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Desmond? Ugly?

Redman44:
I am not innocent when it comes to some crazy things I did when I was young. Yeah, I stole from the Cooking pot several times. I was fond of Egusi and Vegetable soups. I was never caught and there was a day someone else was whipped for a raid I carried out on a freshly cooked Pot of Ogbono soup.  I still feel guilty today for that incident. However, one of my relatives that stayed with us for sometime was really artful in stealing food from our big kitchen The boy operated like a spirit and was very fast. He would deny all accusations in a sorrowful manner and you will be tempted to forgive him. Ha, I can't forget those days

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Lmao!!!
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=434671.msg6397358#msg6397358 date=1279298668]Yeah. . I did it once from a neighbour's pot and i was caught.didnt feel bad sha cuz i was really young then. .[/quote]Rotfl!!
You're kidding, right?

Lol @ carrying ma baby.

You'll get what You want on one condition.

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My husband still does. lol
He will enter the kitchen to gist with me and by the time he leaves, i start lookin 4 d chicken laps or prawns.
At first i used to ask why don't u just take it why do u av to sneak it out?
He told me dat its sweeter dat way. 
Now, i just add extra 2 wateva i want to cook.

Lol!!!

True!
That seems to be the only 'heavy' meal I put for dinner 'cause I couldn't find sum'n' else.
Then again . . . assuming they have dinner at 8, Eba would be fine. No?

Omo Alata:
The only way Wande can prove it's not his, is to show us his so we can compare 

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Rotfl!!!  Someone should post this, where he can read it. . . . Prolly, Twitter.        

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=479221.msg6396403#msg6396403 date=1279288650]That certainly cant be his pe.niis. Maybe its circumcision gone wrong.[/quote]Rotfl!!! You're not serz . . . . Let WD catch You!!!     

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=479221.msg6396093#msg6396093 date=1279285819]But that diick is not fully erect.
It neva reach ''end-point''. Missy B take note.[/quote]E noh fit erect pass that one.

d bigrod:
[size=15pt]missy b,please can u explain why your husband (bigrod) is hungry even though u run a kitchen like this      [/size]

That's Your punishment for not being a faithful husband.
Plus, stop stalking me!

It's not as easy as I thought, making a strictly Nigerian Food roster. . . but here's what I came up with. Anyone can modify the roster.
Plus, Chy4luv, You have to work on the quantity you dish out.
Where I didn't indicate quantity, please do so.


Monday
Breakfast - A cup of Tea, 2 slices of bread and a boiled egg
Lunch - Rice and stew, oranges.
Dinner -Spaghetti (90 gr for adults, 60 for the kids), any fruit


Tuesday
Breakfast - Pap (akamu, to be precise)and 2 balls of baked beans (akara)
Lunch - Beans and fried plantain, melon.
Dinner - Yam porridge (any fruit)

Wednesday
Breakfast - A cup of tea and biscuits.
Lunch - Jollof rice, banana
Dinner - Bread and fried eggs. (Any fruit)

Thursday
Breakfast - cornflakes with milk
Lunch - Yam and vegetable stew
Dinner - Eba and egusi soup

Friday
Breakfast - Custard and akara
Lunch - Beans and unripe plantain, apple
Dinner - Coconut shrimp rice

Saturday
Breakfast - Juice and biscuits
Lunch - Eba and ogbono soup
Dinner - Yam porridge

Sunday
Breakfast - 2 Slices of bread and fried eggs.
Lunch - Fried rice, banana
Dinner - Ravioli broth

Good ol' Dayz!

Judging from the pic of You I saw, I won't say You're thick.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=479221.msg6395226#msg6395226 date=1279276127]hmmmmm. . . .  how'd you know its erect?
all the picture i've seen the privates are blacked out.

Its either you hv got xray vision or na u be the chick wey snap the pic. Oya confess[/quote]I saw the real and very clear picture, Darling.  
Plus, the 1 inch dark pencil was erect. Like, for who na?  

tkb417:
whats your own with Wande na

he debunked it so?

Ma own with Wande? Nothing other than the picture.
So? I'D make mockery of him till I'm tired. Next time, he go learn e lesson.

SA Goddess:
I assume skinny women must think men are with thick juicy women because they feel sorry for them!!!

Lmao!! Mean!!!
I just love the way You've been playing with words on this thread. . . . .
From the profile pic comment to this very comment.

zebra543:
i also reckon the fully secure skinny women enjoy to advertise the hourglass illusion in thier heads! is there reason you follow the fat women around when you bathe in fully functional 'security'?

Hello? Follow who around?
The reason I still notice the existence of this thread is because it has been appearing on ma '' Updated topics'' list and I post because it delights me to.

Una still deh here deh argue about Orobo matta?

I still say - It's insecure Fat women that open threads like this, seeking fillip and ''Love'' on the 'net.
How many times do we read Marilyn Monroe, Missy B and Mariah Carey asking who Loves the Hourglass shape?

I hope You get the best.  

Fake kè! That thing is as real as NL.
Just wondering why it's erect!!!

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=477777.msg6393523#msg6393523 date=1279240431]to help tailor the right food available in your area for you and your family.

im sure it wouldnt make sense to you if you are given table for bukina faso peoples food[/quote]Thank You Jare!

Chy4luv,
Kinda busy now. I shall post the Food roster later in the day.

tkb417:
wande coal is one of the talented musicians we have in 9ja

dont mix up things; u cannot compare the love we share with whatever u have for wande

i bet they are gonna slam whoever did this thing

i can bet and im sure thy'll get him/her

If I were Wande, I'D invest that time in seeking for help on Di[i]c[/i]k enlargement.  

oyb:
oko to small ooo

People like Money eh . . . . . See I.Ds

Poster,
What's wrong with posting the information here?

tkb417:
wande coal is very talented and hes not all you typed up there
tho hes fat

and its orobo to bad ooo

dont hate a player mehn

Tufiakwa!!! I still Love You pass am. 

BTW . . . I don't hate. It's a weak emotion.

Plus, when You open that link . . . .Just click ''Next'' above the picture that comes up.

Love You too.

Basildon1:
Oiiii, there's this little concept i would like to introduce you to, It's called 'A life outside of Nairaland'.I bet it sounds scary but you can do it, Bet your sorry backside has prolly bookmarked this page ready to trade insults. LOLZ! U really need to overdose quickly!!

Point made!!!
You can now shut up and pretend to deal with ''Life outside Nairaland'' .