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Mine - Resting ma elbow on the table

Others - Blowing nose on the table. Ewww!!

Hi Queenafric!
I also think the shots are nice. I'm just not so into Chioma's. . .Particularly the bike shots.

Rotfl @ Litmus paper.
If it turns red = She doesn't love you.
If it turns blue = She does.

Topic,
You can never know if someone Really Loves You.
You can only reach a  conclusion based on the seeming proof they present before You.

oludayomi:
whoa,
nice job, dat of OmoT is beatiful n those of chioma are a job well done

Omotola isn't up there. Prolly, You meant Monalisa.

Seen!
You don't look bad. . . . . God save You!!!

It's still not enough reason to bad-mouth Nigerian women or dwell on their flaws.( ITBA )
Plus, please, less Yo_s and Mehn_s . . . .They hurt ma eyes.

What's with the 'Son' thing? I first thought You meant 'Soon'.

Which one is Yellow pap, again?
I thought if it's Yellow, it's custard. No?

Celebrating?

I missed it!!
Plz, repost. I wouldn't move away, this time.

sjeezy8:
yo what are you saying I was born on the East coast of America right at the mason dixon line we say yoo for everything here! "im hungry yo"  "whats her name yo!" "she sexy yo!" "she weak yo" - maybe
so wtf are you saying YO!

**Pukes on keyboard**

there was a time you had a profile pic up- shiot was sexy nice bo obs and all- i didnt diss you and your Nigerian.

Can You fit?! 

Erhmm . . . .Miche once said You're cute. Prolly that's what's getting into Your head.
Mind posting picsure for confirmation?

sjeezy8:
@ post These hoes look ridiculous

I mean is looking st.upid in style?

What ever happen to using concealer- yooo dat shiot is sexy when babes use it alittle more than just under their eyes.


Mona lisa chinda looks like a damn guy

Sssssh!!!
I get irritated when You do Your ''Yo, mehn'' thing and condemn everything Nigerian.
You make it so obvious You're a wannabe.

Dual core,
You're not serious. . . . . Who wrote on the photo?

dayokanu:
^^^ Check your chest and between your legs to confirm

Dayo,
Carry Yaself commot from road Jare!!!
You should be busy checking Mama-Gee's chest and thigh.

Uju and the OP have a serious problem and must seek help immediately.

Ujujoan:
@ Poster
Maybe because all happiness has ever brought me is a flood of sorrow and when I really think about it, I'm happier when I'm sad . . .

Uju, You're confused. [No disrespect meant] 
How can happiness bring you sorrow? Impossbile.
How can You be happier when You're sad? Impossible.
Just like I cannot love you more when I hate you. . . . .See how it sounds, let alone seems?

Pleasure is prolly what You've experienced and apparently, that can bring you sadness or happiness in the end.
When You find happiness . . .  You can't hate it, it can't bring you sadness and that's why it's happiness. You have to feel that innermost peace and enjoy the feeling, that's what makes it happiness.

Blessed is he that believes w/o seeing.

Why don'tchu come find out, baby?

Ingredients
assorted meat (Beef, ox tail, shaki, cow leg, goat meat)
medium smoked fish
big size stock fish(of your choice)
grounded Crayfish
big sized onion
dried grounded red hot chilli pepper
tablespoonful of red palm oil
medium sized white cocoyam
Freshly squeezed or dried bitter leaf
Salt
of dried curry powder
dried thyme leaves
water


Preparation
Thoroughly wash the assorted meat in clean warm water. Put in a medium sized pot, add about a cup or two of water and two cubes of maggi seasoning or bullion cubes, half onion, sliced, salt to taste, little sprinkle of dried curry powder – about ½ tablespoonful, dried thyme leaves, and bring to boil for about 20 minutes.

Thoroughly wash the stock fish with sponge to remove any vestige of sand gain and allow to run under plenty of tap water. The stock fish is best soaked overnight to allow it absorb water and become tender. Cut the stock fish into servable bits and add it to the boiling meat. Allow to boil for 5 – 10 minutes.

Add the washed medium smoked fish, and allow the whole mixture of assorted meat, stock fish, and smoked fish to boil for another 5 minutes.

Now add about 4 cups of water into the pot of boiling meat and fish, and add about 1 or 2 tablespoonful of dried red hot pepper to taste and freshly squeezed or dried bitter leaf (3 to 4 balls of hand squeezed fresh bitter leaf, or 3 – 5 tablespoonful of dried bitter leaf. Allow to boil for 3 – 5 minutes.

At this point, add the palm oil, and already cooked and mashed cocoyam to thicken the soup. Where you can not get cocoyam a sprinkle of garri would do the same.

Add salt, and pepper to taste again, and allow to cook for 10 minutes.

Your bitter leaf soup is ready to eat.

Bitter leaf soup can be eaten or served with pounded yam or semolina or eba.

What has end time gotta do with Smoked fish and cancer? Oga . . . Rotf!!!

Your Fada!

12.am Darling.
Getting ready for you already.

I'm Your God-sent. . . . .Over here, baby. 

chamotex:
Don't talk about y me like that.
She gat skills . . . . . she's one of the baddest chick around.
She does stuffs you couldn't do Missy

You know Missy talks less and works more.
Just meet me in the usual venue . . . .I wanna make you forget your name.

I musta been having a blonde moment when I did that. I thought (M) stands for Female.

chamotex:
I don't think you know what we get up to

You and Y me? Of course, Amateur Kerewa.

Mine - I pick alot. Esp. when it's Oyinbo Food. . . . Push all the vegetables aside.

Others - Stretch Your hand across ma plate? I'D just kill you with ma eyes.

d bigrod:
u wanna know where i`ll start `eating` u from?dont let me start if not we`ll contaminate the food in this kitchen with our dirty talk

Bring it on. 

chamotex:
Missy, are you seeing this? . . . . . . . .this is the reason I left you
y me knows how to take care of a real man.

She feeds me abundantly . . . . physically and fxckingly

Y me can handle You the Y me way NOT the Missy way.
If there's anyone that can do it like me, You wouldn't be after me every night.
No one else can be as good as me in Loving you.

dayokanu:
Is it the plantain you like or the shape of the 'Plantain" in your mouth?

Leave Mama-Gee in peace.

I want you too.

chamotex:
Missy, don't tempt me please.
Why are you doing this?

P.S - What will you be wearing BTW [size=2pt]or perhaps wont be wearing[/size]

The way You like it - Bare!!! 

d bigrod:
           

You neffa ansa ma Kwesion. 

snthesis:
wat other day- besides u r a guy now and guys apologise over a bottle of beer

Don't gimme that ''I -don't-know-whatchu-talking-about'' attitude.

BTW . . . . I'm having a Déjà vu feeling about this post. I feel it so strongly.

I'll serve You in the bedroom.

Menu
Missy's Lips
Missy's Neck
Missy's Waist
Missy's belly
Missy's . . .

What do You want?

Your Fav. 

Come to the bedroom.

Lol!!!

I also cannot stand people that chew with their mouth open.

Topic,
Others - Blech loudly with mouth open. Ewww!!!