10:15pm On Jan 01, 2025
Lies
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 1:56am On Jan 01, 2025
Zahra29:
The last time we had mass building of truly affordable homes was when the government spearheaded the building of hundreds of thousands of social homes post WWII. Since the 1980s, the UK has undergone significant shifts in our housing landscape. During this era, housing delivery largely transferred from the public sector to private developers. This monumental change has created a gaping void in the supply of affordable housing, contributing to the housing crisis we see today.

Labour has confirmed that they will stick to the existing orthodoxy and will rely on the private sector to build the new homes. They haven't yet confirmed what percentage of new homes developers will be required to allocate for affordable/social housing. The current requirement is only 10%. This figure needs to be much higher to meet affordable housing targets but such conditions will likely discentivise many private developers, and others will simply find a way around it as they have done for many years. Lavida is absolutely right that private developers want maximum profit at the end of the day.

Another issue is quality. Many new builds are not built to the same standard as older homes due to cutting corners to maximise profit. Imagine what the quality would be for privately built affordable homes (which in itself sounds a bit like an oxymoron).
I get your scepticism after 14 yrs of the Tories but let's let Labour cook now,shall we?...Let them cook smiley
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 8:17am On Dec 31, 2024
lavida001:
When Private equity companies build these houses they will want maximum profit, which means high cost to rent or buy.

Where are those on benefit those not willing to work going to get the funds to pay rents or mortgage down payment.
Well there won't be "maximum profit " on these particular houses as they will be affordable. Labour is not going to take on Nimbys for you to now come and gather excessive profits. Nope.

As to your second paragraph, shelter is a basic human need . It doesn't matter whether they are on benefits or not? If they do not have any savings and therefore qualify for benefits, the state will then owe them housing. It's a right .

What was the question again?
It appears you know of a benefit fraudster? Why not tip off the Dept of works and pension like a good citizen instead of sort of stewing about it?

That's what I would do.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 8:24pm On Dec 30, 2024
bidemi1190:
Please, house, can you advise me on a beginner-friendly credit card?
You ve been here for 2 years. Ask your bank for one.

Don't use more than 25% of your balance in a month.

Completely clear your balance every month and you're good.

Don't spend what you cannot pay back.

If you cannot pay off everything you ve used in a month, you MUST pay the minimum otherwise your credit score will take a hit.

Remember any balance you haven't paid ll attract interest for you to pay.

I ve got 2 credit cards.both fully paid off. It's really just to show you are credit worthy.

Hope you are registered to vote? That looks good too
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 3:26am On Dec 30, 2024
Lolllllll

Twitter has become too toxic for even Elon Musk. E never jam sef...they ll shred him like salad.

Hope he doesn't come to bluesky where we are enjoying civil intellectual discussions. He is welcome to his gremlins

TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 3:21am On Dec 30, 2024
lavida001:
You did not answer my question.

How will they fund building of 1.5 million homes?
Another loan or increase tax ?
I have answered you. The government revamps planning regulations which doesn't require funds,building companies stump up the cash and build the houses.

Everybody wins except the nimbies
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 2:41am On Dec 30, 2024
lavida001:
How are labour going to raise capital to build these houses, don’t we have 20 billion black hole anymore?
There is still a black hole but the government is not building these houses directly.

The government is making it easier for building companies by setting mandatory targets for counties,they have targeted areas with very high housing demand and thus higher house prices(these newbuilds will be more affordable and energy efficient), rewriting the planning laws to circumvent nimbies ( Not in my backyard people) who usually oppose building for often selfish nonsensical reasons.

These companies will employ a lot of staff and buy materials for these. The staff ll spend their salaries paying tax as they do, tax ll be paid on the materials and services. Voila ,growth!

I m just perking up my ears for the increase in visas for builders. I have a couple of able-bodied relatives in Nigeria who ll be delighted to help.

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