seanblaise:

abeg wetin be SK?

WiseBukoye:
The last bashing I got while trying to woo a girl was sometime in 2003, I was travelling in a bus from Akure to Lagos on a weekend. We had a bursted tyre after the turn at Shagamu and the driver was not carrying a spare or jack, but wheel spanner. This pretty lady and I were not talking before the bursted tyre, but started during the wait that was about 3 hours. We chatted well and exchanged mobile numbers. I called her the next day to say hallo and she was so friendly, and lead me on. We agreed on a date by weekend. On that fateful day, I called her to reassure myself of the date before dressing up and withdrew my last change at the bank ATM, fueled the car and drove off to the eatery. I ate, drank and waited for over 3 hours and she stopped picking my calls or reply the couple of messages I sent her. Well, I drove home in despair and had a very bad night. Called her the next day, but she didn't pick..... Fast forward.... She picked her call and a male voice barked at me.... Who are you and why are you disturbing my baby? I was confused! And the male voice told me to look elsewhere for a girl friend, ending the call. I was overwhemed in shock, but wanted to teach her a lesson she won't forget in a hurry......

xpac01:
I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error.
I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued:
Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest)
SHE: fine (soft voice)
ME: how is studying?
SHE: you said? (already noticing the error)
ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind.
SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning)
ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you.
SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone.
ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre).
When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing...

misszainab:
I'm awake already....madman!

stexsy:
u r lying, u watch too much of nigerian movies

NairaMode:
I was high.
I had taken a whole bottle of brandy and a parcel of We*ed back then with a friend.
We finished it all.

On our way home, I met this cute lady... I called and went up to her and I asked her "What's her name" for up to 9 times.
She was just confused and looking at me.
My friend came and dragged me.

mdee1:
Smh

misszainab:
Jesus Christ!!! Faints again...arrrgh, sorry o!

smudge2079:
I remember dis one... My first crush, i was in primary 5 den. Walked up to dis little lady & told her "will u marry me?"

Raymondenyi:
Only very inexperienced small boiz; run after a lady; or goo to woo a lady; they just see walking on d road; it is vvery inappropriate and immature;
They are appropriate quarters for that; if the situation is not appropriate; or the atmosphere does not warrant it; pls do not go; its as simple as that; telling u from my countless experiuences; I have never been embarrased; or lookrd down upon ( ur dressing n presentation tells d way u'll be addressed)...

Those who have eyes, n are willing to lear,; pls do...

Am out.

well written

CalabarBoi:
i don't believe you

tosyne2much:


I have been noticing the dude since.. We don need a pastor to tell us he's an hypocrite

WiseBukoye:
For her to always be wise next time, I called her number again and the male voice came on barking... I wasn't listening this around, but raised my voice saying " see you yeye man, forming boy friend. What do you know about dating...ask that prostitute that you call girlfriend, where she was the previous Saturday that she returned late? She was moarning under me and enjoying my thrust in the hotel room After I sapped the strenght out of her, she frame up the car breakdown or tyre busrt story. Yeye man without sense, dey form boy friend. Fool!" And the man was like what! what!! What!!!? Na so I hung up. I laughed sootee that day. Fast forward..... That lady lost that guy and we got married sometimes in 2006 November. We are celebrating our anniversary this Sunday in Church. I guess I will be showing her this message at after party. Hahaha!!! Quite an experience.

Superstar007:
If I say that ladies woo me, they'd say that I"m lying and bragging.

itz Normal ... So kindly act right cuz no one gIvez a spoon. .

VickyyB:

Better do.

joseph1832:
You see the likes of him everywhere here in Nairaland and outside, spreading their self righteous deluded testimonies everywhere.

noordean:
and u stil rememba ds even tho u were high? Uv got one bad sharp brain!

CalabarBoi:
make me

darediamond:

It happened because you were some how lonely then and coupling that with the chemistry of Love in a scenario that resulted in that intimate experience with him, your experience is not bad if you know what I mean.

xpac01:
I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error.
I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued:
Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest)
SHE: fine (soft voice)
ME: how is studying?
SHE: you said? (already noticing the error)
ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind.
SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning)
ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you.
SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone.
ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre).
When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing...

femisek:
hmm remember a girl usually smiling at me in the neighborhood,thought it was a visa to love ,waited for her at her usual path around 7.30pm when she passed by I followed till a part of the street with less people so I moved closer and said hi,aw was your day?she kept mute i said common if you are not beautiful I won't approach you she said if you don't stop following me I will exhibit madness for you in Yoruba language. o boy I waka straight comot from her back

WiseBukoye:
Oh! What a funny tread. Let me rekindle the old memories. I had a couple of such experiences in those good days, when life was full of fun and little worries.

Some twenty 26 years back in secondary school, I guess JSS two precisely, there is this fair complexioned beauty girl in the next class. I've always admired her and wrote some couple of anonymous love letters to her. Often drop them in her locker after school hours. Out of illusion, I dropped a couple of such letters too in locker too, so as to convince my bad friends that this lady and I were dating. On this fateful wednessday, during environmental (cutting of grasses), I was challenged to prove to my friends that we were really dating. Na so I gather courage and managed to go tell her that I'd like to tell something, but after school hours. She was puzzled and short of words, and I was too shy to wait for her response. Fast forwars.... After school my bad friends were still asking me to proof to them that my story of dating was true. I surmon courage tail this girl to her house, which was like 1.5km from school. There was this her friend with her that fateful Wednesday evening, so I took a short cut, so I can corner her before she got to her street. Alas! There she comes alone now and I was approaching her. From no where, the yeye shy spirit just grab me. Na so I

noordean:
guy u don tey 4 ds tin o...as at then,even if them dey call person my wife ''oko iyawo'',i go dey vex ni

VickyyB:


These lies you are sharing.

deebrain:




Hmmmmmm....... This one is strong.