Benignasweety:
You stay in Lagos? dey do 4D scan for 6k in Everight. They are at Alaba.

Yes am based in lagos but Alaba is very far from me.

phlakkeys:


You haven't missed roll call for the month of May. I think we should wait till Monday so it can come with prayer Monday stuff.
@ lotannad, nneejima, Niyyah, niphmmy, and Burntcoal, please come sama us LOs gender so it can be updated in next roll call.
#TeamJuly mamas, God will perfect all that concerns us. It is well with us.

Abeg cappo wen updating just put d gender as d spirit direct u jor.i went for d 4d scan n on getting der i was told 15k(money that is enough to buy me 1 bag of rice) just to check gender.i just did about turn and head back home.i will wait for my baby to come to know d gender.

Depending on ur tribe....as omo yoruba n how we do it,on d 8 day is all party day except d fund is not available.the igbos do low key then do big party for dedication wc also depend on availability of fund.

mizz2posh:
Hey mommas, how are you all doing? I want to ask you mommas who have had your LOs, did you have a big christening party or something low key, in house? asking because I was discussing with dh about planning for it since my edd is june, and I usually have 38th week babies, which means baby might come this month and also, because, I have been eating other peoples christening rice , but dude thinks we should have somthing low key, I.e pastor comes n prays, some drinks n food, have a few close friends and family over, but no noise, like dj or invited guests etc which is how I see people doing it here in naija, mind you, we have 2 other kids but we didnt have them here so we didnt have any party after birth, just baby shower while I was pregnant, but when you are in Rome you behave like the Romans abi?why is this guy hell bent on disgracing me like this? Meanwhile people have been calling to ask if I have given birth and to not forget to invite them for the party

Kawa,this one is summary oooooo are u telling me u did nt slap doctor this time around?
All the same,congrats once again.

ahnie:
My Birth story.

Contractions started around 5:45am on 1st of may.i bore it.it became frequent every 15minutes.i managed it till 3.37pm and got to the hospital,I was check and was asked for my delivery bag.i rang my neighbour to bring the bag for me.she was still at home,went I later called that I have given birth.she was surprised.

Baby weights 4kg...normal vD delivery....small natural tear.painless,sharp,smooth delivery.

Tenk you Jesus.

Ayam no longer oyin birth story!

Welcome back and happy bumping
How is President mofe and our little bun ?

tyconcepts:
Where are my gang members oooooo

Proudmom
Ozycy
Mitchyy
Liftedhands
Enkaydewdrop
Modath
Shawlay
Cherrymum
Raptor
Mellymelicious
Missmalachi
Zaynie

Hian...... I don forget plenty of my gang members monikers ooooo


Make una no fear..... No be pregnancy announcement..... Kent someone miss u guys in peace ni


I feel like getting pregnant just been here mehnnnnnn

I think it might also be psychological.program ur mind rightly n it will work wonders.
My dh also works offshore n s.x hs been heavenly cos we hv enough time to miss each other n chat dirty n plan on d style we will gv each other when we see.

So can actually create such fantasy when he is at work n chat abt it so that when u guys see,it will be wow

Chanbaby:
Pls let me rant. Before I got pregnant when I kpekus with Dh I dont feel any pleasure anytime he penetrate I only do when he uses is joystick on my clitoris outside or he uses his finger to stroke it out I experience orgasm in less than 5mins. He has tried different style so I can feel it. So kpekusing for my dh is serious work cos he will look for different ways for me to get pleasure from penetration still no way. I tot maybe after I give birth it will change but it didn't . Still the same thing its really giving me great concern. I thought maybe cos I married as a virgin and my dh works offshore so no constant kpekusing. I feel my honeypot has not yet open very well but now when pikin head don pass he suppose don open. Am I normal or is there anyone that experiences same thing? Help a worried mama.

I can go morning afternoon and night eating it
Balance diet tor sure

pamelar:
BA I welcomed my princess @38wks 5am today may1st via VD weighing 3kg

Wow......may mama's are not smiling ooooooo 2nd ba for today alone.

Congrats dear.....may she bring u immeasurable joy.

ahnie:
Pls say a prayer for me...am inside the favour room!

Kawa....swift delivery to u dear

Yes very possible cos babies knows their mother's smell.the bonding btw child n mother is just too strong.

Learn to allow her sleep on the bed cos too much carrying will only add stress to u the mother and once baby get use to it,it will be difficult for u to do any work or rest.

With my first i ensure no one carry her unnecessarily so that when they all leave i wont be left with a baby who is use to carrying.

@Proudmom38.....thanks for d mention.how is proudy n prouddad?when will u come and registers here nau?

nicoleswizzi:
Good day mamas...trust everyone is OK...
So I wanted to ask o...is it possible for babies to recognize dre mother from 2/3weeka after birth...bcs my baby... Weneva she's crying...and I collect her from whoever is crying her...she stops crying...immediately...
Again my mum said she CNT see and hear well for now that with time ... She will be able to do that perfectly... But google made me understand that babies see and hear from d womb....

RANTING TIME
My baby dosnt allow me sleep well...both night and day...I put her on my body..or carry her on my arms... pacing around just for her to sleep...once I lay her on d bed...d nxt 1 to 5mins shes awake screaming... Even noticed she wants to start been clingy to me...,
Then that bloody colic makes her wriggle in pain with no help...menh its not easy at all...having headache from lack of sleep...

This are discussion and agreement one talks abt during courting.what was the agreement b4?if non then ur hubby is not being fair to u.
I will advise u talk to him and let him know ur reasons for wanting baby now.
I hope u work too to support him?

belladsweet:
Gooday all I'm a new Bride Now this is my dilemma my hubby said no Baby yet until we are fully stable financially that will be in a year or so while me I can't wait to conceive @least 2Months after marriage cos I will be 30 this year please what do I do? I plan to tell some lies regarding my period days so I could conceive.

Just can't wait to see my baby...

Drama queen...hope u will cooperate this time around ooooo

ahnie:
Its dooyin me somehow ooo..as if my waist wants to fall.my bumbu.m o....i want to pee oooh...no I don't want to pee.i think I want to poo po.o.no I don't want to poo poo again.okay I think I want to Lie down.

No lemmi quickly fry stew...no I don't want to fry stew again.i want to

Zay.nie coman rub my back...missmalachi i want to eat chin chin.

bryanarchie:
please help, ooooooo everyone said it's normal but I'm in terrible Pains. they said baby is engaging but I can't bear it opioid. from my waist to tummy.please pray for me it's too painful..call me Biko I'm getting tired poop... God what is going on.

Pls go to hospital....even if it is normal,let ur doctor tell u so

So the bride is on white.........issorite

But they get mind oooooo to do wedding for naija.

Wemmy017:
Pls mommas, help those of us that are new here and still believing God. I've been going through the thread but i have difficulty understanding some things like:
BS, BA, DH, MIA, BH, EDD, VE, LO etc
Pls i would be grateful if the meaning of these acronyms and more are explained. I would also like to know the meaning of cerclage.

Thanks.

Birth story
Birth announcement
Darling/dear husband
Missing in action
Expected date of delivery
Virginia examination
Little one meaning ur child

Cerclage is a procedure for treatment of cervical incompetence or insufficiency, when the cervix starts to shorten and open too early during a pregnancy causing either a late miscarriage or preterm birth.

I think it is safe to use.my doc prescribed one for me yday and a particular cough syrup due to serious cough am experiencing.

@kemifemi....so sorry for ur lose..may the good lord gv u double for d lose.

Benignasweety:


Mommies, I have been so scared since yesternyt. I took septrin for dix stubborn cough I developed dat hurts my chest like 3times beliving it was safe for me o as per 3rd trimester tin... I called my mom to ask her if it was safe sha since she prescribed ampiclox for me initially and she was like dey dont administer septrin for late pregnancy.. She no yarn me d side effects but I have been scared o and google isnt saying anytin encouraging. Plz reply a concerned me?

Thats true even with teen wolf i didnt stop watching same with empire infact empire used d fav actor for it.

snezBaba:

You never see something .10 years from now LGBT community would probably have grown massively in the country and you'd be wondering how it went wrong.
First time i saw the Gay ish on Teen wolf, i was like Ewww and i wanted to quit the series but I DIDN'T...They continued their rubbish and it seems normal to me now ..When the WEST wants you to hate or love something, they use their most powerful weapon (not atomic bombs), the Media....Idi amin eats flesh, Gadaffi is a tyrant bla bla and we become enslaved unconsciously.
Sadly,Just watch and see how it becomes NORMAL in coming years.
Dont mind our epistle and FYI i prefer LES scenes.
#PeaceOut

Fkforyou:


I thought of it too. I guess it's just to catch people's interest and make them talk about it just the way we are doing now. Asides that, it's totally uncalled for.

Mind you, there could be people who don't fancy (even if they are in the minority) that kind of stuff and could make them lose interest in the show (yes there are people like that).

Its becoming a norm in almost all seasonal movies eg the 100, empire, super girl n many more.they just wnt everyone to accept it and see it has normal.

What is it with movies this days always wnt to introduce lesbian?
Pls let them leave my freya alone ooooo

DavidEsq:

Iffa tear u slap ehn. Wats the issue with "standard of living" not being diminished, wen it wasn't u who did the spending . Just look at this Agbaya. And to imagine that u use that brain as a wife. Chai!

Idiot like u stay behind keyboard to spew trash.he can afford 3m n much more dats why he did it so ols buckle up n work hard for ur own money.

As though u can even stand near me if u see me in person.check ppls profile b4 u spew rubbish.swan like u

Mine was a little above 3m n it ws 2014...am glad i had d wedding of my dreams n it did nt in anyway diminish my standard of living.

All thanks to my darling hubby .

Am so sorry kawa....pls forgive me oooo

@ phlakkeys.....i will update u soonest worry not.
#teamjuly

ahnie:
Beyedues Awa Yu.how z your ministry moving.missmalachi I no wan just answer you.lets just say...ayam vexing for you.how z baby Sophie and your masonyi

phlakkeys:
Congrats to all TeamMarch mamas
Welcome to all TeamApril mamas
Thank God for keeping us going in strength and vitality #TeamJuly mamas
Wow, just two months and we are in July. Thank God.
TEAM JULY ROLL CALL FOR April, 2017.

10. missmalachi ------------ Team X? EDD 1/7 Our girdle mama ? How waddling? So which gender should I pick for you now? XX?

#TeamJulyforsharpsharpdelivery
#TeamJulyfornoloss
#TeamJulyforstrength
#TeamJulyforhebrewwomendelivery
#TeamJulyfornolonglabour
#TeamJulyforprettyandhandsomebabies
#TeamJulyforplentymoneyfordh

Thanks for the roll call....d ministry ia moving to the permanent site.

As i hv two conflicting gender result,i intend doing 4d scan in two weeks time so i will update u then.

@ummhalimah.....congrats....may she continually bring u unending joy.

@mama zaynie....e ma binu

Good jor....na kira wayan ki ran ladi ama bia shiga ba.
Hope ur bags are pack?

ahnie:
Giddy.person Na trouser the madam wear....no bee leggins.chi.zeal n cherry.chy sup with you babes?miss pat how are you dooying?Missmalachi I need to ask o...my brain don jampacked.how z your maso yi dooyin?

Mummy wa...u hv been missing in action oooo

where art thou?missing u fa

zaynie:
Hello everyone.
sorry for being MIA. I will be back fully real soon.
I know someone who is willing to work as a nanny. She is a mother of 4, eldest is in SS2 but she really needs a job.
She is willing to come in and do cleanings or watch over kids till the evenings. She can also live in and go home on Friday evenings to resume on early Monday mornings. Whichever way you choose is fine by her.
Although she isn't literate, she is easy to get along with and hardworking. I can vouch for her because she is family by marriage.

firstpregnancy:
pls what can one do about the stomach
my in-laws are cooking me in hot water

Hahahaha....with my first i didnt allow anyone near me with hot water ooooo instead o started using girdle n ii works like magic.

mofy1:
Sexy mother's pls has anyone of us ever gotten a wrong gender scan b4. Your opinion will be highly appreciated. Isokale ayo ni o.

Yes oooo i hv done scan 3 times with this baby 1st says xy while d last 2 says xx so am just going to buy unisex cloth yo avoid stories.

A friend gave birth 3wks ago n was told xy from scan but she had xx.we had to start shopping for christening cloth all over again n all thanks to d seller who agreed on exchange.

angeltolly:
So I started having this heartburn yesterday I have not been finding it funny plus slight headache once in a while. I so hate the burning sensation in my heart

Pele dear..... it is part of the package

ahnie:
Abeg anybody should help with portable hospital list for me.and the little things to put inside bag for baby.

Please...about heading to the market.


Mama zino!

Kawa...experience mama like u is asking for list kuma?

MrsNma:
Good evening mothers in the house. Am a first time ecpectant mum. And am 26weeks gone. Was wondering if is normal to feel heavy in my stomach. And constant breast itching.

Yes very normal n it is due to babys positioning.as for d itching apply ori to avoid strech mark.

spiceeamiee:
This is my argument. Bring the native name and I bring the English name. I dont think I was being unreasonable with my suggestion. Dh is usually a very liberal and open minded person but I am slowly learning that he can be a traditionalist too. Sigh

All u need is to apply wisdom even if it means giving ur baby a tribal name but the most important thing is that d name u gv shld also be in certificate nt family name.
With my first dh rejected names from his family n mine n said his child will only hv 2 names wc he gave English n u gave yoruba.