krispycash:


You're quite gorgeous....

U're quite handsome too

krispycash:


You're quite gorgeous....

U're quite handsome.

samuelzion:


You are so beautiful! Wow

tnks

tosyne2much:
wooooooooooow !!! You look exactly like my mom when she was young

like seriously?

yorex2011:


Do you swim?

why did u ask?

Rapaltar:



And you ishhh cuteeee

lol.. U cute too

Here is meeeeeee

Something similar happened to my guy...there was this gurl that had a crush on him, she told him that she likes him but he told her he's already in a relationship. I dnt knw what transpired btwn the two but she told him she wld wait for him to finish wif me. My guy told me abt it, he called her in my presence and told her that he's not interested in her, he told her to leave him alone, the gurl just broke down and started crying.....anytime she calls him, he tells me to pick the call. Now the gurl is nowhere near his life.
So babe, I advice u...never in ur life think he'll ever leave his babe for you. He'll just sex you and leave you. As long as he told u he's in a relationship, pls dnt develop ur feelings for him cos u'll just end up heartbroken. U'll just end up being the gurl he cheated with, and that will leave you with no respect as a lady. NEVER be an option, choose to be a priority. Fight your feelings!

Dreyl:
I hope you are not like the girl? some girls are just damn wicked.

I wld never do that to a human being....except he's a bad person.

WiseBukoye:
The last bashing I got while trying to woo a girl was sometime in 2003, I was travelling in a bus from Akure to Lagos on a weekend. We had a bursted tyre after the turn at Shagamu and the driver was not carrying a spare or jack, but wheel spanner. This pretty lady and I were not talking before the bursted tyre, but started during the wait that was about 3 hours. We chatted well and exchanged mobile numbers. I called her the next day to say hallo and she was so friendly, and lead me on. We agreed on a date by weekend. On that fateful day, I called her to reassure myself of the date before dressing up and withdrew my last change at the bank ATM, fueled the car and drove off to the eatery. I ate, drank and waited for over 3 hours and she stopped picking my calls or reply the couple of messages I sent her. Well, I drove home in despair and had a very bad night. Called her the next day, but she didn't pick..... Fast forward.... She picked her call and a male voice barked at me.... Who are you and why are you disturbing my baby? I was confused! And the male voice told me to look elsewhere for a girl friend, ending the call. I was overwhemed in shock, but wanted to teach her a lesson she won't forget in a hurry......

Jesus Christ!!! Faints again...arrrgh, sorry o!

Dreyl:
*pour gutter water on her*

I'm awake already....madman!

druid06:
Sia - Big girls don't cry.

It's Fergie not Sia

FrancisTony:
*typing*

My worst embarrassing moment approaching an opposite sex.

It wasn't really about wooing her. Lol! I was walking past the road, and met my old high school friend I know.

I felt like approaching her and starting a convo but something said I shouldn't do so. I still went ahead.

Me- Hello

She- (She pretended as if she didn't know me)

Me- I was embarrassed because all the passerbye's were staring at me.

To save face, I screamed "weren't you the one that I met at ashewo joint yesternight?".













Believe my Story at your own peril.

FAINTS!

dolarland:
#proudlyugly

habarrrrrrrr, u're a fine boy joooor!

raziboi:
go and tear her nyash

raziboi:
go and tear her nyash

Mrfils:

Ok I agree. U're still fine sha

tnks

Mrfils:

Misszainab and u're fine oh but whc kind advice b dis nah? the girl who could leave her sick bf at home and go clubbing with his friend didn't love him in the 1st place and IMO doesn't deserve forgiveness, that is if she even asks for it sef. Cos from the look of things, the girl is tired of the relationship and was prolly seriously looking for a way out and d mofo presented one when he gocked himself by suggesting to them (that's if he did) to go on without him.

My dear everybody is entitled to his or her own opinion.

Bros, you dey think well so?
Isn't it absurd to ask 5ladies out at the same time? Are you suffering from low self esteem? Just look at what you've done to yourself! Well you just have to deal with it! In a friendly way, discard the two, and settle for the best among them all.

If that friend of urs is really happy with your relationship, he wouldn't have told you...since both of them were drunk, that doesn't count as your gal cheating on you, rather he took advantage of her drunkeness! Just discard that ur FIEND, and move on with your babe.

I can't believe I'm crying! Gosh, I curse that lady!!!!

fruqsy:

uhmm are you in support or against?

I'm just neutral about it.

kudoxs:
so you are also part of the club.

Being a lesbian is the last thing I'll ever think of indulging in.

ibdeals1:


just like u said @ the bolded... i think the seniors deserved it...is it a federal unity school?

It's a private school.

Mine was narrated to me by one of my juniors back in secondary schl.... Back then, I was the house captain and I had a lot of juniors like me then. I lost my mum when I was in Jss3 and it was a painful experience. Our schl was a new schl then and our set was the first set, so we were prefects right from Jss1.
In SS1, I had a schl daughter...she was so nice and I treated her nicely too, I never knew she had powers until she showed me. To cut long story short......One faithful day after school hours, we were all back to the hostel for our siesta. I slept all through and no1 woke me up for afternoon prep, so I was left alone in the hostel. As I was asleep, my schl daughter came to check me up, since she didn't see me around..according to what she told me, as she entered my hostel, she saw my mum beside my bed staring at me and at the same time smiling. I asked her the dress my mum wore and she told me the exact dress my mum was buried with, of which I never told her. She also said my mum looked at her and signald herr not to disturb me, that's how she went without waking me up. Since then I became so afraid of her but brought her so close to me.
One thing I didn't like about her was that she misused the powers she had...she had the habit of inficting headaches and stomach aches to seniors who punished her unjustly..- told her to stop it. Dnt knw if she did.

ebuetor:
in the year 2003, after my parents had a split and came back together, i was taken my my uncle to live with him along with his family. I, like any other kid would play till sunset, freedom things na, so on this particular day after taking my bath, i decided to sleep in the parlour alone and not in the bedroom, i could not sleep, but was just staring at the wall clock as the seconds went its way, it was going to by 12 at the dot, with just a few seconds left, imediately the clock stricked 12, my eye closed with by its self, and just about that time a force as strong as a vaccume cleaner would do, sucking up things, my soul was sucked out of my body, even tjough my eyes were closed ,i felt going up, out of the roof, out of nigeria, out of africa, out of the world through the universe.......to a place. The air in tjis place is so cold like air condition, but more of quite.....i was in a tunnel, no a corridor, it was dark, narrow, and long, at the end was a light, my only point of destination, direction, purpose, the only best place to move like any one else was towards the light. Each step was , an effort to leave the dark and get closer to the light, the more i got, the more i realised its a door, through wic the light radiated. The door was opened , but i cou'd not see through the door becos of the bright light from it. I cant decribe the light..... Moving closer i heard crystals hiting each other in a melodic form. Music i cnt describe......i need to get into this place of peace and sweetness, i said to my self,as i was about to take a step forward, a voice behinde me spoke, '' if you go through the door, you will not come back''. I understood wat this means, i though of the concequences, people mourning, my mother crying, and the saying that its better for a child to bury his parents than the other way around. I took one step back, immediately that same vacume force drew me back, back with a great forceinto my body back, to the extend by heart hurt wen i woke, panting heavily as my heartpumped faster,(i want to beleive my heart stoped beating for good 10mintes, i was away, and it came back to life), i looked at the time 12:10......i slept back. The next morning ,9:00am, i woke up to the cry of people around, my neighbor first son , who is in final year was gone, died in his sleep.......i was heart broken and shaken. I love you all.

You must be kidding me...pls I like making frnds with people like you!

You just made your life more interesting...babe a kiss will lead you to romance. Welcome to the club, remember, it's a very bad spirit...once u start u can't stop!

You just made your life more interesting...babe a kiss will lead you to romance. Welcome to the club.

Oh...you want gals to tell you how they feel about you so u could call them cheap abi?

Who says women go gaga cos of marriage? I'm not a fan of marriage.

I think this woman suffers from low self-esteem. She would have left the schallywag after the first cheating! But anyways, two can play the game, my dear don't stop till he stops....but pleeeease use protection!