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AngryIgboDon:
The horrible stories I have been reading while on incognito mode has been making me laugh so hard.

Many of you are still yet to understand why Lagos state is the only state in the world their welcoming sign board is; "THIS IS LAGOS." Other states I visited are usually "Welcome to Accra, Welcome to Doha, Welcome to Legon, Welcome to Abuja, Welcome To Addis Ababa, Welcome to Onitsha, Welcome To Asaba". But only Lagos is the state I have seen "This is Lagos".

From the moment I stepped foot into Lagos the first time 20 years ago, I have always understood that sign as; "This is Lagos. Shine your eyes"

Aside driving people from point A to B, how do you guys manage to develop an inter-personal relationship with total strangers suddenly?

Only on this thread have I read stories of drivers following riders home to sleep in their houses due to offline contracts. For how much kwanu?

I also saw one that said that the rider was "so good" that he had to tell her not to pay? All the way from Command Ipaja to Sangatedo?" Can you imagine? All these Lekki girls with juju buried deep in their epidermis... I hail una jazz man

The Twitter guy scam is similar to what nearly played out on our own luxurydriver here. He met one who might have promised him mansions in the sky . But it ended in premium tears.

It was on same Twitter that I read where one driver narrated how he was so hungry on a particular day that his rider took him home and offered him Okro Soup and Semovita. Can you imagine? Una get mind for this world oo. This one will just be licking away his destiny without knowing.

Scroll up a little and see one already telling humongous stories of how his current client "is shedding tears of joy" after listening to old blues. Oga DJ jimmy jatt abi neptune, I hail oo. You even had the morale to be licking Yoghurt the so called woman that looked Frenchie offered you? You are licking Frenchie Yoghurt just laidat?... Chai

ina alacha Yoghurt abi? Jisie Ike.

Thats how stories that end in premium tears begins.... Lets be watching

Vision2045:


Oga e no go work.....Uber app na abroad standard

Gentlelife50:
All these men that invite ladies and switch off phones or not pick calls what exactly is the colour of your problems?

This girl my (last trip yesterday) came from Lekki to VGC and the man didn't pick calls again.
I have to start going back to Lekki, the girl was just boiling and shouting in the voice note she sent the man.
Thank God she was on promo, the fare was 2,800 and she was to balance 2k which was what she have.
But men no dey try ooo

fasa199:



How dis matter take end?? How you go just stop this kind story like that??

chillex8:

This is uber loot aka blood money

ndubuis:
Nope, a rider will need to get the f*ck out. Lol I don't have time to be parking stuffs from my car. That will even be more embarrassing than a simple polite ask for the rider to go out with you.

Freshprince91:


Go to the nearest operation centre near you. I chose Adekunle Fajuyi way because it was a stone throw to my crib, moreover, a trip from Aguda surulere brought me to Isaac Jones around 12pm, so i decided to check in and sign up.
The place is very rowdy and there's a construction work going on around the area, so its either you park your car at home or be prepare to visit a car wash immediately you're done.
I have not been activated though. Their server was down before i left there , may be because Drivers don dey sign up plenty .

Freshprince91:
Any of my brothers here at 46, Adekunle Fajuyi way for O'car registration?
Mehn, this place is crowded o !

GAZZUZZ:


Was that the question I asked? 1 month or a few days?

GAZZUZZ:


Late of 1 month or a few days?

My best driver paid today (even before uber and Taxify alert) the others will pay tomorrow. Late payment is Thursday and there's a penalty attached plus you have to start counting again from 0 - 8 weeks for free 1 week payment bonus.

GAZZUZZ:


So you destroyed the car and didn't pay your rental previously?

GAZZUZZ:


Cars can be fixed, can Bad drivers be fixed?

chillex8:


The ideal way is for drivers to pay rental on Day 1 of the week. And renew subsequently.

But most e-hailing cars are dead and nonsense.

For instance a driver pays rental and few days later, car develops an issue, its his loss..

All these car owners shouting #assurance, don't have #assured cars. Yes I said it. Your cars are dead. Quote me.

I will pay rental on day1 and renew subsequently for any tokunbo car in pristine condition.

But a Nigerian used car, previously driven on Uber/taxify, I will pass over.

Driver-partners, ensure to test the car like u are buying a car, before you pay #assurance.

Ask them why the previous driver dropped the car, even request for the ex-drivers number to ascertain what you are jumping into.

Most of these car-owners are liars. Quote me.

In, all, there are very few good men "car-owners, and partner-drivers alike"

P.S, I have ZERO tolerance for driver default.

Sagamaje:
Tell Buhari the old fool to return the price of PMS back to its abi initio price I.e 87. Anyone that supports Foolhari needs brain surgery. May Amadioha strike all his Media Cows

Vuso:
Good ppl in the house pls what’s your take on this. I took a rider this morning for cash trip and she did transfer but I’m yet to get d alert.1400naira trip on Uber. After like 3hours I called her to confirm n she sent me screenshot of her debit but am yet to get alert since 8:50am. I’ve taken 2 other riders that did transfer and got their alert.Am I being scammed or what? Should I tell Uber? Note that she sent me a screenshot of her debit and I’ve checked my GTBank online and no alert from her yet.

GAZZUZZ:
talking about being a boss, someone on this thread claimed to have been emancipated from the bonds of rental, and had bought his own vehicle, I was happy for the individual, and decided to donate 21,000 worth of synthetic engine oil to celebrate with him.
Up till today I am yet to hear from him.

Please if you are the one, kindly disregard my offer, I will hold on to my goods.

Daveonoja:
Usually I go flat out on uber...but my last 2weeks on mostly taxify is making me think again. I think I wld go flat out on taxify this week...140K or nothing ..who is game Let's go rake in all the available bread

Crownhouxe:


Driver and partners should find a way to communicate to Uber the importance of safety of drivers. Uber could be pressured to make safety of drivers a priority when there is a concerted effort of the parties involved. It better to start now. You don't want to wait until another driver or partner loses his or her life. Let's do it now! Make your concern known to Uber.

Romeo3:
Nice one Romeo. We just got pranked !














April fool amigos...... April fool.

Romeo3:
Taxify has introduced destination trips. 3 destination trips daily as against uber's 2.... You can also now see where a rider is going from 10 pm to 2am

These guys mean business.

Carshopper:


Let's hang out at amazing grace, pako ogudu

Chuwaa:


Ogudu is a sure bet any working day. I always have this funny experience, anytime I close in the evening and heading home, requests come and destination has all been Magodo

ifyeez:
Physical riders . Abeg no kee me. Anyway today is kinda slow tho. Was at Ogudu more than 30min no request, moved to another now

truenaijaworld:
Reno Omokri via his twitter handle remembered the vice president, Prof Yemi Osinbajo that for the five years Former President Goodluck Jonathan destroyed Nigeria, A 50kg bag of rice was sold for 8,000 Naira.

Remember that for the 5 years Jonathan ‘destroyed’ Nigeria
50kg bag of rice was ₦8000
Fuel was ₦87
$1 was ₦150 (₦199 in 2015)
Lagos-Abuja air fare was ₦10,000
A bottle of Coke was ₦60
A tin of Peak milk was ₦80
₦18,000 minimum wage was equal to $120

https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/979465749445083136

GAZZUZZ:


congratulations, contact me for 5 units of 1quart bottles Mobil 1 5w30 advanced full synthetic free of charge.

ifyeez:
Yes his not remitting any money to nobody now, he has gained his freedom and will enjoy whatever he earns, it’s a personal ride not just for Uber alone. .

BlvckSoul:




Congratulations, although I'm a bit confused, your moniker and gender are speaking different languages.