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crackhouse:
u are a big muzumbula. .

You're the one that is the big muzumbula - whatever that means. Lol

Assuming u are a male and u have a female twin sister with a different shoe size, how do u expect ur age to be the same after calculation?

Your shoe size is not the only determinant here, otherwise, there wouldn't be need for the other Numbers. Every single number the poster gave is important, if you change anything, you most likely won't get an accurate answer - Here lies the 'wow', that he was able to bring these numbers together, apply a mathematical operation to them and tell you your age.

This is rubbish besides u have provided ur year of birth which makes it easy to determine ur age after subtracting the current year frm ur YOB, so there is no big deal there. U just subtract ur year of birth from the current year { i.e 2012 - 19**} he just ended up turning ur brain round 360 degrees. Infact the answer to this post is "not always true" cos it doesnt work in every case.

This post and others alike are the only rubbish I see on this thread.
Assuming I was born in 1989, following your logic : 2012
                                                                          - 1989
                                                                           _______
                                                                            23

Follow the poster's instructions wrongly, except for Number 5 and 6 (where you think the trick lies), and see if you'll get 23. 1989 -1012 =977. 1012-1989= -977
Deduction : The trick does not only lie in your date of birth. You both just arrived at the same answer, using different mathematical process.
Whilst yours is child's play and ordinary, his is exciting and absorbing. 

AfricaFace:
scientific Missy B,  I ASK AGAIN,  HOW DID THIS ADDY UP
I and my twin sister (Though not identical) doesn't wear same shoe size. she wears 42(9) and i wear 39(6). So how does it add up, we are same age(year, month, week,day,hour,minute) ,  do you need numbers to answer my question.

It's not rocket science, fellow. . . . It's called common sense. Well, except to the mentally lazy.  

I don't know how you're doing your own computation but you're supposed to get a very accurate answer for you and your sister.
Tried and verified - Your sister's SS and your SS and a certain YOB (mine) : Result - same age, different SS.

Next time, before making noise, at least, try!

Very typical of Nairalanders!
One person says something, the others who lack the ability to think for themselves, like sheep, follow the man holding the crook and start to speak his language. 

The trick does not lie in the submission of your DOB - If it did, you'd still get an accurate answer if you provided your DOB and SS (shoe size) but changed the other figures, which is NOT the case.
The excellence of the 'magic' lies in knowing which numbers to pick and which arithmetic operation to apply.  So, yes, this is wow-ful. 

Sorry for humiliating the attempt at displaying smartness. 

daHn:
Great Morning Missy B! good job u are doing, God Bless ur Heart. kindly send me a copy to danikekhuah@yahoo.com and greatlybeloved2@yahoo.com.

many tx!

Sent!

Happy birthday, Razznaija.

agiboma:
lol np G-d name is not to be written in full, he is too powerful and mighty. It;s out of respect and the fear of G-d i try not to write or say his name.

Interesting! This is new to me. . .

Considering the fact that ___ , this thread should be of help.

luvbird:
Must I b a woman 2 sound like I do?am nt even related,she (wifey) was discharged after receiving 2pints of blood,of which her hubby dnt pay a dime for or search for,d family dnt just tke her,she was discharged and her hubby was throwin a party while mother and child were stil on d hospital bed, as 4 u d hubby I feel sorry 4 u cos instead of raining abusive words on d family u shuld act lik a man and curb ur tougue,u dnt feel ashamed washing ur dirty linen in public,remember at d end of d day wen every1 who said smtin as regards dis issue wud go home 2 deir loved onces bt u wil return 2 an empty house and a cold bed,even if u tke cheap girls or ur 2nd wife it won't b like ur wife u married,dnt u even tink of ur health, u ar infected wit hepatitis,who knows which girl gave u, dis virus is deadlier dan hiv,treat urself,remember lies ar said by silly pple,accepted by fools and spread by idiots,if u love ur wife spare her dis shame bt if nt carry on,we wil al know if u truly love her and want her

Mind your own business . . . or husband, in this case. Let man and wife settle husband & wife issue.

Freiburger:
Wishing every Nl woman a happy women's day.
To every real woman out there this is for you.
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/5008372/Shaggy_Strength_Of_A_Woman

Better person! Thank you! 
Naija men are so light years behind. Tufia!  Here's a thread to appreciate women and they've all gone into hibernation. If it were one promoting women-bashing, we'd be on the 30th page and still counting. 
Dem deh even argue blindly the essence of the festivity with me on the hinternet.   

See me being treated like a Queen even by strangers . . .Auguri and mimosa from every angle.  
In fact, women's day should be every day. 

It's true! I tried it.

Ijogz K:
Would do so cuz i respect Cha,

Thank you!

Ijogz K:
Edited**

This is not right! I suggest you edit your post immediately before the poster reads it.

Acidosis:

Oya, someborry, pass me a knife, lemme cut off his tongue.

Before you put up the scoundrel's name, make sure you can prove he actually raped you, 'cause if he decides to sue you for calumny and you have nothing to back up your story, you'll go through another torture I think you don't deserve.

circlet:
Missy B pls can u send a copy to me too aphunky@gmail.com. Thanks a bunch

Sent!

afam4eva:
It's not fir girls. It's for mothers=> ladies who have children.

Wrong!
It's for women, mothers are included. You're not a woman only when you're a wife and/or a mother. There's a day set aside exclusively for mothers - May 8.

Acidosis:
Celebration isn't for girls, the op & the world is celebrating the women, as in mothers

Every female is 'being celebrated' today . . .We have mothers' day, specifically for mothers.
That is not an excuse, go appreciate every female in your life.

https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj3l654npB1qd6ce9o1_400.jpg Na xo!

Happy Women's Day to Nairaland women.
You're to be loved, respected and treated right at all times, allow no man one tell/treat you otherwise.

For those who haven't received a mimosa, I'll share mine with you.
https://www.vitadamamma.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mimosa.jpg

[quote author=ade_77 link=topic=546559.msg10347476#msg10347476 date=1331112808]Please send me a copy of the ebook to me. My email is a.deeholar@gmail.com. Thanks a lot[/quote]Seent!

Reptyle:
Hello Missy, please mail me the Maggi e-book at reptyle76@gmail.com

Thanx much

Sent!

onyx79:
Hi Missy,
please can you mail the ebook to: cmnwodo@gmail.com

Sent!

kanny1:
i need the book too cknwosu@gmail.com . the 1st email isn't coorect

Sent!

slovenia:
Pls send me a copy of d ebook pls. My email is otomeo@yahoo.co.uk. Thnks a bunch

Sent!

2 Chronicles 7:14 - If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land.

God's blessings are conditional, you and your compatriots know what to do, to have a 'healthy' country.

When you give genuine thanks, you don't proceed to lament.
Give thanks and be content, for some people are in worse places. . .Places where even an open ''prayer'' like this could cost them their life.

pato405:
@OP

your prayer isn't rational. It's absolutely garnished with greed and avarice. It shows how much you desire a change in the system. anyway, it's a reflection of how critical you think. you think the grass is greener on the other side? yes, it is! but bear in mind - the bills are higher! way over higher.

even the unborn knows about the recent global financial quagmire. go do some research on the spate of unemployment in recent times in those countries you fantasise about. have you found out what it costs to get a university education in those countries?, pay water, electricity and gas bills even without a job? I'm not trying to justify the unwarranted hardship Nigerians are unduly subjected to as a result of corrupt governance. however, we can all contribute our little quota to make things better.

If you work hard and put even a bush in order, you can make a cosy home out of it.

Peach!

Ijogz K:
Thank Missy B, I hope its not more complicated than i fink it is,  Plus those seasoning sounds funny, 

I keep getting notification for "Y me" post, but see norring 

The spambot seized her posts, you'll be able to view them when the admin 'releases' them.

Lol! Y me, I can see your posts.
Stop reposting, otherwise the spambot will continue to seize your post and ban you.
I've drawn Seun's attention to it, hopefully he acts soon.

Ijogz K:
If i had psted this in romance, i would have gotten a minimum of 50 replies,

Of what quality? 

Ijogz K:
if you are not an expert with Local food, every1 sees u as a crazy dude yarning ballz,  SmH @ d moderator and d users of this particular threado

This isn't true. 

I'm not a fan of grilled foods and I seldom grill in MW but here's what I got for you online:

Directions

1. Wash and dry the chicken and remove the skin if desired

2. For one kind of filling, sprinkle the chicken with seasoned pepper; remove the bacon rind and bones and wrap them around the chicken
3. As another option, mix tomato sauce with soy sauce and crush over the chicken and sprinkle with seasoned pepper
4. Yet another option is to mix butter with mustard and brush over the chicken and then sprinkle with seasoned pepper, tarragon and cornflake crumbs
5. Place the chicken underside facing up on a Microware roasting rack and microwave for five minutes; turn the chicken over and microwave for another ten minutes

OR

This one I saw some time ago and thought I'd like to try it out.

Ingredients

Boneless Chicken : 250Gms
Any Chicken 65 Masala : 2 Table Spoons (I used Aachi)
Ginger Garlic Paste : 1/2 Table Spoon
Salt : To Taste
Oil : 1 Tea Spoon
Lime : Sprinkles
Satay Sticks

Microwavable Bowl, Preferably wide mouthed.

Take  the Chicken and dice to Small Pieces. In a bowl mix all the Ingredients well and set aside for 15 Mins.

Take the satay sticks and soak them in water for a few mins and grease them each with one drop of oil. This will ensure the chicken doesnt stick to the satay sticks and comes out freely when its cooked.

Pierce the marinated chicken in the satay sticks and Cook for 13 minutes in Grill mode.

Arrange the satay sticks as shown in the picture on the microwaveable utensil. This will ensure all the fat drops settle out in the center and doesnt mess your Oven.

At the tenth minute, just roll the chicken pieces once so that it cooks evenly.

Let it stand for 2 more minutes.

Remove from oven, Slide them out of Satay sticks and Serve. Garnish with Coriander and onion.

https://nswamy.com/dawn/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2011-09-10-20.07.57.jpg

Hopefully, you get more replies soon from the experts. 

It's not cool that I have almost nothing to say about my grandmas' behaviors.
My maternal grandma passed on when I was 6/7, I can't recall any of her 'funny' behaviors except she hated spaghetti 'cause she thought they are worms.
My paternal grandma and great-grandma are white and have no funny behavior I can talk about - either because they live alone and I'm not always there to notice or because . . . .I don't know.

However, they are all women to emulate. Coincidentally, they have some things in common - strength, humanitarianism and faith.
Here's to the best women in the world _{[size=4pt]Plus Mum.[/size]}!

luvbird:
Dnt u smel a rat in dis issue?, d lady in ?was bleedin after delivery,she nided blood bt her hubby had hepatitis b virus,he said she shuld drink ugwu and yogurt,i am aware of d situation he abandon his wife and baby dat we're sick in the hospital 2 go do naming ceremony in his father's compd on his mother's order,he has bin told 2 come 2 inlaws place 2 explian y he did d naming ceremony regardless of their health bt he says he won't come dat his wifey shuld meet him in an eatery wit d child he abandon, now tel me all u vipers if u we're left in d hospital sick with ur baby sick and ur father comes 2 take u since ur huby went 2 do namin ceremony regardless of ur health wud u insist on stayin in d hospital,u vipers leave the mil she is innocent.

And you are?

Meeah:
pls send to ceo.exquisitetouch@gmail.com.

Sent!

oladypopsy:
pls send me a copy, my e-mail is oladypopsy2@yahoo.com

Sent!