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Ksslib: just look at Efe!! SmhSee creativity! A-fail Ambrose ![]() |
born2fuck: I read laugh and tire, you will understand the different between a case or robbery and a case of yahoo yahoo. The limit when it comes to robbery may end your life instantly or abandoned you in kirikiri without even make court trial. Abeg pray make u no enter police gbeke when it comes to this kind of tin, ur tongue fit make dey dispose U or make dem travel you over night, travel over night means kill dem arm robbers because they will label you as automatic arm robber and you will be in their cells, eat with them, do all with them, if you overdo, guy you are on your own, even by the time dey arrest ur prominent Dad or Mum, na u go say make dem no overdo, remember, not just Nigeria police will handle this case, it will be transfer to SARS in elewe eran or Panti where shooting of criminals with immediate effect means nothing to themSo spot-on There are times proving over sabi will only end ur life as B2f has rightly said. Who is this born2fuck ![]() |
GAZZUZZ: I buy cars all the time, and there are certain conditions when a seller is desperate to fufill a particular need and decides to sell his or her car at a ridiculous price so it sells quick, in situations like this its very important to know how the seller got the car and ensure the deal is clean, there are countless threads in auto sections for nigerian used cars at very low prices that would look suspicious but if you inspect and verify you might find out they are genuine sales.So true. I have sold my own things off at ridiculous prices too. There was a time i sold a phone of 50k for just 4k, cos i got fed up of the fone and had 2 other ones and the guy that wanted it really liked it but had no money. I have a doctor friend that sold his E190 for just 20k to a lab assistant at his hopital cos he wanted the guy to have a car. Problem with the op is VERIFICATION! When u get such a ridiculously low price, you shld take extra time in tracing and cross-checking the ownership with the authorities, esp vehicle registration. And all the papers shhld be verified. Then go ahead and buy so far all is in order even if the car was sold for 5naira. Afterall the owner has a choice to sell his car at any price he chooses, yours is just to verify that the car is truely his. Thank you. |
nurey: See as you throw encyclopedia oyinbo for ground, say that to Nigeria police, he would shake his head, draw out his pistol and shoot you point blank.You are sooooooo right! This is Nigeria, there is NOTHING like right with police. You would have spent hundreds of thousands with some good time in custody before you are released and told it were not guilty. As earlier said, even if you have connections with a high ranking official, u will still suffer from the boys that will nab u b4 the oga intervenes. I got an offer to buy a 1999 infiniti QX4 for 300k, house, is that suspicious? Me dey suspect o, but the dealer is a friend and i trust him, but i just dont know were he got the vehicle from. Told me it was one yahoo boy that wants to sell it. Pls advice o! |
DickDastardly: Mods front page so i can get good advice before this man takes the wrong decisionFront page ![]() Hahahahahaha I like this guy, so funny... |
Jackeeh: I used to hide lumps of eba either under d dining table or gum them behind the fridge n shout " mummy I've finished eating. See my plate is empty". And when d coast is clear, I'd remove them from were I stashed them n throw over the fence. Little did I know I was throwing them into someone's farm. One morning, someone knocked at our gate,and when it was opened, in came this man with all my supposedly swallowed garri that I had been throwing away. N I mean the whole lot of them, everything. I was mortified. And from then on,whenever I had garri as lunch,it would be under the strictest supervision. And then,making me finish even the smallest amount of eba was d cruelest thing u could do to me. But now I don't even get satisfied with a large amount of eba. Hmmmmmmm childhood!!!So i was not the only one that did this as a child ![]() How i struggled to eat eba those days and i used this ur trick, tho mine was hiding it under the table. Hahahaha Seems kids of now-a-days aint that cunny anymore. |
Gombs: Youa are sorely naive...and I've been here longer than u...this is religion section, and you know nothing about anything here, I did not bother engaging demdem, for he's noth worth it, politics section is different from here...read his signature and see why I can't discuss with such disrespectful fellow....and now honey, pls don't ever quote me again, or mention me.Hehehehehehehehe Just what i tot. Run from the truth, why didnt you address the scripture? You are one smooth operator. I shld not mention you again ![]() What are you gonna do? So u have spent 100years as a nairalander, it makes you always right and new members like me wrong? So demdem did not raise any valid point you could trash out with the word of God? You are just so pathetic. Pele |
Demdem: [size=8pt][/size]My brother, it seems you dont know these people. They esteem their pastors above God. Quoting scripture never works on them, it is all about "my pastor said". |
Demdem:They will pretend not to know this scripture now cos it does not favour their pastor's case. I am sure they are presently working on twisting the meaning of this scripture. Smh Bunch of brainwashed guymen Gombs u avoided this. Keep foooling urself |
Dragonking: According to your bible;It is pointless trying to reason with them. Let them be. |
Gombs: where did you see me mention Mohammed? how is he important to me?I have been reading ur comments. I opened This thread because i want to see this issue sincerely resolved. I love pastor Chris and his efforts in spreading the Gospel, but so far i realized something abt this thread, YOU ARE A BLINDED LIER BY CHOICE!!! You mentioned the achievements of pastor Chris as a criteria for all of us to just shut up and accept WHATEVER he says, all because he has achieved so much. If achievements justifies a man, WHY not listen to Mohammed, who as achieved FAR more than pastor Chis has? You keep talking about haters hating pastor chris, lol... Just read ur original post and tell me the man did not sound manipulative, all of a sudden Pastor Anita is not relevant? The same pastor Anita? All of a sudden she shld be put at the backstage, so he just realized this? You guys are just a bunch of hypocrites! No need replying me. Keep fooling urself, keep manipulating the word at every turn to suit and justify yourself. This man is just tooooooo arrogant! Cant put his home in order and keeps hitting at Anita, it must all be her fault. The first time he talked abt it, he said she keeps bad friends, he just gotta blame her. Just spicing it up with "pray for her" Ishilove: Pastor ChrisThank you my sister. Honestly i hate reasoning with some people cos they have made up their minds never to be reasonable thinking it is a sign of faith and faithfulness even when it contradicts the word of God. |
bosun11: i understand what you mean though but the truth is...if Mikel is not made..no nigerian babe for look him face....so that explains his decision and i think he is old enough to do whatever he wants to...................Gbam!!! End of story |
biomedixexcel: Can't believe I spent my precious time reading this.....Dont tell me u did not enjoy the comments here ![]() |
DailyNews: Lol. But seriously this issue of Nigerian guys abandoning Nigerian girls for white/foreign ladies isn't so nice o....truth be told, even if our Nigerian girls are bad, we guys contributed in making them bad...and they are still our sisters, nieces, cousins and aunts pls.I personally dont blame the black guys that go for whites Look at the yeye girl dying on top mikel matter, when many 9ja guys will be begging for her attention, she is busy eyeing mikel. Mtcheww. |
tayoxx: abeg abeg abeg ma hear word jor. ...any small thing dem go say don't generalize. ....all of them na d same....including my sister self....if he wasn't a baller or he had no money will u look at his sydI love ur sincerity Dont mind her jare, let us keep deceiving ourselves |
onuwaje: It's not about the stadium u knw... most tyms u have to consider things like airports,hotels(standard ones) and road network.. also u have to consider security/protocol/safety measures.. u av done well by voicing ur view but these other places u listed do they haveOlodo So lagos, enugu or warri does not have all those things u listed |
Complexalfa: @op Slow and steady win the race, 50 years ago we don't have it like this.What is this one saying ![]() We are talking of other options available that we aint using even tho they are far better that the calabar stadium, u are talking of 50years ago ![]() |
DonaldGenes: Tap him on the back....Bruh, You saySo u noticed too lwkmd £10billion! Oyedepo that is even the 2nd richest in the world is just $150million Church is all about money over there in Nigeria. |
egopersonified: But this policy is not new now, make una take am easy, once the husband and wife both become pastors, they can transfer one to another church since time immemorial. If you feel a church's policy does not go down well with you, why stick around? Abi they tie them there? U cant be rebellious against the authority you submit to and expect to florish.True talk Hypocrisy at it's best But wondering, Are u a member ![]() |
justi4jesu: My favourite Stew for that matter ![]() |
Canme4u: Grass to grace by 2babaI Love Dagrin's democrazy 2baba is doing well too. |
duni04: Wonder why they didn't nominate him for his role in that movie. He did better there than in wolf of wall streetSame tot i had. Maybe to reduce his chance of winning The great gatby is A CLASSIC (one of the best fiction ever written according to the writers guild) and as such many would have looked forward to such a story winning Lots of awards by the time it was made into a movie. |
prof800: Where on planet earth have you been?You made very valid points. It will be possible IF the "Nigerian" actor/actress was *playing a role in a very "deep" story *Or interpreting the role of an Important true life personality *And the movie production Must be top notche with good script interpretations all through and handled by a director that knows what he is doing You wont find any of this in Nollywood, so it is only possible for us to win it in Hollywood. Let us call a spade a spade, i wont cos of patriotism deceive myself. |
dahmie2013: None! My Leonardo Dicapirio hasn't won anyHis acting in the Avaitor was Epic. Have you seen the Great Gatby? He was fantastic! Let us keep dreaming of winning oscar, very unprofessional nollywood. |
thegoodjoehunt3: If the coach just says play, how did they train to play a high line defence.I pray we "gel" before year 3000 |
arnold75: Nigerians enjoy victory by chance or fluke, keshi has never impressed me. Cracks when he faces good oppositions, being saved all these while by sheer brilliance of individual players and he had been taking the glory. Now the players whose brilliance gave him a good name iddnt come to party today. What was keshi's pattern today? What wad his formation? What was his plan b, smh he needs to upgrade his tactics as we might face more humilations in the hands of SA. A 38 yrs old record broken today i hope we have not become man utd in the hands of moyes.This is what i have always told those who praise keshi. I just dont see the tactics behind his game, there is just no plan. It is as if he just tell the players to get on the field and just do what ever the feel right individually. People shld just stop hyping this man, even his player selection is always poor, always have grudges with the best players. Mtchew, abeg i cannot go and come and kill myself on top super pigeons jare. |
DonaldGenes: More like free kitten for them boys.....O boy, No need to toast a girl dia....na sharp sharp things...Just kukuma off your clothe heheAnother se*x starved kid. What a pity |
rill: Chai see por.n for FPSome guys need a life. So this made ur chairman to raise abi? Smh |





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